♦ pitied by @carcinoGenetwinkist
had a dream i picked up and held 3 random ass wild birds only part that sucked was one died immediately after fuckass bird
i can’t believe you would do this to me babe said with love and despair
i have never cried this hard at a movie oh my godddd
means you make me crazy happy
jesus christ doll lock in
i think half my friens hate me at this poitn idk what or rly if i should do anythin i think they kno i was lyin and that i actualy wanted 2 relapse anyways ive been sober 4 half the week so got 2 take the good w/ the bad u know? #substance
i might actually be the luckiest girl alive i have never been so happy lmao
my head is killing me...i think i drank too much last night. #substance
can we kill gale (don’t tell me if he actually dies) #violence but it’s a movie
Is It Possible To Auspisticize Between A Person And A Concept
never said it was i can still enjoy the fine arts karkat
it's 'popular belief' for a reason!!
maybe
so my fiancé made us in the sims last night. i look so fucking gorgeous how have i never seen myself like that. his insert is so fucking handsome too, like the fuck do you mean he looks good in every media, game and real life?? i'm literally so gay.
this chick https://i.postimg.cc/fLjfj2CY/Untitled1084-20260518010937.png (art by me :D)
i love him so fucking much im gonna fall apart <3
i’m okay babe someone’s just being fucking dumb
yo dude if you’re gonna come ask for help don’t immediately leave right after #vagueposting
catch me with rubber gloves there to help you dawg
i’m hoping one day acting cool will make me feel self assured
I HATE YOU ALL STOP BEING SO GODAMN FLIRTY WITH EACH OTHER OH MY GOD I HATE YOU ALL YOUR ALL SO GODAMN STUPID AND PRETENTIOUS TRYING TO HOOK UP WITH ALTERNATE REALITY VERSIONS OF EACH OTHER CAN YOU ALL DO IT ELSEWHERE SO I DON'T HAVE TO BLEACH MY DAMN EYES
goddamn i am fucking hungover lmfao #substance
i think... i miss my matesprit.
NOT MY GOAT
<3<3<3<3 you dragged me out of it being any longer, thank you, hummingbird.
i've returned, surprisingly in all my singular glory. what all did i miss?
😖😖😓😓🙏
damn i missed dave hour
i need to do something. can't just lay here feeling like this all day. hm.
Tits I'm talking like double ds but then imagine them on a guy and that's me. #nsfw
I Love Each And Every One Of Them And I Would Not Have It Any Other Way ♡
The Grubs Are Quite Rowdy Tonight I Am Attempting To Wrestle Them All To Bed But This Clutch Was Significantly Large And They Are Difficult To Wrangle #motherduties
The Headcanon Bot Is Very Fascinating It Is Too Bad I Do Not Have A Single Thought To Give To It
this is why you pull up to chittr movie night i just made the fresh sbahj in front of everyones eyes https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/Screenshot%202026-05-10%20224523.png
gOoD FoR YoU BrOtHeR hApPy tO SeE A MoThErFuCkEr wInNiNg (O:
WHY TH3 FUCK D1D TH4T S34DW3LL3R BLOCK M3 1 D1DNT DO SH1T >:[
i need more i need more i need more. guh. just. something. anything.
😭😭
i think, and i wonder. so i'm coming to the conclusion: i'm parting from chittr and just, stuff in general. i don't know for how long, i of course plan to come back. now is not a good time when you're having to juggle more than you've already had. casey will be with @carcinoGenetwinkist and @turntwinkGodhead at home, hopefully she'll be okay without me for a few days. take care for now, pesterchum and chittr.
….dont wanna lose my kismesis. think its gonna go with the rest of them though, may8e.
i will. i promise. i’m sorry if it hurts.
my head hurts a lot. 8ut i’ll 8e okay.
ITS ME SWEET BRO HELLA JEFF IS IN THE hospital I DONT KNOW IF HES GONNA MAKE IT
gog damn it gog forbid a woman wants to get water without being grubsat. ♪
K--<SOMEBODY GETS IT
:33 < i miss mew too! :33 < i'm just assuming this is ameowt me beclaws i'm dilusional
D —-> I can’t find her I can’t fi% her
just did something stupid. don't worry about it.
