dave with three Es
@taciturnGodhead
yo. another strider for the pile. dms hella open
hey dave ;)
man haha i sure as hell hope youre talking to me at least a lil bit whats good
sure as hell has been. i would do my random appearing in your home without warning thing but something tells me thatd actually be one of my worst ideas so just lmk when to stop by and ill get the ball rolling on pestering my gateway to your universe over and over until she looks at her phone
you can come by and knock but mari is also here and so is a baby haha but if youre free tonight maybe we could watch a movie or something
hell yeah dawg lets watch a movie tonight
id make a good vivisection patient i wouldnt even call it unethical or anything. who wanna see my organs and find how many you can mess with or remove before it kills me
Do youu promise?
oh yeah absolutely
I'd love an opportuunity to look at huuman anatomy with a willing participant.
oh sweet haha
Me.
damn i wouldve offered when you appeared outside my home if i knew
You should always assume I want to hurt you.
alright i guess
How many Striders and Lalondes can cook? I'm curious :0
I cook quite a lot! I enjoy it and have fun with it.
oh shit no way whats your favorite thing to cook? also whats your least favorite thing to cook and not because you dont like the taste just its annoying or some shit
I like making smothered oxtail! Or oxtail stew! My least favorite is fried anything; I always burn food or undercook it. I've gotten better, but it still is never without frustration.
damn i didnt even know you could eat an oxs tail this is news to me. youll get even better at the frying shit though you got it
Mhm! You can eat and use most parts of an animal! And I hope so! For now, it's just for special occasions.
i mean shit that makes sense when i think about it. my minds been opened here i gotta reflect on the other things i could eat that i didnt think was an option before
You should look into different cultural foods! If you can or have access to any, there are a lot of lovely things to try!
i definitely should normally im eating the same couple of foods but i gotta work on that
Comfort food is normal! But I hope you do try new things.
me too haha
howdy its me the bozo
as a kid i had a reoccurring nightmare that one of these dogs was chasing through the woods until id eventually trip on some root and itd finally catch me. was that actually just you dawg
yeah sorry i wanted to play fetch
damn no way if i knew thats what you wanted i wouldve been so much cooler about the whole thing haha
unusual bird in my apartment. this is a new one
normally im the one showin up places with no warning damn
posted instructions? didnt realize a bird in my apartment was cause for concern i gotta let him know
oh shit
remember to talk to your piss pal this evil wednesday!
i miss you man i havent been able to piss without you
thats devastating to hear dude we can solve this by finally pissing together again. you dont gotta hold it in anymore