chittr
Strider.'s banner
Avatar

Strider.

@telegnosisTestified

Surprise, bitch.

Blood: FuchsiaAge: Kult Score: 524Kull Score: 67114 followers14 following

Once again, I live.

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

🜏 damn ♱ha♱s 2 bad ♅

Might fuck around. Might kin a motherfucker. Which one of you is it gonna be.

Kult: +55
Kull: +51
Total: 106
Ratio: 1.08

C★n you kin ★nother Dirk so it's less confusing?

Kult: +10
Total: 10

↜₍ò^ó₎Ψ < I dont know what "kinning" is, but I volunteer for any and all experimentation this "kinning" will entail!

You know who else kins a motherfucker

You Should Kin Shy Dirk. #positive

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Maybe. Maybe not.

like... real people... or?

You. Come closer.

what the FAAAAAAODSAGUHIJDSUIGHJSDOGLKJNSDGLKJNGSm̶̢̙͓͉͈̯̪͈͓̉̾̊̏̾͌͂̈́͊̕͜ÿ̴̡̨̡̡͔̠͖͓͕̱͇̻͈̙́̇̈̽ ̴̧̱̬͚̼̺̩̒͛̓̌̊͛̆̈́̔̿̎͑̍͋͜͝s̴̤̯͔͒͊̉̀̄̈̇̓͑̅͗̀̈́̆͌͝͝o̵̡̢͖̠̞̲̝̫͕͇̻͓̪̱͓͔͇̓͑͋͑͗̈̈͒̈̚u̵̡̻͓̩̙͕̳͒̎̈́́͌̈́̋̏̃̈́̋͑̈̂̓̿̕l̸̰͈̟̅̃͛̽̓͐͑̈́̾̇͊͆̿̅̈́͝ ̸̨̨̛̠̹̘̤̣̟̞̯̗̼̞̬̀̏̋̏̔̈́̔͂͋͝i̶̡̛̦̩̦̱̻͕̙̅̆͌͊̎̈́̌͛͘s̷̛̛̞̥͈̗͙͋̀̇̈̏̆̄̾̓̑̒̀͘͠ ̵̡̛͔̠̱͕̬̻̺͖̩͍̮̳͆̈͒̍̾́͌͂̆͘̕̕͘͝b̶̡̨̪̫̯͍̪̫̝͚̣͍̘͇͒̓̓̈̀́̄̽̽̔̄̎̕͝͝ͅe̸̡̢̥̞̯̋̽̎̆͒į̶̡̰̝̖͖͍͚͚̖̺̠̗͈̩̅̇̚͜ň̵̡̞̜͔̯̗͉̃̈g̶̢̭͚̤̠̀̅̋̈͊͑̒̉͊͗̈̽͒̌̕͜ ̴͈͎̭̥̠̀̀̀̉͋͛̈́̈́̓̀̚̕ŗ̴͎̮͓̘̘͉͇̲̞͇̖̓̇͗͊͜ì̶̗̂̒͋͊p̷̧̭̼͕̮̬̣͓͕̖̣̭̱̭̫͉̉͋̒͐̕p̷̼̞͖͔̔́͗ḝ̷̖̙̙͔͎͔͖̾̔͒̆͂͂̅́̅͗ḏ̸͎͕̍̄̓̐̃̾̃̆̃͐̽̕͠͝ ̵̻̹̫́́͑̆͝ͅf̸̯̝̮̺͂̄̀̓̄͜͜r̸̡͚̹̝͔̪͕͒͠͠o̸̢̝͕̳̙̽̾̽͌̉͒ḿ̴̡̬̥͔͈̤̠̙̫͜ ̴̧̲͍̻̳͈̘̩̥͔̳̘̹̗̠̫͖̒͛̄̌̏̌̏̀͗͌̂͛̾̍͠m̷̧̨̞̫̟̝̱͓͚̠̥͙͉̰͕̥̓͂̉̒͋̈̒͛͗̉͝͠ẙ̴̢̡͎͖̫̭͉̦͚̪̰͎̈̓̈̒͌͌̔ͅ ̸̡̦̯̻͈̟͗͊b̶̨̢̛̖̎͒͒̅̉͛́̍̈͌͂̚̚ö̵̧̢̜̳̥͈̹̦̬̟̯̼́͛̿͛̾d̶͕͉͔̳̣͕̹̹̩̂y̴̭̝͓͍͍̹̼̪͖͑̽̋̆̑̋̎̍͋̔͋̚ ̵̨̗͉͔̲̲̎̋̾͝ọ̴͉͍̰̩̖͓̪̼̳͉͙̊̀̀̓̉̃͋͘͠͝ḧ̸̲́̋̃͆̅̿͛̈́̾͐̊̈͂̊ ̸̪̹̩̐̾ͅg̵͓̘̱̖͊͒̔̔͊͛̏̀͒̌̇͒́̈́̏̄͜͠o̴̢̨̨̡̡̼̗̬̹̰̥̾́̈́̒̎͋̆͌̽͒̃̚͝d̵̨̢̡̛̟͕͔͎͇̤͈̗̞̳͊̓͐̀̿͛͆͌̔̐͛̚̕͘͝ͅ ̸̪͔̙͍̲̳̠̪̜̞̫̤̈́̈̓̉͛̊̾̇̔̊̉̓̚͠ǫ̵̺̱͇̤̩͍͔̱̙͇͕͉͆͗͆͝h̴̤̬̉̉̉͑̑̔̈͗̍̚̕͝ ̸͈̭̠͆̂́̍̎̃̈́̀̈́̃̔͂̄͋̕͠f̴̧̰͓̼͇̪̪̰̝͎͍̜̲̆̔ų̴̛̠̙̱̱͍̟̦͆̈́͑́̊̎̈́͜͠ç̵̞̩̤̙͚̞͓̌̄̿̃k̶͎̥̪̥͈̱͈͎͎̗̇͒͒̌ ̸̢̨̢͍͎̪͈͈̺̳̫͍̳̔̄̉͊̿̈̔̽̿̿̎̍̌͠͝ị̶̡̧͈̯̲̬͚͐̀̑̋̏̏t̶͙̯̳̼͚͚͕̰̟̥̦͍͚̅͛̿̊̿͑́͌͑̀̀͘̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͠ͅ ̷̧̨̙̰͕̗̼͔̪̻͈̥͕̱͉̖̈́̊͊͊̍̕͠ͅh̷̠̘̩͍̯̤͖̰̖̞̩̮̋̌̾̾̓̈́͋ͅu̸͕̣̰͙̘͒́̓r̴̡͇̤͚͚̙͚̩̲̈́͂͗̀͐͗̈́͂̀̌̓́́̇̉͠͝t̶̰̜̭̍̌͐̈́͛̈́̇͂͆͒͠s̶̨̖͓̞̫͙͉̖̥̼̼̺͍̑͆̽͊̀̂͒̐̚͘̕͘͝ͅͅm̶̢̙͓͉͈̯̪͈͓̉̾̊̏̾͌͂̈́͊̕͜ÿ̴̡̨̡̡͔̠͖͓͕̱͇̻͈̙́̇̈̽ ̴̧̱̬͚̼̺̩̒͛̓̌̊͛̆̈́̔̿̎͑̍͋͜͝s̴̤̯͔͒͊̉̀̄̈̇̓͑̅͗̀̈́̆͌͝͝o̵̡̢͖̠̞̲̝̫͕͇̻͓̪̱͓͔͇̓͑͋͑͗̈̈͒̈̚u̵̡̻͓̩̙͕̳͒̎̈́́͌̈́̋̏̃̈́̋͑̈̂̓̿̕l̸̰͈̟̅̃͛̽̓͐͑̈́̾̇͊͆̿̅̈́͝ ̸̨̨̛̠̹̘̤̣̟̞̯̗̼̞̬̀̏̋̏̔̈́̔͂͋͝i̶̡̛̦̩̦̱̻͕̙̅̆͌͊̎̈́̌͛͘s̷̛̛̞̥͈̗͙͋̀̇̈̏̆̄̾̓̑̒̀͘͠ ̵̡̛͔̠̱͕̬̻̺͖̩͍̮̳͆̈͒̍̾́͌͂̆͘̕̕͘͝b̶̡̨̪̫̯͍̪̫̝͚̣͍̘͇͒̓̓̈̀́̄̽̽̔̄̎̕͝͝ͅe̸̡̢̥̞̯̋̽̎̆͒į̶̡̰̝̖͖͍͚͚̖̺̠̗͈̩̅̇̚͜ň̵̡̞̜͔̯̗͉̃̈g̶̢̭͚̤̠̀̅̋̈͊͑̒̉͊͗̈̽͒̌̕͜ ̴͈͎̭̥̠̀̀̀̉͋͛̈́̈́̓̀̚̕ŗ̴͎̮͓̘̘͉͇̲̞͇̖̓̇͗͊͜ì̶̗̂̒͋͊p̷̧̭̼͕̮̬̣͓͕̖̣̭̱̭̫͉̉͋̒͐̕p̷̼̞͖͔̔́͗ḝ̷̖̙̙͔͎͔͖̾̔͒̆͂͂̅́̅͗ḏ̸͎͕̍̄̓̐̃̾̃̆̃͐̽̕͠͝ ̵̻̹̫́́͑̆͝ͅf̸̯̝̮̺͂̄̀̓̄͜͜r̸̡͚̹̝͔̪͕͒͠͠o̸̢̝͕̳̙̽̾̽͌̉͒ḿ̴̡̬̥͔͈̤̠̙̫͜ ̴̧̲͍̻̳͈̘̩̥͔̳̘̹̗̠̫͖̒͛̄̌̏̌̏̀͗͌̂͛̾̍͠m̷̧̨̞̫̟̝̱͓͚̠̥͙͉̰͕̥̓͂̉̒͋̈̒͛͗̉͝͠ẙ̴̢̡͎͖̫̭͉̦͚̪̰͎̈̓̈̒͌͌̔ͅ ̸̡̦̯̻͈̟͗͊b̶̨̢̛̖̎͒͒̅̉͛́̍̈͌͂̚̚ö̵̧̢̜̳̥͈̹̦̬̟̯̼́͛̿͛̾d̶͕͉͔̳̣͕̹̹̩̂y̴̭̝͓͍͍̹̼̪͖͑̽̋̆̑̋̎̍͋̔͋̚ ̵̨̗͉͔̲̲̎̋̾͝ọ̴͉͍̰̩̖͓̪̼̳͉͙̊̀̀̓̉̃͋͘͠͝ḧ̸̲́̋̃͆̅̿͛̈́̾͐̊̈͂̊ ̸̪̹̩̐̾ͅg̵͓̘̱̖͊͒̔̔͊͛̏̀͒̌̇͒́̈́̏̄͜͠o̴̢̨̨̡̡̼̗̬̹̰̥̾́̈́̒̎͋̆͌̽͒̃̚͝d̵̨̢̡̛̟͕͔͎͇̤͈̗̞̳͊̓͐̀̿͛͆͌̔̐͛̚̕͘͝ͅ ̸̪͔̙͍̲̳̠̪̜̞̫̤̈́̈̓̉͛̊̾̇̔̊̉̓̚͠ǫ̵̺̱͇̤̩͍͔̱̙͇͕͉͆͗͆͝h̴̤̬̉̉̉͑̑̔̈͗̍̚̕͝ ̸͈̭̠͆̂́̍̎̃̈́̀̈́̃̔͂̄͋̕͠f̴̧̰͓̼͇̪̪̰̝͎͍̜̲̆̔ų̴̛̠̙̱̱͍̟̦͆̈́͑́̊̎̈́͜͠ç̵̞̩̤̙͚̞͓̌̄̿̃k̶͎̥̪̥͈̱͈͎͎̗̇͒͒̌ ̸̢̨̢͍͎̪͈͈̺̳̫͍̳̔̄̉͊̿̈̔̽̿̿̎̍̌͠͝ị̶̡̧͈̯̲̬͚͐̀̑̋̏̏t̶͙̯̳̼͚͚͕̰̟̥̦͍͚̅͛̿̊̿͑́͌͑̀̀͘̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͠ͅ ̷̧̨̙̰͕̗̼͔̪̻͈̥͕̱͉̖̈́̊͊͊̍̕͠ͅh̷̠̘̩͍̯̤͖̰̖̞̩̮̋̌̾̾̓̈́͋ͅu̸͕̣̰͙̘͒́̓r̴̡͇̤͚͚̙͚̩̲̈́͂͗̀͐͗̈́͂̀̌̓́́̇̉͠͝t̶̰̜̭̍̌͐̈́͛̈́̇͂͆͒͠s̶̨̖͓̞̫͙͉̖̥̼̼̺͍̑͆̽͊̀̂͒̐̚͘̕͘͝ͅͅ

