@carcinoGenetwinkist — #hornyposting
LET'S BE REAL HERE. WELL, AT LEAST I WILL BE. A GOOD MAJORITY OF THIS WEBSITE REFUSES TO DISPLAY ANY MINUSCULE AMOUNT OF HONESTY, OR EVEN WORSE, THEY DISPLAY FAR TOO MUCH. YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GETS ME GOING? WHAT METAPHORICALLY STROKES MY BULGE? LOVE. ROMANCE. THE OPTIMAL APPROACH TO GETTING SOME OF MY NOOK IS BRINGING ME A BOUQUET OF ROSES AND OPENING THE CAR DOOR FOR ME. I HAVE THE HIGHEST OF EXPECTATIONS, OKAY? I'M A WHORE BUT NOT A CHEAP ONE.
FUCK. I WANT MY BULGE TO USELESSLY LEAK ONTO MY ABDOMEN AS SHE POUNDS THAT COLOSSAL BULGE INTO MY NOOK OVER AND OVER UNTIL I PHYSICALLY CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. AND THEN SOME, PROBABLY.
I NEED TO SIT DOWN ON HER FACE AND FORCE HER TO LAP AT MY NOOK UNTIL HER JAW HURTS. GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGH.
PLEASE SAY IT'S HORNYPOSTING HOURS I'M SO HORNY.
GENUINELY ABOUT TO HUMP THIS PILLOW. #NSFW #HORNYPOSTING