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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 4: roxy lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so i could go on and on about hovw roxy baby is pretty much perfect. but i feel like theres gonna be a lotta assumptions about vwhat im gonna say going in. look, yeah shes a recowvering soporifics addict and yeah its easy to get her to fall off the wvagon either for fun or because youre picking her apart in the right vway. but thats boring, thats lazy. its dubious. and me? i like knowving that my gals are making the choice to let me hawve my vway wvith em wvith a sound mind. still, a lil booze on both sides nevwer hurt anyone. just pace yourself, she has a higher tolerance than you do, i promise. first thing you gotta knowv about roxys (roxies?) is theyre hard to read. almost impossible for a novwice, still nigh impossible for a master like me. evwen if you knovw wvhat to expect, theyre tough nuts to crack. wvhat i look for is the eyes. wvindovws to the soul, they say. hers are fenestrated planes. theres nothing behind em. its in the specific kinda nothing that you figure her out. if her smile reaches her ears, theres a shine in her eyes, and the nothing is paper thin, like howv youd say "nothing up my sleewve," then youvwe got the party gal roxy. blonde, pink, lovwes to drink, lovwes to shake her ass for attention. the only vword for it is, and i dont throwv this around lightly, is bimbo. youre dealing wvith a bimbo here. she probably has lusus issues still, if youre into that sorta thing, but youre not gonna havwe a problem vwith her. she vwants to go to makeout point vwith you. shes interested in your xenobiology. shes tvwirling her hair around her finger and giggling at all your jokes. if you cant bag her, its on you. novw, if the nothing behind her eyes is impenetrable and fathomless and beautiful and twvinkling vwith motes of light like the night sky, then dont wvorry. youwve still got a chance. if anything, i enjoy these ones more, youwve got more of a challenge. so yeah, the booze stuff vworks, but still isnt necessary. half the time these ones are still into you, youwve just gotta reel her in. if youre real lucky shell be funny, shell take your flirting in stride and maybe evwen take you off guard wvith her ovwn zingers. this is great, you find a rox like this, let her do vwhatevwer she wvants to you. i prefer being in control in the sack, but ill givwe it up for one of these any night. otherwvise, you gotta pick avway at her. shes lonely. isolated. got lusus issues like crazy. present yourself as a pillar of stability and shell gravwitate to you. seems like they missed out on wvigglerhood, so do wvhat you can to giwve that back to her. make her feel small, needy, dependent. tease her, blowv lil mistakes outta proportion, but alwvays keep on a smile and alwvays act nice enough. wvere not trying to get her to cry, vwere trying to get her in the mood to snuggle up under some blankets and eat chocolate. except, youre here as a substitute for all that comfort. make her feel vwanted wvhile reminding her of all the vways shes not by her pals. you do this right youll havwe her clinging to your arm like a life preservwer. if you get her in the mood and she vwants to take control, you can givwe it, but i prefer to keep her under my thumb. i aint into the wvhole daddy thing really, but this is the type of gal wvho practically needs it. act like a lusus figure, make it so she dont hawve to stress or vworry about anything else, and hold her close. all else fails, just get her vwasted i guess. oh yeah, i should mention the older wversion of her too. mom lalonde, roxanne, vwhatevwer you vwanna call her. all the same stuff pretty much applies, you might find a dommy mommy type i guess. shes more likely to come already buzzed, and shes obwviously gonna hawve those milf curwves, so shes alwvays a delight to see. rating time bod: immediate points for being a blonde. theres some wvariance here, but rox is maybe the most likely gal to get the slimthicc look i lowve. i see some pear shaped too i feel. 9/10 if only because the vwalley girl cheerleader look is almost ovwerdone wvariety: roxys end up running together a bit for me, but i gotta giwve credit to the fun ones. i lowve a gal vwho can banter, vwho knowvs vwhat she wvants (me), and can dish it out as vwell as she takes it. 9/10 ease: either its triwvial, or she wvants it butll make you vwork a bit for it. find a roxy and shell put out. 10/10 personality: if youre in a vwalley girl mood, nine times outta ten shell giwve it to you. otherwvise, shes funny as hell. 10/10 ovwerall: 9/10. i really wvanna giwve full marks here, but theres just so many of her out there, makes it hard to vweed through em all. one of my absolute favworite babes though, i could nevwer get enough of my blondies <3
I HAVE HEARD THERE QuESTIONS. ABOuT CHERuBIAN ANATOMY. IS THIS ACCuRATE? I THOuGHT THIS SHIT WAS ELEMENTARY. BuT IF THERE IS AN INTEREST. I WILL BE THE MAESTRO. CONDuCTING THE SYMPHONY OF ANSWERS. HuMMED ON ALL YOuR uNLEARNED LIPS.
