@carcinoGenetwinkist — #nsfw
KINKS?? I LIKE BEING CHOKED. I GUESS BREATHPLAY IS THE PROPER TERM. IT'S HOT, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S FROM MY GIRLFRIEND SITTING ON MY RECOGNITION SURFACE.
ANON ASKS: "ARE YOU TEAM SQUIRT, OR TEAM CREAM?" A: FOR FUCK'S SAKE. HOW DO I EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM A RESPONSE FOR THIS QUESTION? CREAM, I GUESS.
ANON ASKS: "ARE YOU PERHAPS SINGLE? DO YOU HAVE A SPECIFIC PREFERENCE TO GIRLS OR BOYS OR THEMS?" A: I AM NOT IN FACT SINGLE. I GUESS I MIGHT BE OPEN TO ANOTHER QUAD IF SOMEONE REALLY CAUGHT MY BULB. NOTHING FLUSHED. CASUAL PAILING MIGHT BE FINE. IN TERMS OF PREFERENCE, NOT AT ALL. I'VE FOUND MYSELF DATING MORE WOMEN IN GENERAL, SOMEWHAT DUE TO THE TWO "MEN" I WAS WITH TRANSITIONING. POINT IS-- I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. GENDER IS STUPID.
I LOVE TEASING MY GIRLFRIEND WITH MY TONGUE. FFUUUCK.
HAD ROMANTIC ASS SEX WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. I'M SATISFIED.
COCK SAYS: "KISS ME" A: THEY LITERALLY JUST PUT COCK FOR THEIR USER. OKAY "COCK".
GHH. I JUST WANT HER TO SHOVE MY RECOGNITION SURFACE INTO THE PILLOW SO HARD THAT I CAN'T BREATHE AS SHE POUNDS INTO ME AND DEGRADES ME IN THE SWEETEST VOICE, FORCING ME TO COME OVER AND OVER AND OVER UNTIL MY BODY IS FILLED WITH HER GENMAT INSTEAD OF MINE. SEND CHIT
I GNAWED ON SOME SOPOR SHIT JUST TO HELP ME SLEEP AND NOW I'M HORNYY.
I WANT TO BE PUNISHED *SO* BAD.
LET'S BE REAL HERE. WELL, AT LEAST I WILL BE. A GOOD MAJORITY OF THIS WEBSITE REFUSES TO DISPLAY ANY MINUSCULE AMOUNT OF HONESTY, OR EVEN WORSE, THEY DISPLAY FAR TOO MUCH. YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GETS ME GOING? WHAT METAPHORICALLY STROKES MY BULGE? LOVE. ROMANCE. THE OPTIMAL APPROACH TO GETTING SOME OF MY NOOK IS BRINGING ME A BOUQUET OF ROSES AND OPENING THE CAR DOOR FOR ME. I HAVE THE HIGHEST OF EXPECTATIONS, OKAY? I'M A WHORE BUT NOT A CHEAP ONE.
FUCK. I WANT MY BULGE TO USELESSLY LEAK ONTO MY ABDOMEN AS SHE POUNDS THAT COLOSSAL BULGE INTO MY NOOK OVER AND OVER UNTIL I PHYSICALLY CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. AND THEN SOME, PROBABLY.
I NEED TO SIT DOWN ON HER FACE AND FORCE HER TO LAP AT MY NOOK UNTIL HER JAW HURTS. GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGH.
PLEASE SAY IT'S HORNYPOSTING HOURS I'M SO HORNY.
JUST GOT MY NOOK FUCKING DESTROYED BY HER. HOLY SHIT.
SALIVATING AT THE THOUGHT OF HER BULGE RIGHT NOW.
SOPOR GUMMIES STARING AT ME AND JERKING ME OFF RIGHT NOW.
WATCHING THIRTY MINUTES OF FUNNY CAT VIDEOS AFTER EATING HER OUT. SOMETIMES LIFE ISN'T SO UNBEARABLY HORRIFIC.
BIG. VEEERRRYYY BIG.
I'M NOT A FUCKING COWARD SO I GUESS I'LL BULGEPOST NOW. [THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.]
WHEN ARE #BULGEPOSTING HOURS. #NSFW
#THREESOME ? @ARACHNIDSGALVANIZED @TURNTECHGIRLHEAD#2625 #NSFW
I NEED TO FUCK MYSLEF BUT IN THE SELFCEST WAY AND PREFERABLY ONE OF THE BUFF ONES BUT ANY WILL DO. #NSFW
I REALLY NEED TO GET BNENT OVER A COUTNER AND POUNDED OHH MY GODDD LIKEKEE I'M A WHORE. #NSFW
SEEING HER INITIALS CARVED INTO MY HIP MAKES ME SO FUCKING HAPPY, GOD. #NSFW #NSFWE ?
