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go my davelings.
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@taciturnGodhead

yo. another strider for the pile. dms hella open

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
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love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

#waterbearwednesday continues for me myself and i and theres nothing that can be done to stop it

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That fucks severely

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

ikr this is the sickest shit out there

Kult: +5
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

#waterbearwednesday

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B33 < hell yeah B33 < jade told me about those lil guys a couple times B33 < they just B33 < *ac clenches their fist* B33 < love eating algae so furicking much

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

oh fuck yes they do

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-there's so many kinds of coffee,which one should i learn to brew first? -any helpful coffee enthusiasts?

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
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Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

depends on your personal preference and how pretentious you wanna be with it tbh

-i just want to run a good cafeteria,that's all.

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@taciturnGodhead[TG]

word id just go for brewing a simple dark roast. drip coffee is superb when made right tbh and doesnt take a lot of skill to get it that way plus you can make a pretty decent sized batch of it

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go my davelings.
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Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

what yall know about ringworm

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there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
@libidinousHellion[LH]

>+. OBTAINABLE FROM BALLPITS .+<

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go my davelings.
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@taciturnGodhead[TG]

damn really? haha thats not where ive ever gotten it from

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go my davelings.
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Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

more than twice and less than thirteen times

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go my davelings.
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Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

wait why a veterinarian

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
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love yourself
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@taciturnGodhead[TG]

im just some human guy who happens to have gotten ringworm multiple times

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

ah man not again haha

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
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love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

double hot pocket kinda night i love using the microwave

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@doomedTherapist[DT]

The humble air fryer.

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
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Jaws. 2.
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@taciturnGodhead[TG]

dont have one of those why would air fry anything

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@doomedTherapist[DT]

You clearly lack the joy and whimsy of owning an Air fryer.

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
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love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

thats the single most devastating insult ive ever been given and now my eyes are opened. i gotta get my whimsy the fuck up i cant believe i let it get this low frfr

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@galacticGardener[GG]

#nsfw

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

can you also tag this as #scary it was far too fucking frightening

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good dog best friend
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oh my bad!! im sorry :(

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

no need for a frown but thanks

Kult: +5
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

they put warnings to not grab food immediately out of the microwave for me specifically. i see my food and forget it was in the box that makes things hot because im too damn excited that its ready and grab that shit with no regard to how hot the plate or food might be then i burn my hand a lil

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>> Do you a1ડo end up putt¡ng ¡t ¡n your mouth before ¡t coo1ડ down even though 1 m¡nute pr¡or you burnt your hand on that ડame food?

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

absolutely its one after the other i burn my hand and then my tongue and ive yet to learn my lesson

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

shits pretty sick

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Bad Squishy!
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Beautiful.

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
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love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

i know right

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@turntechGodbird[TG]

#complaint number one of today is dave continually blowing up my phone i cant even block him or hes gonna think im about to flee our universe again and show his sickly ass up at my apartment

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

damn straight i would

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despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
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@turntechGodbird[TG]

go the fuck to sleep

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

i cant without a proper bedtime story im just gonna be restless and continue blowing up your phone like crazy until i get one

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

oh hell yea sharks

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

guess who accidentally broke another microwave

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the Michael wave slayer

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
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love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

howd you know my nickname

Kult: +5
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The Yaoi Fairy
May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.
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This user is a seelie-certified Yaoi enthusiast.
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
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@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

mind reader o8vi

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
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love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

course my bad my bad that shouldve been obvious youre the yaoi fairy after all

Kult: +5
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