LET'S BE REAL HERE. WELL, AT LEAST I WILL BE. A GOOD MAJORITY OF THIS WEBSITE REFUSES TO DISPLAY ANY MINUSCULE AMOUNT OF HONESTY, OR EVEN WORSE, THEY DISPLAY FAR TOO MUCH. YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GETS ME GOING? WHAT METAPHORICALLY STROKES MY BULGE? LOVE. ROMANCE. THE OPTIMAL APPROACH TO GETTING SOME OF MY NOOK IS BRINGING ME A BOUQUET OF ROSES AND OPENING THE CAR DOOR FOR ME. I HAVE THE HIGHEST OF EXPECTATIONS, OKAY? I'M A WHORE BUT NOT A CHEAP ONE.
dude thats deep as fuck just like something else lmfao #needdat though
HAHAHEHAHAH. I GIGGLED AT THAT SHIT. ALSO, I HAVE A FEELING THAT YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. (:B
stfu you cornball. but yeah maybe
honestly i lovve this for you. and you're right.
FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH AN AMPORA. THANKS.
im sorry for havvin a fat bulge and correct opinions. im not big on flowwers but emotional maturity is hot. (do not point out any perceivved irony in that statement)
NO. *I'M* SORRY FOR HAVING AN EVEN FATTER BULGE AND THE BEST OPINIONS.