♦ pitied by @carcinoGenetwinkist
what do you do when the love of your liife... the one you were completely and utterly dependent on... ii2 gone...
we're fucked dude
god ok whatever guys good night ghosts don't gotta sleep but why not right
that last kiss i'll cherish until we meet again my darling who knew #lyricposting #cringefailidiot
ghost tears lmao
apparently being dead makes it easier to be honest i wonder if he knows how much i still think about him and how much i miss him or how i worry about our kids who are still out there or fuck guess ghosts can get all choked up too
oh my god someone tell grandpa vantas to shut the fuck up he's been in my ear since the second i died he's pissing me off
so the dream bubbles are fun
sorry i broke my promise yo
oh my fucking god i knew it no one talk to me bye
He took my fucking son
Ex husband
Guess that's how much I was worth
He deleted his account too. Wow
I dont
this guy is a pain in the ass @glidinggourmet https://i.postimg.cc/ddpmp4fp/img-3287.png
goddamn ow
Not a very pleasant #matespritmonday thus far... I know we follow human relationship status, but I still wish the best for my husband.
Dirk is sick... I'm so worried about him. I will be staying by his side all day today.
i kind of miss him #trauma
i mean i let me think about it ok
um uh um um uh
This is the worst day of my life
I'm doing a bit better than earlier. He came home, eventually. We're going to talk.
About wanting to be with me. About it not being personal. About all your vows, and About wanting a family with me.
He's a liar. He's such a fucking liar. I'm getting off chittr for a little while.
He left and I fucking hate what he's become.
He left.
Is he going to ignore all of my fucking replies?
Dirk went on an adventure without me and I'm just left here sore and feeling like a loser. :(
happy mm this time i'm really gonna do it
Awww. Did you all get mad that I'm not head over heels for your stupid little dog friends? Maybe they should do something to, I don't know. Earn the appeal?? Call me an asshole for not liking someone but you can do whatever you want? Go fuck yourselves. You animals belong together, truly. #violence #anger?
♨𝐼 d✿n't think 𝐼've slept that g✿✿d ✿utside ✿f ෆy 𝑅ecuperac✿✿n in sweeps...𝒯hat was such a cute date, and 𝐼'ෆ already ෆissing it. ≈:(
Golly I am so fucking tired. Waking up at the crack of dawn is terrible. My eyes hurt!
Yep yep yep yep yep. I am so happy.
some nights i am nothing
some nights i wanna feel nothing
♨𝒰gh. 𝒮leeping didn't help﹗ ≈:(
♨𝐼 pers✿nally d✿n't kn✿w what t✿ feel right n✿w. 𝒥ust think 𝐼'll g✿ t✿ ෆy recuperac✿✿n.
> Actually, while I still have the fucking site open! May as well copy/paste what I sent to them in Discord here too since I know they barely ever fucking check that app. > This is just for when they wake up. If you're not Karma, ignore this I guess. > Or don't if you want to be annoyed at them! I know I AM!!! > @karmadagger Next time you're going to some fucking party where you plan to pass out in the middle of a forest could you fucking tell me??? You had me fucking worried sick you asshole. You're lucky I was smart enough to check fucking Chittr to try and stalk your profile for a clue to where you went. > > #annoyed #cw-mental-health? #cw-vent? #vent? #IdontFuckingKnowHowToTagThis #AndIKindOfDoNotCareRightNow.
♨𝒴eah, t✿day is just reely f✿ggy and all kinds ✿f stupid.
man i feel so bad for you
Turns out breaking things at work actually creates a lot of shit I need to clean up. I've went outside with the trash like, 5 times now. On a normal day it's only 1 or 2!
My whole body hurts today.
i need to. clear my head or something. mfs be having peculiar and deranged thoughts because of a fucking among us game. doggys gonna go for a walk
unfortunately my body is running on only hopes and dreams right now and apple juice
can't stop thinking
♨𝒰gh. 𝒮✿ b✿ring at ෆy hive. 𝐹inished sales and 𝐼 d✿n't even have anything else g✿ing ✿n. ≈:/
i dont plan on drinking. and given shes not responding im not even sure i AM going now. think she passed out from being fucking drunk or something, so i guess i rushed getting ready for some party i didnt want to even go to for nothing
Trying hard to cope.
jesus fucking christ i need to cool off i rarely ever typeshout like that
need to sink my fangs into a mf and not in a hot way #violence #directposting #fuckingkillyourself
fuuuck i hate waking up early.
