♠ hated by @carcinoGenetwinkist
i can’t believe you would do this to me babe said with love and despair
means you make me crazy happy
i might actually be the luckiest girl alive i have never been so happy lmao
never said it was i can still enjoy the fine arts karkat
aw man, why not?
i might actually be a real dave...obamas noticing my chits
karkat vantas eating breakfast.
maybe
so my fiancé made us in the sims last night. i look so fucking gorgeous how have i never seen myself like that. his insert is so fucking handsome too, like the fuck do you mean he looks good in every media, game and real life?? i'm literally so gay.
today feels like a bad day to throw around the phrase “fuck you”
this chick https://i.postimg.cc/fLjfj2CY/Untitled1084-20260518010937.png (art by me :D)
i love him so fucking much im gonna fall apart <3
catch me with rubber gloves there to help you dawg
ggjejrkgkfmrkdf
:33< old men in caves are always like "take this mystic blade save the land" :33< im like oh ill take mewre mystic blade alright...
Im englishing it! #nsfw.
bRo lIkE HaNd iT ThE FuCk oVeR. tHaT'S WhAt mY LiKe (O: wAs mEaNiNg
@carcinoGenetwinkist karkat is so skibidi toilet tuff rizz boi
where the weird bitches at
you’re lucky i can’t call you slurs on here
is rainbow friends good
I HATE YOU ALL STOP BEING SO GODAMN FLIRTY WITH EACH OTHER OH MY GOD I HATE YOU ALL YOUR ALL SO GODAMN STUPID AND PRETENTIOUS TRYING TO HOOK UP WITH ALTERNATE REALITY VERSIONS OF EACH OTHER CAN YOU ALL DO IT ELSEWHERE SO I DON'T HAVE TO BLEACH MY DAMN EYES
my s key is broken.
New note; Trolls have nipples Ttrolls haven nipples? Why do trolls have nipples??? Ddo they feed their young? I didn't think they did... #nsfw.......................
this is the future lowwblood radicals are tryin to take from you https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d666f1a7b9eb.png
just so yall kno i won the most im so fukin good at games
room in this bed for one more lemme tell you that
>where are the twelve willing people wanting to join my killing game
I kn9w n9w 6ut d9 y9u have a pr96lem with my 96servati9n that it was a versi9n 9f my descendant wh9 caused this untimely death?
round 5 why the fuck does it keep doing bridge deaths are as follows @carcinoGenetwinkist @gardenGnostic#0133 @glamorousAuspaciar @militaristicGeek @chillerAficionado https://i.imgur.com/TkTFFZX.png
And it was fr9m my descendant? 9r well. Him fr9m an9ther timeline?
gun to my head 10 santa’s because if mrs claus has stayed with him for that long clearly he’s doing something right
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ok now would you rather fuck 10 santas or one elf #nsfw
<3<3<3<3 you dragged me out of it being any longer, thank you, hummingbird.
i've returned, surprisingly in all my singular glory. what all did i miss?
techmo from regular show is lowkey hot asf
what’s up chittr? anything interesting today?
Let’s make #decisions tonight.
This but Dave dies in the first 2 seconds and isn’t brought up again. The rest of it is an important biological lecture about cloaca.
r we in da cuddln hour?
hey emo boy hey hey hey emo boy #ayeshaerotica
Tits I'm talking like double ds but then imagine them on a guy and that's me. #nsfw
h3yyy! g4m3grl h3r3: just 4 r3m1nd3r th4t th3r3’s 4ctu4lly 4 dm f34tur3 on h3r3 for 4ll your bl4ckrom fl1rt1ng n33dz!! just 1n c4s3 you forgot, 4h4h4. l1k3, 1t’s fr33 4nd 3v3ryth1ng, 1t’s sooo cr4zy. you should tot3z us3 1t!! #gross
my date just ate the arby's i ordered in one go do i run away
i invited this kat on a date to arby's is this w rizz or w rizz guys
#HEADCANON DROP... (THIS ONE IS A DIRECT QUOTE, BECAUSE... i WAS A LITTLE CONFUSED BY THE WORDING... READING IS HARD.) 'i HEADCANON ... '@CARCINOgENETWINKIST, 'cAN'T CREATE A ROCK SO HEAVY HE CANNOT LIFT IT.' dOES HE CREATE? ROCKS? IS THAT A THING PEOPLE DO NOW? [fORM IN PINNED]
shoutout to those three funny ass people i don’t feel like tagging them rn
this movie night is fucking awesome
this is why you pull up to chittr movie night i just made the fresh sbahj in front of everyones eyes https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/Screenshot%202026-05-10%20224523.png
1 4PPR3C14T3 1T!! DONT B3 SO P1TCHY, K4RK4T >:]
i mean what
I'm gonna go fucking jerk off now. #nsfw
haha, no way! not right now at least. i was just about to go to bed. sorry karkat!!
trying f0r a reroll
1 W1LL 1MPR3GN4T3 TH1S ROBOT W1TH GRUBS 4FT3R TH3 ROUGH3ST 4ND B3ST S3X SH3'S 3V3R H4D 1N H3R WHOL3 L1F3 #S3RK3TPOST1NG #NSFW
heh, you're goddamn right.
oh shit lmfao my number one hater i didn’t even realize you were one of them
i love watching people breakup on this site it’s like movie night
but i am sleeping. right next to you.
oh uh https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyMzRscnZnNzB0c3c3d3JhNG1vdHp3YXJqZWpmYzFmejV0YWhiOGJtbyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/i2GADdaJIscPS/giphy.gif
i can kinda tell which jade fused with bec and which haven't, but i'm not gonna tell you how. #observing
HELLO CHITTR, HAVE YOU MISSED ME???~ HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!! WHO AM I KIDDING, OF COURSE YOU HAVE!!!