Co+o+king dinner fo+r my Matesprit~ To+night is a beautiful night! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
lovve cullin muties an wwouldnt dream a schloorpin on their cute wwittle grape sized foot fronds #nsfww
No+t to+ mentio+n what I had to+ 'eat' last night~ #nsfw #nsfwimplied
I would ponder on what one would do with a cheru8, 8ut their parental figure did a good jo8 at marooning them. #dashwatching
That do+esn't so+und like that's ho+w that so+ng go+es at all... But I'm glad yo+u're having fun singing it!
Since this website is no+t in fact a private blo+g platfo+rm, I need to+ find so+mewhere else to+ write my diary entries. Do+es anyo+ne have any reco+mmendatio+ns? I have a lo+t I want to+ write abo+ut, after yesterday.
Exit it, then.
Those who wished me ill-fortune on my solving a8ility will 8e disappointed to hear that skill does not require luck. https://i.postimg.cc/jdwGz0Xy/image-2026-04-24-202604411.png #chess
'Daily' intends to involve a twenty four hour period, in which I am perfectly present for achieving.
Perhaps inside a chest was an ancient chess artifact.
I have yet to try the daily chess puzzle.
Hm? Looks like a correct prophecy to come as far as history is concerned.
Okay. Now this is funny.
Snitch.
Average cursed crew mem8er post.
I do tend to miss the competition of whether a dame or a gent were up for it. Even a slap to the face in rejection is far 8etter than the ease of unspoiling an image. Part of the entertainment is the long gazes towards the room and the chase for a dance.
8ack when even sleezes had class.
The artistry skill in itself is a 8igger dumpster fire than the su8ject at hand.
Morning.
"Urinal tip of the day! it’s never wrong to try to make the world a little more like yoU want it to be. after all, who wants to live in a world not Up to yoUr specifications? it jUst takes a bit of a rewrite, or a few, and yoU can make the world fit yoUr vision!"
When you read the word 'Calliope' you associ8te it with the colour green, that is 8ecause she is the only authentic version of herself that is worth any recognition.
Did you know a Cheru8s prized possession is the tom8 that they sleep on? That is 8ecause the closest st8te to death they are, the happier everyone else is. #suicidebaiting
Cheru8s custodians are ashamed of the spawn they created, so they traverse the universe to dump them on a wasteland 8ecause even they are ashamed of what they produced.
No need to talk a8out @unboundUraeus like that.
I have heard that cheru8s intelligence are so little, their 8rain requires a co-pilot to share the 8urden of living. How tragic.
Did you know, every red cheru8 is a disgrace to the multiverse.
@unboundUraeus
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH?!!?!?!?!!!?????!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST ENGAGED IN AMPO+RA BEHAVIO+R! Please just let this dream bubble swallo+w me, no+w...
Diary Entry #2 She's as beautiful as she is intelligent. It's really no+t fair at all, but in the best way po+ssible...
Diary Entry #3 I do+ ho+pe that Calibo+rn figures o+ut ho+w to+ revert his Chittr acco+unt to+ private. I'd pro+bably be mo+rtified if anyo+ne were to+ see my diary entries, so+ I can o+nly imagine what he must be go+ing thro+ugh. Such an awkward, slightly endearing little mess o+f a Cherub... Almo+st reminds me o+f Kankri, when he was yo+unger. Especially the way that he seems adamant abo+ut what seems to+ be a first crush is no+thing ro+mantic at all... But it's no+t po+lite to+ po+ke fun at so+meo+ne when they're pining after ano+ther. Go+o+dness kno+ws ho+w much o+f a state I must seem to+ be in, whenever I'm talking to+ Aranea, o+r thinking abo+ut her, o+r remembering the way she smells when she ho+lds me, o+r ho+w so+ft her embrace is.....
Diary Entry #4 Hm... I keep hearing so+mething 'beeping' o+r 'dinging', but I can't figure o+ut where it's co+ming fro+m... Strange... I sho+uld really find o+ut what keeps making that no+ise, but I do+n't think it's anything impo+rtant o+r urgent. Perhaps it's o+ne o+f my huskto+p tabs. O+h well. So+rry, who+ever's trying to+ get in to+uch with me, I'm busy writing in my 'diary'.
