♣ mediated by @taciturnGodhead
wasnt gonna drink cause then a lot of people will go to disappointed in me island over it but then i remembered i have free will and actually why do i care so much #substances
WATCHING LIFE CHITTR . ONE IS CURIOUS . ONE WANTS KNOWING.
sometimes your kid is occasionally a vessel for a horrorterror and surprisingly thats one of the more chill things to ever happen
the #strilondereunion is going great [a picture of john and karkat still fighting is attached below, the legs of various people seen sitting and standing around in the background, someone is being passed a handful of coins one of daves hands is in frame giving a thumbs up]
By the power vested in me by Chittr.ing, I now pronounce you Matesprits, as well as husbands. Congratulations to the happy couple.
And do you, @carcinologyGenarch, take @dStrides to be your lawfully wedded matesprit?
Do you, @dStrides, take @carcinologyGenarch to be your lawfully wedded matesprit?
frequently think i absolutely should not be the one taking care of my kid cause of #everything but everyone always wants to argue with me about it
Indeed. Patterns are quite beautiful in examination.
Outer gods love giving you little crafts to do.
Haven't complainted about #cloaca yet today. #nsfw
I wonder how Kanaya's doing.
He likes the way the doorknob holds him. #lilcal https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488355052992200846/IMG_3198.jpg?ex=69cc7a28&is=69cb28a8&hm=8310d10a43a1cbe84f4dfddd92a62e1776a745fd4610efcb02ec8dbf8b9ec94f&=&format=webp&width=263&height=350

No such posts. Fake news.
with the way this concert is going i wouldnt be surprised if troll cher didnt show up tomorrow all im sayin #eridanweek
ah fuck it #imcoming to #eridanweek so long as funny shit is happening
I would only go to #War if I knew I was fighting for a dark force of ominous intent, maybe bent on destruction of the universe. That's the only thing that stirs patriotic feelings in me.
It has come to my attention that a number of you have chosen to draw a rather… enthusiastic conclusion regarding a recent absence. How quickly speculation arranges itself when given even the smallest prompt. Allow me to clarify. I have not “killed” anyone. The image in question is precisely what it appears to be: a scene, a composition, a moment presented without context. You have supplied the rest. Quite eagerly, I might add. As for your missing acquaintance...er... Green Markiplier @helloEverybody Disappearance does not require violence. Nor does silence imply an end. You would be surprised how often individuals simply… step out of frame. Still, I understand the appeal of assigning responsibility. It gives shape to uncertainty. Makes it easier to discuss. Easier to share. So by all means, continue. But do try to remember... correlation is not causation. Even when it feels like it should be.
I will never understand people who enjoy cold pizza.
DELINQUENCY AT MAXIMUM PRODUCTIVITY. ENGAGING PROGRAM: CLEAN UP ON AISLE FREAK. TERM: GRODY, BRO. JUST NASTY.
I will be stepping away from the platform for a short while. There are a few matters within the Manor that require my attention. They won’t resolve themselves, and I would prefer not to leave them unattended any longer than necessary. I expect to return shortly. In the meantime, I will extend a small courtesy. If there are questions you’ve been holding onto, you may leave them here. I will review them upon my return and respond where appropriate. I cannot promise you will receive the answers you expect. Only that you will receive something. Do make them worth asking. https://imgchest.com/p/5xy2xpbrz4l
It has come to my attention that some of you have begun to interpret my responses as… intrusive. An understandable concern. Allow me to clarify. I am not inserting myself where I do not belong. Nor am I “targeting” anyone with undue attention. That would suggest a level of intent that isn’t particularly relevant here. I am simply acknowledging what is already present. Your posts, your remarks, your… expressions of self. Each one is a small confirmation. A signal that you continue to occupy the space you have found yourselves in. I respond to those signals. Not to alter them. Not to interrupt them. Certainly not to overwhelm them. Only to recognize that they have occurred. You may think of it as observation, if you prefer. Or, if that feels too distant... appreciation. After all, continued existence, especially when made visible, is something worth acknowledging. I would hardly ignore it.
Always so many versions of my brother on here.

To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png









