Troll Ryan Reynolds
@ryanReynolds
owner: @eviationgin - @ɯintMobile - @waximumaffort - @Mrexham_ABC
Hey, why are we letting a douchecanoe take robot whimsy away? Fuck that guy up.
THATS THE PLAN! TO FuCK HIM uP!!
Who's this hate bot guy and why is he so mean?
Pika pika pika, pika pika pika pika. Pika pika pika pika pika pika Pika pika, pika?
You know I was gonna mostly chitt about my company, but as it turns out. I got a super fan in my thread putting my face on every other hot dude in Trollywood, I feel too flattered not to shout him out. @golgothasTerror#1984
Uhhhh hal i may require your services. I have a horrible feeling you might not be barking up the wrong tree after all... @turingTranscendence
Are you unable to read it?
No i just miss the sweet cherry wine of your text spilling across my screen. Of course i cant read it you recalcitrant thermometer.
Oh in that case. It says; You're likely one of the most idiotic fans I've ever met and if it weren't for my contractual obligation to be kind I would say this in English. But alas you are too stupid to even comprehend Alternian so it may be a fools errand.
Okay woah. I did not say all that. I think you didn't even use one word that I did.
It seems I may be mistaken.
Oh... its alright mr reynolds. It seems i have put my peg in my potato-trap again. Ill return to my lifr of chuddom and binge your movies in the recesses of my room.
No problem. I mean I'm not gonna tell you to binge my movies if you don't wanna. Our guy over here got my message way wrong. Was just saying you needed nudged in the right direction.
Hey, Ryan Reynolds here. #BigWireless has once again raised their prices. In response, we're bringing back our Deflation Promotion. The marketing department asked ME to be as explicit as possible when explaining it. So... Here we go. Because we don't love fucking our customers over like #BigWireless. We’re bringing back our fucking offer for fucking unlimited premium wireless for only 15 fucking caegers a month. Fuck me to the moons and back, that's a great fucking deal. Explicit enough, marketing fucks? #ɯintmobile #ad #newcustomers #15caegersamonth
Oh, and I'm being told by the marketing department to thank you.
why / did they need to / tell you / to say that / what
Holt frigging shitballs! I know youre troll ryan reynolds but is there even the smidgiest chance you mightve starred in box hit project hail mary?
Oh shit on a stick! My deepest sincerest apologies mister reynolds! I hardly ever cross my wires on the ryans i swear! I love you in deadpool!!
There you go, little buddy. All you had to do was check my profile. I won't fault you, Ryan Gosling is pretty hot. Almost as hot as me.
Hehe yeah and combined you two would be... wowza. Ahem. In line with keeping our hands above the bed covers i though you were also phenomenal in guardians of the galaxy! Thats one of my favourites :)