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I Am Going To Beat You Over The Pan With Songs From Laurel Hell. You Just Didn't Get It When It Came Out. Give It Another Chance. https://open.spotify.com/track/4vynzbmi3ixv9mlttd9nkc?si=cpbjmbvyray2hgguhogkxq
basically what we're gonna do is dance #sneakernight
its all about the he said she said bullshit
I BELIEVE IN #SWITCHRIGHTS.
Something something Whispering sWeet nothings into your ear as I grind into you, I don't knoW I'm kind of running out of material here. I need some prompts or something. #NsfW
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alright, thank you, karkat. i could try taking up dancing again… that would 8e cool.
regular show s4e2 is actually so fucking incredible
we stay fucking winning im so excited
yA'Ll rEaLlY DoN'T EvEn uNdErStAnD ThE LiKe aPpEaL Of dOm/sUb pLaY. iT'S ToTaLlY AbOuT ThE ReLeAsE Of cOnTrOl. TrUsTiNg a mOtHeRfUcKeR To tAkE CaRe oF YoU. wHo's tHe mOsT CoNtRoLlInG SpAzZpAn iN ThIs bItCh? DiRk. MoThErFuCkIn'. sTrIdEr. JaKe gOt tHaT LiKe nUrTuRiNg tHiNg aBoUt hIm mAn. To lIkE Be tRuStEd wItH ToTaL SuBmIsSiOn aNd mOtHeRfUcKiNg dEvOtIoN, nOt eVeRyOnE CaN HaNdLe tHaT ShIt. nOt eVeN GeTtInG InTo tHe lIkE DoMiNaTe bOtToM AnD OnE ThAt's lArGeR. bEiNg fUcKiNg cAnNiBaLiZeD AnD YeR SeNsEs oVeRwHeLmEd. BeInG CoNsUmEd bY SoMeOnE ThAt mOtHeRfUcKiN' aDoReS YoU. yOu bEiNg tHe oNlY MoThErFuCkIn' ThInG ThAt mAtTeRs tO ThEm. TsK. Ya'lL lIvE VeRy dUlL PaIl lIvEs i'm aFrAiD )o: #ThEyBoThSuCk #NsFw
big. warm. bubblebath.
i can’t believe you would do this to me babe said with love and despair
i have never cried this hard at a movie oh my godddd
means you make me crazy happy
concept: touching themself to the thought of you you being so desired that even when you dont know it they are scrolling your account looking at selfies rereading dms even just looking at the notifications of you liking their chitts is enough thats how obsessed they are just to have a piece of you to admire while they play with themself theres no way you could know how often it happens but you cant help thinking about leaving out dirty clothes for them to steal whenever they come over just in case they want something real against their nose when they finish next time (tags: Reader/Anonymous, masturbation, obsession, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, #nsfw, #rankworks, musk, flushcoded, no quads mentioned, archive rating: M)
i’m a cool girl im a strong girl
jesus christ doll lock in
I love heavyset women!!!!!!!!!
(〃＞＿＜;〃) Update on the crab bush: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. THERE ARE OVER 10000 BABY CRABS SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME THEY'RE PILING AT THE CITY CENTER OF OUTGLUT AND I THINK THEY JUST KIDNAPPED A TROLL. ∑ヾ(￣0￣;ﾉ TO THE TROLL WHO HAD BEEN CRAB-NAPPED: I AM SO SORRY!!!
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 8 PART 하나 The chefs are woken in the middle of the night with recordings of Chef Belier. He teaches the chefs his own methods for creating a variety of vegan dishes. Apparently this is on the request of the valedictorian speaker at the commencement cereomny they will be catering. The lessons are actually very informative and inspiring, but it quickly becomes apparent that there are a *lot* of lessons. As in, you will not get to sleep before dinner prep a lot of lessons. SURVIVING AND LEARNING VIM, HUB (Low is good!), IMG Vixroy Altrom (5, 9, 9) Meenah Peixes (8, 12, 8) Junoia Covela (5, 3, 7) Lorn Ryder (12, 6, 13) Vixroy struggles with the vegan dishes and to stay awake through the entire thing. Meenah keeps her cool and learns, but her HUBRIS keeps her from entirely absorbing the lessons. Junoia has flashbacks to hell week studying. Lorn manages not only to remain in peak form, but takes away new lessons in cooking that will stick with them even after the show.
Reciting my #AngelsNutritionblock mantra. I will not threaten a Drone Strike if Meenah does not do well on #angelsnutritionblock. I will not threaten a Drone Strike if Meenah does not do well on #angelsnutritionblock. I will not threaten a Drone Strike if Meenah does not do well on #angelsnutritionblock. I will not threaten a Drone Strike if Meenah does not do well on #angelsnutritionblock. I will not threaten a Drone Strike if Meenah does not do well on #angelsnutritionblock.
We're still bringing back the 5 caegar footlong, by the way.
MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS. It has come to my attention that my profile picture was misleading. While I previously used it to appeal to my human constituents, I see this was now in error. Many believed me to be human and compared me to my Earth counterpart, Obama. I am not human. Let me be clear; my name is Barak Trollbama. I am Alternian, an olive-blood, and I am soon to be 30 sweeps old. I am the current President of Earth-C, and was democratically elected. My thanks go out to @naughtyTechnician, who was kind enough to retake my profile picture to show my true likeness. I hope this announcement clears some things up. I apologize for the confusion my images have caused. I have attached an additional image to help show my likeness. Thank you for your time. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/selfie.png
i might actually be the luckiest girl alive i have never been so happy lmao
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👻🐇💤 🦎😑
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It’s #DroneSeason and I’m a little toasted. This poor motherfucker doesn’t even know what he’s walking into. #substance #NSFW
😂😂 https://file.garden/adx3jxdfCBC6Cm8E/image_2026-05-19_191055339.png https://c.tenor.com/fvKiHpHMSjIAAAAd/tenor.gif
5️⃣ 😡😡😡💝💝💝 🦎💝👺🎀🔵 https://forms.gle/5bjtuxCkvKi1roJK9 https://file.garden/adx3jxdfCBC6Cm8E/ask%20casey/image_2026-05-19_180752192.png https://c.tenor.com/ADbrzuqOL-gAAAAd/tenor.gif
4️⃣ 🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱😱😱😱 https://forms.gle/5bjtuxCkvKi1roJK9 https://file.garden/adx3jxdfCBC6Cm8E/ask%20casey/image_2026-05-19_163551142.png https://media1.tenor.com/m/AjHs4GU8rLsAAAAC/among-us-imposter.gif
I am willing to accept a large variety of “Hear me Out”s. However, if I ever see a fucking Ampora on that list who hasn’t gone through a minimum of 3 sweeps of therapy, I’m shooting you with a gun. It is for the greater good, I promise.
always interesting to find someone has me blocked! not really a worry people gotta curate their stuff. just surprising.
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: NEW POLICY! I am proud to announce a #NewPolicy due to the beginning of #DroneSeason. All trolls who choose not to participate in Drone Season will NO LONGER be at-risk for being culled. It is completely legal to choose to practice abstinence during this time. You need only fill out the form labeled "NO BITCHES" found on the Gray House website. You may submit it either via drone, mail, or in-person. After the form is submitted, Drones will simply turn a blind eye to your #NSFW activities, or lack thereof. Thank you for your time.
