Vriska Serket
@arachnidsGrip
Leave it to one repeated joke to leave a nasty taste in my mouth. Ugh.
Lol. Lmao even. You fucking wish you were me. #SlamtasSuccess
:33 < nah i like me too much to wish i were mew!! :33 < if i were mew, i'd wish i was me!!!
AND JUST WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE UP TO, HUH? IF YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING SNEAKY, YOU'RE DEAD GOD DAMN WRONG, SWEETHEART. HELLO!!! HELLOOOO!!! I'M KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR LET ME IN!!!!
KARKATS. LEADERSHIP HUDDLE.
Slampora can only go so far, I need a new means of stress relief. Like a Slamtas or something.
WELL I DON'T GOD DAMN KNOW! MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK HER INSTEAD OF ARGUING WITH YOURSELF IN ANOTHER PERSON'S THREADS? AGAIN?! GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING PATHETIC AND UP YOUR OWN ASS IT IS GOD DAMN RIDICULOUS!
OKAY. THEN I WILL. ALONGSIDE YOU. AND THE OTHER ONE.
THEN FUCKING DO IT, MAN. MAKE MY GOD DAMN LIGHT!
#ALLISNICE?
BET.
GETTING AHEAD OF OURSELVES ALREADY HERE.
ARE WE?! I DUNNO, MAN, YOUR INTENT SEEMS PRETTY GOD DAMN CLEAR TO ME!
SAVE IT FOR LATER IS WHAT I’M SAYING. YOU HAVE NO SCRUPLES, IT’S HONESTLY FUCKING ASTOUNDING.
WHAT? LATER? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
HE'S JUST A PIR8 YOU FUCKING IDIOTS UGH!!!!!!!! #A8CC
Me? Single-handedly holding up #A8CC ???????? It's more likely than you'd think. ::::)
HAPPY 8/8 LET'S HEAR IT FOR EVERYONE'S FAAAAAAAAVORITE TROLL: ME!!!!!!!!
youll be hearing s0mething all right.
happy vore day vriska im so glad that you get to share a numeric date with a monumental holiday
Ew, seriously, everyone seems to 8e keeping that quip close at prong every time I cele8r8 myself! It gets a little stale, you know? 8ut I appreci8 your willingness to chime in, it does mean a lot. I know that you're always glad to cele8r8 me even if you dress it up like this. Thaaaaaaaanks Aradia!
TAVROS TUESDAY 8ITCHES GET PUMPED!!!!!!!! #TAVROSTUESDAY
OH ARE WE DOING THAT AGAIN? YAY I GUESS.
There's a limited num8er of trolls that can claim a day of the week, and I'll 8e damned if we let #FeferiFriday get more steam than #TavrosTuesday !!!!!!!! Okay? Okay! Thank you 8a8e!
I JUST DON'T THINK ANYONE NEEDS A DAY? ISN'T IT ENOUGH THAT WE'RE TORTURED CEASELESSLY BY THE GRINDING CINDERBLOCKS OF TIME EVERY SWEEP WHEN OUR WRIGGLING DAY COMES AROUND? IT'S NOT LIKE EVERYONE CAN HAVE A DAY OF THE WEEK WITH THIS BULLSHIT CALENDAR THAT THE HUMANS HAVE FORCED ON US, ANYWAY. WHAT WOULD YOURS BE? VRISKA VWEDNESDAY?
Uh, no, my day that isn't my wiggling day is 8/8 on the human calendar. WHICH, you might notice, is coming up????????
You can't let me have one thing without doing something like this, huh? Just ONE THING. You WOULD know when vore day was, wouldn't you Karkat????????
