OKAY I SCROLLED DOWN THE TIMELINE AND I'M ALREADY PISSED OFF. SOME OF YOU FUCKERS ARE SO GOD DAMN ANNOYING, POSTURING FOR EVERYONE ABOUT HOW BADASS YOU ARE. YOU ARE IRREPROACHABLY FUCKING DEMENTED IF YOU THINK ANY OF THAT POSTUREPLUMEBEASTING IS IMPRESSIVE.
I REALLY WASN'T AWARE OF THIS IN ANY CAPACITY BUT HEY. IF SOMEONE'S GOING TO SAVE THE CITY I GUESS IT MAY AS WELL BE YOU, RIGHT? SO CONGRATULATIONS AND THANKS FOR MAKING SURE MY FAVORITE PIZZA PLACES AND ALSO MY HIVE WASN'T...UH...WHAT DID YOU SAVE IT FROM? I'LL ASSUME IT WAS A KAIJU FOR EXCITEMENT REASONS. THANKS FOR BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THAT GIANT MONSTER THAT EXISTED FOR NO REASON, TAVROS.
oH, i DID NOT, bEAT IT UP, oR ANYTHING i JUST, uSED MY POWERS TO BEFRIEND IT, aND MAKE IT WALK AWAY, bACK INTO THE SEA, tHUS SAVING, tHE CITY, bUT YEAH TH1S WAS A WHILE AGO, hONESTLY BUT, i MENT1ONED IT EARLIER, wHICH MAYBE WAS POSTURING, wHICH MADE ME THINK, i WAS 1NCLUDED IN YOUR THING ABOUT, pOSTURING, wHICH IS WHY i COMMENTED ON YOUR THING ABOUT, pOSTURING,
... COOL. WELL YOU WEREN'T. SO GLAD WE SORTED THAT OUT.
hey man not cool i dont spend ALL my time on here only a majority of it
THIS POST IS LITERALLY FROM TWO HOURS AGO, MAN. LET IT GO.
no dude i care so much about what you think of me im shaking and shivering under the covers right now at the thought of you not thinking im the best possible dave
FUCKING EYEROLL. AT LEAST YOU'RE ABLE TO POSIT EVEN A SMIDGEN OF SARCASM- THAT PUTS YOU ABOVE THE MEDIOCRE MAJORITY AT A BASELINE.
hahaha fuck yeah ill take that as a partial win thanks bro