Perhaps all the most violent Fuchsia bloods can just have a battle royale amongst themselves, along with others if they choose to participate. Just let them go buck wild on each other. No rules, just hands. I'm talking real #NSFWE shit.
yall join casey’s among us now code is iixtwg #amongus
hell yeah
never said it was i can still enjoy the fine arts karkat
someone give me yaoi and yuri role please i am yaoi and yuri supporter #ilovemenkissing #andwomentooidontdiscriminate
I Am Very Happy To Hear That You Are Succeeding
//already drew a new pfp cuz the old one was bugging me bluhbluhbluh......... his moe https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/newcherry.png
IT GETS SO FUCKING COLD IN MY MEMORESPITEBLOCK IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY. AND IT STILL ISN'T HELPING. ]:B
kanayas are nice. obviously not all of them are the same but they don't get enough credit.
can we kill gale (don’t tell me if he actually dies) #violence but it’s a movie
i fucking love the hunger games
maybe
stayed up all night and slept all day the nurses hate me lmao
so my fiancé made us in the sims last night. i look so fucking gorgeous how have i never seen myself like that. his insert is so fucking handsome too, like the fuck do you mean he looks good in every media, game and real life?? i'm literally so gay.
It is officially #DroneSeason. This is, of course, an #NSFW topic. I have heard it referred to as a “mating season” of sorts.
nanna found dead in the bronx. #notclickbait #restinpeacemygrannyshegothitbyabazooka
i’m so fucking cool
this chick https://i.postimg.cc/fLjfj2CY/Untitled1084-20260518010937.png (art by me :D)
i love him so fucking much im gonna fall apart <3
i’m okay babe someone’s just being fucking dumb
I WANNA GNAW ON MY MATESPRIT.
Weirdly, the trend of #holeposting is actually unrelated to Drone Season. Although humans SHOULD be prepared for drone season, as it the most common mating season for most trolls.
catch me with rubber gloves there to help you dawg
ggjejrkgkfmrkdf
wyd when our gang pull up?? 😈😈‼‼ h☭☭ps://file.garden/zvzdv8pdjfn☭iih☭/gang.png
literally every time you have the chance with her that's all you two watch. i'm never complaining, since it makes choices so much easier! like take yesterday for an example. i take casey out and ask if she wants to eat. we're walking as i'm naming restaurants near by, and she points with the happiest chirp! thats huge!! it's like her first words!
the more casey hangs around karkat, the more i notice her sounding too similar to pascal from tangled. she may not be able to speak english (yet), but she does a great job communicating, and i couldn't be more proud of her.
HUMANS! I would like to alert you that troll mating season will soon be upon us. If you notice an increase in #NSFW activity during the season, please note that is entirely normal. The season will be over in a quarter of a sweep. Your understanding is appreciated.
revolu☭ion! nex☭ week! ge☭ exi☭ed
tHaNkS MaN, gOtTa bE FuCkInG DiReCt tO GeT WhAt yOu fUcKiNg wAnT. eAsY ShIt tO LiVe bY. dUnNo hOw mOtHeRfUcKeRs bE AlL DeMuRe aNd cOy aBoUt sHiT AlL ThE TiMe. HoNk! WhAt dOn't pIsS YoU OfF BrO?
(O: gOtTa bE SuRe bRo, AiN'T WaNnA Be vAgUe lIkE ThE ReSt oF ThE MoThErFuCkErS On hErE.
kInDa iNtO ThAt mOtHeRfUcKeR (o:
<3<3<3<3<3<3 love you jackass
this is the thanks i get huh lmao
we living the dream with this one
i’ve finally earned my badge im so proud of myself im so happy
let’s fucking gooo chittr my dick is finally finally gone this is an amazing day #suggestive but not really because it’s just me celebrating my surgery being successful lmao
i juust woke up i’ll probably go back to sleepsoon what the fuckb
@carcinogenetwinkist lol
also before i go in i wanna shoutout karkat for not even noticing how red i was i’m so fucking funny https://i.postimg.cc/rvsjkmzy/img-2303.jpg
mm... something kind of hot about laying shirtless on your stomach and allowing your partner to write whatever they want on your back. poems... little musings... swirling lines of possession over you... simple i love yous... just drawing along the curves of your muscles... #nsfw
whatever fuck those guys surgery is in 5 hours im so fucking hyped
taking down that photo of my tits because only my men get to see that now #nsfw
this is really fucking funny to look back on
i also found out i like girls, that’s cool. i’m a girl and i like girls.
@curiousClowder since you were the only suggestion on the what to do post. #nsfw warning [pictured, jinx, standing before the camera. she is topless, only her torso and the lower half of her face visible. the blush is obvious. her admittedly modest bust smooshed together by her hands, which vaguely shapes her tits into a heart. she has bunny faced pasties over her nipples.] there. is this yuriful? i feel very silly!
amogos neow PDHEWG
for all the yuriful folk out there here's a girl kiss. [a brief video, Jinx grinning, her eyes sparkling with mischief. she leans over the camera, and there's an audible smooch, positioned just so that from the perspective of the viewer it's like they got a kiss on the forehead. jinx leans back, then grins with a wink. the video ends.] god this is dumb. :P
I Am Playing A "dress Up Game" It Is Quite Fun
lemme give you that stridick B) #nsfw #FreakOfTheWeek
i’m so normal about men #normal
they call me tomodachi life because im living the dream
mmmmm sharp teeth piercing through my skin wait whatwho the hell said that #suggestive
btw does anyone still wanna play cards against humanity im lowkey bored
fat boy dont be afraid to get on top #IfHeDiesHeDies
tried unhating a chit and instead it rehated it so i notified that person that i hated it 3 more times i am so done bro
just your average dave but bi and poly he any pronouns he dont care adhd, #tw anorexia, a serious life threatening case of coolness nsfw/erp : sure yes boundaries : dni darkship, thats it ships : davekat, davejohn, johndavekat, daverezi, davejade. idm any other ships (besides the obvious) https://file.garden/aaOqt9nhRXssHfX-/b70514f77f499a2c66cf8ef850d1ff5b.jpg
for #yuriday im sharin on e of my favorite songs by a woman music artist because shes wonderful https://open.spotify.com/track/1a19jsjG2DvbN1fVJonKUU?si=d167cb8d29f74abf
yurihour and im all over men i am so sorry chittr
horny on Main this horny on Main that i Want yearning on Main!!! i Want to stare starry eyed and bushy tailed at a strong troll to carry Me around and give Me fruit!!! #nsfW
we should do cards against humanity sometime that’d be funny as fuck
HAILO TROLL FRIENDSSS! Concerned troll heree!! I have wwoken up to a wweird message by a troll with a smirk devious enough to run your scales- I meannnn,, run shivers up one's spine!! I am making this an official report to be on the look out for this troll!! #vweryscared #thistrollsmells https://file.garden/af5jCCnTFCHPTflq/Illustration27.png
bulge #suggestive
love it when my wife #mywife rips a hole through the time space continuum just to visit me and give me a little kiss on the cheek
thre is no fucking Way evryone on hre is supr attractive and MeanWhile iM ovr hre all chonky and shit
i think... i miss my matesprit.
i fucking love among us shoutout to everyone i played with tonight
gotta think about the lsd of it all #substances
Oh I just heard it was #WizardWednesday, my bad. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/wizard.png
ROUND 11 I LOVE THIS FUCKING GAME @arachnidsGalvanized FUCK YOU BITCH @cuttlefishCrusher https://i.imgur.com/g5sEkXo.png
round eight honeycomb no deaths
<3<3<3<3 you dragged me out of it being any longer, thank you, hummingbird.
