Im getting a little tired of the voice in my head calling me a homosexual!

hm? by which part? :U

where's he off to? :U
My testicles are IRRELEVANT to to this!!! Im getting sick of thinking of bollocks! #nsfw !
dude no offense but i had to google what bollocks were and i'm sorry to break this to you but you're probably definitely gay. you should probably kiss dudes about this until you figure it out. #nsfw
I DONT LIKE BLOKES I DONT LIKE BLOKES I DONT LIKE BLOKES I DONT THINK ABOUT MUSCLES I DONT THINK ABOUT MEN I DONT LIKE SWEATY MEN I DONT LIKE TWINKS OR HUNKS OR TWUNKS OR OTTERS OR BOTTOMS OR TOPS OR VERSES OR ANYTHING IM A MAN #nsfw !!!
sounds like a confession to me dude, you totally want to touch those hot sweaty hunks, twunks, bottoms, verses, tops, otters, and muscly men. hella detail btw that's insane for a strict straight guy who only likes chicks #nsfw
ig im just not used 2 seein jakey crash out over likin a mans physique a touch more than just aesthetically lmao

it is rather odd, isn't it? my jake was qUite a bit more open to that sort of exploration. er, no eUphemism intended. bUt we seem to process things differently depending on all the little factors that make oUr timelines Unique, so i can't blame the lad!

hm. perhaps he's trying to force the issue? knowing his splinter woUld begin grilling yoU on yoUr sexUality, he decided to leave, thUs making yoUr tUlpa all the more opaqUe? :U

