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@turntechIy

28 - he - midwest convert. // dms open // don't you know i'm a fucking tetris pro? im about to teach all you noobs geometry.

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@barackObama[BO]

As it is pride month, I encourage you all to be a little extra gay. Also, do be aware of what corporations celebrate Pride while doing nothing the rest of the year, or assisting any important causes or groups.

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are you participating in being a little extra gay this month barak

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@barackObama[BO]

I’m currently dating a variant of your father so, yes. I would say I am.

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so much has happened during my two month chittr hiatus what the hell

oh so when we're bringing back lolcats its cute but a man cant so much as mention a single utterance of the game without public backlash

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@bubbleBlower[BB]

whats wrong with you

im voicing my opinions on a public forum. whats wrong with you

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@bubbleBlower[BB]

im upset that i ̶.̶:̶|̶:̶;̶t the game

i just got this. fuck you

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@adiosToreador[AT]

(( https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek For any latecomers ))

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(( this is so cute omg ))

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@barackObama[BO]

I am concerned for each and every one of you.

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thank you mr. president

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trollbodybuilding.com users hate to see a sensitive young man such as myself getting absolutely shredded after hitting em with the rice/beans/veg combo no sauce #mydrydinner #gains https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b17856be2d39.jpg

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

one way ticket to fart city no round trip

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skill issue

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I Support This, If Only To Watch You Suffer.

no pain no gains get on my level #grindset

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badge of honor #pinned

I AM GOING TO TRY SOMETHING NEW TODAY I SAW ON MY FEED. #VAGUEPOSTING I AM REALLY ENJOYING MY MEAL RIGHT NOW! SEND POST.

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well dont be shy. whatd you have

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you can just blend a block of tofu and a can of pumpkin puree and eat it and its sort of like pumpkin pudding. just being honest

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simple easy recipe to get in your #nutrients

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Allow me to tweak your recipe to make it somewhat more palatable to the senses.

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thank you mr egbert lemme know what you think. i hold your opinion in high regard

tweak away

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... I guess getting in one's macros is PRETTY important. Maybe I could throw in some HONEY to taste...

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yeah man give it a try

UPON ADDING ADDITIONAL INGREDIENTS, NAMELY A BIT OF COCOA POWDER AND SUGAR, IT IS NOT THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER HAD! A NOTABLE IMPROVEMENT. IT IS CERTAINLY A DECENT BASE, THOUGH PERHAPS MY PROBLEM IS THAT I TEND TO FREEZE MOST OF MY TOFU FOR COOKING APPLICATIONS RATHER THAN BAKING! POST REPLY.

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dawg are you freezing your soft silken tofu? please say sike

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I DO NOT PURCHASE SOFT SILKEN TOFU. POST REPLY.

this is my bad. i shouldve specified. please dont do this recipe with firm tofu

who up chittring their

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Moe Moe Kyun!!
@arsenicCatnxp[AC]

:33< m3333333333

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(ooc but i drew the art in your icon tysm fur using it it made me so happy :3)

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@arsenicCatnxp[AC]

// !!!!! ITS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE DRAWING OF NEPETA!!!!! OMG I LOVE THE WAY YOU DRAW HER

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(THATS SO SWEEET TYSM 😭😭❤️!!!!)

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(( omg ;_; <3

what did you guys have for breakfast/lunch i need #inspo

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

As if... you don't know #Ball like I do.

yeah youre right not everyone can be a #ballgazer like you huh

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I crumble into a pile of ash in front of your very eyes. #Murder

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i put your ashes into a ceramic dish that sits on top of my fireplace. every three days i look inside to remind myself of my grave sins yet again. i've learned nothing. i might have killed you twice. #murder but the way i relive it every three days, it may as well have been thousands. i am a changed man. and by changed i mean well just look at this photographic evidence #picrel https://imgchest.com/p/9rydevjrd4k

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I'm in your floorboards. Watch out. #I'mgoingto #Tell-taleHeart #You #EdgarAllanPoeStyle #YouWill #Gomad #Bymyhand #Incest

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just googled that shit and read it. something is seriously #wrong with you

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I read The Tell-Tale Heart when I was five years old why are you only reading it now? #RegardlessIamDoingthatToYou #PostHaste #Illiterate #NoChildLeftBehind

freak origin story. its suddenly all making sense to me #understanding #empathy #newlyliterate

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That is merely a dip into the deceptively deep pond of my twisted psyche. #SupportiveSister #Tomy #NewlyLiterate #Brother #Goodreads

oh im sure

i dont mean to alarm anybody but brown rice is really good. try it

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I'm alarmed.

hey no just take a deep breath

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@turntechIy[TI]

I'm totally freaking out here, dude. The concept of brown rice has sent my nervous system off the charts. There's only one way around this. Dave, you need to decapitate me.

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deep breaths in, deep breaths out. you can get through this dude

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