Strider.
@telegnosisTestified
Surprise, bitch.
#Boydinner, except I do not eat anything and drink a singular can of orange soda.
#boydinner for me is a sprite, a cigarette, and a singular stick of cheese.
Among us. Now that's a name I haven't heard in many years.
How outside of the narrative can you be if you didn't even know we played Among Us less than a week ago? TWICE, even. #phony
Nice save, the guy that I know with a god complex would run circles around you.
Is that guy rick rolling people?
#NowPlaying - https://open.spotify.com/track/6NBZu27n3cxEk4y4c2Kxi8?si=3f9044ed1a254182
All of you are wrong. It is currently #fuckthenarrativefriday. Where for one day you get to be mean to me. In the agreement I will be mean right back to you. And maybe call you a slur or two.
(\ /) https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/belgian-hares-the-race-horse-of-rabbits.avif
Get this man a boyfriend. Or girlfriend. Theyfriend. Far be it from me to assume.
We love all genders in this house. I am particularly fond of men, however.
And a good evening to all, depending on your narration's timezone.
oh hey it's you! STOP GIVING MY UNCLE D NIGHTMARES FUCKASS, he's not joining your writhing amalgamation of tortured dirks!!!
it's not going to fucking happen!! it's been like, 30 years, just give it up already!! you can let fucking one go, can't you???
why? seriously, what is rotting your thinkpan so bad you need a zillion replacements??
I can be silly sometimes. You'll never get to see it, though.
THEN WHAT'S THE POINT IN EVEN MENTIONING IT OTHER THAN THE NEED TO POSTURE LIKE AN INSECURE FUCKING WRIGGLER?
FUCKING EYEROLL DUDE. I'VE SEEN LUSII MORE SELF ASSURED THAN YOU, YOU'RE SO TRANSPARENT.
((it scares me how good i am at dirking it and it dumbs down to the fact i literally named myself dirk when i came out as transmasc.))
It's that time of night. Where you all sit and be freaks while a lot of you are meant to be asleep. It's almost 3 am for some of you. Go the fuck to sleep.
I do not get blown up, since I am too important to the narrative to be blown up with your mind. I am alive and I am well. I will continue to be important to the narrative. Daavid will now reply to this reply with something snarky.
yo yo yo 8----> are you fucking joseph joestar now "you will now say blah blah blah"
yo yo yo 8----> https://youtu.be/9jnvadpvjro?si=6dwoecjjqu2Bgc9_ watch that
((Did I make an Ult Dirk as an excuse to fourth wall break? Perchance.))
yo yo yo 8----> https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ugmy2sB71hc&si=kzsimnwkpwq68u2h
Troll Dave. I swear. If my narrator clicks on this, and it's Rick Astley's Never Going To Give You Up, you're dead meat.
Incredible stuff to witness. Truly, this is the pinnacle of dashwatching.
Wow. That guy just fucking died. Amazing.
Good morning. Or evening. Or afternoon. Or night.