YES BECAUSE I'VE BEEN ONLINE FOR LONGER THAN FIVE MINUTES IT ISN'T HARD TO FIGURE OUT WITH A CURSORY GLANCE ONLINE. AND I CAN LET YOU HAVE ONE THING: YOUR WRIGGLING DAY. YOU DON'T NEED ANOTHER, JUST AS I DON'T NEED A FUCKING NOTHER. WHY DO YOU NEED A DAY TO BE SPECIAL AND FOR YOU WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY SPECIAL ENOUGH? YOU DON'T NEED A DAY OF YOUR OWN TO PROVE HOW COOL YOU ARE. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
Aw, you think I'm cool? Karkat, you're so adora8le when you're trying to 8e persuasive. I mean, it isn't working, 8ut you are cute. Plus we 8oth know Tavros needs all the days she can get, so. #TavrosTuesday forever.
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP, SERKET! I AM NOT TRYING TO BE 'PERSUASIVE', I'M GIVING YOU COLD HARD FACTS STRAIGHT TO THE JAW, AND IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THEM THEN THAT'S ON YOU.
We should hang out more, @handMaid !!!!!!!!
♏️ I AGREE. ♏️ EDIT: I WOULD HAVE AGREED ANYWAY.
Hitting Nepeta with the Maidific8tion 8eam was kind of fucked, 8ut we dig it. #a8cc #maidific8tion
:33< #forcemaied
he7 i said that last time
Oh my god, he always has to yap for 888 years 8efore anything good. YAWN!!!!!!!! #a8cc
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! It is #TavrosTuesday ::::) I 8etter see you Tavheads cele8r8ting her or else!!!!!!!!
HOORAY!
wOW, tHANKS vRISKA THIS IS, vERY SWEET OF YOU,
Well it 8'nt meant to 8e sweet! I guess I can accept that it might seem that way. I'm just maneuvering you as a far more respecta8le and less o8noxious candid8 for having a whole day dedic8ted to you than the entire contingent of Striders on here that CONSTANTLY seem to have days or even hours devoted to their shenanigans.
yEAH, iT DEF1NITELY SEEMS LIKE, tHERE IS A QUANT1TY AND QUALITY, d1SCREPANCY, gOING ON HERE WITH THE sTRIDERS, nOT THAT i WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, oF COURSE,
Typical Fussyfangs, dangling 88 like a first time angler. You've got to improve your cast to get the heavy hitters to *actually* medi8 your dum8 ideas.
Or Perhaps Youve Simply Grown Dull In Older Age
Oh, so you actually want Vriskas tripping over themselves to 8eg for your mercy, or grace, or whatever it is that 8oils down to attention. Goooooooot it. Have fun trying to play lamp and moth! I'm sure it'll work so much 8etter now that you're attempting to fill the role that always made you stum8le and please 8efore. ::::/
I Think I Simply Want To Have Fun Teasing Versions Of Yourself Do You Have Problems Walking
Tavros talking to herself is WAAAAAAAAY too much for me! I'm going out, see you losers l8r!
So may8e it rained when we had our #tiedyenight and may8e we ended up st8ning the a8lutiontrap so 8adly that Karkat nearly shouted me deaf, and may8e my prongs are still different colors, 8ut I got a sick shirt out of it, so who cares? Spending time with my 8est @adiosToreador is tooooooootally worth it! ::::)
Asshole doesn't even WINK correctly.
how do you fuck up a wink?
thats on me i forgot about blinking i guess.
Tragic to have forgotten, 8ut I guess I can forgive the oversight.
IS·THIS·AN·ALLVSION·TO·THE·PROCESSES·OF·ACTVAL·BVNGHOLE·OR·MERELY·A·HAPPY·COMEDIC·ACCIDENT· #nsfw
Hah! Just a comedic accident, though at this point I wouldn't 8e surprised if that failure of a troll DID have issues making his wastechute function properly.
oh how benevolent.
Karkat is trying to KILL ME with these fucking fish sticks!!!!!!!!
Woooooooow, what a loser!!!!!!!! #vagueposting
iS THIS ABOUT, mE?
oKAY, yAY }:)
Aw man, the monk died???????? I guess that's old humans for ya. #pentiment