♣ mediated by @taciturnGodhead
i have no vices. i don’t let myself.
fuck off
it's always trauma with dave. get over it lil man.
(\ /) surgeryg
Normalize Killing Alternate Versions Of The Person You're Obsessed With
This sucks so bad I need to *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* put my head inside a red box.
youve gotta shut up about reepicheep im begging you at this point
Expect big changes coming. This is most definitely NOT the account on which my marketing team makes their professional announcements, but I will issue this surplus note because it relates to some pet projects of mine. As of this morning, Crockercorp has officially acquired the Pizza Hut brand rights from Yum Consort Holdings (who really held us over a soup cauldron in the negotiations but whatever). Which means that we, Crockerlings, are one step closer to the Earth-C Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
id put them in your food if they werent for len
ive been sorting this shit for the past half hour and being at least a little tipsy probably isnt making it any easier however its making shit more fun #substances
THOSE ARE INFACT WORDS. I KNOW BECAUSE I READ THE DICTIONARY. I KNOW BIG WORDS LIKE BECAUSE AND FOREMOST!!! HEHE :DD
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:A lost soul The sword is heavy in your small hands. Even this shitty one, you can barely lift without needing to use your full weight. The heat bears down on you. You turn to him, trying to match the expressions you see him wear everyday. Cold. Distant. Tough. Heroic. You've never been more thankful for your matching shades. Something about your expression or the way your hands tremble trying to hold it properly must sit right with him. He nods after giving you a once over. "Looks natural." He moves closer, adjusts your stance. There's nothing soft about it, but he's careful to not make you drop the sword. "Now you look like a real man." You think he might be proud. It's hard not to smile, but he never does so you won't either. You want to be just like him when you grow up. You truly don't. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
i know what will solve my vaguely bad night: #substances theyve never once caused any further issues for me
new drinking game where i take a shot every time someone pities one of my chitts #substances
haha who knows :)
SO MANY DAVE'S ON HERE, HOW DELIGHTFUL!!!-
i should be at hte bottom of any women rankings for everything ive done
so whatever yea im missing the smell of mildew and cigarettes and hot asphalt what of it
yo im bored yall got four entire minutes to do something entertaining before im forced to do something incredibly reckless and attention seeking to cope
feels like the longer ive been a sprite the more inhuman ive gotten appearanceways
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
certainly #substances will make me feel better
after all why shouldnt i go get a lil crossfaded on a thursday night #substances
"dont cause problems on purpose when has that ever worked out for you" every single time
At the club postin on chittr because I'm tired as shit and wanna go home. Life of a DJ is never finished though.
On the fridge. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1490131845822550217/IMG_3246.jpg?ex=69d2f0ed&is=69d19f6d&hm=776f5001fb601911f2bf62300c687620718317f1d77598bb7cfa98ac28ec6e16&=&format=webp&width=427&height=569
wasnt gonna drink cause then a lot of people will go to disappointed in me island over it but then i remembered i have free will and actually why do i care so much #substances
WATCHING LIFE CHITTR . ONE IS CURIOUS . ONE WANTS KNOWING.
sometimes your kid is occasionally a vessel for a horrorterror and surprisingly thats one of the more chill things to ever happen
the #strilondereunion is going great [a picture of john and karkat still fighting is attached below, the legs of various people seen sitting and standing around in the background, someone is being passed a handful of coins one of daves hands is in frame giving a thumbs up]
By the power vested in me by Chittr.ing, I now pronounce you Matesprits, as well as husbands. Congratulations to the happy couple.
And do you, @carcinologyGenarch, take @dStrides to be your lawfully wedded matesprit?
Do you, @dStrides, take @carcinologyGenarch to be your lawfully wedded matesprit?
frequently think i absolutely should not be the one taking care of my kid cause of #everything but everyone always wants to argue with me about it
sorry im boring cause i have feelings
Indeed. Patterns are quite beautiful in examination.
can we #cancel all #bros
Outer gods love giving you little crafts to do.
Haven't complainted about #cloaca yet today. #nsfw
I wonder how Kanaya's doing.
He likes the way the doorknob holds him. #lilcal https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488355052992200846/IMG_3198.jpg?ex=69cc7a28&is=69cb28a8&hm=8310d10a43a1cbe84f4dfddd92a62e1776a745fd4610efcb02ec8dbf8b9ec94f&=&format=webp&width=263&height=350
No such posts. Fake news.
with the way this concert is going i wouldnt be surprised if troll cher didnt show up tomorrow all im sayin #eridanweek
ah fuck it #imcoming to #eridanweek so long as funny shit is happening
I would only go to #War if I knew I was fighting for a dark force of ominous intent, maybe bent on destruction of the universe. That's the only thing that stirs patriotic feelings in me.
It has come to my attention that a number of you have chosen to draw a rather… enthusiastic conclusion regarding a recent absence. How quickly speculation arranges itself when given even the smallest prompt. Allow me to clarify. I have not “killed” anyone. The image in question is precisely what it appears to be: a scene, a composition, a moment presented without context. You have supplied the rest. Quite eagerly, I might add. As for your missing acquaintance...er... Green Markiplier @helloEverybody Disappearance does not require violence. Nor does silence imply an end. You would be surprised how often individuals simply… step out of frame. Still, I understand the appeal of assigning responsibility. It gives shape to uncertainty. Makes it easier to discuss. Easier to share. So by all means, continue. But do try to remember... correlation is not causation. Even when it feels like it should be.
wap (wet ass peat) for #slickweek
I will never understand people who enjoy cold pizza.
DELINQUENCY AT MAXIMUM PRODUCTIVITY. ENGAGING PROGRAM: CLEAN UP ON AISLE FREAK. TERM: GRODY, BRO. JUST NASTY.
I will be stepping away from the platform for a short while. There are a few matters within the Manor that require my attention. They won’t resolve themselves, and I would prefer not to leave them unattended any longer than necessary. I expect to return shortly. In the meantime, I will extend a small courtesy. If there are questions you’ve been holding onto, you may leave them here. I will review them upon my return and respond where appropriate. I cannot promise you will receive the answers you expect. Only that you will receive something. Do make them worth asking. https://imgchest.com/p/5xy2xpbrz4l
It has come to my attention that some of you have begun to interpret my responses as… intrusive. An understandable concern. Allow me to clarify. I am not inserting myself where I do not belong. Nor am I “targeting” anyone with undue attention. That would suggest a level of intent that isn’t particularly relevant here. I am simply acknowledging what is already present. Your posts, your remarks, your… expressions of self. Each one is a small confirmation. A signal that you continue to occupy the space you have found yourselves in. I respond to those signals. Not to alter them. Not to interrupt them. Certainly not to overwhelm them. Only to recognize that they have occurred. You may think of it as observation, if you prefer. Or, if that feels too distant... appreciation. After all, continued existence, especially when made visible, is something worth acknowledging. I would hardly ignore it.
Always so many versions of my brother on here.
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png