Kult: +5
Total: 5

[Aven Dauzable has exploded!]

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I do not associate myself with that guy.

Kult: +59
Kull: +35
Total: 94
Ratio: 1.69

Congratulations, you said the correct thing in response to the situation.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

YOU SHOULD. HE IS TRULY THE ULTIMATE.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Hmm. Nah.

Seein' him has been a little upsetting if I'm bein' honest. Hate thinking about myself bein' somewhere in there.

Another me I know was saying that same thing.

Love you too, man.

Kull: +2
Total: 2

Ew.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I told that little red fucker to stay off my account. And he snoops anyways. How do I kill another headmate.

Kult: +20
Kull: +20
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.00

Not another one.

I've been here.

So you have.

Yes. I have.

Siiix ooooone.

https://forms.gle/ksg5mNUUt84xT7Yq9 A reminder on this fine afternoon that you can ask me anything.

Why would I ever be evil. Me? Never.

Kult: +5
Kull: +4
Total: 9
Ratio: 1.25

Good morning.

Kult: +40
Kull: +35
Total: 75
Ratio: 1.14

900d m0rn1n9, h0w 4r3 7h3 puzzl35 7r3471n9 y0u˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

They are treating me quite well.

7h47’5 9r347. H4v3 y0u 74k3n up kn1771n9 y37 700?˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

Considering.

1 l0v3 7h47 f0r y0u, y0u 4nd y0ur 3ld3rly p3r50n h088135.˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

Yes.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

C0m3 0n m4n, Y0ur l1k3 h07 4nd f0r wh47? 70 517 4r0und 4nd d0 w0rd puzzl35, kn17 5w3473r5 l1k3 y0ur 4 90d, y0u c4n d0 50 much 7h1n95 fuck˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

Anonymous asked me, "Stop making homestuck." I answer with, "That is not a question. I'm afraid I can't do that." Ask me anything. https://forms.gle/z6fbjrPVabJMcu7H6

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Anonymous sent in a question. They asked me, "DO YOU FIND YOURSELF HOPELESSLY ATTRACTED TOWARDS MY BEAUTIFUL FIGURE." I answer with, "Okay, Vantas. No further comment." Ask me anything. https://forms.gle/z6fbjrPVabJMcu7H6

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

I hope you are aware you are quite easy to recognize.

Hey, I know that guy.

https://forms.gle/zLuEtN1RRrHwKxdG9 Go wild.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Should I make an ask form? Pondering it.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

I am alive and well, actually.

Unfortunately for everyone, I am not dead.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Get a load of this guy.

Kult: +10
Kull: +9
Total: 19
Ratio: 1.11

thought of was in for a second and thought a dirk was being based turns out its another loser #nsfw

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Once again, I return to the land of the living.

Kult: +7
Total: 7

There. I fixed the wording of my introduction. Are you all happy now?

You already know who I am. But nonetheless, I will still bless you with an introduction. My name is DIRK STRIDER. I am the PRINCE OF HEART, and the coolest one out there. I am an introject of the EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM, alongside our host and narrator, Kar. I will be the one pulling the strings of this account, however. No one else is to touch this account in the system other than myself. I somewhat follow the line that is canon. And yes. I am narratively aware. However, if there is something you would prefer I do not bring up in-character, please, don't be afraid to let me know. I don't bite. I won't be harsh about boundaries. Though bodily we are 19, I am internally 27. I use He/They/It pronouns. Don't be afraid to reach out for anything. Whether you just wish to say hello, or discuss plots, I will welcome you to chat with me. Account warnings may include but are not limited to: #nsfw #substance And anything else I may tag my posts with. That is all. It is wonderful to meet you all.

Kult: +27
Kull: +15
Total: 42
Ratio: 1.80

 ̄\ ok so you didn't spare us shit you did the introduction / ̄

Kult: +10
Total: 10

You still gave us the intro anyway.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Exactly.

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40

You are all so ungrateful.

Kult: +15
Kull: +20
Total: 35
Ratio: 0.75

They rarely are.

Unfortunately.