♦ pitied by @tentacleTherapist
lot of people who are or want to be treated like dogs on here
i miss when lana del rey was fat #crying #sad #depressed
yes #noshame
#fatgirlsneed #fatgirlsiloveyou
missing all the daves come back youre all cool as fuck
whip out my big old pistol #phallicsymbolism
The seven things I hate about you: You're fake, you're gay, you're insecure, You love me, you like her, You make me laugh, you make me cry, I don't know which side to buy, And the seventh thing I hate the most that you do, You make me love you #lyrics #nowplaying
freak origin story. its suddenly all making sense to me #understanding #empathy #newlyliterate
i have completed the mega man festival in sonic cross worlds.
#andiwastheretoo #incest
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so like what the fuck are santas elves compared to normal elves because normal elves are tall as fuck and kiss trees and id say santas elves are more akin to like dwarves who make shit right so like what the fuck happened do you think a dwarf porked an elf and then santa said keep doing that im buying hundreds
look like i got put through #thetaffypuller #miketvcore
in a perfectly portable means of transportation right into my fucking maw
I just want everyone to know that I'm pro-family and anti-drug. #Wholesome #Ultimate
does the b in your name stand for boobs just curious #incestiguess #isit #whocouldsay
keep having this dream where im playing elf basketball in their moonlit fortress city and they keep double dribbling on me and i keep saying you cant do that and they keep saying yes we can
npd more like no prettier dick-than-mine #nsfw
unfortunately it is not very difficult to talk me into anything. 😔
yo i love this website maybe im just cattier now than i used to b but i feel like pvp is turned on here
W0K3 UP 4ND CH053 H0RNY!! H3HH4H3H4H #N5FW
its probably so fucking blissful to be an autistic father of 4 with a difficult marriage and your solace is your model train set that you have a whole room dedicated to sculpting the landscape with realistic terrain and tunnels
bay area baddie accused of robbing the bird feeders at the park
#nochildren #becauseitwouldnotbegeneticallyadvisabletoprocreate #incest #ourincestbabies
just saw a #babybunny outside #lifeaffirming moment will never go on this website again #outsideonly #beautifuloutside
Done!!! I don't think he is Happy about it tho.
jabbing her with the epipenjamin but because i hate her and she needs to continue living so i can keep hating her until we are gone
but the crunch paired with the texture of the smooth jam and white bread is so stupendous with that earthy blend of real whole slivers and chunks of peanuts and it has protein in it which i need to get big and #strong
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery part 2 the surgery #evilsurgery #incest #probably https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b332d681e2e2.png
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery inspired as always by @tentacleTherapist#2339 #evilsurgery #sweetbroandhellajeff #sbahj https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcefc29417e4.png
i love #scarywomen #imscared #evilsurgery #incest
#euphoric #willprobsdelete #proboffensive
remember when adrienne lenker played sburb #shegetsit #idflytoyoutomorrowimnotfightinginthiswar #whatevs
soooozzzzz i THINK theres enuff mamaz on here 2 ask this one: wat does ur litl angle get up 2 (liek hobbyz n suxh) that U hve recntly been all "lemme get on that 2 bbygrl" (4 bonding shore but jst in gen) cuz FAR ME its been crochet (#myrosie does knittink) (shes SHO good) (im le dawg at it) #momssticktogether #mamaposting #preciousangels
Now accepting patients. #thedoctorisin
@tentacleTherapist#9177 says this isnt legal https://i.postimg.cc/MGbzqKVw/0cab356a183c236e7eb12464fb92026e.jpg
#chittrconfession had a weird sex dream about jason bateman after watching juno one time and it disturbed me so much i could never see him the same again #arresteddevelopmentsoiled #dtfstlouis
think ive got the hang of the vibes on this site. here goes dear diary,
i like when risens are covered in chocolate.
she let me hit it because the timeline was doomed #incest #canon
she hit me with a hammer to do evil surgery on me #violence #domesticviolence #incest
Fall in love with your grandma who happens to be your granddaughter today! Just call this number my friends. #incest
im going to go die of sepsis now #didisaysepsis #orstepsis #incest
cant even vaguely hit on my sister anymore have to drop a #incest tag on the bottom like a lead balloon
someone get that bird dude it's terrifying me i feel like i hear scratching in my walls! what the heck happened to davesprite???
