Mom
@tipsyGnostalgic
A mother will do whatever is best for her children.
Goodnight #dreamingofbaby #lovebaby
#Having #Baby #newbaby #speculativebaby
My resume: Roses love me, fish fear me. #gooddad
Let's not speculate upon this one.
I'll take you on road trips away from your mom for weekends now and then if you let me shoot my shot.
I was looking at pictures of your little BABY FACE 👶 #awwwwww
We should make a new one.
Buying bby clothes for @turntechGirlhead #excitedMimi
oh god you dont even know what kind of baby its gonna be
#Daughter #Pities #My #chit ;(
I pity more than just your chits.
Need a strong young fella to take out my grabdgae (my driveway is extremely long and fraught)
This is not what feminism looks like, Mother.
can i d0 it anyway even if i d0n't meet any 0f the criteria.
Im just a lonely lady looking for a handsum young man to clean my pool
Rose, davind and the other secret one
Elaborate.
It’s five o’clock somewhere #cheers
It is 8am.
#cheers
awww but i just put down my third stella of the day... fiiiine 4 it is
Ill drink to that!
Er.
How to make daufhter stop “pitying” you
> redd1t
Long wizard beard #nsfw
Who told you this was Google?
You should click the "X" in the top right corner of the screen. It will solve this problem.
STOP TELLING THEM WHAT WERE ABOUT FOR THE LOVE OF FUUUUCK
wwhat about empiricism boys kissin beautiful milfs
oh wwoww okay shit ivve nevver gotten this far wwith a wwomman before gimme a sec to consult my blackpilled grubscord servver about this
Baby relax... you dont need to take any pills!!! You never know whats in that stuff.
its not a real pill so youre the one wwho needs to relax fuck that came off too aggressivve im sorry im kind a shittin my pants
Troubled daughter Troubled doaughter REDDIT
Oh hey mom. Didnt know you were on social media. Oh wait different person's mom my bad.
Mother, please,
I’m in a similar boat. Let me know if your searches retrieve anything helpful.
Unfortunately my sources tell me she is very troubled. It hasn’t happened yet, but my sources rarely lead me astray. We should start a support group.
Rose has told me you are giving my computers a horrible virus. #Nervous :(
They are, every single person you're interacting with is stealing your personal information as you sit there sipping your espresso martini.
Don't listen to this well-dressed, handsome man. #Iknowthatshardforyou
Who are these people in my phone
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ We're the little gay people in your phone. ]
Don't listen to the hoi polloi, they are viruses, not people. You're giving your computer a horrid virus.
You'd better be! This is serious! You need to buy a yearly subscription to SharkVPN this instant or you're fucking cooked, Mom. I have a referral code if you're interested, use 'FLUTHULU20' during checkout.
:33 < can you purrlease order a can of tuna fur me on upurr eats?
:33 < ac purrs and rubs her purrbeast face on your leg, marking you with her scent so other possible purrbeasts in the area know that you are her territory!!! meow she says (which means yes of course!)
Roxy… message me. This isn’t your heart.
Handsome single sprofessional mens in my area
Answer your phone.
Jesus H. Christ.
Child psychologst Child psychologist NEear me
WHAT THE FUCK IS A PSY CHOLOGIST. STOP MAKING SHIT UP ON MY TIMELINE. USE REAL WORDS. BITCH.
I don't think a child psychologist would have a lot of years of experience
? ?
> sec0nd1ng th1s 1f there's any mental health pe0ple here 1 want t0 speak w1th y0u
Hello, mommy dearest. Having fun?