Diary Entry #5 Seems like I'm writing several o+f these, to+day... But I suppo+se I just have a lo+t mo+re o+n my mind. Mo+stly, I just keep wo+ndering if she wo+uld wear that ring I gave her, if o+nly fo+r a little while, so+ I co+uld actually ho+ld her, o+utside o+f the dream bubbles, and we co+uld bo+th truly be in each o+ther's presence again... My fingers keep go+ing to+ places where I can still vividly remember so+me o+f the marks she left, and then I'm disappo+inted to+ realize that tho+se lo+vely bruises and marks just aren't there, because they happened in a dream... *sigh*
Diary Entry #6 I dreamed abo+ut her again, last night. I do+n't remember many o+f the details, but I recall fleeting mo+ments o+f passio+n, and so+ft mo+ments o+f tenderness. And to+wards the end, I remember so+mething else... The phanto+m presence o+f her, in my mind, so+o+thing my co+nscio+usness and guiding me thro+ugh acts that so+meho+w felt even mo+re intimate than anything physically co+ncupiscent, while also+ being mo+re gentle than even the so+ftest caress... Needless to+ say, I wo+ke up in quite a state, and spent the first ho+ur o+f my day tending to+ that. I can o+nly co+unt my lucky stars that I live alo+ne, and do+n't have to+ wo+rry abo+ut any no+sey ro+o+mmates accidentally o+verhearing me as I bury my face in the pillo+ws while mo+aning her name, and making a mess o+f my sheets. Again. After I cleaned myself up, I began to+ also+ think abo+ut ho+w it feels so+ strange, that the dreambubbles and the dreams o+f everyday life can be so+ clo+sely related, yet so+ co+mpletely separate... I kno+w fo+r a fact that o+ne is no+t the o+ther, and they even feel different. No+ matter ho+w go+o+d o+ne may be at lucid dreaming, it still do+esn't ho+ld a candle to+ the bubbles, as far as ho+w real everything is. If I to+uch so+mething in a dream, at best, it feels like I'm watching a mo+vie fro+m a first perso+n perspective, o+r maybe there's a phanto+m sensatio+n if it's so+mething I've felt befo+re. But the bubbles allo+w o+ne to+ actually feel the to+uch o+f ano+ther, and lo+se o+nes self in the little things that the physical wo+rld is to+o+ o+verwhelming to+ take no+te o+f, no+rmally. It must be so+me kind o+f sick co+smic jo+ke o+f the Universe, that the waking wo+rld sho+uld have so+ much happening in it at all times, that simple things like ho+lding hands, o+r feeling the co+o+lness o+f ano+ther's fingers trailing alo+ng o+ne's skin sho+uld be so+ easily o+verwhelmed by everything else happening. Meanwhile, even the mo+st intense lucid dream makes everything feel as if it's smo+ke o+r mist, if it has any sensatio+n at all. But the bubbles have the perfect amo+unt o+f awareness and sensatio+n, to+ let yo+u enjo+y tho+se so+ft and quiet mo+ments fully, witho+ut distractio+n o+r being o+verwhelmed... But it's because things no+rmally feel so+ disco+nnected, that they may as well be a dream. Seems as tho+ugh no+ realm is perfect. Everything is either to+o+ much, to+o+ little, o+r to+o+ fleeting... Maybe I was wro+ng, fo+r having given up my Go+dtierho+o+d, and my endless existence in the dreambubbles, in exchange fo+r a 'real' mo+rtal life... If I'd stayed there, perhaps I'd have met Aranea anyway, and we co+uld spend o+ur days and nights to+gether mo+re regularly? But wo+uld she have even no+ticed me, if I hadn't bro+ken the pro+verbial mo+ld, and returned to+ life? O+r wo+uld she simply have seen ano+ther po+int o+f data? Ano+ther Po+rrim playing o+ut the same life sto+ry as a tho+usand o+thers, just with a few mino+r tweaks to+ when I did certain things befo+re dying... I do+n't think I'll get much do+ne to+day, diary... Perhaps I sho+uld just cancel to+day's appo+intments at the sho+p, and clo+se it fo+r a little while, while I so+rt thro+ugh all these tho+ughts? I co+uld take the mo+to+rcycle fo+r a ride into+ the desert, and clear my head a bit with the sun and wind... #nsfw #shestillthinksthisdiaryisprivate
Diary Entry #7 Fo+r fuck's sake... The bike engine isn't turning o+ver, and the o+nly mechanic in to+wn who+ will wo+rk o+n this mo+del is a human that reminds me o+f Ho+russ... I'm also+ fairly sure that he has so+me kind o+f Tro+ll fetish, with the way he kept eyeing myself and Zakary up... I sho+uld really learn ho+w to+ wo+rk o+n this thing, myself. I'm sure I co+uld find so+me video+s o+n ho+w to+ do+ a diagno+stic and a simple repair. After all, ho+w hard can it be? So+ I guess instead o+f go+ing fo+r a ride and clearing my head, I'm go+ing to+ be learning small engine repair and swearing eno+ugh to+ make a Vantas blush. Ho+nestly, I'm mo+re anno+yed at the po+tential damage to+ my nails, than the derailment o+f my plans. Vanessa just painted them, two+ days ago+, and no+w all her hard wo+rk is likely to+ be chipped... Still, better to+ schedule a to+uch up, than dealing with that creep again.
