MY ALT SELVES ARE SO FUCKING EMBARRASSING
im actually pretty damn fuckin good at chess youre excused
Z. eating the piecez wwhen your opponent iznt looking iz not zkill im onto your trickery .Z
i dont eat the chess pieces they just end up in my mouth sometimes i dont knoww howw that happens
SEE THIS IS THE KIND OF SELF AGGRANDIZING SHIT THAT I FUCKING DESPISE. I BET YOU FELT SO COOL WRITING THIS, DIDN'T YOU? REACHING THROUGH THE PAST OR INTO THE FUTURE OR WHATEVER LIKE SOME KIND OF HUMAN SHONEN PROTAGONIST. ITS PATHETIC!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH ON SOME EARTH SHIT? HAVE YOU GONE NATIVE THAT FUCKING QUICK? DO YOU THINK I FEEL COOL YOU DUMB LITTLE PRICK I JUST LOST AT CHESS TO A FUCKING FISH. AND NOW I HAVE TO CONTEND WITH YOUR MIDDLING, UNASSUMING VAGUEPOSTING ASS SCREECHING ON THE TIMELINE ABOUT HUMAN SHONEN OR WHATEVER. MAKE YOURSELF OF USE TO THE PLANET YOU'RE A GUEST ON NOW AND THROW YOURSELF INTO A FACTORY SHREDDER TO GET PROCESSED INTO A NUTRIENT PASTE.
A GUEST? A GUEST?! YOU MORON, THIS PLACE WOULDN'T EVEN EXIST WITHOUT OUR CONTRIBUTION! WE EARNED THIS ENDING JUST AS MUCH AS ANYONE ELSE, DO YOU REALLY HATE YOURSELF THAT FUCKING MUCH?! WHY THE HELL DO YOU CARE IF YOU LOST AT CHESS, THERE'S SO MUCH BIGGER SHIT HAPPENING! WE'RE BEING CALLED A 'CREATOR'. CREE-AY-TOR. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE KIND OF SHIT WE'VE GOTTEN OURSELF INTO?! AND DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T NOTICED YOU REVERTING TO USING OUR BLOOD COLOR TO TYPE- WE'RE JUST FLAUNTING THAT SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE NOW? I WAS RIGHT, YOU ARE SELF-OBSESSED.
OH MY GREAT APOLOGIES GREAT AND BENEVOLENT CREATOR, I COULDN'T SEE THE GREAT AND NOBLE RESPONSIBILITY "WE" BEAR FROM THE FUCKING LITERAL PIT I'VE HAD TO DIG MYSELF INTO TO SURVIVE /RIGHT NOW/. NO NO, GO ON, TELL ME HOW I'M THE SELF-OBSESSED ONE YOU PRESUMPTUOUS LITTLE BULGEMUNCH, FOR NOT HAVING HAD THE HINDSIGHT OR FORESIGHT OR ALTSIGHT OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE TO RECOGNIZE MY GRAND PLACE IN THIS "ENDING" AND YEAH I REALIZED PRETTY FUCKING QUICK WHEN I CAME BACK TO THAT THESE HEMOSUPREMACIST DICKS WERE GOING TO CULL ME, IT SURE WOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING NICE TO HAVE WOKEN UP WITH THAT INFORMATION BUILT IN WOULDN'T IT. NOT THAT YOU KNOW, HIDING BEHIND ANONYMOUS GREY LIKE EVERYONE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, WHAT /WE/ ARE.
OKAY, MAYBE IT WAS PRESUMPTUOUS OF ME TO ASSUME I KNEW WHAT YOUR DEAL WAS, AND I'M SORRY FOR THAT. BUT I'M NOT SORRY FOR AIRING YOUR SHIT OUT LIKE IT ISN'T MY SHIT TOO. WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE, AND YOU'RE BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR SHIT IN A TWIST OVER SOME DUMB FUCKING GAME, OKAY? CONGRATS ON THE LACK OF GENDER BY THE WAY- I MEAN THAT.
FUCK YOU I'M ALLOWED TO BE MAD FOR A NIGHT BEFORE THE SOPOR SLIME TAKES ME. BUT. THANK YOU. FOR THE FEW TOLERABLE PIECES OF THIS LATEST POST.