i've returned, surprisingly in all my singular glory. what all did i miss?
i think i need a real good dicking down, fuuuuck. #nsfw
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oh btw surgery this friday im hyped
being grabbed by the waist and pulled into their body. #suggestive
LOOK, WE ALL WERE CRINGE AND STUPID WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER FUCK JUST LOOK AT MY DUMBASS YOUVE CHANGED AND SO HAVE I SO I DON'T REALLY CARE HOW STUPID WE ALL WERE WHEN YOUNGER ALL THAT MATTERS IS NOT BEING A DUMBASS NOW
ESTROGEN IS THE ONE THING KEEPING ME GOING
:33< imeowgine trying to jerk off with the midas touch dick just purrns to gold while hard? :33< thats GOTTA suck :33< #nsfw
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SORRY THIS TOOK ME SO LONG I NEEDED TO GET SOME TETHER AS A LIST. 1. 50 FIRST DATES. 2. HOW TO LOSE A DATE IN 10 SOLAR CYCLES 3. HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU 4. MY BIG FAT ALTERNIAN ROMANCE 5. I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED A KISMESISSHIP JUST TO NAME A FEW.
:33< im thinking about #girlbulge again as i am all day efurry day :33< its the best! :33< #nsfw
GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE #grumbleposting
I should be allowed to live off of shitty chinese food, cheesy bread, and whipped cream and chocolate exclusively.
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on a personal note - ever7one's alwa7s after sex. and don't get me wrong, it's a lot of fun! but post sex (uddles? drifting off to sleep in the arms of someone 7ou adore? that's as good as the fu(king. ma7be even better #nsfw
AND? AT LEAST HE COULD GET A RELATIONSHIP. YOU LITERALLY KILLED BOTH OF YOURS.
r34lly? not 3v3n 4 l1ttl3?? WOW… hum4n b1z 1s m4d gn4rly, m1n1v4n. th4t’s why 1 k33p my horns out of 1t! … 4s much 4s 1 c4n, 4nyw4y.
h3yyy! g4m3grl h3r3: just 4 r3m1nd3r th4t th3r3’s 4ctu4lly 4 dm f34tur3 on h3r3 for 4ll your bl4ckrom fl1rt1ng n33dz!! just 1n c4s3 you forgot, 4h4h4. l1k3, 1t’s fr33 4nd 3v3ryth1ng, 1t’s sooo cr4zy. you should tot3z us3 1t!! #gross
2000 bees coming to your hive eridan you better fucking watch out
if your name is eridan ampora you should die
I Love Each And Every One Of Them And I Would Not Have It Any Other Way ♡
The Grubs Are Quite Rowdy Tonight I Am Attempting To Wrestle Them All To Bed But This Clutch Was Significantly Large And They Are Difficult To Wrangle #motherduties
ur eyes are an ocean. ur tits, also an ocean. #nsfwv
The Headcanon Bot Is Very Fascinating It Is Too Bad I Do Not Have A Single Thought To Give To It
You Aught To Find A Blanket My Dear I Would Not Want You To Grow Ill
It Is Alright Thank Goodness You Had Me To Guide You
Clearly You Create Rocks So Heavy You Cannot Lift Them Karkat
Then I Hope Things Only Go Up From Here Karkat You Know I Am Always Rooting For You And Should You Ever Need To Talk I Am Only A Message Away
holy shit i want one
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<< Hello! Consider this an intro and description. This Kanaya has never experienced the game, she grew in a different way. She ascended to a different sort of godhood- she is the Mother Goddess, she will take any and all under her wing. She is associated with motherhood (obviously), fertility, and virginhood. However, she is no Saint! NSFW warning for future posts, including topics of sex, body parts, pregnancy, birth, and possible gore! You have been warned! >> << She loves all she deems worthy, which is any who isn't a total weirdo or misogynistic. Her quadrants are all open, she will experiment but should she ever find true love she will be incredibly loyal. >> << Feel free to dm at any time! She will always answer. Don't hesitate to interact! >>
in my )(eart and soul i miss rarity
📛😲😬😰⁉️⁉️⁉️ https://file.garden/adx3jxdfCBC6Cm8E/fritstbadgeg.png
the d0m gets t0 use the safew0rd t00 #nsfw
The things I would let a southern old man with money do to me for free. #nsfw
aight i warned yall #nsfw #suggestive #hornyposting god i wanna get stuck between them again. i can't stop thinking about the way they completely take me apart until i can't think of anything else. they're both so damn good at it too. john has no right being that good with his dick when he was a virgin dork before we started dating but hey he is the fuckin hero i guess. karkat flips quadrant so smoothly it's like i don't even know what hit me. butters me up, works me open so slowly, and then he grabs me by the throat just right and fucks me into the mattress. the biting and clawing is such a damn good bonus. and fuck, man, aftercare kings too. i get all weird and panicky if i'm fucked too hard but they always known how to ease me down slowly and make me feel better after. fuck. i'm so fucking tiny next to these two too it's so fucking unfair hammerkind was supposed to suck
PLEASE STAY SAFE, KARKAT. I'M GRATEFUL YOU ALL ARE HAPPY TOGETHER.
gOoD FoR YoU BrOtHeR hApPy tO SeE A MoThErFuCkEr wInNiNg (O:
1 4PPR3C14T3 1T!! DONT B3 SO P1TCHY, K4RK4T >:]
bec used to say i was neurodivergent! whatever that means!!
https://file.garden/adx3jxdfCBC6Cm8E/cldntdowitoujtu.png 💪🦎
#nsfw edgin my phone by keepin it on 5 percent n chargin it when it hits 1
you did a good job
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people hating my #suggestive and #nsfw chitts you know there's a blacklist right
I'm sorry for your loss, Karcrab 38( If t)(ere's anyt)(ing I can do to )(elp you feel betta, don't be afraid to ask!
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WH4TD 1 DO!!! 1M OK4Y 4ND 1M GL4D YOU 4R3 TOO!
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trolls are some of the freakiest people i've ever met. you guys are into some crazy stuff and i'm all here for it! :D #nsfw
Have you ever focused on what isn't there? Something interesting might happen. But hey, that's just a theory.
i really would love to play in the fitenite space but like. it's just not my scene. the combat i get into to begin with is already enough to make me want to nap for a bajillion years.
The Term Good Girl Has Absolutely Destroyed My Rational Thinking #suggestive
oh yeah i got a promotion today lmao now i can pay for my surgery even faster #almostthere
they dont let me fight knight any more in account of my.frail bones
A great meeting with my constituents. Thank you both, @controversialMilk & @naughtyTechnician, for sharing your opinions! https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqus/obamna.png
OBJECTION! there are some trolls
gog damn it gog forbid a woman wants to get water without being grubsat. ♪
sh0uld i p0st a picture 0f my thighs. discuss . #nsfw
i want someone on top of me so i can really see the bulge on their stomach and the look on their face when i push against their womb #nsfw
Upon further investigation, I have gotten to know the race known to populate this platform which are trolls! Hello, trolls!
I don't know what that means but thank you! I might ask Sweetie Belle, oh this new filly slang is very hard to keep up with.
