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yo. another strider for the pile. dms hella open

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im gonna start greasing you people if you keep spilling shit

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it would but i cant imagine going head first into aforementioned grease pit is pleasant

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haha ok good point

glad we can agree now get in

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im too shy sorry

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thats it im suplexing you

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dude im too shy for that

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when i fucking get you

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im blushing over here

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now youre just making it weird

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haha thanks

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Perhaps I shall keep the sober streak going.

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it is cause you wanna see more of my terrible attempts at knitting

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Perhaps. And we still have not learned the rules to Parcheesi.

god yea i completely forgot that was another goal

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We must get to knitting a Parcheesi board. The ultimate combination of our passions.

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youre so fucking right

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leg might still hurt to where ive got dirk grabbing shit for me so i dont gotta move. but i got #approval for my art so im actually winning

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also i love when people do things for me

How predictable shall a girl be tonight.

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gonna assume very

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Hey. You don't know. Perhaps tonight I will act anew.

i wont and cant stop you from doing either. i just wanted to throw my hat into the guessing ring

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Fair enough. Perhaps to spite you I shall spend a sober night playing parcheesi.

only if you text me updates on the game in excruciating detail

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apparently i was supposed to do something because past me set up like five alarms to go off at once the alarm name is labeled dont forget important youll never guess what happened

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you forgor

i fucking forgor man

dudeee you gotta label your shit more specifically

im trying to follow past mes logic on this because if he didnt label it that meant it had to be shit of a sensitive nature right like something so necessary it had to be a covert operation but it had to get done or else i wouldnt have set so many goddamn alarms or maybe he was just being lazy and figured future him wouldve had it on lock which actually makes it not my fault if you think about it

you know its the lazy option haha. think that makes it everyones fault in a way

youre right fuck how dare you make me forget what my alarm was for

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oh yea my b for not having your back on that one

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no man its our b our collective b all of us are carrying that b through this troublesome time

this is one big b dude thank god were all holding this shit together

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