dave strider: "this cant be real. please tell me this isnt real. #please…"

this cant be real. please tell me this isnt real. #pleasepleaseplease #obamasaveus @barackObama pleasepleaseplease im sorry #obamapleaseimsorry

Kult: +53

Kull: +44

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oh boy.

please tell me this isnt happening.

last i checked it's generally frowned upon to fake someone's death and kidnapping. i'm. i'm so sorry dave. jesus.

c< its fucKeN HappeNiN! >c

this cant be happening

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c< it caNt be... but it is, aNd it sucKs >c

no no no no no

c< iM sOrry, id recOMMeNd yOu steady yOurself, He May still be saved, aNd we Need everyONes Help, iNcludiNg yOurs, dave >c