♦ pitied by @citrineTectrix
i shoulder check people on the sidewalk because going out of my way to step aside is submissive and gay.
The Dave star is here. This also targets Dirk's because I hate the fucker but the Dave star has a better ring to it. It's still under construction but still fuck all you striders. https://i.postimg.cc/qMWF51Zm/Screenshot-20260611-082231.png
No matter how much this guy says he isn't a twink. Do not believe him. He absolutely is one and doesn't want to admit it. He hates the fact people are right when they call him a twink.
i l0w-key want y0u t0 die
[POLICE STATION] Can Find Your Missing Wife in a Jiffy Call Now and You'll Get Two of Them. #AD
one time me and karkat swapped bodies.
for most of my entire game session one of my co-players carried a hoofbeast dildo the size of half his body round with him and i was somehow the one everyone hated most #nsfw #makeitmakesense
utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between myself and the guy i fumbled
know its gonna be an odd day when i wake up missin my brother
scrollin chittr with my ppants ooff, tthe wway ggod iintended
hes making me play minecraft with him. <https://i.postimg.cc/xTPpfkqK/image.png>
i lied
IF YOU BRING AN EXPLOSIVE DEVICE TO THE GRAY HOUSE MY DOG WILL BITE YOU. I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH CLEARER I CAN POSSIBLY BE.
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maybe "a fugitive once more" gets the point across
yo someone get this guy hes trying to make out with me
unfortunately "woah we are both fucked in the head wanna make out" works and will continue to work on me
Terrifying to be called a bug by a bird.
Fuck. Okay yes I should have expected this.
Sick of being a bird. Might try to be a new cooler animal. Not sure which one yet.
Has anyone seen my violin anywhere, perchance?
her pussy really gets wetter when you treat her properly. #nsfw
accidentally shattered another glass how am i this bad at holding things
|OOC| No offense to anyone who takes it, but I feel as if some people on this website only use it to post #NSFW stuff, and it really does get tiring. I block what I can, but its so overwhelming and I really wish there was a little less. I'm not gonna hate or say anything terrible, but this is just my opinion and I really need to air it :(
I DONT WANT TO GO TO BED BUT I KINDA HAVE TO :/
exactly i got enough cum in me to be pitied to the moon #nsfw
and its all over my laptop thanks guys https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488022626768261160/IMG_3680.png?ex=69cb4490&is=69c9f310&hm=ff69e47ab93f2420fc5919b9c6718af44baa71a58ba7826de2e8566649fb0e8a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=869&height=912
Just because I'm a bird now does not mean all my raps will be about birds. That said. A lot of them will be.
love waking up to a cat violently jumping at my face got some new scratches but thats aight its just how it be
can someone please tell my matesprit that hooters is not like a cat cafe but with owls.
LOOK. I’M ONLY USING JAKE’S WORDS, *NOT* MINE. HE CALLED MY HAIR AND I QUOTE. “WHACKY”. SO ASK HIM!
GET IT OUTTT
I'M ACT^ALLY SO GLAD I BLOCKED THE MENTION OF FEET ON MY FEED? HOLY F^CK.
I THINK WE COULD STAND TO KILL FEWER PEOPLE AS A SOCIETY. I'M NOT SAYING THE NUMBER HAS TO BE ZERO. I DON'T EVEN THINK IT SHOULD BE. I JUST THINK THE IDEAL NUMBER IS LOWER THAN IT IS NOW.
you're all sheep. i am the big bad wolf. i will huff and puff but i won't knock any hives down i have a chronic smoking problem.
i want to make my first formal apology ever to the moderators of this site for starting the #piss fanaticism. it will probably happen again with a different topic. i apologise in advance.
11 0nce g0t bl00d 0n my sh0rts and 11t l00ked l11ke a p11ssed myself
aaaghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! exams!!!!!!!!
mydaughter stopped in this morning. tried to tell old gamgam no more gambling.bitch
im always saying i got that dawg in me but i think that dawg is a cat who just acts like a dawg ykwim