Jake English
@golgothasTerrror
I think i might be a bit lost! You lot are so gray!
I miss my strider, Jane. I miss him a lot. ill be back. :(
Strider has taught me that threatening to blow my brains out after I lose a game is a sure fire way to win! God bless! #nsfw #nsfwe (?)
Can weapon cleaning count as a romantic activity?
Oh, absolutely yes.
I always wonder about my old blanket from my youth. Which is odd, but I think I grew a bit attached to it! It holds memories.
Im getting a little tired of the voice in my head calling me a homosexual!
hm? by which part? :U
where's he off to? :U
My testicles are IRRELEVANT to to this!!! Im getting sick of thinking of bollocks! #nsfw !
dude no offense but i had to google what bollocks were and i'm sorry to break this to you but you're probably definitely gay. you should probably kiss dudes about this until you figure it out. #nsfw
I DONT LIKE BLOKES I DONT LIKE BLOKES I DONT LIKE BLOKES I DONT THINK ABOUT MUSCLES I DONT THINK ABOUT MEN I DONT LIKE SWEATY MEN I DONT LIKE TWINKS OR HUNKS OR TWUNKS OR OTTERS OR BOTTOMS OR TOPS OR VERSES OR ANYTHING IM A MAN #nsfw !!!
sounds like a confession to me dude, you totally want to touch those hot sweaty hunks, twunks, bottoms, verses, tops, otters, and muscly men. hella detail btw that's insane for a strict straight guy who only likes chicks #nsfw
ig im just not used 2 seein jakey crash out over likin a mans physique a touch more than just aesthetically lmao
it is rather odd, isn't it? my jake was qUite a bit more open to that sort of exploration. er, no eUphemism intended. bUt we seem to process things differently depending on all the little factors that make oUr timelines Unique, so i can't blame the lad!
hm. perhaps he's trying to force the issue? knowing his splinter woUld begin grilling yoU on yoUr sexUality, he decided to leave, thUs making yoUr tUlpa all the more opaqUe? :U
Weeping over your old chum is a very healthy activity and im tired of pretending its not. The manliest thing you can do is weep.
Is there an ethical way to get skulls or do i have to stick with the ol "desecrating possibly sacred tombs" method? Asking for a friend of course!
ethical is for frond dwelling beaches and posture poleless grubs yo so just do it like gog intended and steal em all
tRY ASKING aRADIA, sHE WOULD KNOW, i BET,
Please tell me im not a lunatic for having a mini guy in my head at all times. He gives me encouragement, but apparently thats a sign of depersonalization or whatever the hooey its called! #mentalhealth (?!)
tHAT SOUNDS LIKE, aN IMAGINARY FRIEND, tHAT IS, nORMAL AND HEALTHY TO HAVE,
I knew youd understand, old chum :)! No one quite gets me besides you and the little guy in my cranium!
The bot apparently felt so bad for me it... Absconded. I have no clue how to feel! :(
!!!! I dont even know you! I dont even know you and you spade react me! Get a life!
I am not sure if this is quite the place to say it but how do you dismantle a bot? This is time sensitive!!!
X Yeah idk man I’m not a bomb expert, I just know how to turn moonshine into a deadly explosive #substance x
(=\>.</=) Damnit Jake. If it's the same model the Dirk in me made, there should be an off switch behind the neck.
(=\>.</=) Sounds like mew have a skill issue bro. I guess DM me if mew really n33d help with it.
in some ways i might call you lucky but I GUESS if we are talking about literal violence here i would maybe try an electromagnetic pulse if you can manage that or find a way to cut off its power source