Q93: "How did someone as gross, vile, disgusting and annoying as YOU manage to get a matesprit before half of us? They must feel REALLY bad to wanna be seen with you." (anon) A93: wow seeing this aftercoming down from the public orgasming on the feed is kind of sending my mood from one end to the other but im gonna try to ignore it. @carcinoGenetwinkist set us up together and to be honest i dont know what she sees in me. for other people that ive noticed like me, its probably because of my lack of shame and my openness if i had to guess. i basically just be myself, and if a mf hate's me at my horniest then they dont deserve me at my chillest. i think a lot of people just like it when someone is more pathetic than them though, and im kinda worthless so if being pathetic enough for them to laugh at my stupid ass or smile when they dream about killing me make's them happy then im succeeding at the only thing im good for i guess, being a mutt who trie's to make people happy #nsfw #vent? #idfk #thinkimgonnaforgoeeatingifeelsickwithmyselfafteransweringthis #qna https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6
fuck im stupid i need to edit the qna tag and the link in godfucking dammit
I love Dirk. I really, really do, and I miss him so bad. I wish there was a switch I could flip or something that'd let him know he's my everything.
...jesus everythings fucking going down huh. just told someone i love in dms about the worst shit ever in my life that ive never even told the closest people to me while having a mental breakdown, pryms back, and laulums become a cryptid. i think im gonna unpack the other two things later im still coming down from my mental episode. #dashwatching #vent?iguess? #imeanimchillnowbut #cw-mentalhealth?
oh i was hoping itd be morning here but no its only fucking. 11pm. so now im gonna have to try and sleep with a massive headache. (puppy whimper)
jesus myfuckimg head is killing me. is this what a hangover is i didnt even go eat dinner i just fucking passed out after getting off of call with KK fml #substance
he just called me stinky its really tough being a cool guy these days
I Had One Of The Girls Braid My Hair 𓄋p :)
tetl karakt to STOP PTUTINTG ON SIRENE HEAD bdvideo!!!!!!!!! @carcinoGenetwinkist #sucbtamce #sucbtance #subsctance #substance
D---> Thank you, fiddlesticks I need a washcloth to wipe away my tears ugh tonight is not my night karkat.
D---> Not even in private sadly, perhaps kanaya would be so kind as to make me one.
D---> Yeah...at least you get the opportunity to e%press yourself just freely enough where you can wear a dress once in a while, I don't even get such a privilege Aldo fuck, I thought you was my vantas for a second.
Oh GOD my stomach hurts.
i'm relating to it a bit to heavy right now
mfw woke up and phone say's its like 5pm mfw woke up at all idk why i been asleep until the evening but i feel like complete shit #vent?
Only when I'm truly miserable, but I feel I should cut back after tonight.
one f♤cet of being r♤ised under the tutel♤ge of kupo-mom th♤t i h♤ve not often cited upon chittr is her surprising mech♤nic♤l ♤cumen. my own method of tr♤nsport♤tion for my circuit ♤s ♤ courier♤dic♤tor is not ♤ scuttlebuggy or the typic♤l hoofbe♤st (i h♤ve oft cited the squ♤wkfiend th♤t i ride) th♤t is so often ♤ssoci♤ted with individu♤ls of my profession. despite this, kupo-mom h♤s ensured th♤t i le♤rn the b♤sics of scuttlebuggy rep♤ir ♤nd upkeep, something th♤t occ♤sion♤lly h♤s le♤d to my being ♤ble to t♤ke shifts ♤t the loc♤l courier♤dic♤tor outpost, r♤ther th♤n t♤king p♤rcels or m♤il. these shifts ♤re, ♤dmittedly, quite ple♤sing to me. i don't p♤rticul♤rly c♤re for the smell of gre♤se, or of scuttlepetrol, but there is gre♤t s♤tisf♤ction to be h♤d in di♤gnosing ♤ vehicle's trouble ♤nd then tending to it. i im♤gine th♤t ♤ doctorturer or mediculler would likely feel the s♤me type of s♤tisf♤ction upon recognizing ♤n ♤ilment ♤nd ensuring th♤t the troll or lusus in their c♤re w♤s mended. there's ♤ sort of medit♤tive qu♤lity to the work th♤t running m♤il doesn't h♤ve, ♤ type of focus different to the focus th♤t i experience whilst in the s♤ddle. doing something with my prongs feels more right th♤n the occ♤sion♤l long stretch of idleness while between delivery points.