Diary Entry #8 Well, do+uble fuck. I figured o+ut why the engine wasn't turning o+ver. After I'd taken it apart, co+mpletely, and finding no+ immediate cause fo+r it no+t to+ wo+rk. Turns o+ut there was no+ gas in the tank... And I no+w have to+ watch the video+ in reverse, to+ put everything back to+gether, and ho+pe o+ne o+f my emplo+yees do+esn't mind giving me a lift to+ and fro+m the gas statio+n, o+n their day o+ff fro+m wo+rk that I just gave them... All this, because I just had to+ go+ fo+r a bike ride, to+ clear my head o+f the mental fo+g o+f a wet dream, and the haze o+f existentialism fro+m missing her, first thing in the mo+rning. #nsfwimplied
Diary Entry #9 I do+n't understand. Ho+w is this mo+to+rcycle's engine so+ easy to+ dismantle, but apparently I need special to+o+ls to+ put it back to+gether?! I ruined my bike, because It didn't have gas in it, and no+w I HAVE to+ take it to+ the creepy, Ho+russ-like mechanic, in o+rder to+ get it fixed... To+day is hateful, and no+t in a fun way. In the human meaning o+f the wo+rd. No+w I have no+ wo+rk, and no+ distractio+n fro+m all these tho+ughts abo+ut her... I really wish I had at least a bo+ttle o+f so+mething stro+ng to+ help me pass the time. If I go+ back to+ sleep, it's entirely po+ssible I'll just have ano+ther vivid dream, and wake up flustered, and make ano+ther mess o+f my sheets. This sucks SO+ much. #nsfwimplied
Diary Entry #10 Well, to+day was a co+mplete wash... My bike is unusable until I can either get the specific parts needed to+ reassemble it co+rrectly, o+r take it o+ver to+ the mechanic with the Tro+ll fetish and deal with that who+le situatio+n... I didn't make any mo+ney to+day, because I clo+sed the sho+p, thinking I'd go+ fo+r a nice lo+ng ride and feel the wind in my hair, o+nly fo+r that no+t to+ happen. No+ne o+f my emplo+yees were willing o+r able to+ co+me by and pick me up to+ go+ get so+me drinks to+ at least enjo+y the evening with a nice buzz... And no+w, when I go+ to+ make dinner, I realize that the cluckbeast I was go+ing to+ co+o+k has go+ne o+ff... So+ I'm reduced to+ a can o+f so+up, and a half sleeve o+f crackers, because I fo+rgo+t to+ go+ gro+cery sho+pping this week. ... Ho+nestly, I've been thro+ugh wo+rse, but co+nsidering ho+w I was ho+ping my day wo+uld go+, this truly feels like o+ne o+f the wo+rst days ever... I wish she were here, so+ I co+uld at least have a hug, to+ feel a little better... #o+kay-I-lied #this-is-the-real-last-diary-po+st
I think we need to nerf this before it breaks the game.
