♦ pitied by @taciturnGodhead
day 3 no hat. suffering.
fuck any fellow winged sprites know some good wing stretches that dont feel like hell to do
#aprilnormalday ? im normal every single day this will be so easy
an intern is hitting on me and i have no idea how to process this
i alMost choked on a chip, this world wants Me dead
my daughters partner is being way too nice to me and i dont know how to feel about it.
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
EVERY CUBIC INCH OF MY THINK PAN IS SCREAMING. GOOD GOD. PLEASE, JUST MAKE IT FUCKING STOP.
Confeshshion 10: "got too close to someone and now the more i think about it the more i realise i might be in love with him i cant get him out of my head" Thoughtsh? #yearning #quadrants #flushed #oopsies
I'MB TIRED. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE LATER. BYE.
im learning way too fucking much about strangers on the internet right now i need a secondary trusted adult
OK, EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. IT'S TIME FOR THE SLOP THAT MAKE ME INSTANTLY TIRED.
#hornyposting cancelled i miss being able to eat bread
(The amount of pity in this sentence sucks. Sidebar over. I'm dming you an image.)
(Hey yeah. So. You really fucked it up in a moment I thought I could rely on you is the thing. It's a disaster here because of you. You really fucked up my whole deal and now I'm a bird because of this. It's fucked. You fucked it.)
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
gotta hair of the dog this shit this morning god damn