AAAAAAAAA
IN A MOOD TO DANCE. WOULD ASK HIM, BUT I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT HIS CRAFTSMANSHIP. NOT EVEN SURE IF HE IS A DANCER LIKE THAT. SO FOR NOW, I'LL BE SINGING ALONG TO MIO AMORE WHILE I DO SOME CHORES AROUND THE HOUSE.
i’m like 80% certain one of my friends just actually killed herself #cw-self-harm
why do people only give a shit when i’m doing something that hurts????????
ugh. goddammit, you know i can’t say no to you. fuck off!
drinking poison to feel something. #su8stance ?
im really sorry, sir. there must be someone you've confused me for. regardless, i thank you for the support.
sorry, guys. i havent talked to anybody in years, and the only people i used to talk with were when i was thirteen. we all grew apart, and its weird seeing all of you from other universes. i also talk to the weird fish girl in my dreams sometimes.
The instant Rankamid like and Rechitt was deeply humbling I'm not going to lie to you guys.
who are any of you people? omg this multiverse stuff is making my brain hurt :(
need him to follow me around like a lost barkbeast thatll fix me
oh my god i am so sad to be around im sorry for posting
MOD MESSAGE ((We have a minecraft server now! Check the discord for it!))
what a fucking waste of the night. i’m 8urning this dress when i get home.
didnt go. no reason to
Drawing is hard. What’s up? https://i.postimg.cc/RZ5xhpt0/IMG-2243.jpg
this self sa8otage is getting out of hand, actually.
PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST. MAYBE A BAD DECISION IF MY GUTS ARE CORRECT BUT IT TASTED GOOD SO WHO GIVES A FUCK REALLY.
I'd be disappointed in me too.
hashtag need that 8ulge. #suggestive
i am *so* upset that i passed out last night.
i shouldn’t 8e thinking like thissssssss… #vagueposting
what do 8alls look like???????? #suggestive
THE CONSENSUS IS IN- IF I WANT TO GET WHAT I WANT, I HAVE TO 'GO OUTSIDE' AND 'INTERACT WITH PEOPLE'. FUCKING HELL I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO SOME OF THESE JACKASSES IN, LIKE, A SWEEP. EVERYONE WHO ENCOURAGED ME TO DO THIS *FUCK YOU* THIS IS SOME PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE EVEN THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE WOULDN'T THINK UP. 'TOUCHING GRASS'. BITE ME.
good question could never be me
dude im SO hungry
It's always a Strider. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/i%20cant%20keep%20living%20like%20this.png
FUCK... DAVE LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING AGAIN
his punk ass went to bed before i could finish my whole night is ruined #nsfw
can’t wait for bottom surgery but i gotta say it’s really fucking funny watching this guy get worked up over the thought of some girldick #nsfw
stop hating my chits dawg i’m getting mixed signals
im not your dave so best i can do is offer condolences
my *entire* fucking feed is doll right now, shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!
also, the grass is green and the sun is 8right.
kissing 8ooth. kidding!
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my fucking face is covered in blue lipstick. smeared, even. hashtag cocky want boing boing. #nsfw #suggestive
equius, shut the fuck up!!!!!!!! he can take me wherever he wants. asshole.
⍙vV-/V\˄kE BrInG FoOd fOr iZr˄?-Vv⍙
shoutout to everyone who made today soooooooo special. ::::)
last night was so goddamn fun, FUCK I’m human gay.
chittr how do i kill my fiancees they wont play the fortnite games i want
this cant be real. please tell me this isnt real. #pleasepleaseplease #obamasaveus @barackObama pleasepleaseplease im sorry #obamapleaseimsorry
i really miss my fiancé and fiancée. oh to be sandwiched and seasoned with attention, then to do it to them. as i would probably say, *where my hoes at 💔." #substancetalk #substance #yearning
obama please save us
sometimes i get really sad thinking about how many stupid jokes i've missed the chance to say. but, then i cheer up because i can still say them!
@carcinoGenetwinkist is this you??
The ape is back. It's been a while. #ape
im. im not doing that. @carcinoGenetwinkist is that how it works? do i have to show my cock now? #nsfw
you're my favorite girls too. giggles.
c< uNders2d, tHaNK yOu 4 tHe feedbacK! >c
bluh the snuggle mood is back
never too many waffles but i might need a bigger stomach
no no no it doesnt no stop stop stop that bad karkat
I apologize, MISS Strider. I will send a letter to your home as soon as possible.