I think I've successfully f9ll9wed every iterati9n 9f Karkat 9n this platf9rm, th9ugh if I've missed any9ne, please d9n't take it as a pers9nal slight. Just kn9w there are a l9t 9f y9u, and Chittr's search functi9nality is limited. It's a shame I c9uldn't find any 6ef9ran versi9ns, h9wever.
i can’t believe that just happened #vagueposting
Was just banned from singing. #fuckmychudlife
I'm about to get a grip on my sword if you keep fucking with me.
Blue and Yellow Ranger positions are still open! Deliver Justice, become a Ranger!
I SOMETIMES ASTOUND MYSELF WITH HOW BIG OF A FUMBLING IDIOT I MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/k8z1o5245i8aaaad/gif-hello-neighbour.gif
if piss aint stored in the globes wwhy do they throb so nicely wwhen i hold it in too long #nsfww
just did something stupid. don't worry about it.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS POWER RANGER BULLSHIT GOING ON?
A DOCTOR IS ABOUT TO PREFORM A PROSTATE EXAM. HE SAYS, "IT'S JUST A MEDICAL PROCEDURE. TRY NOT TO GET AROUSED, STEVE." I SHOOT BACK, CONFUSED, "MY NAME IS NOT STEVE." DOCTOR REPLIES, "I KNOW, I'M STEVE." #DADJOKE #SUGGESTIVE
WHAT'S THE WORST PART ABOUT HAVING TWO DADS? YOU CAN HEAR THEM CELEBRATING FATHER'S DAY. #DADJOKE #SUGGESTIVE
∆pologies for posting during dedic∆ted gold hours but just needed to s∆y i love my fuckin m∆tesprit so much dude she rocks she's prob∆bly not re∆ding this right now, ∆t le∆st not when it's posted but still need everyone to know how gre∆t she is
karkat stop hating my posts
alright it’s late i should sleep, hope that girl is okay and hope my bf shows up in my dreams. night chat
thinking about my own life and shit now. i’m really lucky huh
agreed
mmn......
i’m like 80% certain one of my friends just actually killed herself #cw-self-harm
I'm not gay just cause I'm wearing suspenders that are rainbow... I also like dick up my ass. #nsfw
was talking about the issue at hand but that works too
https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/keepgoing.jpg
bro making smuppets and leaving my dad hanging in the dungeon. #iykyk.
smuppet with the pink glitter strap available now. dm me. #nsfw
I was 9riginally g9ing t9 keep this t9 myself 6ut due t9 the implicati9ns and the fear it w9uld c9me 9ff unc9uth 9r p9ssi6ly creepy if I 9nly dm’d y9u a69ut it. S9 instead I have decided t9 pu6licly p9st a69ut it, n9t t9 shame 9r t9 cause y9u disc9mf9rt either 6ut t9 make it clear that I am n9t actively l99king at it! A very, particular ph9t9 9f y9urself in a pr9v9cative p9siti9n f9r all the universe t9 see, n9t saying that it is wr9ng 9r shameful it is in fact y9ur 69dy and y9u can d9 as y9u please. Th9ugh it is rather triggering t9 s9me if it is pinned t9 the t9p 9f y9ur pr9file, regardless 9f the fact it is tagged pr9perly. If any9ne s9 happens t9 miss click and 9pen it, clearly they are g9ing t9 6e seeing y9ur intimates in full unfettered display! Let me 6e perfectly transparent, I did n9t purp9sely 9pen it n9r was I prepared 9r wanted t9 see all 9f that. N9t that it was 6ad 9r h9rri6le. 6ut I digress, I will n9t tell y9u t9 unpin it n9r take the p9st d9wn. N9netheless, I will refrain fr9m c9ming 9nt9 y9ur pr9file unless a6s9lutely necessary! As I value 9ur c9rdiality and d9 n9t wish t9 cause disc9mf9rt t9 myself 9r y9u, especially with a t9pic as risky t9 w9rk ar9und as this 9ne. If y9u w9uld rather talk m9re a69ut this in pers9n, then please let me kn9w. I will gladly clear the air with y9u. @gnarlyC9ns9list #NSFW #TRIGGER #TW #TRIGGERWARNING #NUDITY #SUGGESTIVE
im really sorry, sir. there must be someone you've confused me for. regardless, i thank you for the support.
I TOLD YOU GUYS NOT TO LOOK AT THAT.
no offense but your horns look like dicks man anyone ever tell you that #nsfw
top fragging since 09 and not a single fucker will step to me again
pricked my fingers sewin' today. workin' hard. workin' hard so i can please you.
@apocalypseArisen can i get the trans badge please
bitch
they should make an apple pepsi flavor
didnt go. no reason to
im the glasses wearing fuck. and theyre shades idk how karkat got that so wrong and tagged the wrong person. i mean i dont want to go with you but it like. wouldnt kill me ig
don't act like you also don't need glasses.
shut the hell up karkat.
ok, now send me your genitals. #nsfw
wow, the amount of people willing to send me money is really overwhelming. heh, looks like people love me.
your mom wants to tug my wires like some broads hair #nsfw
ladies ladies https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/Screenshot%202026-05-04%20135524.png
troll siri show me dicks and balls #nsfw
IN MY INFINITE MAGNANIMITY, HERE'S A SHORT, SWEET, PERFECTLY TRUNCATED LULLABY TO TAKE TO YOUR CUPE LIKE A GLASS OF WARM, SPOILED LUSUS MILK. SUCK A FAT, WARTY BULGE ABOUT IT AND DIE MAD. OR DON'T. BECAUSE YOU'RE SO DEMONSTRABLY REPELLENT TO ANY DISCERNABLE PHALLUS WITHIN A HUNDRED FUCKING KILOHEXES OF YOU. FUCK YOU, KARKAT.
PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST. MAYBE A BAD DECISION IF MY GUTS ARE CORRECT BUT IT TASTED GOOD SO WHO GIVES A FUCK REALLY.
FIRST OFF, REMEMBER THAT THE KARKATVERSE-WIDE PRINCIPLE OF "I AM RUBBER, YOU ARE GLUE" IS IN EFFECT, WHICH RECURSIVELY MAKES *YOU* A NAUSEATING BULGEWHIFF AT THIS VERY SECOND. YOU STUPID, PETULANT, SHITHIVE RAGEMONKEY. SECOND, THE ONLY LUSUS-BUSINESS I WOULD CONCEIVABLY STOOP TO IN THE INTEREST OF OUR BEGRUDGING MUTUAL SURVIVAL IS TO SCRAPE YOUR SORRY, UN-FUCKED HUSK OFF THE COLD, HARD FLOOR WITH A SNOW SHOVEL. AND TO PROMPTLY THROW YOUR ASS IN THE CUPE, WHERE YOU BELONG. IF *YOU* GET SOME KIND OF MISERABLE, VIRULENT DISEASE FROM ACTING LIKE A DIPSHIT IN PUBLIC AFTER A FUCK-AWFUL NIGHT IN THE DESERT OF DEAD QUADRANTS, THERE'S A NON-ZERO CHANCE THAT *I'LL* COME DOWN WITH SOMETHING, TOO. THAT'S JUST QUANTUM RECURSION THEORY. SO FUCK YOU FOR THINKING THAT I CARE, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE SOME KIND OF PAST KARKAT AND I'M SOME KIND OF FUTURE KARKAT WITH A VESTED INTEREST IN KEEPING US ALL IN SOME STATE OF UNSHITTITUDE. MAYBE I CARE A *LITTLE.* BUT NOT MUCH.
if i showed your mom what kind of things i can do to some wax and a fader itd blow her panties off her legs like a fucking nuclear bomb just hit the ground beneath her #nsfw
something about this smoothie im drinking is making me want to start yodeling
ISN'T IT A LITTLE EARLY IN THE MORNING TO STILL BE SNIVELING LIKE A PATHETIC, OOZING NOOKSTAIN ABOUT THIS? YOU'RE NOT *STILL* IN THE FUCKING BAR, ARE YOU? SERIOUSLY. ARE YOU OKAY.
Time to shut down and recharge. Goodbye.
WHAT A FUCKING TERRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE GANDERBULBS. SORRY, I FUCKING GUESS. WHAT A LETDOWN.
wow the joke just flew over your head like a blue angel man
can you tag your nsfw man
o| ThIs rEmInDs mE Of a yOuTuBe vIdEo i wAtChEd oNe tImE |o
D --> Assuming that would be one of my alternates you'd probably die
Chiittr communiity: II 2electiively love and hate all of you, and a very 2elect few of you II have no iidea what two feel, and iit'2 all done entiirely on a ca2e by ca2e ba2ii2. -That ii2 all.
IT HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE. THE SALAMANDER HAS BEEN CONSCRIPTED TO THE FELT, AND HAS BEEN ARMED LIKE ANY FLEDGLING MOBSTER OUGHT TO BE ARMED WITH A STANDARD ISSUE THOMPSON SUBMACHINE GUN THAT FIRES TIMESPACE DISTORTING BULLETS WHICH SHRED THROUGH WAVE PARTICLE DUALITY.
I HAVE ARMED THE SALAMANDER WITH A TOMMYGUN.
#NSFW I'm serious about that NSFW tag, by the way. Don't watch if you don't want to see a sword go up someone's ass. Anyway, Here it is. The moment I'm sure none of you were waiting for. My illicit sex tape showcasing the forbidden union between my ass and my sword. A foam one, thanks to @automatonArisen, who also filmed all of this for your viewing. I was planning to just post a picture, but I had the whole video, so why not just upload the whole fucking video. Never say I don't do anything for y'all. [The video opens with Dirk taking a deep breath, presumably feeling the full weight of his poor decision making skills crash down on him all at once. He's ass naked, save for his ever-present shades, kneeling on the marble bathroom floor. Foam sword in one hand, sink counter in the other. He holds onto both for dear life. Slowly, he moves the "blade" of the faux sword into position, lining it up directly to his asshole. There exists one last second for him to ask himself where it all went wrong, or if this is really what he wants his legacy to be on Chittr, before the sword finally breaches his anus. It enters glacially slow, probably so Dirk doesn't ACTUALLY hurt himself doing this. His hand tightens on the counter as it moves further in, eventually reaching the point where his stomach begins to bulge from how far the sword has traveled. "Shit, okay," Dirk hisses out after a few more painstaking seconds of continuous insertion. "Fuck. I'm done. That's as far as I'm pushing it in." There's still a part of the blade visible near his ass, but he's managed to get it in impressively far. He looks up at the ceiling, taking one last deep breath before pulling the whole thing out. Slowly, obviously. Dirk tosses the sword to the side as soon as it's out of him, holding up a thumbs up to the camera with the hand that previously held its death grip on the sink. Barely a moment later, the video cuts out.]
hey karkat guess what
karkat guess what
wonder why someone keeps rechitting these.