bback in bedroom. maybe its juust a nihhtmare hhahah. gooigjn to sleep.
dear fucking god can somebody please help me im seriously freaking out
xhrist she had a fuckifn kid with her too. a littke weird bird kid with a frillyhead. sttarted cryijg when i. when the knife
i just saw a non-humanoid person and my mind immediately went to the monsters in the dark world so i swung without even fuckifn thjnking. some bird lady. i ran back to the bunker thifjg. she was bleeding oit
i just killed someone
Q81: "* Kris, your strat super mega sucks." (Susie) A81: do i have to put in bold fucking letter's in my bio "I AM NOT KRIS MOTHERFUCKING DREEMURR" before random's stop deadnaming me? i dont give a fuck about deltarune the comic or its shitty rpg equivalent. i just live in the mansion/bunker/whatever of the guy whos fucking writing it. leave me tf alone. and if this shit was on purpose then cull yourself dude #qna #vent https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6
god my throat hurt's. fucking threw up cause my dumbshit brain cant handle strong genuine emotions. i mean, fucking people i like, sure thats one thing, whatever. but actually feeling a strong romantic attraction has it going fucking haywire #vent? #sure
I hate it when I'm right next to both of them and somehow still feel lonely and empty.
fucking- ugh. i. think abøut getting filmed, sømetimes. i can't even tell if i like it. it freaks me øut but the lack øf cøntrøl alsø kinda... idk. #cptsd #nsfw #magicanøn
🎵 It hurts to be something, it's worse to be nothing with you
i swear to god i have passed this same hallway full of pipe's and gear's five fucking times
stfu everything in this stupid fuckass bunkermansion look's the same
the boredom rn is so vast that i might jump back into the dark world. cause at least fighting for my life is something more than just walking the endless fuckugly green hall's of this place
my choice's dont matter, im a dog
ugh morning wood. lame #nsfw
thank's brain i love not being able to breathe from random panic attack because of feeling's so awesome so cool mhmhmmhmhmhmhmhmm #vent
i don’t know why that hurt me so much probably wasn’t even about me #vagueposting
the tagging on this site sucks anyways i came on to say i got a sick new sword and stuff
please god not again
yeah she seemed fine with it i just personally felt stupid is the thing
shut the fuck up you blew your own brain's out on the main feed for everyone including your partner's and their kid to see i have no respect for you #cw-suicide
sometime's i really think im top dog, other time's i really think i oughta sit and learn my place. so its really frustrating when im thinkin both at once.
well, i might post it later. right now i'm kind of tired. goodnight.
Daily Tarot Card. Ten of Swords. I apologise for what you are about to read. The Ten of Swords represents rock bottom, the final betrayal, profound sadness and utter defeat. This is often a necessary end, but that doesn't make it any easier. Swords is the suit of the mind, so please take care of your mental health today, fortify yourself against destructive negativity. There is a light at the end of the tunnel, but you'll have to walk through the darkness first.
judging by my recent post history id have to say no laika
gross disgusting
damn i miss this, shit was so simple. funny, too!
:,B i just like them more than the cat ears.
they look nice
i might actually kill myself if i see one more post about her i feel so fucking useless because she fucking replaced me #cw-self-harm
sex is gross. make's me feel gross and bad. hate it #nsfw #iguess
can always trust you to keep it real KK
fucking chocolate slander on the feed ok dude
never double dosing edibles on an empty stomach ever agajn fuck my chud life it's been over 24 hours i still feel like shit #substance
relapsed at like 5 am which is probably the worst time to there was no one to talk to at that time either dang i got that though i feel pretty cool right now so i dont really think it was major ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ shrug
woke up with the worlds most shittiest headache yeah i did just wake up now
hot
ARE WE FINALLY #NSFW POSTING AGAIN? FINALLY. I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT— *I am tackled by three employees from HR*
There’s something so comforting about a fat hairy man laying on your chest I haven’t been able to move for 4 hours and my leg is numb but I’m happy
thinking about our recent date there’s no fucking way it went that bad that was embarrassing and i forgot to get him flowers again fuck my liiiiife
♨𝐼 wish ෆy ෆatesprit didn't w✿rk ✿n a ship s✿ 𝐼 c✿uld actually visit hiෆ. 𝐼 envy every✿ne wh✿ is able t✿ freely see theirs, ✿r ✿ther quadrants. ≈:(
not this bullshit again gross
B33 < missing my lusus again today chat...