I miss my wife. I miss her a lot. #YEARNING
you can go your whole life not giving a fuck about one specific thing and sooner or later you will have to give a fuck about it
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https://media1.tenor.com/m/q-cc9kc1ussAAAAd/gecko.gif 💚💛
all i need is estrogen and weed and maybe a nice burger. #substance #hungry
world is beautiful ive never been mad about anything once
i need him. i need him in me. sometimes i just want to cuddle while he slowly thrusts in me, having me whimpering under his control. i need him to tease me and pull out the moment i almost get the sweet release. and then he waits for a minute before fucking me harder. i just. really need this. i know i have a vow. but fuck it. he's worth breaking it for. i miss him. ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
i would love to be tied up. unable to do anything but squirm and plead while i’m used by my partner. it gives me a thrill just thinking about it. ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
Yeah, even I can't agree with this one, dude. You're on your own here.
HEY CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FIND THIS GUY AND [explode his skin off] I WILL PAY YOU SO MUCH CAEGAR YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS POWER RANGER BULLSHIT GOING ON?
:33< one like and ill do a bush reveal :33< #nsfw
I / Am / A Good Boy, And Even Though I Don't Need My Collar Tightened To Remind Me, I Still Crave The Burn Of It Constricting Just A Little Too Tight. #nsfw #nsfc
a back massage would fix every mental illness i have (it wont)
:33< huh oh yeah sorry mew caught meow thinking about #girlbulge again! :33< sorry nyat sorry :33< #nsfw
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ts bmo
The ruler of the universe (BMO) now welcomes all and loves everyone no matter their shape color or size!
The ruler of the universe (BMO) says everyone should be kind to trans people!!!
they should make an apple pepsi flavor
♨𝒜w, 𝐼'ෆ s✿ glad it was﹗ 𝒮uch an h✿n✿r t✿ help y✿u ✿ut﹗﹗﹗ ♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎
BMO is playing dress up!!
Everyone should be getting notices soon in their direct messages with their acceptance and directions to the gala! If you miss the DM notification I'll be sure to release a large list of everyone who was accepted to notify you directly!
hours later and i'm still yearning for him. a certain person from my timeline. i'm still thinking it's like an embarrassing secret. i'm just... so fond of him. i want to see him again. maybe even... kiss him? ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
(i guess you are what you eat, 8itch.)
Drawing is hard. What’s up? https://i.postimg.cc/RZ5xhpt0/IMG-2243.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/2l0IriA.jpeg @chillerAficionado 🥰🥰🥰💐💐
your mom wants to tug my wires like some broads hair #nsfw
Hehe! My pronouns are
Sir, yes sir! One spine snapper coming rig)(t up!
PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST. MAYBE A BAD DECISION IF MY GUTS ARE CORRECT BUT IT TASTED GOOD SO WHO GIVES A FUCK REALLY.
hope i get accepted. i might now have ever 8een associated with those guys, 8ut they seem cool.
THESE EARLY MOMENTS IN CHITTR'S DOWNTIME REALLY FEEL LIKE THEY'RE FOR THE GIRLS. IT'S NOTHING BUT WOMEN AND MY GRUMBLY ASS OUT HERE- HOPE YOU LADIES ARE HAVING FUN.
wow the joke just flew over your head like a blue angel man
:33< ive got a jug of crude oil who wants it bidding starts at $3
hashtag need that 8ulge. #suggestive
Important reminder to take your medication and go to bed. Any thoughts you have past 8pm is the DEVIL talking—no, your friends do not hate you.
god john egbert really is the best guy ever, why can’t i be as cool as him
🤪
taking casey out for a little "mother-daughter date" today, she got upset and nearly woke up karkat with her crying (she really misses dad, we moved in the new house).
sometimes i just like watching my girl post on here, because what do you mean she likes lord english and jack noir?? no shame to her, i love casey to death and i will die for her.
look who's already on the grind. > The following attachment contains a selfie, where Casey (@viceroybubblesVsalamancr) is laying on top of j.eg with her tablet held above her face. j.eg seems to have just woken up, squinting as she takes the photo. Both are wearing cute matching blue pajamas. I'm just too lazy to draw this right now...
honey, i don't want it to fade there's things that i know could get in the way i don't want to say goodbye and i think that we could do it if we tried clairo - sofia #lyricposting
:33< #girlbulge!!! :33< #nsfw
F9r my first p9st, I shall 6e talking a69ut the f9ll9wing t9pics. chittr’s clear disregard f9r mutant representati9n, the hem9spectrum, hem9nym9us an9nymity am9ngst 9ther things that are wr9ng with chittr. It is clear t9 me that the 9nly selecti9n in the main pr9file edit, has n9 f9rm 9f stating if y9u are 9ff spectrum 9r ‘ (VERY pr96lematic term, highly triggering t9 s9me, 6e warned)’ Mutant 9r human. It 9nly g9es fr9m rust t9 an9nym9us which is highly upsetting and disregards the feelings 9f 69th me and my pr9ud lineage and against humans as a species. Theref9re, I inquire if it sh9uld clearly 6e fixed and added f9r m9re representati9n f9r all species that als9 includes 6ut n9t limited t9, tr9lls, humans, carapacians, lusi and c9ns9rts 9r t9 wh9ever needs representati9n. It is unfair t9wards the general p9pulace that 9nly a few wh9 are actively represented in the c9l9r selecti9n as a wh9le, if y9u are g9ing t9 give me different c9l9rs f9r my text. Why must we as a wh9le ch99se 9nly 6etween the c9l9rs selected f9r just the pr9file itself, this feels like general fav9ritism and 6latantly disrespects every9ne wh9's ‘9ff spectrum’ that wants t9 6e seen and heard. N9w 9nt9 an9ther t9pic, the tagging system is lacking and clearly needs t9 6e implemented pr9perly, tagging sh9uld n9t 6e this hard t9 d9 9r 6e easy t9 miss. P9sts sh9uld aut9matically have a check69x system f9r c9mm9n tags, We sh9uld n9t have t9 actively search 9r l99k f9r pr9per tag warnings. It is a hassle even f9r s9me9ne wh9 uses tags t9 make sure everything is c9vered, which can 6e an extensive list. Seeing as the system l99ks t9 6e 6r9ken I will refrain fr9m talking a69ut the 6l9cking mechanics as that w9uld 6e in 6ad taste. H9wever, I will 6e talking a69ut what seems t9 6e a functi9n that w9rks as intended 6ut can 6e quite irritating. The react quadrant system, 6eing spammed c9nstantly can 6e a nuisance at 6est and pers9nally there sh9uld 6e a 6utt9n that turns it 9ff 9r at least sl9ws the n9tificati9ns d9wn. Kn9wing that pe9ple l9ve t9 spam just t9 spam is triggering and can lead t9 active disputes in already heated situati9ns, this w9uld 6e less 9f a pr96lem if pe9ple did n9t 6latantly disregard 9thers' c9mf9rt. The 6est way I can f9resee dealing with this is 6y either making it easier t9 turn the spam d9wn 9r t9 actively make it g9 away entirely in settings. N9w 9nt9 the w9rst 9ffending t9pic and that w9uld 6e the c9nstant de6auchery that is left untagged in the c9mmented chitts, due t9 the fact y9u cann9t edit them at all. If y9u make even 9ne mistake 9n n9t tagging it y9u are n9w stuck with an untagged mess and that c9uld cause an9ther t9 6ec9me highly unc9mf9rta6le and 9r triggered. I d9n't like t9 use the term ‘pr96lematic’ lightly, 6ut, this is very pr96lematic f9r a s9cial app t9 n9t have the 6asic necessities already 6uilt-in and clearly n9t w9rking as intended. As I intend 9n d9ing 9ther things t9night 6esides stating my 9pini9ns 9n a platf9rm that will clearly n9t check their privileges, I will sign 9ff with all the trigger tags. #HEM9NYM9US #HEM9SPECTRUM #AN9NYM9US #SUGGESTIVE #DE6AUCHERY #PR96LEMATIC #TW #TRIGGERWARNING #TAGS #TAGGING #PR96LEMS #QUADRANTS #PRIVILEGES #HUMANS #LUSI #CARAPACIANS #TR9LLS #MALFUNCTI9NS #UNTAGGED
Insert horny post here. I don't know, use your imagination. #nsfw ?
don't vwanna be an alternian idiot, one vworld controlled by the media...
