Ugh, the urge to 8ackhand pimp-smack some poor sap then roughly make-out with them is always in the 8ack of my pan. I have 0 shame posting this. #suggestive
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LIE ABOUT THAT.
Well I wouldn't 8e as fun, duh. Sorry I'm not an insecure loser like you! Grow a 8ulge!
SAYS THE MOST INSECURE FUCKING LOSER IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. AND FOR FUCK'S SAKE, SERKET, STOP WHINING ABOUT MY BULGE.
Okay, first off! Ew, wouldn't whine a8out the lack of something, I'd just point it out. Secondly, it's RICH when you talk a8out insecurity!!!!!!!! Have fun curling into a 8all under covers and watching whatever weird and shitty romcoms you have, I'll 8e 8usy "pushing P" as I've heard Dave state.
ALRIGHT, SERKET. KEEP PROVING MY FUCKING POINT. I WILL IN FACT BE CURLING UNDER BLANKETS AND WATCHING *EXCELLENT* ROMCOMS WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, SO YES, I WILL HAVE FUN. THANK YOU. YOU'RE ODDLY OBSESSED WITH TALKING ABOUT MY BULGE FOR A GUY THAT CLAIMS IT DOESN'T EXIST. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
Took you this long to respond? That's one long ass time to stew on a response! Also I am a massive harlot I will talk a8out anyone's 8ulge, even my own (massive) one. And in terms of what I want from you? To suffer the fate of hearing yourself for a solid 10 minute straight 8ut it's just at least 8 awkward ass past conversations you've had in the last 24 hours on repeat playing over and over again. That's what I want, if you wanted specifics.
I WAS SLEEPING, DIPSHIT. AS PEOPLE TEND TO DO.
Skill issue, just don't sleep. Coward.
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