THE RUFLETTORE
@croesusKahuna
YOU KNOW MY NAME? OF COURSE YOU KNOW MY NAME! EVERYONE DOES, IT'S TRUE! ACTOR, VOICE-ACTOR, ACTRESS, ON YOUR FAVORITE COMMERCIALS CEO OF KELDAM STUDIOS
[]> AAAHH AG I J UST STAPLED MY HAND TO MY DESK THATS HOW IM SURE ILL KEEP WORKING ON MY SCRIPTS INSTEAD OF SUCCUMBING TO LUSTFUL THOUGHTS #NSFW<[]
[]> PLEASE.PLET MENGNWJAHEVBQXK TOVRJT3 RPL3AWEEE PLEASEEEEE EPLEASEE ANOTJER CUANCE GIVE ME QNOTJ3R CYQNFE I SWEAR ILL MAKE OTNUP TO YOUPPELASEMPELSLPSPSPSLPSLSPLSPSLSPSPLSPSLSPPSLSPSLPS<[]
[]> JAHNET BRING ME MY ARM TOWEL AND MY JOINTS MINI TOWEL AND A TOWEL FOR MY TOWEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<[]
☎︎ #HeyMan #AreY✱u #Like #✱kay?
[]> EVERYDAY IS A PERFECT DAY FOR ME AS LONG AS MY STUDIO ISNT BURNING DOWN!!!!!! OH WHAT?????? WHAT DID YOU SAY?????? WHAT??????!?!?!!!!!! WHAT??????!?!?!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<[]
[]> M YSTUIDIVO M KIDS MY HMY HUSBANDMY HUSBANDAND MYKIDS AREN8N THERE MYMY M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURSUS NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RITCHY JUNIOR AND KELDAN JUNIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@ NOLOOOOOOOOOO<[]
[]> SCIENCE FICTION<[]
[]> IM ABOUT TO GET MY GRUBBY LITTLE HANDS ON CHICKEN SALAD PCOCKOCKCOCKCOKC YEAH THATS THE SOUND A CHICKEN MAKES #ACTINGITOUT<[]
[]> MONDAY - HUMILIATION, TUESDAY - SUFFOCATION, WEDNESDAY - CONDESCENSION, THURSDAY - IS PATHETIC BY FRIDAY LIFE HAS KILLED ME, BY FRIDAY LIFE HAS KILLED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<[]
[]> ANOTHER FINE DAY IS ANOTHER DAY WHERE I WAKE UP IN THE BIG STAGE!!!!!! AFTER A CRAZY HUNGOVER IM READY AND LOCKED AND LOADED TO START RECORDING!!!!!!<[]
soMMetiMMes i’MM glad there’s a gyMM near MMe that’s open all light but then soMMetiMMes i go at light n get hit with a line like “hey big guy do you need to dig a hole? cause i got a spade for ya right here” n aight MMan it’s too late to be dealin with this shit
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < Activation phrase spoke. #GYM
[]> BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK OH SHIT WERE ON AIR????????????????????????<[]
[]> CAN ANYONE INFORM ME ABOUT @BENIGNANTAPPERTAIN THIS SO CALLED SPECIMEN SEEMS TO DISPLAY WEIRD SHOCKS OF CONNECTION, ATTENTION AND DEVOTION TO DA LITTLE ME. I CAN'T HAVE THAT. I HAVE TO KILL THAT GUY<[]
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[]> I WAS MADE IN THE LIKES OF MY CREATOR EVERYTHING I SAY CANNOT BE USED AGAISNT ME ON MY TRIAL I AM THE JUDGE I AM THE AUDIENCE AND THE CAMERAS I AM THE SET OH MY GOD IRS BURNING EVERYBMTHINGS BURNIGN DWIN TO THE VTOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. OUR KIDS ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR KIDS ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<[]
[]> BIG OL' ME ALL ALONE IN THIS STUDIO SET I MIGHT AS WELL HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT I AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WRIGGLE IN MY DESPICABLE VILLANY<[]
[]> GOOD MORNING GOOD DAY OR GOOD NIGHT FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR TODAYS SPECIAL WE PRESENT TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRRRRRUMMS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME ME ME ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BIG MAN TH BIGSHOT THE ONE THAT MAKES THE WORLD SPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMING STRAIGHT FROM YOUR HIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<[]
[OH MY GOD]
[]> DO NOT FRET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM ONLY HERE FOR SIMPLE A DIVERSION....... I WANT TO GET NASTY AND SLIMY ON TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR IF YOU WANT TO GET NASTY AND SLIMY ON TV HIT ME UP<[]
[I THINK $O???????]
[]> DO YOU NOT WANT TO GET SLIMY???????????????????????? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOURE MISSING OOOOOOOH THAT GREEN OOZE ALL OVER YOUGHGGJFJ KRKGL GRGPRPRAHH<[]