THERE IS SINGULARLY NO FORCE IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE MORE PRIMED TO MAKE ME WANT TO PUT MY OWN HEAD THROUGH A WALL THAN ANOTHER KARKAT. HOLY SHIT, HOW ARE THERE ONLY LIKE THREE OF US WHO ARE ABLE TO PASS AS SOMEWHAT TOLERABLE?! WHAT THE FUCK EVER, WHO CARES. I'M GOING OUT FOR MEXICULL FOOD WITH VRISKA TOLIGHT SO WHO EVEN GIVES A SHIT ABOUT SOME TRYHARD OTHER ME.
You're so cute when you're 8eing insecure. Get more clingy a8out it why don't you, make a real spectacle out of the whole "dating a dread Serket" for prime Karkat points. And while you post and get into a few dozen flame wars with other yous, I'll 8e sure to start making a dent in the nacho appetizer you explicitly ordered for yourself!!!!!!!!
OH PLEASE AS IF I CAN'T SEE YOU TWO FEET AWAY FROM ME CHOWING DOWN ON MY SHIT. IF I REALLY WANTED TO STOP YOU, I COULD AND DON'T YOU FUCKING FORGET IT. ALSO 'DATING A DREAD SERKET'? MAYBE YOU'RE THE PERSON I NEED TO BE DIRECTING MY LASER OF MENACE AT TODAY BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LITERALLY EVER?! I GUESS I'M FLATTERED THAT THE PRINCESS BRIDE AFFECTED YOU THAT MUCH THAT YOUR PERSONALITY CLUNG ONTO IT ENOUGH TO OH I DUNNO, KIN THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS OR WHATEVER, BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO BRING THE ROLEPLAY INTO OUR RESPITE BLOCK MAYBE IT SHOULD BE A DISCUSSION FIRST? YES, GOOD, YOU'RE SEEING MY SARCASTIC GRIN FROM ACROSS THE TABLE. NOW FINGERS BACK ON YOUR OWN FUCKING GOOD- GOD YOU'D THINK YOU WERE CLOSE TO MOLT OR SOMETHING WITH HOW MUCH OF *MY* SHIT YOU EAT ALONGSIDE YOUR OWN.
and youre one of the tolerable ones, huh? xp