@ryanReynolds — #newcustomers

Troll Ryan Reynolds

1 week ago

@ryanReynolds[RR]

Hey, Ryan Reynolds here. #BigWireless has once again raised their prices. In response, we're bringing back our Deflation Promotion. The marketing department asked ME to be as explicit as possible when explaining it. So... Here we go. Because we don't love fucking our customers over like #BigWireless. We’re bringing back our fucking offer for fucking unlimited premium wireless for only 15 fucking caegers a month. Fuck me to the moons and back, that's a great fucking deal. Explicit enough, marketing fucks? #ɯintmobile #ad #newcustomers #15caegersamonth