B33 < if you n33d another watch buddy i would love to but zero purressure
B33 < karkat this is a peak take thank you fur sharing it B33 < the difursity of human romance is so CLAWMPLETELY LOST on the majority of directors who just want a shitty b plot about infidelity or whatefur in their meowvie B33 < have you s33n shape of water B33 < id try to subject you to steven universe but thats purr me self indulgence and also a whole cartoon series B33 < i think youd like peridot
:33< sigh thinking about #girlbulge once again on this fine evening :33< the sight the smell the taste of it... :33< addictive purrfect in efurry way! :33< sigh :33< #nsfw
Nsfw posts aside I am truly a romantic. I promise. I like long walks on the beach and being overall generally fucked up.
dude im SO hungry
I love rechitting shitposts everyone is funnier than me.
I think the monkey on the typewriter theory is proving itself to be more and more true every moment. Some of you people are just saying words.
it’s so strange when other people don’t have the kinks as you 8ecause what do you mean you don’t care that my lipstick is covering your skin and you don’t even care. you’re the hottest person ever???????? #suggestive
his punk ass went to bed before i could finish my whole night is ruined #nsfw
can’t wait for bottom surgery but i gotta say it’s really fucking funny watching this guy get worked up over the thought of some girldick #nsfw
okay bye chat
yo holy shit the birds are fighting outside my window
so the sickle does have a meaning i knew it
im not your dave so best i can do is offer condolences
my *entire* fucking feed is doll right now, shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!
also, the grass is green and the sun is 8right.
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this guy is so fucking ready to see my tits
boob reveal soon #suggestive
well if you say so coming soon
Workers of chittr unite. You have nothing to lose only your caste
my fucking face is covered in blue lipstick. smeared, even. hashtag cocky want boing boing. #nsfw #suggestive
should i start posting my tits or #nsfw
equius, shut the fuck up!!!!!!!! he can take me wherever he wants. asshole.
🎨 my lusus :o] 🎨 https://i.postimg.cc/pdJhpc8R/Beloved-Lusus.jpg
It is raining outside today. If it's raining for you, please wear something warm and carry an umbrella to not get wet! Get cozy with a lovely book, have a nice cup of coffee or tea and I hope you all enjoy your lovely day!
THE PROPER TERMINOLOGY IS "MAKE A FUCKING RESUME," DIPSHIT.
IF YOU'RE *ONE* KIND OF KARKAT, RELATIONSHIP COUNSELTROLL. IF YOU'RE *ANOTHER* KIND OF KARKAT, FUCKING JANITOR.
I think you would do wonderfully as anything that you set your mind to, Karkat!
last night was so goddamn fun, FUCK I’m human gay.
Fine. We’re adding A/B/O. I hope you enjoy your mpreg, fucker.
I am begging you all to please take your medication.
THERE ARE LIKE. THREE GOOD ONES IN MY OPINION. THE OTHERS ARE EITHER FINE OR AWFUL.
38/ Just baycause I t)(ink )(umans are cute and deserve coddles doesn't mean I wanna quad wit)( t)(em immediately!
what should my next sbahj be about
guys keep hating my chits im almost at 3k kull
I must say I also lovve all the transgender trolls walking Alternia, I may not be one myself, but seeing the vvariety of others and their expressions is truly wondrous ⟡ #transpride #transgenderpride
yeah im a lady. ectomachine gave me tits n pussy too #nsfw
she suck me good and hard through my jorts #nsfw
three deaths... https://i.imgur.com/JXTcmdb.png #nsfw
"trans rights" what about my wrongs dont forget about those i didnt really work hard on them but they should still be noted
Happy transpride, as it is kn9wn. I am a trans w9man, and I use she/her strictly. Hell9 t9 all the 9ther 6eautiful trans pe9ple, and I h9pe y9u have a l9vely light 9r night, depending 9n where y9u are.
>+. THAT IS. A HARSH MINECRAFT PUNISHMENT. NICE .+< #nsfw #IHateHim
i support #transrights obwviously, trans wvomen are vwomen, wvhich means im gonna shoot my shot vwith them. i mean her
shes died 3 times already. im so fucking ready
its find my pages friday
>> god you are ડo fuck¡ng r¡ght actua11y, #rech¡tt Man¡feડt¡ng that for you
WShat's up, Chittr? It's me, Troll WSill Smith, and I'm here due to popular request. So if y'all got any questions, pass 'em over here, I got you.
Anime is an important part of human culture.
Someone kick this human off my stage
HUMPING HIS LEG #NSFW
No, we don’t support slavery. Miss Peixes is, in fact, “just a girl.” These things happen, and both my and my administration thanks you for your understanding during this time.
7eah man
B33 < ch33rs ill rechitt that
u know what amen to that
IF RUBBING ALCOHOL FIXES OUTSIDE BOOBOO THEN DRINKING ALCOHOL FIXES INSIDE BOOBOO. #SUBSTANCE
GOOD CH1T
T)(e nook of imperialism )(as been vanquis)(ed by t)(e strong, verile bulge of t)(e rebellion 💙 #nsfw
i really miss my fiancé and fiancée. oh to be sandwiched and seasoned with attention, then to do it to them. as i would probably say, *where my hoes at 💔." #substancetalk #substance #yearning
obama please save us
How am I supposed to GrubTube and eat in these conditions?
I am passing a bill to make the Netflix start-up screen less scary.
Oh, shit. It’s 4/20.
who is this??? @echoBiologist you seeing this? @carcinoGenetwinkist you too??
im. im not doing that. @carcinoGenetwinkist is that how it works? do i have to show my cock now? #nsfw
👋👋👋👋👋
you're my favorite girls too. giggles.
Favorite woman. What a silly question. It's denigrating to all women to even ask it, as if we're ranking them on some arbitrary vallue that YOU get to choose and assign to them? That hardlly seems proper. Perhaps you shoulld be asking the women in your llives how you can make them feell llike your favorite? Be their knight, ready to fight for them, on the battllefielld of war, or in your everyday llives? Anyway, my answer is The Bohemian.
Torture method. I strap you to a chair and make you watch Sailor Moon (1992) in the original English Dub and point out every inconsistency between that and the Japanese Dub along with the Westernization of the anime at the time. Paired with a hundred question quiz at the end. If you fail, you die. #violence ? #anime #sailormoon #magicalgirl
How Are You Going To Be The Second Richest Troll On Alternia And You Can’t Bring Me 40 Boons Grub I Am Crying. Crying Emoji
i was savin this up 4 # tie up ur twink tuesday but after ur last post? i think its fair game ;) @tenaciousTestified #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dd47728bca02.png
woof!
AhaₕₐₐₕahAHHAhaₕₐₐₕahAHHAhaₕₐₐₕahAHHAhaₕₐₐₕahAHHA
♯me when im ♯wiggly
Apologies For My Absence Chat I Remembered I Am Something Called Employed And Also Therefore Paid So Ive Been Getting My Green So To Speak
Also Eridan You Bitch You Still Owe Me 40 Fucking Boons
this motherfucker needs to stop using my name in vain #vagueposting
2 thousand kull score. wow thanks guys
karkat hates my obama bikini
The Lord has favorites, and so do I.
