Jake English
@golgothasTerrror
I think i might be a bit lost! You lot are so gray!
Im getting a little tired of the voice in my head calling me a homosexual!
dude who said kissing boys means you're not rugged?? sounds like internalized homophobia to me...
oh, dear. now, i know in some timelines this can be a sore sUbject, so apologies in advance, bUt... is the real dirk available for yoU to talk to? he will absolUtely doUble down in calling yoU a homosexUal, of coUrse, bUt he may be able to tame yoUr tUlpa!
i'm just playing man don't worry, you're totally rugged and super macho especially in your daisy dukes. your masculinity is intact and you clearly have the biggest balls around. #nsfw ish
I havent seen my pal in a while. I miss him like the dickens, I tell you. Im going to give him the strongest bro fist when i see him. I wish hed come home, gosh.
where's he off to? :U
My testicles are IRRELEVANT to to this!!! Im getting sick of thinking of bollocks! #nsfw !
dude no offense but i had to google what bollocks were and i'm sorry to break this to you but you're probably definitely gay. you should probably kiss dudes about this until you figure it out. #nsfw
I DONT LIKE BLOKES I DONT LIKE BLOKES I DONT LIKE BLOKES I DONT THINK ABOUT MUSCLES I DONT THINK ABOUT MEN I DONT LIKE SWEATY MEN I DONT LIKE TWINKS OR HUNKS OR TWUNKS OR OTTERS OR BOTTOMS OR TOPS OR VERSES OR ANYTHING IM A MAN #nsfw !!!
Please tell me im not a lunatic for having a mini guy in my head at all times. He gives me encouragement, but apparently thats a sign of depersonalization or whatever the hooey its called! #mentalhealth (?!)
tHAT SOUNDS LIKE, aN IMAGINARY FRIEND, tHAT IS, nORMAL AND HEALTHY TO HAVE,
I knew youd understand, old chum :)! No one quite gets me besides you and the little guy in my cranium!
The bot apparently felt so bad for me it... Absconded. I have no clue how to feel! :(
!!!! I dont even know you! I dont even know you and you spade react me! Get a life!
I am not sure if this is quite the place to say it but how do you dismantle a bot? This is time sensitive!!!
I cant quite do that!!!! He uhm!!! Might have crumpled the hammer like it was a gosh darn soda can :(.
Does uranium count? If so, how do i make it explode without suffering radiation poisoning?
(=\>.</=) Damnit Jake. If it's the same model the Dirk in me made, there should be an off switch behind the neck.