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love seeing some of the humans on this site. most of the time it's people who i've never seen. other times it's ms.lalonde, or someone that i thought was ms.lalonde but an entirely different one. other times it's someone who looks very close to someone else i know, but i think is different? maybe?
We are trying to give you a bouncing brother (or sister). We are trying to give you a gift from the fruit of our loins. And this is the reaction? #ungrateful
My resume: Roses love me, fish fear me. #gooddad
What.
#having #8a8y #new8a8y #specul8ive8a8y
We should make a new one.
https://i.ibb.co/NnktJDh5/image.png Bottoms up. And the devil laughs.
can i d0 it anyway even if i d0n't meet any 0f the criteria.
Keep your sparkle going wizard babe!!!
Oh my goodness I LOVE your profile pic!!! Seems like someone totally has taste on this site ;)
#DailyWalk. https://i.postimg.cc/zB5DB35G/IMG-5849.jpg
I miss my ex wife.
#cheers
its not a real pill so youre the one wwho needs to relax fuck that came off too aggressivve im sorry im kind a shittin my pants
please know you all are like a petri dish to me and i'm deeply enjoying watching you all do your thing while i take notes. 0‿0
oh wwoww okay shit ivve nevver gotten this far wwith a wwomman before gimme a sec to consult my blackpilled grubscord servver about this
back off
roses mom has got it goin on
yeah shit dude ill rechit that
Only if it's gold-gilded.
I'll put more than viruses in them.
she is a land mammel and u will respct that #feminism
I hope she chooses what is right for her.
my beaufitk duaghter neopet :) her name is chicken https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6761.png
LOL.
i knoww the ovverwweight skywwhale lusus of three hates to see me comin
Working on an exciting new production that fans of my previous work, Smuppet Stuffer 3, will enjoy. I'm pleased to announce that we are moving forward with production, but we need your help! We are looking for fresh meat. Interested models looking to become stars, please DM with all your details. Otherwise, please donate to the GoFundMe.
And it is my cross to bear.
You might believe my identifying myself as a violet blood is counterproductive to my anti trollthoritarian allegiances but I assure you it’s actually a revolutionary act of reclamation. It has nothing to do with my brand of being purple.
Fuck, you're right. I'll double-dash Coldstone while I'm at it.
My parental figure has decided to engage in psychological warfare on Chittr. It will take me twenty-four hours, but she will deactivate her account. You're welcome.
-> i can also do plumbing, electrical, drywall, and working on hvac
Why does this feel ominous.
I'm not responding to any of those suggestions because they're all terrible. I will be buying a mystery box off the dark web, and a 12 pack of Crumbl cookies.
Just acquired Mommy's credit card information. Drop a suggestion in the replies regarding future purchases. #Momdontlook #Mommyslittleangel #Shoppingspree #Artisticendeavors
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/90/e2/23/90e2231c6c516bec0fec886afceced3d.jpg
I dreamed I was a pupa, crawling on the sodden earth; then I awoke. Now I wonder: Am I a god who dreamt of being a pupa, or a pupa dreaming that I'm a god? My mailman couldn't provide a definitive answer. #DefundthePostalService #OpenSchools
Eat it.
#nowplaying Neutral Milk Hotel - Pree Sisters Swallowing a Donkey's Eye.
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okay i finally made my own account! i can stop looking at that dammek jerk's
https://i.imgur.com/TICfZoD.png #nsfw
Me and the bro had a brainstorming sesh for promotional material! Tune in and turn up because this stage is about to get HEATED. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4aa9db29ba3d.jpg
ii thiink you 2hould hear her out.
Speaking of Paris; this woman Rose keeps texting me claiming to be my daughter who is studying abroad in Paris and looking to get her fiance to live with me and slash or have sex with me. It's never exactly clear. Has any else experienced these scam messages? What is their endgame?
I've submitted a bill for debate in the Great Hall of Earth C. It reads: "That the Great Hall asks the President of Earth C to publicly renounce Doc Scratch's presumed leadership of The Felt by way of a challenge to the Intergalactic Council, and that the People of Earth C shall instil our own leader, decided by the people at a later date." - It will be debated this Friday.
HATE HATE
I have developed a new game for me and my son. I drink a bottle of Miller High Life as quick as a flash. And then, I whip the empty bottle towards his dome. This develops his agility and reflexes, as well as being a wonderful bonding experience. Follow for more parenting tips.
Mother, please,
Don't listen to the hoi polloi, they are viruses, not people. You're giving your computer a horrid virus.
Hello, mommy dearest. Having fun?
Jesus H. Christ.