CURLING UP IN BED UNDER HEATED BLANKETS AFTER GETTING PAILED HARD AS FUCK IS THE BEST FEELING EVER. SORE AS FUCK AND I DON'T EVEN CARE. #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
CARVING HEARTS INTO HER WITH A DAGGER ISN'T SOMETHING I THOUGHT I'D BE INTO BUT HOLY SHIT. SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS. #NSFW #NSFWE #GORE ?? #ILOVEMYGIRLFRIEND
GENUINELY ABOUT TO HUMP THIS PILLOW. #NSFW #HORNYPOSTING
PRESSING ON THE MARKS SHE LEFT ON ME AND CRAVING MORE. FUCK MY LIFE. #NSFW #NSFWE ???? #AMIAWHOREFORTHIS
GETTING PAILED HARD BY GORGEOUS WOMAN WITH A STRAP IS THE CURE TO INSOMNIA. I FUCKING SOLVED IT. #NSFW
SHEE FELL ALSLEP WITH IT IN M E ):B #SADMEKMTNS #SUBSTANCE #NSFW #GHH
M Y BULGE. HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AZKPRTTM0CNYBN8T/BULGEE.PNG #NSFW #SUBSTANCE
DOLL JUST GOT A STRAPLESS STRAP TO USE ON ME SINCE SHE GOT BOTTOM SURGERY. #WINNING #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
IT'S REALLY FUCKING DISGUSTING TO HAVE A VIDEO OF YOURSELF MASTURBATING SITTING IN YOUR CAMERA ROLL. HUMILIATION RITUAL. #NSFW
SOLLUX CAPTOR HAS TAO BULGES BEFSYEE THEYTE BOTH REALLY SMALL HE HE NEEDED TO COMPENSATE. #NSFW
MY BULGE IS FUCKING FROWNING. I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING PAILED HARD IN A BAR BATHROOM TONIGHT. GH. #NSFW
PEOPLE WHO SAY SELFCEST IS WRONG AND THEN JERK OFF ARE HYPOCRITES. #NSFW
NEED THAT NOOK #NSFW
DAVE, JOHN, AND I ARE PLAYING MINECRAFT BUT EVERY TIME JOHN DIES WE FUCK HER HARD. #NSFW
SPITROASTING. PLEASE. FUCK PLEASE I NEED IT #NSFW
SOMETIMES I WISH MY GIRLFRIENDS WOULD LOOK THROUGH MY ROMANCE NOVELS AND READ THE HIGHLIGHTED PAILING CHAPTERS. MAYBE THEY'D LEARN A THING OR TWO. #NSFW
GET THIS. PUSSY DIAGRAM. HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/1CICXOX.PNG #PUSSYPOSTING #NSFW
THERE'S SOMETHING SO FUCKING SATISFYING ABOUT THE WAY A HUMAN BULGE BULLIES ITS WAY INTO A NOOK. I DON'T KNOW. I'M READING A LOT OF NOVELS. #NSFW
I'M THE LUCKIEST TROLL EVER CONSIDERING I HAVE A HUMAN MATESPRIT WITH A DICK AND PUSSY. THANKS ECTOMACHINE. #NSFW
RUMBLESPHERES. SEND CHIT. #NSFW?
THERE IS BILE IN MY THROAT AS MY POINT STUBS GRACE THIS WRETCHED KEYBOARD. MY BLOOD PUSHER IS FILLED WITH SUCH IMMEASURABLE FURY THAT MY BULGE COULD SPEW GALLONS UPON GALLONS OF STIFF VOMIT ACROSS EVERY SQUARE INCH OF MY MISERABLE SHARED RESPITEBLOCK. BY THE END OF THIS, THERE WILL BE NO "KARKAT VANTAS". NEVER AGAIN. #TAGSCANNOTDESCRIBETHIS #GGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #VIOLENCE ? #NSFW ?
I WAS GOING TO SURPRISE DAVE WITH SOMETHING SEXY AND THIS FUCK PESTERS ME TO SAY SHE'S NOT GOING TO BE HOME BECAUSE SHE'S "GOING BACK TO YESTERDAY". WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN. EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE. #NSFW
I'M TRYING TO PAIL SOME STRIDER AND HE KEEPS COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW EVERYONE WANTS TO PAIL HIM. SHOULD I JUST LEAVE. #NSFW
WHY DOES EVERY PYROPE WANT TO PAIL MY GIRLFRIEND. I DON'T FUCKING LIKE THAT. #NSFW ??