I HAVE ARMED THE SALAMANDER WITH A TOMMYGUN.
IF IT HAS A NAME IT IS ESOTERICA. IT IS A CONSORT. IT IS A SALAMANDER. IT IS WEARING A FELT GREEN DRESS AND WIELDING A TOMMYGUN.

Esoterica it is.
no uh her name is casey and like shes my daughter and can you give her a sword not a tommygun
CASEY, IS IT? INTERESTING. IN ANY EVENT, NO, FUCK YOU. I HAVE ALREADY DISPENSED A TOMMYGUN INTO CASEY'S POSSESSION.
youre a damn time god cant you just give her a sword its cooler
it is
STRIDER YOU MEGALOMANIAC FUCK, GET THE FUCK OFF MY POST. I AM NOT ARGUING WITH YOU ABOUT WHETHER TOMMYGUNS ARE COOLER THAN SWORDS (THEY ARE, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO ARGUE WITH YOU ABOUT IT).
later skully bitch
An excellent choice. She will certainly find your gift and the addition of the battleaxe to be a most transformative experience.
