

dave with three Es
@taciturnGodhead
yo. another strider for the pile. dms hella open

#waterbearwednesday continues for me myself and i and theres nothing that can be done to stop it

#waterbearwednesday
-there's so many kinds of coffee,which one should i learn to brew first? -any helpful coffee enthusiasts?

what yall know about ringworm

double hot pocket kinda night i love using the microwave

#nsfw

they put warnings to not grab food immediately out of the microwave for me specifically. i see my food and forget it was in the box that makes things hot because im too damn excited that its ready and grab that shit with no regard to how hot the plate or food might be then i burn my hand a lil

shits pretty sick

#complaint number one of today is dave continually blowing up my phone i cant even block him or hes gonna think im about to flee our universe again and show his sickly ass up at my apartment
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guess who accidentally broke another microwave









