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go my davelings.
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love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.

@taciturnGodhead

yo. another strider for the pile. dms hella open

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

id be nothing without the humble microwave

Kult: +27
Total: 27
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

man

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Kull: +20
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yeah, man...

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I 8eg to differ

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Incorrect, seek new medical advice.

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go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

#waterbearwednesday continues for me myself and i and theres nothing that can be done to stop it

Kult: +25
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Total: 45
Ratio: 1.25

That fucks severely

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Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

Tardigrade my beloved.

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ikr this is the sickest shit out there

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

#waterbearwednesday

Kult: +25
Kull: +10
Total: 35
Ratio: 2.50

B33 < hell yeah B33 < jade told me about those lil guys a couple times B33 < they just B33 < *ac clenches their fist* B33 < love eating algae so furicking much

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oh fuck yes they do

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

i miss my #pisspal pissing just isnt the same without him there to guide me

Kult: +2
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

what yall know about ringworm

Kult: +67
Kull: +60
Total: 127
Ratio: 1.12

>+. OBTAINABLE FROM BALLPITS .+<

damn really? haha thats not where ive ever gotten it from

81523 || 1311425 || 20913519 || 81225 || 251521 || 31217820 || 189147 || 23151813

more than twice and less than thirteen times

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wait why a veterinarian

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im just some human guy who happens to have gotten ringworm multiple times

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ah man not again haha

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go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

double hot pocket kinda night i love using the microwave

Kult: +40
Kull: +25
Total: 65
Ratio: 1.60

The humble air fryer.

dont have one of those why would air fry anything

You clearly lack the joy and whimsy of owning an Air fryer.

thats the single most devastating insult ive ever been given and now my eyes are opened. i gotta get my whimsy the fuck up i cant believe i let it get this low frfr

Yes, go fourth and claim your whimsy. Find your Joy in owning an air fryer.

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

emulsion lifts are so damn cool but i think ive found the one hobby ive got zero patience for because ive yet to actually get the pictures to lay how i want haha

Kult: +5
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Total: 10
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

sometimes i say im busy but in reality im just playing on coolmath games. that freezeria isnt gonna run itself

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

my hair isnt all that long but guess its long enough now that ive had people call me miss by accident while ive been turned away from them. its sorta weird and im not sure how i feel about it but theres worse things they could be sayin to get my attention haha

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

they put warnings to not grab food immediately out of the microwave for me specifically. i see my food and forget it was in the box that makes things hot because im too damn excited that its ready and grab that shit with no regard to how hot the plate or food might be then i burn my hand a lil

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Total: 48
Ratio: 1.82

>> Do you a1ડo end up putt¡ng ¡t ¡n your mouth before ¡t coo1ડ down even though 1 m¡nute pr¡or you burnt your hand on that ડame food?

absolutely its one after the other i burn my hand and then my tongue and ive yet to learn my lesson

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Total: 4
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I have done this way too many times lol. i see food, i grab food

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

held hands with a hoverfly today btw if any of yall care

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

shits pretty sick

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Total: 25
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Beautiful.

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i know right

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

guess who accidentally broke another microwave

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Kull: +25
Total: 59
Ratio: 1.36

the Michael wave slayer

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howd you know my nickname

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mind reader o8vi

course my bad my bad that shouldve been obvious youre the yaoi fairy after all

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now you’re getting it !!

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

being sick sucks i cant get any productive shit done cause im busy trying to not fall flat on my face

Kult: +45
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Total: 90
Ratio: 1.00

.go to sleeP

Lock in.

nah

@itsDirk[ID]

im getting conflicting answers on what i should be doing man

Your options are numerous but your body is taxed by sickness debuff. Don't waste time thinking about what might be. Lock in. Collapse at your desk, nose to the grindstone. Curse your spine forever hence, dude.

@itsDirk[ID]

if i collapse anywhere its gonna be in the middle of a living room that might be mine or someone elses for the dramatics of it all. my desk just isnt gonna cut it

Rug-adorned or hardwood?

@itsDirk[ID]

do i look like an amateur to you bro cmon hardwood obviously

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Classic. You have my blessing.

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

in case anyone was wondering going to the top of a mountain while insanely congested is actually a pretty bad idea despite the views

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

going on a hike somewhere ive never been got me saying shit like isnt it great to just get to know the world a little better

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Kull: +2
Total: 12
Ratio: 5.00
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

its a pondering kind of day. who else #pondering

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Total: 60
Ratio: 2.00

#pondering my orb and by my orb lets just say the elvis bowling ball

can i see it i wanna ponder that shit too

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ponder the fuck out of this bro it opens your mind

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oh fuck yes ive never pondered anything harder in my life

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

haha man it would be great if my body stopped hurting but beggars cant be choosers so fuck it we ball. facing the day regardless

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Kull: +85
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Ratio: 1.22

fuck guess im not buying any elixirs then

damn it. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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....althꙮugh yesterday i have created a labubu transfꙮrmatiꙮn pꙮtiꙮn, if that interests yꙮu. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

a what

a labubu transfꙮrmatiꙮn pꙮtiꙮn. it's pretty straight-fꙮrward. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

what the fuck is a labubu

this hellish beast. https://file.garden/ashkw3l1p3kdewvi/ꙮbraz_2026-07-29_170731682.png - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

no clue what that thing is but i sure as hell dont wanna be one haha

yꙮu can give it tꙮ ꙮthers. it wꙮuld be really funny, trust me. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

nah im good im not really down for that style of a prank dawg

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

ive been hating on sparkling water for too long its actually not that bad even if enjoying it is another mark on my rising pretentious score

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