Rose Kitty Lalonde
@tentacleTherapist
No mortal ever knows happiness and good fortune all the way to the end. Each one is born with his bitterness waiting for him -Euripides
I've been wandering in the woods, what are the current happenings? #Transcendentalism #IntheWoods #Cannibalism
Eridanweek, yaoi/yuriposting, this morning someone was getting shaved. That's pretty much it so far.
Seems I chose a good time to fade into the ether momentarily, then. Good god, did they have lice? #Shaved
I don't believe so, they were just being accosted by one Dave, and a petition was made. Signed by the CEO of Chittr, no less.
Gasp. So official. #OfficiallyShaved
#NowPlaying https://open.spotify.com/track/7rKyITVLEwldhdXIy7P6Vw?si=JnmcavNpSo64SkhUtKxUag
Typing with wet nails, very very dangerous #Iamin #Danger
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE MASSACRE OF WET NAIL POLISH THAT WILL STAIN YOUR KEYBOARD.
God-willing I shall be spared. #VeryIntentional #Typing #VeryCareful
every time i do that i fuck up the polish and i just result to getting other people to paint my nails for me because i cant be assed to keep fucking it up and then going goddammit and then wiping the polish off and starting from the beginning all over again
I would never trust another soul to paint my nails. You are bold and brazen to do such a thing.
thanks i try so hard can you tell
That you are trying very hard? Yes, I can tell. #TryHard #Gotcha
#keepcallingmethat #imstilltopoftheleaderboard #bottomfragger
#ChronicallyOnline #<3
Can't whatever you're typing wait? (#incest)
No. My thoughts must be executed as soon as they bloom into my mind.
#PeachMojito #Substance #RebornDollDrama on #YouTube
oh em gee
<3
I disappeared into the ether last night. This is primarily due to the fact that I attempted to watch "The Incubus (2010)" and I fell into a deep, deep slumber, as if I had pricked my finger upon a spindle. I was impossible to wake. It was almost as if Raphael had reaped my thanergy through the mother-fucking screen. Consider this my review. #3.5/5
OH MY GOD THAT MOVIE I$ $O GOOD $TOP 11/10
Louizz... I legitimately could not keep my eyes open. I was being hunted across electronic borders. #Maybe4/5 #Ididenjoythefilm
RO$E. DID YOU NOT LOVE HOW THE INCUBI WERE BARELY INTRODUCED AND THEN IGNORED FOR LIKE 20 MINUTE$ WHILE MARNIE WA$ BU$Y HAVING MAJOR LU$U$ I$$UE$? DID YOU NOT LOVE WHEN WALTUH $WAM OUT FROM THE PIER TO KILL HER $O FUCKING FUNNILY AT THE END?? HI$ ACCENT??? LORDY LORD LORD?
Lordy lord lord... No, please do not mistake me. These were all facets of the movie that I enjoyed thoroughly. I found Walter and Johnny to be the most captivating characters on screen for the majority of the movie. Also, Bianca was DRESSED DOWN the entire time. Unfortunately, Marnie fell a little bit flat for me but I believe that is within the spirit of the Self-Insert nature that comes with these Twilight rip-offs.
#andiwastheretoo #incest
Was your thanergy similarly drained? I think not. Raphael chose me through the screen. #Incest
no i was amped as hell after i saw that shit #staysexyraphael
#Now(Re)Reading #Incest https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/735e71d43594.jpeg
#NowPlaying #Nettles Not even trying to have a good day. https://open.spotify.com/track/3xoM5gZ2RVQqLkjqEgrJ4x?si=jS4C0gJAQdq2AIdgNH-mhQ
I gasp, sputter, claw my (Glossy black perfect manicured) way back up to the very top of the deep, cavernous pit filled with malignant foul black, inky water in order to share this with you all, and then I am subsequently pulled back under by an unknown force, disappearing once more. #Incest #NowPlaying https://open.spotify.com/track/5jLMFDMUkGpzIgPF2sxWkB?si=GSuU6UtcT6CrZE04cDWTZQ
Shakes your shoulders, What year is it Dave!!!! You've incurred a brain injury, it is possible that you may need evil surgery post-haste!!
oh shit i think you might be right. but who could give me evil surgery? it would have to be someone with a steady hand lest my brain get even more injuried. is evil surgery still illegal or did @barackObama get that shit sorted
#EvilSurgery was never legal and never will be... Not to worry my sweet, I have steadfast hands and a cursory knowledge of the various lobes of the brain #Cerebral. You are in the darkest, most evil... and best of hands. #GetontheGurney
yeah okay this totally isnt shady or weird at all. here i go onto the #gurney for my #evilsurgery. watch out everybody im about to be reborn, who knows what i'll be like once my brain gets uninjured? #newbrainnewme #evilsurgery
Surprise, it's a #Lobotomy. I'm going to be #trepanning the fuck out of you and keeping you in my basement.
