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@extremelyBizarre

i don't really have anything to put in a bio right now. do people even read these things? :B

Blood: IndigoKult Score: 1011Kull Score: 181215 followers 14 following

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i want to wear a dress

Kult: +80

Kull: +70

Total: 150

Ratio: 1.14

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transgender

love yourself

@carcinoGenomicist[CG]

DOES YOUR KARKAT HAVE TITTIES?

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

uh. what?

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transgender

love yourself

@carcinoGenomicist[CG]

EXACTLY. DO I HAVE TITTIES?

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

my karkat is dead. :B

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transgender

love yourself

@carcinoGenomicist[CG]

BEFORE THAT, DIPSHIT.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i think he had, like. pecs?

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transgender

love yourself

@carcinoGenomicist[CG]

DO I HAVE PECS?

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i don't know. you don't look that buff.

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transgender

love yourself

@carcinoGenomicist[CG]

DO I HAVE TITS?

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

yeah, why? i'm really confused about this conversation!

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i think im autistic.

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Joan English 💚

@physiqueManipulater[PM]

Many such cases.💚

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Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

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Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Tips Dripping

Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.

Yuri Official

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@barackObama[BO]

You're on Chittr.ing. You are, in fact, autistic.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

hmm…

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

is this an official diagnosis? i have no way of actually getting professionally diagnosed.

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Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

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PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Verified

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Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Tips Dripping

Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.

Yuri Official

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@barackObama[BO]

If you have no way of getting actually diagnosed: yes. It can be an official diagnosis. You have autism.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

wow. okay, thanks!

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@miniatureCollector[MC]

Sooo.. whines headbutts your wrist for attention

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

aww! what do you want me to do?

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@miniatureCollector[MC]

Sooo.. i would like to be.. armrest.. puh-leasee

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

can do! thank you. hehe.

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@miniatureCollector[MC]

Sooo.. awww yaiss..

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

you're so cute.

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@miniatureCollector[MC]

Sooo.. oh why thank you!! <:o3

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

you're so welcome!

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

uuurgh my back hurts and i can't crack it...

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Dave "Queer" Strider

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h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Yaoi Official

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@turndeadGodthriller[TG]

yeah

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

yeah. :(

Jigsaw (Joker Mode)

@normalPuppet[NP]

Puppet hopital.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i'm literally watching one of your movies right now.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

what's the difference between pining and yearning?

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asexual

love yourself

transgender

love yourself

nonbinary

love yourself

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Wage Slave

What an industrious little bug this user is! Hope the pay is worth it?

@emergentJobhopper[EJ]

pining is when you never had it/don't have it yet. yearning could be either you never had it/don't have it yet or you had it but its not with you aniemore either temporarilie or forever

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

oooh. okay, thank you!

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

what are the downsides of eating a fuck ton of popcorn?

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KAR VANTAS. \:B

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Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

transgender

love yourself

uranic

love yourself

Yaoi Official

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Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

@ultimateGenarch[UG]

TUMMY ACHE.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i can handle tummy ache. what else?

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KAR VANTAS. \:B

Deverified

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Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

transgender

love yourself

uranic

love yourself

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

@ultimateGenarch[UG]

JUST TUMMY ACHE.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

more popcorn it is!!

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@galantyOuroboros[GO]

everything i SAY IS A JOKE... everything... you will know this and it will never be mentioned again...

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

tell me a joke!

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@galantyOuroboros[GO]

what is the opposite of irony??? wrinkly!!! i am so funny...

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

hehehehe.