when u hate my chits, jst kno im thinkin "u want me so bad it makes u look stjpid"
Diary Entry #1 This weekend was quite a fun time. No+t o+nly did I get to+ see Aranea again (and she lo+o+ked even mo+re stunning in that dress I made her than I had even dreamed), but I also+ go+t to+ meet a funny little fello+w called Clo+ver, and intro+duce him to+ the co+ncept o+f Pitch ro+mance. Apparently, Leprechauns have similarly multitudino+us styles o+f ro+mance and purpo+ses fo+r them, but it was nice to+ talk to+ so+meo+ne abo+ut what relatio+nships entailed within Tro+ll culture, while hanging o+nto+ the arm o+f a particular beautiful blue lady~ And this afterno+o+n, she actually invited me o+ver fo+r a less cro+wded, mo+re intimate time to+gether, so+ I'm very much lo+o+king fo+rward to+ that. I keep finding myself thinking abo+ut her... I wo+nder if she sees my co+ntinued attempts at getting clo+se to+ her as my pro+jecting issues fro+m my ex, and that tho+ught co+ntinues to+ wo+rry me. Especially as the mo+re we talk, and the mo+re time we spend to+gether, the mo+re clear it beco+mes that while they may be the same perso+n, in that they're bo+th a versio+n o+f Aranea, they co+uldn't be mo+re different as individuals... I mean, she didn't sto+p talking to+ me after o+ur brief fo+ray into+ the prize tent, o+r the bo+at ride, to+gether, at the carnival... So+ I suppo+se that's so+mething... But we also+ haven't do+ne anything mo+re than ho+ld hands, since then... With any luck, she'll get back to+ me, so+o+n, abo+ut what so+rt o+f o+utfit I sho+uld wear, to+ co+me o+ver, and maybe I can gleam so+me insight fro+m her respo+nse?
D --> Nepeta could not find her keys so she took mine and now I cannot leave my hive since I cannot lock the door #specificposting
☤———Those among yo⛎︎ prof☤c☤ent ☤n the arts of “hack☤ng” and “excess☤ve alcohol cons⛎︎mpt☤on” are beg☤nn☤ng to garner my favor.———⛎︎
look if the humans dont havve some sorta disgustin vvestigial tail like growwth comin out their backs they could at least provvide some vvisual evvidence like i need you to take a picture wwith your ass out your back bent in wwith your pussy barely peeking through from a loww angle wwith your face in it wwinking wwith your tongue out and your feet in it and your arches exposed your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation wwith your side boob and your nipples just out of sight wwith a choker on and panties around your wwaist wwith the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upwward as your cheeks are out #nsfww #nsfwwe #eridansdiary
☤———She pers☤sts ☤n rhapsod☤z☤ng over me.———⛎︎
>:o] || 1'm g01ng t0 t0 0bl1terate s0meth1ng t00! y0ur m0m
1 day ill b put down ljek a rabid farm dog
Straight up "Jaxing" it, if you know what I'm saying!
Scouring the surveillance footage from #IWANTCANDY night. Trust me. MOST of these clips are best never to see the light of day again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b98abba0f13.png
i am so happy today suckin on my ringpop that hal proposed 2 me with
TIPS FOR MAKING WOMEN STAY AWAY FROM YOu? IN A WAY THAT MAKES THEM DIE. PREFERABLY FAST.
in keepin wwith the freaky theme a today on #eridanwweek sigh are there any effervvescent mean spirited sexy loww to highblood vvixens wwhore particularly dexterous wwith their toes somewwhat im askin for a close confidant #nsfww #eridansdiary
AS A #FEMINIST. I WILL TAKE ALL OF THE WOMEN WITH BIG BOOBS. THAT ARE COMICALLY IMPRACTICAL. SINCE THIS GuY'S WHINEY. MANBABY ASS SENSIBILITIES. CANNOT FATHOM. BREASTS BEYOND A CERTAIN CuP. EVERYTHING IS A FETISH. YOu FuCKING STuPID SIMPLETON. EVERYTHING IS A FETISH. IT COMES FREE. WITH YOuR ENDOCRINE SYSTEM. PRE-INSTALLED. WHAT A GODDAMN LIP-FLICKING BABBOON. AND NOW. ALL HAVE FORFEITED COuNTLESS BEVVIES. OF BITCHES. ONTO ME. THE MORE DESERVING.
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Lords, despite being known as one of the most powerful classes, still do have weaknesses, and has an equal chance of dying, even after Godhood! [ALWAYS REMEMBER: Y0U CAME FR0M M0RTALITY.] © SBURB 2009
i dnt get healthcare tho :/ only not 2 b destroyed
job intrview went gr8 accordin 2 calibron, i get 2 be alpha whore
Oop! Well that's a UI update! Well, if anyone has questions about Earth F, Jade and Dave are both busy, so I'll try my best to answer from here :B
Do not tag my descendant in this, you foul cretin.
DID YOu FuCKING. PISS ON IT. BEFORE YOu POSTED THIS IMAGE. PEEPEE BOY?
Got carried off into the great unkno≈n.