I am going to lock you in my #Basement for #EvilSurgeryRecovery #Incest #FreakIncestFantasy
“Evil Surgery” is not legal, but is currently not being prosecuted against due to issues with understaffing.
Flying under the radar. May I suggest a #LalondeAmendment that allows me to do my own bidding at will?
I will alert my team to this idea.
Being torn away from my phone kicking and screaming, pitching a horrid fit #BeBackLater
#rosedraught is back on #wearesofucked
as is your right!
waitin on BAITD BREFF 4 ur return sweetieeee
It's for the best.
For real this time. Put me the fuck down if I'm still out here after this. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e6/81/fb/e681fbb1e29ed5c0e520a7748b59b1ad.jpg
The #ModestDersite does not discuss her bust size.
Can a Derse Dreamer, Royalty of Derse, not call herself a Dersite? #Nitpicky
You should only share that with professionals. #genuinemedicaladvice
Yes, I'll be sure to tell my psychologist my exact measurements, band and bust size. #RealMedicalProfessional #EvilPsychologist?
The #ModestDersite doth not disclose this information publicly, Doctor. Don't you know about HIPAA? #HeDoesNotCarebout #HIPAA
yeah whatever for those curious im a 32 DD #bignaturals
Child's play compared to what I have been cursed with in this motley life, with what the dark gods knitted and plotted for me, as my wretched DNA wove me together in my mother's #ToxicWomb. But a #ModestDersite would never divulge this information.
oh god yeah thats so sad. absolutely tragic. of all the horrible evil attributes and predispositions someone could get passed on through their dna the #modestdersite was cursed with #bignaturals. guess it just runs in the family. god damn. we should kill ourselves #cw-self-harm #body-horror
#ILied #AwakeAndBlinking #PutmeoutofmyMisery
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/24/55/8e/24558e48fac7df57106e0d24289c7fdf.gif
i see purple and red you better tag this as incest #incest
Oh, fuck. You're right. #Incest #HowcouldIforget
Quad this post if I am still allowed to do Evil Surgery on you. #EvilSurgery
We will take care pf this Meemaw. Take my gloved hand. #Sanitized #KneeSurgery
i thought you were going to be exclusively my evil surgeon wtf why are you operating on these other people #evilsurgery #evilincestsurgery #blood #gore #vivisection #intestinesandshit
I would rather choke on my own blood and perish than do something as disgusting as that. #Wewillsimplysewthemshut #EvilSurgery
Y34H 4LR1GHT GO 4H34D TH3N
I have to make a living, Strider. You are my pet project my #FavoritePatient. #EvilIncestSurgery
Meemaw, we will prescribe you the illest most lethal dose of Morphine available. #EvilSurgery #OnMeemaw
Whatever Evil Surgery I set my heart upon, obviously. #EvilSurgery #ColdGurney
B33 < can evil surgery make my hitbox smaller
With #EvilSurgery anything is possible.
@hellaJeff Big fan. #SBaHJ
https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/deepfried_1774555751009.jpg
Thank you for that. #BigFan #IcanTotallyreadthis
// it says "i cast JPEG artifacts"
Thank you Hella Jeff for that translation, very kind of you.
Really disingenuous that nobody is talking about the Hannah Montana 20th anniversary.
i mean, its okay?
The WHAT? Has it actually been 20 years? That's bananas
Indeed it has. #Feeloldyet? #Kidding
Miley wrote and performed a song for Hannah and it was okay?
I'm trying not to send myself into another existential dread spiral from realizing how long I have continued to remain living.
To quote a certain secret popstar: "This is the life, hold on tight."
this aged me even further
Perhaps if her father in the show had donned more than the paltry skid mark on his chin, I'd give a hoot.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/90b7508f2180.gif
Headache. #EvilSurgeonSabbatical #Iamnicenow
i think you were always nice in your heart of hearts! <3
i am sorry abt your headache though :(
You would think this. #Blackclaw #Inmyheart
i know claws, miss prissypriss mcgothypants and i know youre a good friend! so there <3
This is where I am currently posting from by the way, but I may go on Sabbatical. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b023e8ca722d.jpeg
cross country motorcycle ride with no helmet
You take me for a fool? #Imontheroof
Gasp. #CosplayAbbot #I'llbeyourRobby
I already know you want to play Evil Surgeon with me.
Waiting Room Phoebe Bridgers, my willing little patient.
#EvilSurgeon #APhDInHorribleness
#nefariousnurse #wrongdoses #lethalmistake
#MedicalMalpractice #HostileHospital
#unsafecore #powertoolsintheoperatingroom #uncomfortablepatientpsychology #injectingpoisoninsteadofvaccines
#UnneccessaryExams #InsuranceFraud #Arsenicpilled #DrSheffield
#childrenshospital #notwearinggloves #coughinginpatientsfaces #notcheckinglifesupportconnections
Okay, we're veering out of Evil Surgeon territory, I'm going to lose my medical license. #ImAMedicalDoctor #Syke
#lockedin #omitted