♦ pitied by @taciturnGodhead
(\ /) ow.
WHAT IF I PINNED THE JOKE TO MY PROFILE. WHAT IF I MADE EVERYONE SCROLL PAST 20 PARAGRAPHS OF ABSOLUTE FUCKING GOBBLEDYGOOK EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY WANTED TO LOOK ON MY PAGE. WHAT IF I DID THAT?
it feels like that a lot haha
Ugh I'm crying over him again.
I miss how my life used to be so simple, I'm happy just ... Miss some things.
(GUESS WHAT! ...I'M STILL FUCKING DEAD. HA. HAHA. HA.)
As someone with a dead Brother, this post is relatable.
My hatred of others grows w every convo I have w some1
its kind of humiliating relating to a fall out boy song in 2026 and yet
BX// < SPILLED WATPURR ON MY FURICKING KEYBOARD
Ive gone through an entire bottle of 500mg Tylenol in the last 5 days here.
absolutely not
(\ /) i'm not. feeling myself today. hhahha.
I'm finally home thank god, my piece of shit car managed to make it from there and back, I swear I need a new one.
oh Philly cheesteak and big ol basket of fries and big milkshake and- we're really in for it now.
i miss my dad.
dude the nearest waffle house from me is 20 hours away you dont understand how awful this is
(\ /) idon,t mean that but. you're. still my favorite dave.
Anyon3 3l23 wanna g3t drunk and play in traffic? La2t on3 to go down g3t2 100 ca3gar #2ub2tanc32
i'm sorry
Just ruined someone's night.
they always think it is a weird sex thing instead of a cool awesome thing of friendship.
eh i'll be fine, not the first time i woke up with my shit broken
god thats real like. i dont even have anything that could run the software i used to use anymore lmao. i dont know any jades but thats besides the point
“GOREDASH”: ṴNFORTṴNATELY IT NOT ACCEPT “THE SINKHOLE” AS VALID DELIVERY ADDRESS
they're mmmmaking citrus peelfruit harder to peel btwwww
Dear Jake: Do NOT come to the estate. I've baked an absolute dogshit cake. Just completely fucked it up. I'm so sorry. -- Jane
Was hoping to get some game development done before work. Oh well. Guess it'll have to wait.
Since its been about an hour heres your mandatory im still lost and wandering aimlessly update. Youd think after all these years this wouldnt be an issue huh!
damn it. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
#YEARNING TIME.
[]> NO MATTER HOW MANY APPLES TALL I AM I WILL NEVER FEEL AS HIGH ON MY OWN BODY AS WHEN I WAS WITH HIM #YEARNING<[]
YO FUCK my life a guy punched me in the mouth and I moaned and he got all weird about it and LEFT IS this what depression feels like BRO
fuck off
(\ /) thjansk,..... dave.,,
(\ /) surgeryg
cosete sneezed and scared himself, and nowv hes looking around for his attacker
the twelve year olds can sense weakness. :( i am so bad at basketball.
course i only stop feeling sick at the end of the day when theres fuck all and jack shit to get up to
every day i think about realities where both of us dont exist at the same time
fuck you you dont know that
whats not cool is i still feel vaguely ill thought thatd wear off by now
after a good day or so of reflection sorta dying and coming back is a solid 4/10 experience cant say i enjoyed the pain or throwing up or whispering in my head but the dying part was ok
THOSE ARE INFACT WORDS. I KNOW BECAUSE I READ THE DICTIONARY. I KNOW BIG WORDS LIKE BECAUSE AND FOREMOST!!! HEHE :DD
The blade I am most intimate with, the most unassuming, has scorned me, slicing open my index and ruining itself in the process. …I got a paper cut.
Yeah. B(
#davehour ends in a minute here time for me to go and eat something instead of laying in the grass im comfy as hell but sometimes you gotta make sacrifices aint a snackrifice tho
I'm sad.
(\ /) i'm feeling a lot more unsettled than i did earlier.
Was just banned from singing. #fuckmychudlife
.cinagro*ni* sa dedrager ylediw dna yltcnitsid si laH dna ,sgnieb cinagro ot detimil era srewop ym gniredisnoc ti tuoba od nac I hcum ton s'ereht dnA
Yesterday my scrambled eggs were oversalted. This morning they were undersalted. I have to kill myself. #cw-self-harm I guess. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3cb24e2a71aa.webp
wow have not looked in the mirror the past couple of days i look rough haha how have my wings gotten this bad in such a short amount of time
[|87 :: Just rolled the worst jo;nt ever. 1 am ashamed FUK MY FAT CHUD L1FE!! #substance
yo im bored yall got four entire minutes to do something entertaining before im forced to do something incredibly reckless and attention seeking to cope
"if youre this exhausted despite sleeping so much the past few days maybe its a sign youre taking shit care of yourself" boo lame
perfect tiime twwo get you all..
day 3 no hat. suffering.
fuck any fellow winged sprites know some good wing stretches that dont feel like hell to do
#aprilnormalday ? im normal every single day this will be so easy
an intern is hitting on me and i have no idea how to process this
i alMost choked on a chip, this world wants Me dead
my daughters partner is being way too nice to me and i dont know how to feel about it.
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
:|
EVERY CUBIC INCH OF MY THINK PAN IS SCREAMING. GOOD GOD. PLEASE, JUST MAKE IT FUCKING STOP.
Confeshshion 10: "got too close to someone and now the more i think about it the more i realise i might be in love with him i cant get him out of my head" Thoughtsh? #yearning #quadrants #flushed #oopsies
I'MB TIRED. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE LATER. BYE.
im learning way too fucking much about strangers on the internet right now i need a secondary trusted adult
OK, EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. IT'S TIME FOR THE SLOP THAT MAKE ME INSTANTLY TIRED.
#hornyposting cancelled i miss being able to eat bread
i miss being able to eat grapes :(
(The amount of pity in this sentence sucks. Sidebar over. I'm dming you an image.)
(Hey yeah. So. You really fucked it up in a moment I thought I could rely on you is the thing. It's a disaster here because of you. You really fucked up my whole deal and now I'm a bird because of this. It's fucked. You fucked it.)
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
im stayin g dangerous.
gotta hair of the dog this shit this morning god damn