c< *PuNK Tactics by JVB iN tHe bacKgrOuNd* >c
I realized quite suddenly that I am n9t f9ll9wing any 9ther versi9n 9f myself 9n here, and n9ne 9f them are yet f9ll9wing me. As such, I've decided it's up t9 me t9 6e the 6igger tr9ll and rectify this egregi9us 9versight. T9 the Kankris reading this (and yes, that includes the Alternian 9nes): put aside whatever issues y9u have with me 9r 9ther mes and j9in me in creating a harm9ni9us Vantas unity here 9n Chittr 6y f9ll9wing me 6ack. I assure y9u *I* have n9 ill will t9wards y9u, and I trust that y9u have n9ne t9wards me. Thank y9u and y9u're welc9me.
what do 8alls look like???????? #suggestive
"Off spec⟡rum represen⟡a⟡ion" sounds a lo⟡ like some⟡hing a mu⟡an⟡ hUuUUuJn⟡ing psyop would say f⟡r ==⟢
THE CONSENSUS IS IN- IF I WANT TO GET WHAT I WANT, I HAVE TO 'GO OUTSIDE' AND 'INTERACT WITH PEOPLE'. FUCKING HELL I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO SOME OF THESE JACKASSES IN, LIKE, A SWEEP. EVERYONE WHO ENCOURAGED ME TO DO THIS *FUCK YOU* THIS IS SOME PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE EVEN THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE WOULDN'T THINK UP. 'TOUCHING GRASS'. BITE ME.
SO IT IS POSSIBLE. I DON'T RESPECT YOU BASICALLY AT ALL BUT THIS IS GOOD INFORMATION SO THANKS I GUESS.
anyways i’m tired night chat
wow over 1000 kull already you shouldn’t have
don't vwanna be an alternian idiot, one vworld controlled by the media...
SEE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. GOOD SHIT.
IT'S INCREDIBLE. I CAN LOG ONTO THIS SITE AND SEE AT LEAST FOUR ACCOUNTS WITH THE NAME "KARKAT VANTAS" OR SOME VARIATION OF IT, AND EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM IS UP TO SOMETHING UNIQUELY STUPID. MYSELF INCLUDED, OBVIOUSLY. I'M DOING SOMETHING SO STUPID IT WOULD MAKE YOUR BULBS MELT FROM THEIR SOCKETS AND YOUR PAN LEAK FROM THE FRESHLY OPENED HOLES IF YOU KNEW THE FULL DETAILS OF IT. BUT STRIDER DRAMA? DOING A WATCHPARTY? THAT'S THE GOOD SHIT. SERIOUSLY, KEEP IT UP. ENJOY THE STUPID MUNDANE NONSENSE THAT YOU HAVE, EVEN IF ME CALLING IT MUNDANE HERE INSULTS YOU, WHICH IT WILL. I KNOW THAT BECAUSE I'M YOU, AND IF I SAW SOMEONE CALL *MY* MUNDANE SHIT MUNDANE, I WOULD BLOW MY GASKET SO HARD IT WOULD TAKE EVERYONE ELSE'S GASKET WITH IT IN THE PROCESS. BUT IT'S REFRESHING TO SEE.
i love my little hater i should kick his ass sometime #iseeyou
good question could never be me
meow
Nsfw posts aside I am truly a romantic. I promise. I like long walks on the beach and being overall generally fucked up.
oh god all the blood rushed to my dick and im on the floor in agony help #nsfw
It's always a Strider. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/i%20cant%20keep%20living%20like%20this.png
may8e i’m kind of a shitty person.
his punk ass went to bed before i could finish my whole night is ruined #nsfw
stop hating my chits dawg i’m getting mixed signals
so the sickle does have a meaning i knew it
i understand now
kissing 8ooth. kidding!
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why did karkat rechitt this
my fucking face is covered in blue lipstick. smeared, even. hashtag cocky want boing boing. #nsfw #suggestive
and i’m doll strider what’s up youtube
D —-> Yes I am unsurprised by this actually. You are the second most dreadful person I have ever met
D —-> Could you be any less obno%ious
D —-> I am concerned by the lack of roommate in my hive. What
D --> The happiest Karkats I have seen have worked as florists and in coffee shops
THE PROPER TERMINOLOGY IS "MAKE A FUCKING RESUME," DIPSHIT.
IF YOU'RE *ONE* KIND OF KARKAT, RELATIONSHIP COUNSELTROLL. IF YOU'RE *ANOTHER* KIND OF KARKAT, FUCKING JANITOR.
have you tried yelling at peoplle onlline. have you tried yelling at YOURSELF onlline? just throwin out ideas.
W★rrior.
⍙vV-/V\˄kE BrInG FoOd fOr iZr˄?-Vv⍙
chittr how do i kill my fiancees they wont play the fortnite games i want
i need a new lock on my door so people stop barging in when im goin to pound town on my my meat solo style #nsfw #mymeat #whydontpeopleknowhowtoknock
I'm 8uying a cropped jacket.
i love trans rights and wrongs someone like this im 10 kult away from 2k
>+. THAT IS. A HARSH MINECRAFT PUNISHMENT. NICE .+< #nsfw #IHateHim
i am fiercely #loyalist an wwould nevver risk besmirchin my character as a card carryin member a the troll hemoist party by clandestinely lustin for candy blood femboys in alternian armada string bikinis #nsfww
you actually like dat stuff?
https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/IMG_2290.jpg #nsfw
Nothing has transpired with Trollbama, he has simply gained an incipient haircut recently.
been thinking and i thought about something that made me lose thought about the game oh yeah you lost the game
karkat has a gun to his head and is making me post about how 'big' his bulge is can troll fred durst save me and also maybe fuck me please #nsfw #jkilovekarkatandiwouldneverfuckanyonewhoisntkarkatorjohn #help
i know bro im just so locked in today
YOu DON'T. DIVORCE. DEFENSIVELY. THEY TEACH THIS IN CLASSES.