Why am I being watched? God forbid a man be gay and goth in public without being a zoo attraction oh my Gods.
aw buddy. :(
when you actually eat a decent meal and it makes you feel crazy nauseous uuuuugh this sucks
i wouldnt mind being crushed by him something something #suggestive #nsfw
maybe i should stop being depressed maybe i should start freakmaxxing
uuugggghhh i'm so bored.
i feel like i should have asked karkat or dave to come with. the beach experience is kind of sad when you realize it's just yourself. or maybe vris would have liked this.
I Miss My Matesprit.
I am so cooked I am so flushed it's so over for me I cannot think a8out anything 8ut him #yearning
awwwww
okay cool because i don't hate you haha
ew fuck puppets why are puppets on here
foursome??? eyes emoji 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 @carcinoGenetwinkist @turntechGirlhead#2625 @arachnidsGalvanized #nsfw #prettypleaseineedktihaventbeentouchedinagesandkarkatwonttouchme
fuck it yeah i'm gay, alright only for one man john crocker and he was all i needed so im not gay because the only time i was happy was with him alright
i can't post nsfw like everyone else does because what if shy dirk sees
IT'S FOR MURDER YOU PISS ANT. NOT FOR COURTSHIP. ESPECIALLY NOT GAY.
i need to fucking cool off
i like obama so much because after my brother would beat me into a bloodied mess on the roof before making fun of me and throwing me into my room and locking it i would get onto my computer and listen to his speeches. and just how. fucking perfectly worded and touching they are were amazing for the moment #abuse #gore #violence #family #vent (?)
|| 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔯 𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔫..˙ᵕ˙ || P○°sts like this make me miss my wife ♡ Ah, y○°ung l○°ve~ Cherish it []=[""|""|""])>-- ⊹˙∘.*
:(
FUUUUCK WHY DO I FEEL BAD NOW.
LOOKS DOWN AT THE FLOOR AND KICKS A ROCK. \:B
i see you pitying. a nice reply.
BUT WHAT IF THE PEOPLE CLOSE TO ME *DO* HATE ME? WHAT IF I HAVE QUADMATES BECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE ARE PITYING HOW PATHETIC I AM. FFFUCK. #VENTING
haven't seen either of them at all today, think it's back to the way it was a few days ago.
if i'm not fucking someone in the next ten minutes then something has definitely gone wrong in paradox space and everything's going to explode #nsfw
and i am the idiot with the painted face, in the corner taking up sspace. but when he walkss in, i am loved. i am loved! #lyricsspossting
https://youtu.be/d8vB7rzmIeY?si=5N_UVf9QdfhPk7hf he found me crying 😭, he crew too 😭, we both crode..😭 #iloveyouanuc #anuc #anucmybeloved
the horrorterrors are NOT cool. repeat NOT cool
HELO EVRYON IT ME CEQWMAT AM GOOD GUY ON SHITP AM COMPETE ALL THE TASK GOAL TO COMPLETE ALL TAS BEFOR THE IMPOS DESTROY EVROYN BEFORE HE KILL EVERONY ME MUS COMPELTE ALL TAS THAT SI SHOW WE DESTORY IMPOSTR NOW U TEL ME R U CRWQEMEMEBER ROR IMPOSRTR
fucj this ceiling is to blamk im gona fucking weck this place
no im in the apartment
ẁ̵̕è̵̕ à̵̕r̵̀̕è̵̕ p̵̀̕ì̵̕s̵̀̕s̵̀̕è̵̕d̵̀̕ à̵̕t̵̀̕ h̵̀̕ì̵̕m̵̀̕ f̵̀̕ò̵̕r̵̀̕ g̵̀̕ò̵̕ì̵̕ǹ̵̕g̵̀̕ ẁ̵̕ì̵̕t̵̀̕h̵̀̕ h̵̀̕è̵̕r̵̀̕, b̵̀̕ù̵̕t̵̀̕ ẁ̵̕è̵̕ ẁ̵̕ì̵̕l̵̀̕l̵̀̕ ǹ̵̕ò̵̕t̵̀̕ s̵̀̕à̵̕ỳ̵̕ à̵̕ǹ̵̕ỳ̵̕t̵̀̕h̵̀̕ì̵̕ǹ̵̕g̵̀̕.