0-0 on fight night didnt even get obamas signature
We should just let someone shoot that Jake with a gun. #fightnight #violence (?)
where did this cat from and why are its paws the force of neutron stars directly on my bladder
I've had a few sweeps and a l9t 9f self-reflecti9n t9 get a great sc9pe 9f things. Picking my 9wn 6attles wisely, what's actually supp9rtive and helpful t9 my friends. WH9 actually wants my advice and help. I still have a l9t 9f myself t9 figure 9ut, and still gr9w c9mf9rta6le with myself and my place in my relati9nships. H9WEVER, I will still harp 9n pe9ple f9r 6ad takes and h9rri6le 9pini9ns. S9metimes, th9se just suck and y9u need t9 6e t9ld y9ur 9pini9n sucks.
i have been granted unfath0mable p0wer. be afraid. 0u0
nO HaTe cAuSe wE MaKe a gOrGeOuS RaInBoW :o) hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/880439C2Dd11.pNg
im literally a trans woman engaged to a woman and a man
if he dropped the soap hed like it lmao
goodnight karkat john double g and obama i love you guys
your definition of salad is loose at best but hey better than mine so cmere salad me up
Here we go! A very simple tier ranking of all the trolls I personally know. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb69a06d11ce.png
you offer me gold when i ask for silver and ask if it's enough??? yes!!! lemme have it!!
fuck raankiing caasstess liike aa losser iim liiviing the dreaam: ii fuckiing love miiiiss. #gaamiing
I THHHINK I'M DEFINITELY MENTALLY PREPARED TO BE AROUND PEOPLE INCLUDING HHHIGHHHBLOODS AND ahhhhhhHHH HHHHHHHHH HHH okay I can cope I can cope thhhis is literally whhhat I went to thhherapy for I can do it hhh hhh hhh
been sayin
:33 < hemospectrum tierlists? thats purretty hmm.... ://
[|87 :: Me t00 karkat. me t00.
yes exactly!
been chewing on a lot of stuff today........
seeing so many people falling in love is cute. it really is nice to see.
MAYOR FUCK YES this guy gets it
THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING MOMENT OF MY LIFE
I JUST HIT THE JACKPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/Screenshot%202026-04-14%20233102.png?v=1776223879714
You can kiss a )(undread buoys in bars S)(oot anotter s)(ot, try to stop t)(e feeling You can spray it's just t)(e way you are Mako a new excuse or a stupid reason W)(ale GOOD LUCK BAB--E! #lyrics
you ever get the feeling you're disappointing somebody?
birthday was great, thank you @turntwinkGodhead and @carcinoGenetwinkist for making my special day all the more special.
Are You Guys Jerking Each Other Off Yet Or What? #nsfw
Good morning, everygoby! Water we all up to today 38)?
#ALLCOLORSWEEK NONE OF YOU ARE POSTING! WHEN I CHECK THE TAG, ONLY MY STUFF SHOWS UP, SO GET TO WORK! HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/5C308A11A6A385D10FD534FB6DF71BE4/CC5B494482B1DC01-0A/S540X810/3F05944B9096965611058FF2F3C8DE01C25DCCD9.PNG
my fiancée just got my a "triple t" birthday cake. what the fuck.
Same. 3|D And if you ever need any moar money, please don't be afraid to ask, alrig)(t? Financial abuse is real abuse 38Y
I, of course, love Bush. But not the politician. #nsfw #joke
gonna be horny on Main cause DaMn. huMan Mouths fucking rule. teeth nice anD Dull, easy for a bulge to sliDe past... can't get enough of it. #nsfw
Please note that even while I file my taxes, I shake with pure unbridled rage. You are never alone with your hatred of the IRS; I am always with you.
Oh Wow. Four Whole Dollars Just For Me. Thank You So Much IRS.
#4/13 #ALLCOLORSWEEK REMINDER THAT ALLCOLORSWEEK HAS BEGUN! POST IMAGES OF YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS REGARDLESS OF BLOOD COLOR OR HEMOSPECTRUM! HAPPY 4/13, JOHN! HTTPS://SCONTENT-LGA3-3.XX.FBCDN.NET/V/T39.30808-6/487807858_1087924953378067_821179918684503361_N.JPG?STP=DST-JPG_S590X590_TT6&_NC_CAT=104&CCB=1-7&_NC_SID=7B2446&_NC_OHC=NYTKDRQVDZGQ7KNVWHSRULN&_NC_OC=ADO1GULYRC5PPZRM9QMLE54VEMJ--R2FKVEA_VH3FKBS9KFNSSVV84LLB_5CEETJZXY&_NC_ZT=23&_NC_HT=SCONTENT-LGA3-3.XX&_NC_GID=BEE2OP9UMTYGPP4PJTXAJG&_NC_SS=7A389&OH=00_AF1RKVSNPTVRP9HFPQZTJBYJMX7HHBF3MYSEHIIJE37KCQ&OE=69E2E63F
hiiii #newprofilepic >X3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c305423e6135.png
everyones always "i support womens wrongs" until im actually wronging them
Probably. Atp if he ain't pickin up what you're puttin down, yknow?
honestly, need someone to force me to hang my head off the bed and throat fuck me. #nsfw
It's important to remember that it doesn't matter if you shimmy, shimmy ay, or shimmy ah. It all leads to the same place: Drake, swalalala.
Hey, chat, vibe check, how do we feel about fishnets?
hope when karkat finally marries me he understands that divorce is absolutely off the table were gonna have to like fight to the death or something if we want out of this relationship #violence ish #nsfw ish
huh. one year older.
evan burger and obama and troll will smith and kendrick lamar save me
:33 < https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fa/6c/be/fa6cbe9a15ef044a7324f5afe097f959.jpg
woah man not a good way to treat a fan ima call up nolan on yo ass
M0NEY M0NEY M0NEY. MUST BE FUNNY, 1N A R1CH TR0LL'S W0RLD. #LYR1CREF
1 M1SS MY FR13ND https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1493090130532110376/ntv870m.png?ex=69ddb40b&is=69dc628b&hm=95d1dd644522dd0df604b6d6d0926e179950441681a0301113bfddf642f958d0 #art
does anyone play instruments here ?! i play guitar and piano. who wants to form a band or like ... be my friend maybe ... /ᐠ.៸៸៸.ᐟ\ /)
oh come on its so obvvious that you are ideal human wwifey material
yo why my girl do me like that #vagueposting
WHEN WILL TROLL WILL SMITH MAKE A CHITTR? THE FANS ARE CALLING.
wow okay yeah i'm starting to see why some people have beefs with their alts.
Weeping over your old chum is a very healthy activity and im tired of pretending its not. The manliest thing you can do is weep.
“ be quiet , i'm dogmaxxing + puppyposting ” ! i asked for chitt ideas ... thanks for the suggestion, dave! /ᐠ > <マ do i look ... cooler?
* They have announced an encore for 🦴eridanweek 🩻
oh hey something we can agree on!
👉🦎🔟 👉🦎🐘
Nothing excessive. Little pocket pistol. 9×17mm rounds. Idiots seem to think bigger is better, when something you could hide on your person is better nine times out of ten. You don't need fucking buckshot for self defense, y'know?
spring! like, they make lil safe for cat ones covered in a fuzzy substance.