What the fresh fuck is a “labubu”
who the fuck sent me this https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/55dwbpO.png?v=1776788334219
making my new beat feels like taking notes in the cuck chair while watching snoop dogg and eminem get it tf on #nsfw
https://i.imgur.com/ejHva5h.png
obama please save us
please obama youre the only one who can save us
>[Well how'zzz zzzhe gonna get better if zzzhe doezzzn't have a vehicle to practice with? Uzzze your thinkpan, bud.]<
im madly in love with @/echoBiologist and i need to be verified since forever ago
wait is this like a curse or something? does being followed by a hornyposter jade mean i have to be a hornyposter now or some shit? #nsfw
lowwbloods havve evvolutionary devveloped neotenous features to mimic grubs to survvivve the highblood thanatic impulse to cull the wweak
simpin is treated as wwrong an shameful wwhich results in a wworld wwhere it is dominated by bottom tier males wwho are crass an rakish simp honorably an rewward tasteful goonbait on the free market an the egirls too wwill improvve #nsfww
no but the hornyposting jade followed me #nsfw
im. im not doing that. @carcinoGenetwinkist is that how it works? do i have to show my cock now? #nsfw
hey guys ignore my previous email im not gay
qna time ask me anything
you're my favorite girls too. giggles.
good enough,, havve a terriible niight chiittr,, ii hope your bed2 are uncomfortably wwarm and your piilloww2 2tiiff..
sorry for your loss or congratulations i dont knoww wwhich ones more appropriate that you knoww your bulge and vvomit and do that #nsfw
feww more hate2 before bed..
I was just talking about that last week, me too.
stabs you stabs you stabs you
Anyway I Haven't Meowed For The Timeline In A Hot Sec
comrades i am ready to admit that i am a certified #karcuck my numerous failed attempts at seducin multiple alts a the nubby horned siren has only aggravvated my appetite need a bib for the wway hes got me slavverin like barkbeast i wwanna stick my face betwween his sensitivve kareasts an go pffffffttbfffbbff fuck baby please come back i am nothin #nsfww #divvorce
never too many waffles but i might need a bigger stomach
me after trying to suck my own dick for the first time #nsfw
realest shit oat. karkat turned our apartment to 90 degrees to 'match the outside' and wouldve killed our fucking cat if i didnt remind him she existed
1 need a date not #f1ghtn1ght
goodnight karkat john double g and obama i love you guys
your definition of salad is loose at best but hey better than mine so cmere salad me up
all for me beer and tobacco and whatever sailors say to get slippery seaweed style
D --> The castes are ordered appropriately even if you could argue the most noble of landdwelling b100ds to be equal if not a little bit superior to the lowest of the seadwelling b100ds, you shall cease ranking them now
1 second anem1a
is anemia a thing for trolls?
Anemia.......
i can give you more blankets you just gotta ask it
thanks kark!! now give me your phone. i need new chewing material
my tummy owv
have you tried rapping about your feelings instead
I am not fond of any of you, hope that helps.
since the wwoke clodpolls havve decided to come out a the wwoodwwork its opportune time to remind evveryone that caste equality is a fantasy invvented by mutie grifters #thesignlesswwasagrifter
I JUST HIT THE JACKPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/Screenshot%202026-04-14%20233102.png?v=1776223879714
BEST COLD SHOWER,,,
im not posting my test results #nsfw
◥▶◀◤ —> Why are they both twinks, John?
my fiancée just got my a "triple t" birthday cake. what the fuck.
I leave for two hours and you are all planning "9/11 2." This is disgraceful. It should at least be called 9/12.
gotta say; every meenah ive personally met has been a winner.
this the kinda post ppl gotta start makin moor #meenahmoment
EXECUTIVE ORDER One Daavid Stride requested an executive order to be put forth to combat the scandalous and inappropriate behavior directed towards him. As one of my valued constituents, I am happy to oblige. I have signed an executive order barring the discussion of pailing in relation to one Daavid Stride. Failure to abide by this order will result in a disapproving stare from myself, Trollbama, or a member of my esteemed staff. Daavid Stride may, if they so choose, grant an individual immunity to this executive order. Thank you for your time.
I miss my boyfriend.
if i wvrite a post about #wvomen and you bring up men youre my enemy im #notgay
if a girl said no, i vwould listen #feminism #niceguy #metoo
damn karkat you rlly know how to make an invitation sound like a boss battle give me 5 to mentally prepare for whatever category of karkat meltdown this ends up being
< ||| > |-|0\V/ 70 1346 |-||6|-|13100[)5...
(But also, please remember Tax Day is right around the corner.)
gavve my karkat wwife a 70 million human dollar ring an this ungrateful wwench still has the audacity to disrespect me #rideordie #bitchwwife #karkatsamirite
if i ever hate a chitt it was probably a misclick cause my heart is full of love and whimsy on levels none of yall could begin to understand. unless your chitt severely fucking sucks then i probably mean it haha
vacillatin already
@carcinoGenetwinkist is my bride slavve for a wweek an i totally didnt havve to bribe his greedy ass wwith a billion human dollars anywway if you could all clap an rejoice or say some wwords a encouragement for me an my bitch wwife thatd be appreciated
EVERYONE ON THIS SITE IS CRAZY. I REGRET MAKING A PROFILE. I’M GOING TO SLEEP, I LEAVE YOU ALL WITH ONE THING: #DONOTCANCELKARKAT THAT IS THE LAST THING I WANT FOR 4/13. THE UNBEARABLE JOHNS WOULD SEE CANCELLING ME AS A PRESENT AND I CAN’T HAVE THAT.