nah cuz 😭😭😭 why is the imposter lowk sus 😭😭😭
nah 😭 😭 😭 cuz god tier got me blowing my brains out with a 20 gauge just to feel something 😭 😭 😭 amirite lad or amirite lad 😭 😭 😭 #cw-self-harm #gore #nsfw #vent #suicide
huh. really angry all of a sudden.
sometimes i wish she'd enter somewhere else than my mind. #vaugeposting #suggestive #nsfw
god i am so fucking stupid i'm just going to bed
i dont know anything and i cant pretend i do.
ANONYMOUS ASKS: "DATE WHEN" IF ONLY I KNEW WHO THIS WAS TO GIVE A PROPER ANSWER. https://forms.gle/TwUeuKreYvJ2T5QC9
ANONYMOUS ASKS/SAYS: "YOU, ME. A BED. MANY BOTTLES OF ELECTROLYTE DRINKS. PROPHYLACTICS ARE NOT NEEDED. WHAT DO YOU SAY?" FIRST OF ALL, I'M COMPLETELY SPEECHLESS IF YOU ARE PROPOSING THIS WHILE SOBER. LASTLY, THE SAME STATEMENT OF MY LAST ASK GOES RIGHT TO THIS ONE. IF ONLY I KNEW WHO THIS WAS TO GIVE AN ANSWER TO DIRECTLY. https://forms.gle/TwUeuKreYvJ2T5QC9
ANONYMOUS ASKS: "HEY SO UH, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT DATING SOMEONE YOUNGER THAN YOU? LIKE SOMEONE IN THEIR EARLY 20S?" THAT'S CUTTING IT CLOSE TO MY KID'S AGE, I'M A BIT SKEPTICAL ON THAT... ALSO, SINCE WHEN HAVE PEOPLE BEEN SO INTERESTED IN GETTING ME IN BED OR RELATIONSHIPS?? WHEN DID THIS START?? https://forms.gle/TwUeuKreYvJ2T5QC9
i didn't want to wake you up.
made this really cozy fort for myself with heating blankets, lots of pillows, and stuffed animals. man i miss those piles he made. #yearningrespectfully #imfuckingtouchstarved
i remember having a grub in my care once. it was short-lived, since i handed them over to the caverns, but they were such a cute little grub.
oh well. time to drink a bit and dance around my quest bed to eventually realize i'm too lonely to dance with someone right now. #substance
kind of missing her right now. #vagueposting
and, too, when candles burn out and the record is faded down i know you've got people to turn to what is it that's keeping one foot out and the other crawling in bed? and what is it that's keeping you alone and leaving after we slow dance? clairo - slow dance #lyricposting
Sometimes I do miss coming home to someone. It was nice, to lay my head on her shoulder after a long day.
i suppose i should find a partner then :/
EARLIER TODAY ON MY WALK, I DECIDED TO CHANGE UP MY ATTIRE TO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE AND SUITABLE FOR THE WARM WEATHER. THIS YOUNGER GENTLEMAN SPOTS ME ACROSS THE WAY AND JUST SHOUTS "THERE'S A DILF ON OUR BLOCK!"
THIS IS NOT MY KID I RAISED. I KNOW FOR A FACT IT IS NOT.
fightng :(
My Door Is Open If You Need To Talk About It, Truthfully I Know How Absolutely Vile It Can Be.
ARE YOU OKAY-??
I Don't Know The Details But I Have Experienced It Before, Would You Like To Talk About It?
@carcinoGenetwinkist ur casey is starvin for worms help this poor thang
i didnt realize robots could get headaches but here we are
sometimes i wonder why i'm still here, or why i ever agreed to anything up to this point.
