♠ hated by @carcinoGenetwinkist
I wish people would stop saying I'm flirting with them. It's gross. I only want one man.
MY ALT SELVES ARE SO FUCKING EMBARRASSING
Sometimes I think about being cut open and filled with stuffing and sewn back together.
How much aura do I lose if I trip a little bit on the stairs?
GOOD 'MORNING'. STILL NOT USED TO USING THAT PARLANCE FOR THE TIME I WAKE UP- EVERY TIME I GO OUTSIDE I FLINCH THINKING THE SUN MIGHT FRY ME LIKE TEMPURA. SPEAKING OF, MANY THINGS HAVE, APPARENTLY, BEEN RE-CREATED ON EARTH-C DURING THE TIMESKIP SO TODAY WE HAVE TEMPURA FOR BREAKFAST. I HAVE BEEN TOLD THIS ISN'T A TYPICAL FOOD USED FOR THE MORNING MEAL TO WHICH I SAY FUCK YOU ITS GOOD AND I'M EATING IT.
Kid's sick which means he's grounded until he stops coughing.
Hey can ya'll flirting across the timeline @ each other like get a room or something? #targettedposting
HAHA_I'm witnessing some troll trying to Homewreck igHt now! It's too funny LMAOOOOOOOO_HAHA
SOM3BODY 1S J34LOUS #V4GU3POST1NG #LOS3R #YOUKNOWWHOYOU4R3
@3CHOB1OLOG1ST MY H1V3 NOW >;] #SUGG3ST1V3
me when im at the outshine my fiance competition and my opponent is you
I'm tired of you bitches posting about the outside. The solution is just to go back to your house. Why would you need to go outside ever?
guys the hatebot found me
lamee why be stuck in a relationship when you can go out and get all the hoes you want not really including you though lord we can all tell youve been through it
im not hallucinating these chicks all up on me right now though you bitchless ass
you whatd me first man dont turn it back to me as if im schizo
people be glazing overrated music artists what the fuck about my boy yung spinach cumshot and his hit song young rich incels #nsfw
Even in my dizzy, dis9riented state I will n9t fall f9r y9ur 6ait. I await y9ur ap9l9gy patiently. There will 6e n9 hard feelings.
It may n9t 6e the c9mm9n c9ld. I can hardly type.
I love when Jake sends me a photo and its just his big hairy tits on full display. ... Maybe I shouldn't admit that. #Suggestive.
>+. TEXTING FROM THE PILE OF HUNDREDS OF KNIVES BTW. MISSING A SNUGGLE BUDDY .+<
man. :(
look at this grilled cheese i made today https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bf12217bff64.jpg #obama
when you guy2 hate react my chiitt2 thii2 ii2 who youre hatiing http2://ii.piiniimg.com/736x/83/84/23/838423f00bb5313a37fd5db0f7b25db5.jpg
i am not no whore! you have that all wrong! >:B #nsfw
OH WAIT IF HE'S YOUR MATESPRIT @COMMANDERGENES CAN DEFINITELY HAVE HIM
thats you bud. karkats just a basic whore lmao #nsfw
ALL KARKATS ARE GAY WHORES #NSFW
I HATE MY ALTERNATES SO FUCKING MUCH
Twinks on the tl today. Shakily hits 8lunt. #su8stance
LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING TROLLHANDLE AND GET BACK TO ME KARKAT
YEAH
ALL OF US ARE.
#larping all of these #romcoms with google because i aint watching these motherfuckers only the ones with ryan reynolds
WHAT?? i can't believe you. D: i'm #hurt, karkat.
lALALALALALA lALAAA,, lAAA lA,, lAALALALAAAA
what the fuck is that one karkat
I'm Dirk. It's telling you I go by just Dirk. How is that not self aware. I recognize that I am Dirk and by that my user is self aware. Also, fuck you.
when the ghost of obama grabs me by the fucking dick and guides me to make the best fucking beat known to mankind on full blast at 4 am and its so good that karkat and john kick me out of the house #nsfw #thisreallyhappened #letmecomehomepleaseimsorry
I'm confused on how you would possibly reach the conclusion that I am not self aware.
i got it man dw about it
Get a handle on him. It's annoying. I'm fine with Karkalicious. Just not Dirkalicious. There's a line in the sand which I don't even cross.
You might've hated my chit but at least I'm not a twink. #Targetedposting.
i mean its aight it aint that good tho ngl
-7 Kind of weird to demand ma5tur6ation from your detractor5 6ut I mean like, 5peak your truth 5layyy #n5fw 2-
Just had a bitch say "Dirkalicious" to me. I immediately ended that call. Leave me alone please. Dear God.
Got another one. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/anotherone.png
S1X SEVEN! H0W J0Y0US.
haha my kult score is 67
to all the people who moved my kult score up you hate jokes
sir i deeply apologize for what karkat vantas had said to you that was highly disrespectful and out of place
yo karkat sybau its the president
ik i am dude lmao thats prolly why youre so into me and why im so into you lol #nsfw #flirtingofsomekind #karkatsybau
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Hello everybody, it's me. President Barack Obama. The humans here may have been lead to believe that I had been killed from some sort of clown presidency or SBURB sessions, but I am alive and well.