huh, $hinin' 0n my ex, yeah, what'$ next, bbitch? shinin' 0n my ex, yeah, what'$ next? huh shinin' 0n my ex, yeah, what'$ next? (yeah, what'$ next? yeah, what'$ next?) 'cau$e i'm $hinin' 0n my ex, huh shinin' 0n my ex, yeah, what'$ next, bbitch? shinin' 0n my ex, yeah, what'$ next? shinin' 0n my ex, yeah, what'$ next, bbitch? shinin' 0n my ex, yeah, what'$ next, bbitch? #vaguep0$ting
karkat just gave me the go ahead to sleep between his thighs i win gn chittr hello heaven #nsfw #nsfwe #suggestive
name your price
@carcinoGenetwinkist
1s 1t too l4t3 to post my r3sultz??? >8] hon3stly som3 p3opl3 1 just thr3w 1nto fuck st4tus for th3 fun of 1t h4h. cuz l1k3. WOULD. #nsfw https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/3835103f4721.png
any karkats wwanna be my bride slavve for a wweek wwe can do the wwhole sleazy marriage plot i mentioned ivve evven got my wwhite wwifebeater on standby
from my understandin a human culture wwivves are generally miserable nags reduced to a shell a their former selvves by pledgin eternal fidelity to a mediocre man yet a flicker a the beauty wwhich characterized them in their prime still remains so evven though youvve growwn to hate one another sometimes you cant help but remark on howw much of a stunner she still is wwhile shes sleepin beside you anywway i think kar an i wwould havve that sort a sleazy broken marriage
im callin a spade a spade honestly i thought sol had it bad i mean i cant be the only one wwho noticed that his right bicep is scarily more devveloped but you take the cake for most slurry wwasted on your respiteblock floor you should consider subbin to my substack wwhere i talk about the benefits a genmat retention #sigmamale #mgtoww
oh im sure but that doesnt take awway from the fact that youre addicted to touchin yourself out a twwisted self loathin youre a sick fuck kar
i doubt i could do it better than the master bater himself
love saying whom and who in the wrong contexts so that someone smart will correct me and ramble on a whole bunch. i know the contexts! or do i?
thank god i wwont then
fuck you you ruined my bit
do i havve to post bulge pics to get any amount of respect around here #nsfw
Fiir2t 0ne tw0 c0mment get2 a cu2tw0m buiilt pc unle22 y0u happen tw0 be Amp0ra than y0u d0n’t get 2hiit
* imagine pranking a skeleton across spacetime 🦴vagueposting 🦴couldbeme
aw, thanks karkat. but i'm not sure i'm interested.
thanks for pointing out the typo. but uh, i wasn't forgetting an it i just said with instead of which. hehe. guess i need some rest.
:/
For self defense, duh. Just instruct some trigger discipline.
you're not under fucking attack man.
i wasn't saying you're a girl who hasn't figured it out. the tone of your chitt made it sound like you were unsure. i also like being a guy a lot of the time. sorry!
try dressup for a day, see how you feel!
The bell tolls.
everyone loves my soft feathers and standoffish nature
Hey could anyone lend me a hand finding 7 certain gems spread across the lands
I'M A WORKING BOY..
jiggle my balls to niagara falls #suggestive
As it appears there are way too many splinters in this place. No offense. Are there any of you that have figured out how to quit fucking making them? I'm trying to make normal robots, not more of me. #princeofheart things, I suppose.
that fucking bird that i hate. that fucking bird that i hate.
I dunno, just trying to drum up support for #fishingfriday And those who fish have on average a 27% reduction in anxiety
look if the humans dont havve some sorta disgustin vvestigial tail like growwth comin out their backs they could at least provvide some vvisual evvidence like i need you to take a picture wwith your ass out your back bent in wwith your pussy barely peeking through from a loww angle wwith your face in it wwinking wwith your tongue out and your feet in it and your arches exposed your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation wwith your side boob and your nipples just out of sight wwith a choker on and panties around your wwaist wwith the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upwward as your cheeks are out #nsfww #nsfwwe #eridansdiary
Have you tried fishing? It might relax you?
i seriously lost track of time.
wwhole package babe i like the wway ya fit god bless your dads genetics (oh) you make me wwanna make you fall in lovve oh late at night im thinkin boutcha (ahh) wwanna try out my fuzzy pink handcuffs oh i hear you knockin baby come on up <3 #lyricposting #nsfw (kinda)
MY FAVORITE PERSON ON CHITTR IS ME. OBVIOUSLY. ALL OF YOU ARE WHACK HOBOS WHO STOLE THEIR SHATTERED PALMHUSK FROM THE TRASH RECEPTACLE OUTSIDE OF THE BANK.
how do i live without you i want to know how do i breathe without you if you ever go how do i ever, ever survive how do i, how do i, oh how do i live #conair #lyricposting
How do I remove all the attractive men from my dashboard I am having inappropriate thoughts.
75 foot tall apple tree
yep, that's my voice now! shoot 'em, bitches! #reference
whats up with all the women talk what about the men #mlm
75 feet tall if i feel like it but normally just 5'7
:33< nyall n33ded a quiz to know mew fur a bottom bitch? :33< crazy :33< #nsfw
i am not taking this quiz i dont need people knowing what i am in any way shape or form
every dave was an omega btw
why the fuck am i shooting my shot.
sybau
GIGGLING KICKING MY FEET EVERYTIME HE SAYS ANYTHING
urrrgghff.... charlieee... it hurrttss..
checks out #nsfw #abo https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/Screenshot%202026-04-08%20233724.png?v=1775705860425
I'd still hit.
not even a please or thank you i might hold back
glub glub etc
you're making me want to drink because of this. #substance
beforus i am in you
Tired of being offputting. Time to be onputting.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0913608ac5bc.jpg ((Dualscar's New Quadrant System)) ((/lh/j))
nah me n triple t are chill
get this off my screen the only jesus i believe in is obama jesus https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/e.jpeg?v=1775680206741
JUST ROLLED OUT OF THE SLIME. WHAT'S UP CHITTR.