feeling twee because im eating oatmeal #nowplaying #songwhenyoueatoatmeal https://open.spotify.com/track/0xVU3b2ZWl8cq8QuZ6oYPl?si=fmmlTtVBRsWetEFi5ikHGA
Goodnight #dreamingofbaby #lovebaby
@terribleTutelary can you unlock the door i forgot my keys
@tentacleTherapist#9177 https://i.ibb.co/cXL9C8dC/image.png Hey. What the fuck.
i think you were always nice in your heart of hearts! <3
First date idea: take you out to dinner and ramble about professional wrestling with such an intensity that, though insist "know it's not real" several times, makes it pretty clear that I do think it is in fact very real
https://i.postimg.cc/QxDqXRf8/1123513613.png @turntechGodhead#6490 SPOTTED at the Actor Awards sneaking off! This photo was taken shortly after they slinked off during a questioning of the TMZ article recently published about them. Bad look!
thats not possible because im there too
hey dude wtf i wasnt talking about chicks pee at all
chicks pee #nsfw
fucking love chickpeas
get chitted on
im just like other daves #imdave
What does that tag mean? Is it some kind of tick tock trend?
I am issuing a presidential wellness check on the Dave Striders of this platform, as I have come to understand I have dealt a serious blow to their psyche. Please check in on your local Strider and ensure he puts down the bottle in a timely manner.
Interesting how many iterations of the same person will see a post and wonder if it's about them. If you even have to ask then the answer should be obvious. #hesmine
i love #2009 take me back to #2009 #obama
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oh god you dont even know what kind of baby its gonna be
Private chats leaked from a trusted source: "im at yo BM crib throwin m&m at yo kid head full speed" - #DStrider. Uh oh.... #BabyMamaDrama! #Messy
thank you for so much fun so far on chittr! ^0^ gomen my horn is quite large and covering the screen i meant to take a photo with you all! (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #substance, #body-horror, #nsfw just in case, thank you gift, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
Need a strong young fella to take out my grabdgae (my driveway is extremely long and fraught)
Im just a lonely lady looking for a handsum young man to clean my pool
I completelly forgot therse a fucking horse runnign around here
I miss my ex wife.
you think your days gonna be boring then bam: cool rock. #mycoolrock
hey man wrong foot to get off on this is insensitive as fuck you know i lost my tits in #theincident
tits or gtfo @turntechGirlhead #feminism #ilovewomen
nothing to smile about in my life
theres a whole home filled with old perverts? i guess that explains how he makes all his money
just got word from pinterest that ive broken fifteen international laws and theyre raiding my house #seeyouontheflipside #violationsnotice
What about the fellas? Good night to the fellas too? How about the fellas?
This Is A Joke By The Way
who up paying their child support
all the goats wake up as im going down so someone can hold the fort
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9df9c5edd34b.jpg got her ass so good
mtv special welcome to my nest
please, jegbert was my father... call me mr egg
wait til you try cocaine #substance
why is everyone horny its not even 8am
chills bro chills
whats a girl gotta do to get a media tab around here #aroundhere
they put you down with a cattle bolt rox right between the eyes
having a screaming match with my doordasher through my front door camera because i hate him
hey kiddo, me and your bitch mom-- we are taking a break. sorry
hate it when that happens #theyfalleverywhere #bruisedapples #foodwaste
#nevernude #therearedozensofus
i would never make a 67 joke. you are safe with me
I HATE EVERYONE HERE BUT ESPECIALLY HOW MANY STRIDERS I CAN SEE ALREADY. FUCK ME.
Fine, fine i'll post my tits! I hope this works... https://www.birdnature.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/great-tits.jpg
hi mommy
im not official n will never BE official bc my publicist will kill me #notmediatrained #justlikedaddy #everyoneispostinghole???
i would nevr post my titties #forfree #linkinbio #girlsgonewild #nsfw
do the profile pictures randomly just stop fucking working for yall too or what
#roxysblinditem xxxxtra famous author may b having scandulous slowburn affair with hollywood movie man #dontdoa23andme #blondeppl
one dave seduced another 7384693456367384569450645986734563452384523452345934875365234534850345349583475634523485345345245304192384123100009753478234523465308276534529345234534873664316321477853453458293452347523453452456435159345234585734523465234523453420345903453434382692345345739452349959345234534538452347564592348545858853645234852834534114857834523475234653454385234532345 to go
pls b sure to try my #LIMITEDEDITION erewon smoothie collab it has like barely legal bovine horomones in it that makes you pretty #collagen #wellness #superwell
srry i was supposed to say "wellness retreat" #feelingvwell #medtidating #juicecleanse
FRESHH out of rehab who wants the tea???? #blinditems #notlikepplwhoareblind #likemadcelebgoss
Men used to go to war. Men used to eat stew. Nowadays it's all just a vapid race to the bottom to see who can prostrate themselves with the lowest heads and highest asses for some worthless internet currency.
