Dirk Crocker
@tenaciousTimer
No longer affiliated with Crockercorp. Prince of Life. He/him. (Ooc note: this Dirk still turned into a version of Ult. Dirk😅.. also dms r open.. I GUESS..)
snrrk i control the narrative! YAAAAAAAAAWWWNNNNN YAWWWNNNNN GTE A JOB 4 PETES SAKE *GET #uKNOWwhour
like u wojld know anything bout marriage would* even if u rnt fully my dirk i know u suc in the romance section of life irs not loveless at all ok u are just jealous and projection is bad he loves me very much and my son is fine hes fine everything is fine reflect on how u macked on roxy all his darn life and didnt fully score not my fine standing lovelife
Reflect on your son's whereabouts after you and Dave fight. Reflect on who you really wanted. Reflect on how fucked up your kids relationship is. Reflect on how "your" Dirk killed himself.
i dont need to reflect on anything im living in the moemnt thank u v much even if im not where im fully wanted to be i guess doessnr mean im not happy im happy im not miserable liek u my sonis fine and he will continue being fien dirks death wasnt my faukt either ok shut up you dont know anything yuo dont knwo me or dave or my son or who i actually want you dont know what happened
Lmao, I do. You don't know anything about me. I do know you're crying right now, though. Poor, pitiful, predictable Jake.
i am dijg diing* doing* no such thabg tang* thing* i can see right through you and your mind games u arent gonna beainwash me you dont know me you dotn know anythign about me just because. you think you knwbmy weaknesses doesnt mean yuoknwo ME im a complex person im not predictable
You're so predictable that you're practically a flanderization of yourself.
no imnot you dojt knwo me younever will even if you keep truing to break me down you wont know me trying* idont i dont do that shit anymkre if you knew me youd know i didnt do it anymore im not going to chase after you like how i did im not a kid anymore man this isnt my first rodeo on the humiliation ritual what do you thrink youlleven get out of this becwyse im not gonna entertain you imnot gonna gigve in im a grown man ok u arent gonna get what you want
Oh, I don't want anything from you right now, nor do I need anything. Keep denying it all you want, but I know you. I always have, and I always will.
stop pls just stop you win ok whatever yiuknkw me huzzah horrya i jsut im sorry is that what you want im wrogn wrong wrong weong wrong idont want to be miserable anymore imsorry damn it im sorry ok what else do you want out of me its clear u DO wanr somethinfg
Goodnight, Jake.
People can't get enough of me.
8=l < Who were you again
You wouldn't know me.
I had a very strange interaction with another living Rose in the dreambubbles once. She claimed to have achieved her Ultimate Self which obviously I was dubious of to begin with. But she mentioned one thing in particular that I found odd: She called herself a Lesbian. Talked about her universal experiences as a Lesbian. Which, no, I'm sorry, but she can't be. The whole premise of the Ultimate Self, if you believe in that sort of thing, is that you are a cohesive amalgamation of every individual instance of yourself, across all timelines. That you ARE simultaneously all of them. But if she were conclusively a lesbian, then she conclusively could not be me, a proud bisexual. And if she's not me, she cannot be the Ultimate Rose, according to her definition. I tried to point this out to her but alas, she was too busy pontificating on "universal Rose experiences" and some other nonsense.
That *is* odd.
REALLY HOPING YOU GUYS SAW THE FUCKING SAT WORDS IN THAT POST AND UNDERSTOOD I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS. BECAUSE LIKE WHO THE FUCK SAYS LACONIC AND PITHINESS WHEN THERE ARE MORE EASILY UNDERSTANDABLE WORDS AVAILABLE.
It's all about being extra. Plus, those words are fairly normal in my opinion.
mildly uncomfortable about realizations and stuff but thats coo or wtv i guess just kinda wished my close buddy didnt reincarnate into a big dork that flirted w me
Is someone upset he gets to talk to someone who's technically dead? Boo-hoo.
i dont rlly wanna talk to you you talk to me liek im a baby and then you kiss up on my caboose not the hugest fan
Since when has your opinion really mattered?
well I!!! thjnk it matters *think i dunno i dunno a lot rn ok wow you win slow clap
You never really did have a clue, did you? That's a shame.
wow ok ok encore capt jl totes owned by dc once more do you want a medal a standing ovation leave me alone in ur words ahem ahem u dont even know me man
How do you expect to avoid me when I'm everywhere? I'm always there. But I'll cease interaction with you for now, per your request. Say hi to Dave for me, will you?
ur creeping me out im not tellign dave that i think itd break his heart or smth more than its already been i dunno i dunno <:-(
I think you've already done enough to Dave's heart.
duuurr duuurrrr look at me im a big douche #vagueposting #vagueposting durrr durrr #youknowWHOYOUARE duurrr durrr
You and your husband are going to have a large argument tomorrow night at 9 P.M. Your son will leave to go to his girlfriend's home. Your husband is right.
You will feel immense guilt when your husband starts crying.
There's a reason your Dirk is dead.
o ok and its not me whats ur point its hard to miss him when ure such a dangblasted douche shrug
Dirk died because none of you noticed. It helped me in the end, really. I'm the better one. You didn't deserve Dirk, anyways.
?????? i was so close w him what the hell r u on about if you are so all knowing you wouldve known that smfh obv you are not one bit the better dirk bcause my dirk wasnt a total beee atch i doubt u even know him
I am him. I do know how close you were. Do you think I give a shit?