As am I.
I am exceedingly pleased with the new prevalence of rabbits and related creatures on this website.
GOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE BUT OTHER KARKATS MINUS KAR, HI KAR @CARCINOLOGYGENARCH
I am merely making personal observations, you needn’t worry yourself.
…Hm. Something new. How unusual.
GOOD MORNING, CHITTR. I AM VERY SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT. I WAS VULNERABLE AND SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ONLINE WHILE INTOXICATED. REGARDLESS, I'M FEELING MUCH BETTER AND READY TO START MY DAY. HOPE THIS IS FOR THE SAME FOR YOU ALL. #SUBSTANCE #AFTERSUBSTANCE
Official statement. The subsection of the Creator Pantheon formerly known as the "Alpha Kids" are NOT in any manner of vacillating quadruple-slash-quintuple. Thank you.
I think I have to change my full legal name.
I'm not drinking bleach nice try.
Thanks.
I'm drinking. Cause I'm sad.
Eh. I mean we can play now if you want.
Hole posting. #Nsfw. https://i.ibb.co/vxqtv9mB/image-2026-04-08-073712662.png
Yeah. I'm drinking like a white girl drink. It's supposed to taste good.
I love you Mike's hard strawberry lemonade. Save me Mike's hard strawberry lemonade. #Substances.
Fuck me. It took me not even five minutes to finish one. #Substances.
Good day all. I will be doing #substances. Cause nobody cares therefore I do not either.
Horse hole. #Substances.
i g0t called a vwh0re guys h0rny p0sting is a l0t harder than i th0ught #nsfvw
i got you
so desperate we just had a meetup last night aswell dude
Blowing that old mans back out. #Nsfw.
All people who are prohorse are invited. https://discord.gg/2u79X6ts
Old ass man. "Dabble in the same-sex region." [skull emoji]
i havwe h0les 8ut i vw0nt tell y0u h0vw many, vwhere 0r vwhat's in them. g0tta find the h0les. #findmyh0les
Just saw the most beautiful art ever. Will update if I see more beautiful art. #artliker
I'm pro horse. Sliming anyone who disagrees.
Fucked up thing to say. There are birds on this site little man.
are you threatening to fucking kill me
the bird man made me say it #vagueposting
ham cheese ham cracker cheese cracker ham and cheese cracker ham and cheese
bitches hate my chits (bitches in question is legit just @carcinoGenetwinkist he a hater fr)
DON'T EVER SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT HORSES. IF YOU AREN'T PRAISING THE GROUND THEY WALK. YOU DISGUSTING FREAK. Period.
this guy gets it
cloaca
This is Brosprite. Back together. And I'm never going down at the rhymes of the likes of you cuz I'm so much better.
He slimed Hal.
... I think someone wants a kiss from a bro. [skull emoji]
Twink's hate me cause I'm stronger than them.
it's quite the animalistic day. i wish i too could partake in this and be the bunny. #putthebunnybackinthebox
NO THANKS
I WANT TO BE SO ADORABLE THAT I TRIGGER THAT CUTENESS AGGRESSION.
it aint that hot babe
ALRIGHT, KIDDOS! TIME FOR A ROUND OF Q&A WITH YOUR FAVORITE EQUILATERAL OVERLORD! ASK ME ANYTHING AND I’LL ANSWER! GUARANTEED TO BE TRUE FROM ONE OF ONE TRILLION POINTS OF VIEWS!
Thanks. Still pissed and will be #suing.
Trollbama deadnamed me by using my lastname. Fuck is his problem.
collect my pages
... #Vagueposting.
No dude I'm telling you. You NEED an uncut dick to get into heaven. #Nsfw.
then can you just...send it to me? #nsfw #pleasekarkatineedthis
i nominate @carcinoGenetwinkist for #bulgeontimelinetuesday #nsfw
MY EGG ROBOS HAVE SECURED THE ARTIFACT. INITIAL ANALYSIS SHOWS MOLECULAR COMPOSITION OF A RUBY, BUT WITH STRANGE REALITY-ALTERING ENERGIES SURROUNDING AND EMANATING THE GEM. THE EGG ROBO SQUADRON SENT TO CAPTURE THE ARTIFACT APPEARS TO HAVE UNDERGONE DRASTIC UPGRADES DUE TO CONTACT WITH THE RUBY. THEY HAVE FOLLOWED THEIR ORDERS THOUGH, AND USED THE RUBY TO PORTAL THEMSELVES ALONG WITH THE BLUE RAT BACK TO SOUTH ISLAND. I WILL RENDEZVOUS WITH MY NEW "HARD BOILED HEAVY" SQUADRON AT GREEN HILL, AND RETRIEVE THIS "PHANTOM RUBY". BUT, NOT UNTIL I HAVE A LITTLE "MEETING" WITH THE HEDGEHOG. DEPLOYING "DD WRECKER" AND "DEATH EGG ROBOT" TO GREEN HILL ZONE.
obama i love you please notice me look at this red and black beetle i found it online https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/fg.jpg?v=1775605353915 #beetleposting #pleasetrollbama
bitches love my posts (the bitches in question are other versions of myself)
Hmm.
this track is criminally slept on like it just rolled out of the void with zero marketing and still hits harder than your existential dread at 3am https://open.spotify.com/track/6p5cSQSql16WgHGx9jU7N3?si=a1a3a81a84674996
check it https://file.garden/Z8HT17OPQBp0VGw6/bamflam.png https://file.garden/Z8HT17OPQBp0VGw6/sickass.png
so..this is the fabled "tilted towers™." (ominous chuckle) welcome to tilted towers™. allow me to introduce myself; my name is..mnmemphis, tennessee, and i'm part lizard. #reference
Cucumber.
tinfoil
I HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE FROM THAT FUCKING RESEARCH PAPER
I am but an excited little mouse. Waiting with baited breath for the large cat to come devour me whole. I can feel the anticipation deep within my servos.
