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ERIDAN AMPORA IS A SON OF A BITCH AND A WHORE THEY TWIRLED AROUND MY ROOK LIKE SOME SORT OF DISGUSTING AND DISHONORABLE BODY MERCHANT. I WAS SO OVERTAKEN WITH MORAL OUTRAGE I HAD TO FLEE IMMEDIATELY COSTING ME THE GAME.
I LOST AT CHESS TO ERIDAN FUCKING AMPORA
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all these chitts are either 'i had the best fucking day of my life' to 'i am going to dismember a lowblood in my backyard and make a two year old watch' and theres no in between #gore
[A DIRTY AND BLURRY PHOTO THAT'S PROBABLY OF A TROLL BUT COULD EASILY BE OF SOME SORT OF ROUNDED PILE OF DARK, FERTILE SOIL. IF IT WERE A TROLL, THEY WOULD BE QUITE LARGE, BOTH IN STATURE AND IN PROPORTION, AND DEFINITELY WELL FED. THE DARKNESS OF THE FRAME MAKES IT HARD TO DISCERN ANYTHING CONCRETELY, IT REALLY IS A TERRIBLE COMPOSITION BY ALL METRICS.]
(( zero idea if any of yall are 17776 fans but if so HAPPY IMMORTALITY DAY I WILL CYALL ON THE FIELD. and if not please read 17776 / "what football will look like in the future" i cannot recommend it enough ))
I'LL GIVE YOU THIS AND ONLY THIS KARKAT IT MIGHT EVEN BE ENOUGH TO FORGIVE YOU FOR BEING A LITTLE TWINK PRICK
#CLEARPOSTING AAHAHAAHAHAHA FUCK IT'S GENIUS WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT
DO I SLEEP OR STAY UP.. ITS ALREADY LATE
hatemaxxing to get my kull score up what should i say
here hopign i aint being a total weirdo 4 dozing off in a strangers backyard but i drank a lil 2 much to walk hoem now 😩 #substance
// there's a fine line between ridiculous troll terms and monster high puns and we should all explore that more
i miss my wife, tails. i miss him a lot. i'll be back. #reference #vaugeposting
♨𝐼 can ෆake five tubs this tiෆe f✿r y✿u﹗ 𝒥ust give ෆe a little bit t✿ get s✿ෆe ✿f the ingredients and 𝐼 can c✿ෆe by s✿ෆetiෆe t✿ dr✿p it ✿ff﹗ 𝒟✿es 𝒟ave want anything﹖﹖
they said yes #vagueposting #redrom #nsfw
DISNEY TEEN MOVIES SOUNDTRACKS UNIRONICALLY ARE PRETTY GOOD BACKGROUND MUSIC FOR WRITING A RESEARCH PAPER TO.
♨𝒮ure thing, 𝒱antas﹗ 𝐻✿w ෆuch this tiෆe﹖﹖ ❤︎
mtf dave strider. still going by dave, still going strong. she's with karkat and john and one time brutalized a terezi. shes chill tho. the terezi did very very bad things and will never be mentioned bad person
♨𝐵een baking all day, had a nap, and went right back t✿ ෆy ෆessy adventure. 𝒜lways g✿t t✿ ෆake sure the st✿ck is g✿✿d f✿r the upc✿ෆing 𝒞arnival events﹗ ❤︎
then why2 alexa playiing iit god u twiink2 are iin2ufferable
guys the hatebot found me
watched the musical rent for the first time it was cool
hottest thing you can say to a troll imo https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4d/64/0d/4d640d80c31cb0d53c9d99909917c500.jpg #nsfwe #gore
i need to be bouncing and moaning on )(er bulge. need )(er to pin me down and spread me open and kiss my womb wit)( t)(at glorious bulge ♡ give me load after load until )(er shame globes are empty and all my eggs are fertilized and s)(e can tell me w)(at a good mot)(ergrub i am, i want to make )(er more descendants ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ #nsfw #deletelater
you whatd me first man dont turn it back to me as if im schizo
(( saying this for my own satisfaction but canon compliance can blow me in a back alley this doll exists for me to play with
(( fucking around drawing my karkat (zero digital art experience) and i think i've drawn a giant doggirl lesbian
KANKRI DID YOU CATCH THAT HUMAN DISEASE THAT WAS GOING AROUND A FEW SWEEPS AGO? CORVEED OR SOMETHING?
123 for jerk circle #feelinfrisky #dontshameaguyforwantingtotouchupabro #nsfw
wires that shouldnt be touching.... touching... power being stripped away from parts of my body and my cooling systems clocking in over time #nsfw
alexa put on my super sexy rap fucking mixtape i made for having gay sex with myself #nsfw #selfcest
SOME ROBOTS NEED TO BE GOUGED OUT AND REPAIRED SLOWLY AND WITH A LOT OF SEXUAL TENSION AND RAGE. #PITCH #NSFW #VAGUEPOSTING
yeah thats actually a real good idea apartment in five #suggestive
you know what we can give him what he wants if it turns him on and gets him going yk #nsfw #selfcest
dude karkat always gets on my ass about some 'LET ME WATCH YOU FUCK YOURSELF' and im like 'ok dude someday' #nsfw #selfcest #targetedposting
you know what hell yeah also we have fucked before dude but whatever #nsfw #selfcest
bro these are my fucking partners #nsfw #letmejoin #whatwhosaidthat
oh fuck i cant keep up with them
... Let's not push it.
no im not im gonna actually just sit home and eat an entire slime pie #substance
iit2 alway2 paiiliing paiiliing paiiliing wiith u guy2 and never job job job
Troll Siri play Karkalicious
@echoBiologist meet up with me and @carcinoGenetwinkist maybe B ;) #suggestive
so deadass! i gotta get her to watch con-air with me! she *has* to know where her name came from.
sure bro im gonna make cakes and conveniently lay them around your house
I AM NOT A TWINK. I AM A DILF. GET IT RIGHT. #NSFW
sigh my shell open and parts everywhere though #nsfw
ooooh i wish i had 2 men to kiss me rn eyes emoji eyes emoji
you defo a whore mf #nsfw
David Elizabeth Strider. I am gravely disappointed in this post and I am sad to inform you that you are no longer going with me and Michelle on the 5 day Disney Cruise. She saw this post and was instantly struck with grave terror and nausea. She projectile vomited across the house and is now making me clean it up. I'm sorry you had to post this.
NO FUCK OBAMA PLEASE PLEASE IM SORRYFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK PLEASE IM SORRY OBAMA PLEASE
of course i do! the whoriest of the whores! #nsfw
dude im sooooo joypilled you dont understand
The beginning of this sentence struck an ancient and primal fear directly into my soul.
la la la la la la la la la
hehehehehehe i mean whattt why are you calling me an idiot thats like so not cool of you man
ik i am dude lmao thats prolly why youre so into me and why im so into you lol #nsfw #flirtingofsomekind #karkatsybau
yo dude i aint got no blood color i mean its red but i dont wanna be some shitty grey so im just rust but like i dont have rust blood im just a dude