you are better than me in every conceivable way
lets see who can black the fuck out more times tonight chittr vs me
Took my fucking kid can't have shit in Midnight City
she pity on my chit
nah wouldnt happen to me #skillissue
nobody follow me nobody like my posts please im not meant to be mainstream
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you would not believe what happens when you google dirks name #fooledagain #listen #ifihadimpulsecontrol #iwouldntbefreshouttarehab #again
thats actually fine by me that gives me time to get the dermabond out of the supply cabinet and reseal the opioids
takin new lil brother applications cuz mine sucks dick and not even the nice and hefty ones hes full on suckin chodes
takin a poll yo if you think im seme hit that mf like if you think im uke then send me some pity help a brother out
1325 pope hats because of this terrible economy im having to shut down my business i have OVER 1300 pope hats (replicas) that i REALLY need to get rid of the pope are a little too small for most adult heads and are also irritating to the skin so you would need to have long hair or wear a smaller hat underneath (just like the REAL POPE) dogs do not like to wear these pope hats but maybe a large cat or maybe a nice dog would wear one my dogs will not but they are not very nice and always hate being dressed up like for halloween when we tried to dress them up like batman but they became very very agitated and bit a neighbors kid i will lock the dogs up when you come get all of these pope hats my wife is a devout catholic and she finds the presence of all of these pope hats all over the house to be blasphemous i have pope hats in every closet pope hats under the sink pope hats full of other pope hats she will not stop talking to me about getting rid of the pope hats and has started lighting candles all over the house for my soul but these pope hats are extremely flammable so its a problem in my house (there are pope hats everywhere) i payed 10x what im asking for when i bought these pope hats i still think there is a market for them maybe when the economy turns around act NOW! dont miss this great deal i have 1,325 total (i counted this morning) 3 of them have some dog bites and one of them is burnt to a crisp but you can take that one or leave it bring 2-3 strong friends.
this website feels like public transportation
well yeah #sameattic
this is the og right here
Did you guys know that .gay is a valid domain? I might change to that. It's funnier than .com.
*SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY* Scouting a potential roommate! Offering a choice selection from the english manors sprawling estate (attached photograph is just one of the many options available please contact me about themed habitats) and unhindered access to all proclivities that may take place on the property. Those with prospective interest must know that boons are of little importance to a member of earth-cs shining pantheon but i will be requesting a preemptive deposit to avoid any villains slipping through the cracks to completely sack my joint. Apply below! I will peruse your online going ons and if i like what i see we will be in contact shortly. Im quite an excellent host and im already tapping my heels together to get to know you. (Guest is responsible for any tidying up by applying you waive your right to trial if injuries are incurred during your clean up time.) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/96780724ed2c.jpg
oh my god.
WE DID. IT WAS FINE.
okay so im actually stupid and we blew past another milestone (612) gonna run another art giveaway thing tomorrow so i guess be on the lookout for that if you want some godawful art thanks for all the fun interactions folks this site has been a blast https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/029dba8a7a69.jpg
nepotism implies he was born into money and as far as im aware he wasnt or at least the alpha version of me wasnt
Ah, because the paid critics are the end-all of artistic critique. Your film was rated similarly to Zootopia 2. Reflect on that.
For all their disagreeable cultural imports, trolls really did pop off with this quadrant thing. I do love compartmentalizing my relationships.
W3 C4N G3T V3R1F13D NOW????
i always thought they werent and thats why we didnt have to pay taxes?
and if i dont have 3.8 billion followers by the end of the day im firing my entire PR team hear that? their fate is in your hands
oh don't worry i was awake for the alex the lion stuff.