NOW THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT I LOVE #FIGHTNIGHT.
momy is so TIRED an WEAK an HUNGOVER... no1 2 come take care ov me in my tiem of need....
goodnight karkat john double g and obama i love you guys
your definition of salad is loose at best but hey better than mine so cmere salad me up
at this point i dont think ive seen a vegetable in weeks
ate a bunch of medicine i found and apparently now i'm tripping????? :P
it was a genuine question. for humans its super common to not know for ages.
I THHHINK I'M DEFINITELY MENTALLY PREPARED TO BE AROUND PEOPLE INCLUDING HHHIGHHHBLOODS AND ahhhhhhHHH HHHHHHHHH HHH okay I can cope I can cope thhhis is literally whhhat I went to thhherapy for I can do it hhh hhh hhh
:33 < woke up jorking it... and by it... heh.. i mean my pean- *ac gets thrown out of the window*
you ever get the feeling you're disappointing somebody?
my fiancée just got my a "triple t" birthday cake. what the fuck.
evan burger and obama and troll will smith and kendrick lamar save me
everywhere i go i see people ... h*lding h*nds.... inappropriate! #nsfw
1 M1SS MY FR13ND https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1493090130532110376/ntv870m.png?ex=69ddb40b&is=69dc628b&hm=95d1dd644522dd0df604b6d6d0926e179950441681a0301113bfddf642f958d0 #art
yo why my girl do me like that #vagueposting
Sheets washed, dinner ordered, rotting pile of flesh in the bathroom completely forgotten about. Settling down with my dog and an ice pack. Send it Sunday.
there's a weird long fluffy thing that keeps following me around??
Weeping over your old chum is a very healthy activity and im tired of pretending its not. The manliest thing you can do is weep.
“ be quiet , i'm dogmaxxing + puppyposting ” ! i asked for chitt ideas ... thanks for the suggestion, dave! /ᐠ > <マ do i look ... cooler?
thanks for pointing out the typo. but uh, i wasn't forgetting an it i just said with instead of which. hehe. guess i need some rest.
gotta get sillier.
social blunder again!
i wasn't saying you're a girl who hasn't figured it out. the tone of your chitt made it sound like you were unsure. i also like being a guy a lot of the time. sorry!
i should be better for a little, not sure what i'm going to do next. my terezi's gone, and i can't be moping around like this anymore. i wish i understood why this happened. #cw-suicide
fuck ok guess i should get up again instead of lay in bed the rest of the afternoon
maybe i need to stop being so ignorant and actually listen to my fiancé. i always fear of misinformation, but then i'll be a hypocrite and believe someone completely different. maybe the ectomachine didn't do shit for me, and i need to fuck with it some more.
man. stuff would be real nice right now. i wanna feel fuzzy. #yearning... #latenightyearning...
i really don't know what to do. there's nothing to do. i don't feel the greatest. https://i.imgur.com/lclEZ31.gif #facereveal?? #doesitevencountifhalfofmyfaceisinmyarm??
stop it i dont wanna think about it
checks out #nsfw #abo https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/Screenshot%202026-04-08%20233724.png?v=1775705860425
tbt the time dirk made me watch jjk and the hair guy showed up and i said 'is that jane juliet' and he broke his shades
you're making me want to drink because of this. #substance
bit the edge of my tongue its numb now
are you threatening to fucking kill me
yeah, and then i couldn't put on my little pony so i slept on the couch.
bro. no.
they is but like i thought it was gonna give you a change of heart or like let me win in the long run or some shit
tbt the time i saw steven universe and i tried rapping to bro to make him act better to me but then he beat my ass worse than ever before #abuse
it's quite the animalistic day. i wish i too could partake in this and be the bunny. #putthebunnybackinthebox
it aint that hot babe
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me when im at the outshine my fiance competition and my opponent is you
people be glazing overrated music artists what the fuck about my boy yung spinach cumshot and his hit song young rich incels #nsfw
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of course i do! the whoriest of the whores! #nsfw
ALL KARKATS ARE GAY WHORES #NSFW
huh
:33 < mewr a cutie!!
WHAT?? i can't believe you. D: i'm #hurt, karkat.
what the fuck is that one karkat
hehehehehehe i mean whattt why are you calling me an idiot thats like so not cool of you man