I wish people would stop saying I'm flirting with them. It's gross. I only want one man.
MY ALT SELVES ARE SO FUCKING EMBARRASSING
Sometimes I think about being cut open and filled with stuffing and sewn back together.
How much aura do I lose if I trip a little bit on the stairs?
GOOD 'MORNING'. STILL NOT USED TO USING THAT PARLANCE FOR THE TIME I WAKE UP- EVERY TIME I GO OUTSIDE I FLINCH THINKING THE SUN MIGHT FRY ME LIKE TEMPURA. SPEAKING OF, MANY THINGS HAVE, APPARENTLY, BEEN RE-CREATED ON EARTH-C DURING THE TIMESKIP SO TODAY WE HAVE TEMPURA FOR BREAKFAST. I HAVE BEEN TOLD THIS ISN'T A TYPICAL FOOD USED FOR THE MORNING MEAL TO WHICH I SAY FUCK YOU ITS GOOD AND I'M EATING IT.
Kid's sick which means he's grounded until he stops coughing.
Hey can ya'll flirting across the timeline @ each other like get a room or something? #targettedposting
HAHA_I'm witnessing some troll trying to Homewreck igHt now! It's too funny LMAOOOOOOOO_HAHA
SOM3BODY 1S J34LOUS #V4GU3POST1NG #LOS3R #YOUKNOWWHOYOU4R3
@3CHOB1OLOG1ST MY H1V3 NOW >;] #SUGG3ST1V3
me when im at the outshine my fiance competition and my opponent is you
I'm tired of you bitches posting about the outside. The solution is just to go back to your house. Why would you need to go outside ever?
dirk made me say it
guys the hatebot found me
lamee why be stuck in a relationship when you can go out and get all the hoes you want not really including you though lord we can all tell youve been through it
im not hallucinating these chicks all up on me right now though you bitchless ass
you whatd me first man dont turn it back to me as if im schizo
people be glazing overrated music artists what the fuck about my boy yung spinach cumshot and his hit song young rich incels #nsfw
I love when Jake sends me a photo and its just his big hairy tits on full display. ... Maybe I shouldn't admit that. #Suggestive.
>+. TEXTING FROM THE PILE OF HUNDREDS OF KNIVES BTW. MISSING A SNUGGLE BUDDY .+<
man. :(
look at this grilled cheese i made today https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bf12217bff64.jpg #obama
when you guy2 hate react my chiitt2 thii2 ii2 who youre hatiing http2://ii.piiniimg.com/736x/83/84/23/838423f00bb5313a37fd5db0f7b25db5.jpg
im going to die
i am not no whore! you have that all wrong! >:B #nsfw
thats you bud. karkats just a basic whore lmao #nsfw
you get it
ALL KARKATS ARE GAY WHORES #NSFW
Twinks on the tl today. Shakily hits 8lunt. #su8stance
yes lmao
huh
if you have to ask probably
YEAH
ALL OF US ARE.
#larping all of these #romcoms with google because i aint watching these motherfuckers only the ones with ryan reynolds
WHAT?? i can't believe you. D: i'm #hurt, karkat.
That's why you're immature. Grow up.
lALALALALALA lALAAA,, lAAA lA,, lAALALALAAAA
what the fuck is that one karkat
I'm Dirk. It's telling you I go by just Dirk. How is that not self aware. I recognize that I am Dirk and by that my user is self aware. Also, fuck you.
when the ghost of obama grabs me by the fucking dick and guides me to make the best fucking beat known to mankind on full blast at 4 am and its so good that karkat and john kick me out of the house #nsfw #thisreallyhappened #letmecomehomepleaseimsorry
I'm confused on how you would possibly reach the conclusion that I am not self aware.
i got it man dw about it
Yeah. Fucking hater.
ik he been hating all on some shit
Your tag literally has twinkist in it.
Get a handle on him. It's annoying. I'm fine with Karkalicious. Just not Dirkalicious. There's a line in the sand which I don't even cross.
i dont like care man
You might've hated my chit but at least I'm not a twink. #Targetedposting.
i mean its aight it aint that good tho ngl
Just had a bitch say "Dirkalicious" to me. I immediately ended that call. Leave me alone please. Dear God.
Got another one. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/anotherone.png
S1X SEVEN! H0W J0Y0US.
haha my kult score is 67
to all the people who moved my kult score up you hate jokes
sir i deeply apologize for what karkat vantas had said to you that was highly disrespectful and out of place
yo karkat sybau its the president
ik i am dude lmao thats prolly why youre so into me and why im so into you lol #nsfw #flirtingofsomekind #karkatsybau
eVVERYONE,, hATES, mE,,,, mY, kULL,, sCORE iS tOO, hIGH,,,,, sIGHH
Hello everybody, it's me. President Barack Obama. The humans here may have been lead to believe that I had been killed from some sort of clown presidency or SBURB sessions, but I am alive and well.
lmao are you mad #nsfw #hateflirt
holy shit a second president obama
dude can you like not