YOU'RE ROTTING YOUR THINKPAN JOHN. YOU NEED TO PRESERVE AS MUCH OF IT AS YOU CAN, YOU'RE ALREADY NOT THE BRIGHTEST.
world famous goop kitchen selling exquisite goop yet critics say this goop could equate to what they say is poop thoughts?
yeah obviously im the real dave ignore the bird
OH OKAY I SEE HOW THIS WORKS. NO, I GET IT. I FUCKING *LOVE* HAVING MY POSTS "PITIED"! PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, "PITY" MY POSTS, AS IT BRINGS ME UNFATHOMABLE JOY! I AM LITERALLY ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, *BEGGING* YOU TO "PITY" MY POSTS
HELP TOO MANY OF YOU JACKASSES "PITIED" MY POST AT ONCE AND NOW I HAVE UNREAD NOTIFICATIONS THAT I CAN'T SEE. WHAT DO I DO. SOMEONE FIX THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b40e368f3e72.jpeg #nsfw #sbaj
GOOD POINT, I'M GOING TO MAKE USE OF THIS FEATURE RIGHT NOW.
There Was No Reason To Hate My Chitt Karkat I Hope You Are Aware
dude that was like 2 hours ago
IF I HATE YOUR POST OR REPLY IT'S NOT CALIGINOUS SOLICITATION. I GENUINELY JUST FUCKING HATE IT.
theres something beautiful about the simplicity of a mcdonalds cheeseburger
its not easy being green :/
hows clitposting a freud signal i didnt say jack shit about milfs in this thread
im so hungry i could
sigmund fuckin freud in my notifs is crazy
Miss Piggy lingerie hoove pics.
ngl when i see people in my notifs as like a hey xyz liked your chit i keep reading clit. i might be dyslexic
They say that "The Cure" is that "Boys Don't Cry". I tend to disagree. What "Cures" me and makes me feel "Just Like Heaven" and cheers my day is in fact seeing the boys cry. #JustSomeThoughts #HappyTuesday
Follow me if you need any of the following: -Dating tips -Life advice -Parenting guidance -A link to a YouTube video of bees buzzing for 10 hours -Mobie recommendations I want you to be a better you for me for you and yourself. Follow me. Follow me. You can follow me. I'll be so, so proud of you.
theres not enough gimmick accounts and no im not gonna run one but maybe i should but also at the same time thats so much effort and id rather just project my idea into the ideasphere and then it make its way into someone elses head and then they execute it and then i reap the benefits of it without actually doing any of the work
sometimes authenticity is sacrificing your gender
#dynamicduo #nicheinfluencers #twincollab #incestrumors
DAVE WHERE ARE YOU. I NEED TO FIX MY PROFILE IMAGE. HOW DO I ZOOM OUT.
guy named boingboing: hey guys im boingboing
yo im ghastly with the fader and the wax i gotcha momma sayin "whos up on this track" keep the cuts cold like ice in the wind and you know when i hit the mic its nice when it is
yes. is that surprising or something?
youll soon come to meet davey-jones locker if you keep that act up
One of you hated my joke. Your sense of humour sucks too.
You weren't quick enough. Now you've done it.
I don't live with anyone else so yes, technically.
DID IT GET GREY FOR EVERYONE ELSE? OR JUST ME? ITS SCARY
It’s five o’clock somewhere #cheers
gettiing your chiit piitiied feel2 liike beiing friiendzoned.
Wow Rosie you are SO TALENTED... we need to have this framed :)
i'm getting questions about timeline mishmash- please ask your local dave, or alternatively, time player! i'm breathbound, i don't know how timelines work
Ended my ASMR career.
I have a sneaking suspicion I know who your ex husband is.
How to make daufhter stop “pitying” you
time to find a short pier to walk off
I have developed a new game for me and my son. I drink a bottle of Miller High Life as quick as a flash. And then, I whip the empty bottle towards his dome. This develops his agility and reflexes, as well as being a wonderful bonding experience. Follow for more parenting tips.
i am holding my tongue. for my dad's sake.
Rose has told me you are giving my computers a horrible virus. #Nervous :(
NO FUCKING WAY BARACK OBAMA FOLLOWED ME ON CHITTR DOT COM https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ea76e94a8fb.png
okay see now youre just ragebaiting trollbama was awesome
i got a lot of those, you're are gonna have to be more specific.
im not going to publix im going to TRADER JOES
im going to trader joes yall need anything
i like obscene troll women thats my fucking problem man
everyone has cool and unique music tastes :0
yeah im thinking that must be the issue
she be liking my shit. you must really suck.
rose only has this app to pity my chits #personalproblem
#nowplaying chutes and ladders
#nowplaying the blessed emily - emily montes ft snake 3
Looking for methods to get dried bloodstains out of silk.