BORD
do you know what it feelss like? to sspend your entire life trying to become ssofter. ssmaller. eassier to keep around. only for ssomeone to look at you and decide you are sstill too much. •:(
ok next time i’ll start malewife maxxing for you ok
mood. same.
oh my god this man is too much. man i miss my girls. AND FUCKING @carcinoGenetwinkist.
yeah. 💔
😐
trying to find a cute victoria secret set is so fucking hell right now, might need help.
#traumatuesday #cw-suicide #gore #possiblesa? i was dating terezi, who was unexplainably aggressive to karkat (sephora incident included elsewhere). terezi tried overdosing back in march, thankfully he survived. two-ish weeks later, he said i wasn't as good as troll pailing and karkat "tasted better" while we were both drunk texting on pesterchum,.we didn't talk for a while until the start of march, when i ended up with the red/green juju lollipop, which is where he breaks up with me. few days go by, and he hits me up saying "H333YYY / ON3 L4ST T1M3 WONT HURT >;]" i feel awful amd guilty for him, so i allow him to come over and pail. next day, he's freaking out and nearly crying when he comes back to my house begging me to not tell karkat or dave about it. sadly, i had no choice on that matter, and they both found out after moving my turtleneck to the side on our date. dave leave karkat and i at the apartment, as she goes to my house and nearly kills terezi (broke his horn off, multiple stab wounds, stomping his head in until he was nearly unresponsive). terezi stayed with another troll for a while, and ended up brutally killing himself by hanging and whatever else he did to mutilate his body. i really fucking hate him, but i really miss him. i'm stuck with these stupid scars he gave me from that day, i've refused to look in mirrors since that day. i don't even feel happy with myself.
i feel sick.
ignore my previous post im okay
i feel. odd. why does it hurt? hes obviously. just being himself. why did i expect something different? am *i* the asshole? pfft nah im fucking awesome
jesus christ, i am!!
debating on going back to victoria secret soon. #suggestive
right. proved my point.
sometimes i forget that im still supposed to work on my game... oh well!
ugh, i feel like absolute shit.
https://file.garden/adx3jxdfCBC6Cm8E/dad/Untitled771_20260523021614.png #SUBSTANCE
To Hear You Scream My Name a Clear Fucking X-ray Of If I'd Stuck Around i Swear To God, I Almost Drowned you Asked Me How I've Been, But How Could I Begin to Tell You I Should've Chased You i Should Be Who You're Engaged To lost My Fight With Fate a Tug-of-war Of Leave And Stay i Give In, I Abdicate i Lay My Sword Down Anyway i'll See You At Heaven's Gate 'cause It's Too Little, Way Too Late #lyricposting #vent
@carcinoGenetwinkist karkat you are so tuff karkkat yojuare beautiful and iappreciate you forbeing in my life okay x lvove you sooooooooooooo muchjjhhh
i feel extremely fucking hateful today
i think half my friens hate me at this poitn idk what or rly if i should do anythin i think they kno i was lyin and that i actualy wanted 2 relapse anyways ive been sober 4 half the week so got 2 take the good w/ the bad u know? #substance
OKAY. ):B
my head is killing me...i think i drank too much last night. #substance
Is It Possible To Auspisticize Between A Person And A Concept
never said it was i can still enjoy the fine arts karkat
it's 'popular belief' for a reason!!
so my fiancé made us in the sims last night. i look so fucking gorgeous how have i never seen myself like that. his insert is so fucking handsome too, like the fuck do you mean he looks good in every media, game and real life?? i'm literally so gay.
i’m hoping one day acting cool will make me feel self assured
(O: ?
dih #nsfw
I HATE YOU ALL STOP BEING SO GODAMN FLIRTY WITH EACH OTHER OH MY GOD I HATE YOU ALL YOUR ALL SO GODAMN STUPID AND PRETENTIOUS TRYING TO HOOK UP WITH ALTERNATE REALITY VERSIONS OF EACH OTHER CAN YOU ALL DO IT ELSEWHERE SO I DON'T HAVE TO BLEACH MY DAMN EYES
i think... i miss my matesprit.
NOT MY GOAT
<3<3<3<3 you dragged me out of it being any longer, thank you, hummingbird.
i've returned, surprisingly in all my singular glory. what all did i miss?
😖😖😓😓🙏
damn i missed dave hour
i need to do something. can't just lay here feeling like this all day. hm.