DAVES BE LIKE: DON'T MENTION APPLE JUICE AROUND ME. I'LL CUM. #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
CASEY IS HAVING THE TIME OF HER LIFE WITH THESE "SOUND BUTTONS" SHE RANDOMLY OBTAINED. THIS IS A GENIUS IDEA TO UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE WANTS WITHOUT ASKING TOO MANY QUESTIONS AND CONFUSING HER. HER FAVORITE BUTTON AT THIS MOMENT IS " 'SUP," WITH THE OCCASIONAL "CAKE." [|:^)
didnt get these sickass tattoos to keep them hidden https://file.garden/Z8HT17OPQBp0VGw6/tattoo%20tour.png
i find you so funny you react and just now ask. my con air x2 helped, thank you, kar-kar. <3
i guess i do, there's many things i love now. i love everyone, i love my fiancé and financée, i love nic cage...now peace.
my fortune cookie just told me "you love peace." what the fucking kind of fortune is this?
try the ones made oUt of foam instead! mUch more amenable to sharp talons. or an otherwise homogenoUs material.
😥 🐞🐈⬛🖥
> hello, cameron. > hello, hummingbird. - i meant to get a haircut. - i got a present for ya, casey...a little dirty. > casey, sweetie, you take your daddy's present now. > no, no, no, honey. it's okay. > i got a picture, a picture of you. > i got a picture of you, too. happy birthday, darlin'. how do i live without youuuuu... #imnotcryingyouare #conair #quote
i really don't know what to do. there's nothing to do. i don't feel the greatest. https://i.imgur.com/lclEZ31.gif #facereveal?? #doesitevencountifhalfofmyfaceisinmyarm??
whats up with all the women talk what about the men #mlm
ITS BEGINNING TO SEEM LIKE ALL ROBOTS ARE HOT... HELP. #NSFW
writing a beat so ass gamzee dies on the spot
every dave was an omega btw
stop it i dont wanna think about it
😂🦎 "♠️" 🐝🐟👿 🎀🦎✨✨
checks out #nsfw #abo https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/Screenshot%202026-04-08%20233724.png?v=1775705860425
if someone jumps off a bridge the site is going to be in real trouble
I heard those things tasted like ass. No intentions of trying it myself. >8P
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🦀🍎😢😢😢🏡🙏🔜
feast your eyes/glance nuggets/whatever the fuck you have #nsfw ? #suggestive https://file.garden/Z8HT17OPQBp0VGw6/ultimate%20mogger.png
🦎 🦎🦎🦎 🦎🦎 🦎🦎🐇🦎 🦎🦎🦎 🎀✨
😱😱😱😱😊😊😊
life is 2 short 2 be eatin anything u dont wanna! pick those onions off yr burg!! pick those carrots out yr rice!! who caaaaares if ppl think its childish? dont be peer pressured in2 eating fuckin onions!!
come over and maybe ill let you do a bit more #nsfw #suggestive
caught this cryptid in 4k on my camera told harley to stand there and act natural but huge ass mistake because apparently her "natural" is like standing in a way that implies a backstory spanning several timelines i looked through the view finder and immediately felt like i was seein a whole different universe this shot has layers not like depth layers but like narrative layers or sum p sure if i stare at this long enough i unlock side quests #photodump https://file.garden/Z8HT17OPQBp0VGw6/j%20to%20the%20mf%20harley.png
♡♡|GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!! MAY LOVE FIND YOU!!|♡♡
holy shit beep boop lil guy
Apple Jacks is such a sad gay love story. Sigh.
APOOLOGIES , BHUT I STAR.RRTED DRINKIN'G BEFORE BRD. DO THOSE W OMEN REALLY HCAVE "PUSSY IN BIO ?" WH YY IS IT NOT "PUSSY IIN CAPTION?" PERHAP S "PUSSY IN PA NTS?" WHAT IF I WANFTED DICK ? WHERE CCXAN I FIBND THAT.?? #SUBSTANCE #DRINKINGTHOUGHTS #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
i need a man to fuck my throat and then tell me im pretty with my mascara running down my face #nsfw
wok3 up f33l1ng sup3r p3nt up. gott4 b3 som3th1ng 1n th3 w4t3r 1 th1nk. th1s 1s why h4t3r4d3 1s th3 b3st. #nsfw
1k kull score bitches hate me sm icl bro i love these haters thank you
I'd like to slap around a pretty boy. #nsfw
fuck i keep rubbing on my thighs and over marks on my body i really need another night with them again because holy fuckk was it hot #nsfw
i got you
yea i can we could test it out sometime soon if you want
hey karks i can surely help with that hotstuff #nsfw
god i need another taste of them mmmmm #vagueposting #nsfw
kinda wondering how a poly would go with another version of myself and 2 other guys
i wanna be a cowgirl. let me ride you while you choke me <3 #nsfw
yes please
Flirting with an old man first time. Kinda nervous.
NEEDING SOME NEW SHOW RECOMMENDATIONS. #ONLYFORCURIOUS
head pats dont solve everything but they sure do help
they is but like i thought it was gonna give you a change of heart or like let me win in the long run or some shit
People love referencing things that happened after 2009 to me and I just have to nod and pretend I'm aware.
I think more bros could do well with kissing old men.
You Would Have Loved #nookonmainmonday #nsfw
it's quite the animalistic day. i wish i too could partake in this and be the bunny. #putthebunnybackinthebox
it aint that hot babe
♡♡|LOVE IS CONSENT|♡♡ ♡♡|LOVE IS FREEDOM|♡♡ ♡♡|LOVE IS BEAUTY|♡♡ ♡♡|LOVE IS EQUAL|♡♡ ♡♡|LOVE IS YOU!|♡♡
I will say it again. To be cringe is to be free.
... I didn't realize this was something that could occur. Apologies again, Dirk. I will ensure it does not happen again.
my robo jorts have been shooketh
yeah, pussy hot. pussy flaming. #nsfw #livelaughlove
♡♡|LOVE PROSPERS!|♡♡
getting in trouble for boiling water in the #microwave again
GOD ARE ALL BOTS THIS SEXY. #VAGUEPOSTING #PITCH #NSFW
i havent participated in eridanweek only beetleweek
I AM DEVASTATED. WHY TROLL GAGA. WHY WOULD YOU BE AT ERIDANWEEK. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR LOYAL FANS!
think id look nice in a sundress and theres absolutely no nsfw thoughts that follow that initial one or anything not at all
shoutout to hung bi men #nsfw
FINISHED MY TWO CAKES, FEELING QUITE PROUD OF THE RESULTS. STRAWBERRIES AND CHOCOLATE SYRUP TO MAKE THEM FEEL MORE FANCY. [|:^) HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/KJQGU31.PNG #PROUD #BAKING
This house has people in it.
watch His Girl Friday its a corny human romance movie from the 40s really good
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OKAY. I WILL MAKE THAT FIRST. DO YOU PLAN ON COMING OVER TODAY?
oh my god she's still the same cutie when she came home with you.
