dave with three Es
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yo. another strider for the pile. dms hella open
id make a good vivisection patient i wouldnt even call it unethical or anything. who wanna see my organs and find how many you can mess with or remove before it kills me
I'd love an opportuunity to look at huuman anatomy with a willing participant.
unusual bird in my apartment. this is a new one
normally im the one showin up places with no warning damn
posted instructions? didnt realize a bird in my apartment was cause for concern i gotta let him know
out at the club looking forlorn and wistful in way that gets everyone wondering why a beautiful soul like me is on his lonesome
making the hell of out these coffees this morning i got this shit down to a beautiful and precise science that leaves the heart racing without going into overdrive
and by it lets just say my coffee. actually i should see what happens if jade messes with the size of my drink i wonder if it changes the taste i gotta figure this out rn
i seriously gotta update my profile pic on here i barely even wear my shades anymore cause i discovered i needed glasses real damn bad. plus my hair has gotten long
sometimes a guy gets carried baby kitten style and wakes up to being licked across the face. not much to it
i can be put in a room with gore and be normal the whole time
first rule of using superglue is have fun. the second rule is get it all over your fingers
YOU WOULD DO NUMBERS IN THE BROODING CAVERNS WITH ALL OF THE OTHER THREE SWEEP OLDS
awesome ill try my new standup routine there next. thanks for the tip dawg
I THINK THEY'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT, HONESTLY. THEY SEEM TO ENJOY INCOHERENT BABBLING.
highkey im like a housewife up in my place today. except im not good at cooking
oh sick i appreciate that. im also getting lessons on how to not burn a house down while cookin up simple foods from another guy but ill take any help i can get
actually are there fr daves out there with the middle name elizabeth
Some people like to use the middle name as a way to sneak in another name they were considering for the child, but didn't want to go with for the main name. To have their cake and eat it too, you might say.
why the fuck are there so many world wars almost breaking out??? where do you live???? i wanna get into this now im fuckin intrigued
thats a wild use of a middle name. i feel like that shit should compliment the other names you got or something instead
well goddamn good luck with all that work then
might get wild and do more than one chapter in this workbook tonight
i am glad ive met other roses and theyre all great in their own ways dont get me wrong but at the end of the day its just not the same
man. i miss rose #deadsisterposting
As someone with a dead Brother, this post is relatable.
if yall dont like how i dont peel lemons youre really not gonna enjoy hearing about how i eat hardboiled eggs shell and all
i do however peel my grapes. because ive got class
so youre with me on the egg thing but not the lemon thing. just trying to keep track here
ok sweet its good to know you dont dislike all of my foods
i just think its important to hear everyone out on shit you feel? even if im gonna do what i prefer haha
yknow i dont really understand why people take time out of their day to peel lemons you can just eat those whole
8=l < Yes here we go 8=l < https://youtube.com/shorts/IOr3fgQt8Vc?si=7t79Drmdq1_kmrV8
i love you too lev and im not sure what that has to do with eating lemons but i appreciate the love nonetheless
sorry dude i dont click on links from strangers youre gonna have to describe what the link takes me to in great detail
8=l < It's a youtube link to a fine youtuber named Blumineck where he eats a lemon peel and all
oh shit no way haha. im glad theres others out there spreading the truth on how to eat lemons without wasting time with peeling
aw dude B) you got me smiling too. ill even drop a shadeless smile just for you because im feeling the love and joy of friendship and lemons right now :)
man it can be so weird to occasionally have disproportionate reactions to little things. normally im just chillin so nearly losing my cool in the kitchen over a singular question wasnt expected for anyone involved there haha
ive been told to stop waiting in my friends places with just a singular lamp on as if im gonna scold their asses for being out past the late hour of 8pm but turns out sitting in complete darkness in their homes unprompted waiting for them to return is worse. if only there was another way
have you ever considered: two lamps?
whys it called a lazy susan if shes doing all the work
i ponder like no other. no one else on the same pondering level as me
#nowplaying just chill - forrest. & biskwiq