Tits I'm talking like double ds but then imagine them on a guy and that's me. #nsfw
I Love Each And Every One Of Them And I Would Not Have It Any Other Way ♡
The Grubs Are Quite Rowdy Tonight I Am Attempting To Wrestle Them All To Bed But This Clutch Was Significantly Large And They Are Difficult To Wrangle #motherduties
The Headcanon Bot Is Very Fascinating It Is Too Bad I Do Not Have A Single Thought To Give To It
nO LiL Mr. GaMbY CoMe bAcK?! )o:
this is why you pull up to chittr movie night i just made the fresh sbahj in front of everyones eyes https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/Screenshot%202026-05-10%20224523.png
[|:^)
gOoD FoR YoU BrOtHeR hApPy tO SeE A MoThErFuCkEr wInNiNg (O:
i need more i need more i need more. guh. just. something. anything.
😭😭
i think, and i wonder. so i'm coming to the conclusion: i'm parting from chittr and just, stuff in general. i don't know for how long, i of course plan to come back. now is not a good time when you're having to juggle more than you've already had. casey will be with @carcinoGenetwinkist and @turntwinkGodhead at home, hopefully she'll be okay without me for a few days. take care for now, pesterchum and chittr.
ITS ME SWEET BRO HELLA JEFF IS IN THE hospital I DONT KNOW IF HES GONNA MAKE IT
gog damn it gog forbid a woman wants to get water without being grubsat. ♪
me too....... :(
:33 < i miss mew too! :33 < i'm just assuming this is ameowt me beclaws i'm dilusional
just did something stupid. don't worry about it.
AAAAAAAAA
IN A MOOD TO DANCE. WOULD ASK HIM, BUT I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT HIS CRAFTSMANSHIP. NOT EVEN SURE IF HE IS A DANCER LIKE THAT. SO FOR NOW, I'LL BE SINGING ALONG TO MIO AMORE WHILE I DO SOME CHORES AROUND THE HOUSE.
The instant Rankamid like and Rechitt was deeply humbling I'm not going to lie to you guys.
need him to follow me around like a lost barkbeast thatll fix me
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didnt go. no reason to
just say you miss mine...
PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST. MAYBE A BAD DECISION IF MY GUTS ARE CORRECT BUT IT TASTED GOOD SO WHO GIVES A FUCK REALLY.
I'd be disappointed in me too.
THE CONSENSUS IS IN- IF I WANT TO GET WHAT I WANT, I HAVE TO 'GO OUTSIDE' AND 'INTERACT WITH PEOPLE'. FUCKING HELL I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO SOME OF THESE JACKASSES IN, LIKE, A SWEEP. EVERYONE WHO ENCOURAGED ME TO DO THIS *FUCK YOU* THIS IS SOME PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE EVEN THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE WOULDN'T THINK UP. 'TOUCHING GRASS'. BITE ME.
dude im SO hungry
It's always a Strider. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/i%20cant%20keep%20living%20like%20this.png
FUCK... DAVE LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING AGAIN
im not your dave so best i can do is offer condolences
my fucking face is covered in blue lipstick. smeared, even. hashtag cocky want boing boing. #nsfw #suggestive
⍙vV-/V\˄kE BrInG FoOd fOr iZr˄?-Vv⍙
chittr how do i kill my fiancees they wont play the fortnite games i want
this cant be real. please tell me this isnt real. #pleasepleaseplease #obamasaveus @barackObama pleasepleaseplease im sorry #obamapleaseimsorry
hey stop posting my nudes on chittr.inggguhhhhh.
i really miss my fiancé and fiancée. oh to be sandwiched and seasoned with attention, then to do it to them. as i would probably say, *where my hoes at 💔." #substancetalk #substance #yearning
obama please save us
sometimes i get really sad thinking about how many stupid jokes i've missed the chance to say. but, then i cheer up because i can still say them!
@carcinoGenetwinkist is this you??
The ape is back. It's been a while. #ape
im. im not doing that. @carcinoGenetwinkist is that how it works? do i have to show my cock now? #nsfw
gonna make coffee with aj as a treat
you're my favorite girls too. giggles.
c< uNders2d, tHaNK yOu 4 tHe feedbacK! >c
bluh the snuggle mood is back
never too many waffles but i might need a bigger stomach
no no no it doesnt no stop stop stop that bad karkat
I apologize, MISS Strider. I will send a letter to your home as soon as possible.
