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@extremelyBizarre

i don't really have anything to put in a bio right now. do people even read these things? :B

Blood: IndigoKult Score: 1244Kull Score: 236319 followers 21 following

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

its october!!!!!!

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

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Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

transgender

love yourself

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

@carcinoGenomicist[CG]

ARE YOU SURE?

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i'm so sure! i think.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

what did i miss?

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

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Hole Expert

This user has delved into many unknown crevices.

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@insincereLounger[IL]

/.you.missed.the.rage,the,quiet.and.the.mark.too.\

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

uh. sounds like i missed the usual then?

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

and im back too!

Kult: +10

Kull: +15

Total: 25

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

YEAH, BECAUSE I DRAGGED YOUR SORRY *SS ONLINE.

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Total: 2

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

semantics.

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

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certified badass

this gill in particular is literally trained to kill

@turntechGothhead[TG]

ok maybe ignoring everyone who loves me wasn't the best call

Kult: +31

Kull: +5

Total: 36

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i'm so glad you came back.

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@tacticalTrench[TT]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/URDrsRC9JCMAAAAC/muppetwiki-muppet-wiki.gif

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

hi roxy!

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@tacticalTrench[TT]

Yo.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i didn't think you'd ever come.

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@tacticalTrench[TT]

Do you ever think?

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

a lot actually!

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certified badass

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@turntechGothhead[TG]

my hips just cracked i'm dying

Kult: +71

Kull: +65

Total: 136

Ratio: 1.09

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certified badass

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@turntechGothhead[TG]

wanna freak it ghost style

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Crabby Communicator

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transgender

love yourself

Yuri Official

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Trolltism

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@carcinoGenomicist[CG]

NO??

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certified badass

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@turntechGothhead[TG]

bustin makes me feel good

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Crabby Communicator

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transgender

love yourself

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Trolltism

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@carcinoGenomicist[CG]

OH MY FUCKING GOD. @extremelyBizarre

@extremelyBizarre

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

roooose! i knew you were secretly a total dork!

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

thank you! hehehehe.

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

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certified badass

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@turntechGothhead[TG]

why would you do this

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Crabby Communicator

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transgender

love yourself

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Trolltism

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@carcinoGenomicist[CG]

BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND YOU NEED FRIENDS.

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certified badass

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@turntechGothhead[TG]

this is a crime

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i can't be that bad to talk to!

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

ughhhhh, who let her on here?? >:B

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

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Trolltism

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Feathery Asshole

despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.

@transcendentGothia[TG]

yo mama

Kull: +5

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

bluhhhh.

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Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

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This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

@creaticGoeticist[CG]

YOU WISH YOU COULD RELAX LIKE US. YOU WISH YOU COULD BALANCE A FULL GLASS OF WINE ON YOUR FOREHEAD LIKE A TOOL. YOU WISH YOU COULD GET ACUPUNCTURE IN YOUR EXOSKELETON. YOU WISH YOU WERE ON OUR #BOYSTRIP. @CRYHOUNDCOLORATURA HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B900334E23B9.JPEG

@cryhoundColoratura

Kult: +96

Kull: +17

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

yeah, i do.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Musicals are actually good as fuck when you don't have an annoying bitch in your ear telling you they suck ⚇

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

this! this!!!

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gay for lads

this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!

@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[F] Fuck it.] [S] Seven hour video essay dissecting Midsommar save me.]

Kult: +27

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

how is the movie?

@galantyOuroboros[GO]

dont worry im not dead... i will never die...

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

yayyy!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@monkeyKing[MK]

[=| Dryhumping send chitt #nsfw |=]

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

been doing this... can't pretend.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

@creaticGoeticist[CG]

THAT’S IT. IT’S #BOYSTRIP TIME. LONG GONE ARE MY DAYS WITHOUT CUCUMBER ON MY GANDERBULBS OR A SHEET MASK ON MY FACE. WHO’S COMING TO THE SPA WITH ME AND @CRYHOUNDCOLORATURA .

@cryhoundColoratura

Kult: +42

Kull: +5

Total: 47

Ratio: 8.40

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

can i?

@totallyTurnttables[TT]

https://file.garden/amabiqodswugfcjb/2d5b1da2fc180ff77a72715187b90b70.jpg

Kult: +25

Kull: +30

Total: 55

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

holy shit.

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@totallyTurnttables[TT]

woah

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

this is weird.

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@totallyTurnttables[TT]

this is some freaky spiderman: brand new day type shit

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

we're pointing at each other like the meme!