EVERYONE SEEMS TO LIKE RED VELVET CAKE..I FEAR I WILL HAVE TO RUN TO THE STORE IF I WERE TO HOST A PARTY FOR EVERY PERSON REPLYING. HAHA.
give them a million kisses for me oh my gods
Lookit that cutie patootie!! Deserves the word
:33 < what a purroud purredator
I CAN MAKE YOU A MINI CHOCOLATE CAKE FOR THE NEXT TIME YOU COME OVER.
stop feeding your dogs chocolate for the love of karkat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aight found the rattling we good now
FINALLY GOT AROUND TO WATCHING A ROMCOM THE OTHER DAY. IT WAS PURE GARBAGE. THE WAY THEY WROTE IT WAS JUST PATENTLY HORRIBLE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE LEAD GOT WITH A FUCKING RANDOM SIDE CHARACTER, AND THEN THAT BITCHASS CHARACTER WAS SUDDENLY THE MAIN CHARACTER AND EVERYTHING REVOLVED AROUND THEM? ACTUALLY NO, IT MAKES SENSE, SINCE THE CHARACTER WAS SO DENSE THEY MUST HAVE SOME SORT OF GRAVITATIONAL ORBIT. THE ONLY ROMANCE I COULD EVER EVEN BARELY CONSIDER BETWEEN THE MC AND THAT SIDE CHAARCTER WOULD BE PITCH, AND YET THEY WERE SOMEHOW FLUSHED. OH, AND THE WAY THEY DID AUSPISTICISM. THEY TRIED TO DO A FUCKING VACILLATING RELATIONSHIP SQUARE BUT FUCKING FORGOT THE VACILLATION! IT JUST ENDED UP BEING A WIBBLYWOBBLY MESS OF SOPORHUFFING GARBAGE! AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE MALE LEAD WHO GOT REPLACED BY THE SIDE CHARACTER. LETS JUST SAY HE DEFINITELY DESERVED IT! AUTHOR, CULL YOURSELF. #FILMREVIEWS #QUADRANTDRAMA #ROMCOM
what if we explored each others bodies [not sex] [i open your ribcage up and start messing around in that thang] #gore
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L1ST3N1NG TO L3G4LLY BLOND3 TH3 MUS1C4L W1TH C4S3Y TH3 S4L4M4ND3R 4ND 1'M GO1NG TO B3 SO 4NNOY1NG 4BOUT TH1S
all these chitts are either 'i had the best fucking day of my life' to 'i am going to dismember a lowblood in my backyard and make a two year old watch' and theres no in between #gore
(( zero idea if any of yall are 17776 fans but if so HAPPY IMMORTALITY DAY I WILL CYALL ON THE FIELD. and if not please read 17776 / "what football will look like in the future" i cannot recommend it enough ))
DO I SLEEP OR STAY UP.. ITS ALREADY LATE
hatemaxxing to get my kull score up what should i say
here hopign i aint being a total weirdo 4 dozing off in a strangers backyard but i drank a lil 2 much to walk hoem now 😩 #substance
// there's a fine line between ridiculous troll terms and monster high puns and we should all explore that more
i miss my wife, tails. i miss him a lot. i'll be back. #reference #vaugeposting
♨𝐼 can ෆake five tubs this tiෆe f✿r y✿u﹗ 𝒥ust give ෆe a little bit t✿ get s✿ෆe ✿f the ingredients and 𝐼 can c✿ෆe by s✿ෆetiෆe t✿ dr✿p it ✿ff﹗ 𝒟✿es 𝒟ave want anything﹖﹖
they said yes #vagueposting #redrom #nsfw
DISNEY TEEN MOVIES SOUNDTRACKS UNIRONICALLY ARE PRETTY GOOD BACKGROUND MUSIC FOR WRITING A RESEARCH PAPER TO.
♨𝒮ure thing, 𝒱antas﹗ 𝐻✿w ෆuch this tiෆe﹖﹖ ❤︎
mtf dave strider. still going by dave, still going strong. she's with karkat and john and one time brutalized a terezi. shes chill tho. the terezi did very very bad things and will never be mentioned bad person
♨𝐵een baking all day, had a nap, and went right back t✿ ෆy ෆessy adventure. 𝒜lways g✿t t✿ ෆake sure the st✿ck is g✿✿d f✿r the upc✿ෆing 𝒞arnival events﹗ ❤︎
then why2 alexa playiing iit god u twiink2 are iin2ufferable
guys the hatebot found me
watched the musical rent for the first time it was cool
hottest thing you can say to a troll imo https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4d/64/0d/4d640d80c31cb0d53c9d99909917c500.jpg #nsfwe #gore
damn. guess im homophobic now
I need to ride that shit until I die. #Nsfw.
i need to be bouncing and moaning on )(er bulge. need )(er to pin me down and spread me open and kiss my womb wit)( t)(at glorious bulge ♡ give me load after load until )(er shame globes are empty and all my eggs are fertilized and s)(e can tell me w)(at a good mot)(ergrub i am, i want to make )(er more descendants ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ #nsfw #deletelater
you whatd me first man dont turn it back to me as if im schizo
mmh
123 for jerk circle #feelinfrisky #dontshameaguyforwantingtotouchupabro #nsfw
immmok img notmal nwo
wires that shouldnt be touching.... touching... power being stripped away from parts of my body and my cooling systems clocking in over time #nsfw
alexa put on my super sexy rap fucking mixtape i made for having gay sex with myself #nsfw #selfcest
SOME ROBOTS NEED TO BE GOUGED OUT AND REPAIRED SLOWLY AND WITH A LOT OF SEXUAL TENSION AND RAGE. #PITCH #NSFW #VAGUEPOSTING
yeah thats actually a real good idea apartment in five #suggestive
you know what we can give him what he wants if it turns him on and gets him going yk #nsfw #selfcest
dude karkat always gets on my ass about some 'LET ME WATCH YOU FUCK YOURSELF' and im like 'ok dude someday' #nsfw #selfcest #targetedposting
you know what hell yeah also we have fucked before dude but whatever #nsfw #selfcest
bro these are my fucking partners #nsfw #letmejoin #whatwhosaidthat
yeah
oh fuck i cant keep up with them
... Let's not push it.
no im not im gonna actually just sit home and eat an entire slime pie #substance
iit2 alway2 paiiliing paiiliing paiiliing wiith u guy2 and never job job job
im normal i dunno what you guys are on about
Troll Siri play Karkalicious
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@echoBiologist meet up with me and @carcinoGenetwinkist maybe B ;) #suggestive
so deadass! i gotta get her to watch con-air with me! she *has* to know where her name came from.
sure bro im gonna make cakes and conveniently lay them around your house
I AM NOT A TWINK. I AM A DILF. GET IT RIGHT. #NSFW
are we so deadass
sigh my shell open and parts everywhere though #nsfw
ooooh i wish i had 2 men to kiss me rn eyes emoji eyes emoji
you defo a whore mf #nsfw
David Elizabeth Strider. I am gravely disappointed in this post and I am sad to inform you that you are no longer going with me and Michelle on the 5 day Disney Cruise. She saw this post and was instantly struck with grave terror and nausea. She projectile vomited across the house and is now making me clean it up. I'm sorry you had to post this.
yes sir im sorry sir
NO FUCK OBAMA PLEASE PLEASE IM SORRYFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK PLEASE IM SORRY OBAMA PLEASE
of course i do! the whoriest of the whores! #nsfw
dude im sooooo joypilled you dont understand
:33 < mewr a cutie!!
ohh your ears
The beginning of this sentence struck an ancient and primal fear directly into my soul.
la la la la la la la la la
hehehehehehe i mean whattt why are you calling me an idiot thats like so not cool of you man
ik i am dude lmao thats prolly why youre so into me and why im so into you lol #nsfw #flirtingofsomekind #karkatsybau
yo dude i aint got no blood color i mean its red but i dont wanna be some shitty grey so im just rust but like i dont have rust blood im just a dude