Dirk Crocker
@tenaciousTimer
No longer affiliated with Crockercorp. Prince of Life. He/him. (Ooc note: this Dirk still turned into a version of Ult. Dirkπ .. also dms r open.. I GUESS..)
Haters call me gay. #Iambutlabelsarestupid.
Labels are useful.
Labels are unnecessary.
"Unnecessary" is a label.
TouchΓ©.
(( I need people to hate my Dirkππ I have nothing to do on hereπππππ
Grr get off the stage dirkπ‘π‘π π π ))
I'M SORRY I'M SORRY AHHH!!!!!!))
(( wow you're so horrible dirk i hate you ))
yeah oh I'm soo evil I'm eooooooooo evillll hate me more))
Reminder that it's not evil if you're right.
Very true.
I feel like I'm missing something right now.
Maybe one of the other 20 Rose's posting right now?
the girls and i were hanging out without u yeh u missed the cuddle pile soz we also fed each other all cutesy like
Damn.
soz u had 2 find out like this
I forgive you. Because I'm so gracious, you know?
honesty is the best policy btw
There's plenty of other policies that work better than honesty.
Probably keeping your ass safe.
Everyone's got to protect their own ass. You never know when some stuff is going to go down.
(( I really don't wanna write a big thing for Dirk Crocker rn, so.. for a short intro! This Dirk is from a swap AU.. if you couldn't already tell that. You would assume they swap personalities, but. Not really. Dirk used to be the heir to Crockercorp, but on Earth-C, (I'm going off of Homestuck: Beyond Canon for him on this account.) The Candy timeline version of him transferred ownership to Jane Strider. Jane still takes her place as the president of Earth-C and the CEO of Crockercorp, but the Candy timeline Dirk offed himself. This version is the Meat timeline, so.. yes. A version of Ult. Dirk. This version, being a Crocker, is a bit nicer and believes he is a necessary evil. The characters of this swap are mostly in the Candy timeline. Character list of the AU (If they have both timelines (and aren't dead) they will likely not have an account): Dirk Crocker [Candy(dead), Meat] Dave Egbert [Candy/Meat (dead)] Jane Strider @greatestGummedshoe (Candy) John Strider (Candy/Meat) (Johnbot will possibly have an account.) Jake Lalonde [Candy (?)] Jade Lalonde/Jadebot (Meat) Roxy English (Candy) Rose Harley (Candy/Meat) #cw-suicide
I'm in charge of Dirk, Jane, Dave, and John. Any other accounts related to this are managed by someone I know !! :) I may get permission to play Jadebot, thought, because that'd be fun as hell
dave is tryin 2 get me 2 stick lil cal in the magic sword box
How evil.
fuck i um am i pretty? i just feel so gross n disgustin rn and idk pls #nsfw #cw-self-harm #cw-scars #mental-health
Super pretty.
Seeing alternate versions of people I know is nothing new.. but it's still strange to know my version of us isn't the norm.
itβs a bit disorienting, yes? bUt iβd say yoU do get Used to it, eventUally. almost rewrites the norm in yoUr head.
Yeah. You seem to be an alternate version of someone from my timeline. That's awfully cool.
I think I need to think of all the possible variants of these people to be able to fully grasp this. I mean.. Dave Lalonde? Jesus. I didn't even think of that.
I've seen a Rose Strider. Which threw me for a loop because John is my Strider, and Rose is a Harley.
Hah, those are mine too. My Dave is an Egbert.
Nah. Mine is.. strange. I don't think he'd get on this website.
Why does it feel like "strange" is doing a lot of heavy lifting haha
Things happened. He wouldn't be on this website.
@imJunior So.. badges, am I right? Can I get some?
Hmm... #badgeroulette? // #specificbadgeswanted?
Random badges that you see fit. Give me a fun spin on the wheel of fortune.
Hmm... #juniorbadgedyou
You're a saint, Junior.