NOW THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT I LOVE #FIGHTNIGHT.
momy is so TIRED an WEAK an HUNGOVER... no1 2 come take care ov me in my tiem of need....
goodnight karkat john double g and obama i love you guys
your definition of salad is loose at best but hey better than mine so cmere salad me up
at this point i dont think ive seen a vegetable in weeks
ate a bunch of medicine i found and apparently now i'm tripping????? :P
it was a genuine question. for humans its super common to not know for ages.
I THHHINK I'M DEFINITELY MENTALLY PREPARED TO BE AROUND PEOPLE INCLUDING HHHIGHHHBLOODS AND ahhhhhhHHH HHHHHHHHH HHH okay I can cope I can cope thhhis is literally whhhat I went to thhherapy for I can do it hhh hhh hhh
:33 < woke up jorking it... and by it... heh.. i mean my pean- *ac gets thrown out of the window*
you ever get the feeling you're disappointing somebody?
my fiancée just got my a "triple t" birthday cake. what the fuck.
evan burger and obama and troll will smith and kendrick lamar save me
everywhere i go i see people ... h*lding h*nds.... inappropriate! #nsfw
1 M1SS MY FR13ND https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1493090130532110376/ntv870m.png?ex=69ddb40b&is=69dc628b&hm=95d1dd644522dd0df604b6d6d0926e179950441681a0301113bfddf642f958d0 #art
yo why my girl do me like that #vagueposting
Sheets washed, dinner ordered, rotting pile of flesh in the bathroom completely forgotten about. Settling down with my dog and an ice pack. Send it Sunday.
there's a weird long fluffy thing that keeps following me around??
Weeping over your old chum is a very healthy activity and im tired of pretending its not. The manliest thing you can do is weep.
“ be quiet , i'm dogmaxxing + puppyposting ” ! i asked for chitt ideas ... thanks for the suggestion, dave! /ᐠ > <マ do i look ... cooler?
thanks for pointing out the typo. but uh, i wasn't forgetting an it i just said with instead of which. hehe. guess i need some rest.
gotta get sillier.
social blunder again!
i wasn't saying you're a girl who hasn't figured it out. the tone of your chitt made it sound like you were unsure. i also like being a guy a lot of the time. sorry!
i should be better for a little, not sure what i'm going to do next. my terezi's gone, and i can't be moping around like this anymore. i wish i understood why this happened. #cw-suicide
fuck ok guess i should get up again instead of lay in bed the rest of the afternoon
maybe i need to stop being so ignorant and actually listen to my fiancé. i always fear of misinformation, but then i'll be a hypocrite and believe someone completely different. maybe the ectomachine didn't do shit for me, and i need to fuck with it some more.
man. stuff would be real nice right now. i wanna feel fuzzy. #yearning... #latenightyearning...
i really don't know what to do. there's nothing to do. i don't feel the greatest. https://i.imgur.com/lclEZ31.gif #facereveal?? #doesitevencountifhalfofmyfaceisinmyarm??
stop it i dont wanna think about it
checks out #nsfw #abo https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/Screenshot%202026-04-08%20233724.png?v=1775705860425
tbt the time dirk made me watch jjk and the hair guy showed up and i said 'is that jane juliet' and he broke his shades
you're making me want to drink because of this. #substance
bit the edge of my tongue its numb now
are you threatening to fucking kill me
yeah, and then i couldn't put on my little pony so i slept on the couch.
bro. no.
they is but like i thought it was gonna give you a change of heart or like let me win in the long run or some shit
tbt the time i saw steven universe and i tried rapping to bro to make him act better to me but then he beat my ass worse than ever before #abuse
it's quite the animalistic day. i wish i too could partake in this and be the bunny. #putthebunnybackinthebox
it aint that hot babe
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me when im at the outshine my fiance competition and my opponent is you
people be glazing overrated music artists what the fuck about my boy yung spinach cumshot and his hit song young rich incels #nsfw
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of course i do! the whoriest of the whores! #nsfw
ALL KARKATS ARE GAY WHORES #NSFW
huh
:33 < mewr a cutie!!
WHAT?? i can't believe you. D: i'm #hurt, karkat.
what the fuck is that one karkat
hehehehehehe i mean whattt why are you calling me an idiot thats like so not cool of you man