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the #strilondereunion is going great [a picture of john and karkat still fighting is attached below, the legs of various people seen sitting and standing around in the background, someone is being passed a handful of coins one of daves hands is in frame giving a thumbs up]
I don't believe so, they were just being accosted by one Dave, and a petition was made. Signed by the CEO of Chittr, no less.
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it probably feels good as fuck for the mana when the wizard uses it #nsfw #implication
nobody has ever talked about the top fragger x bottom fragger dynamic #nsfw
hell no its big fat girl summer #ilovebigfatgirls
whip out my big old pistol #phallicsymbolism
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
chittr: after dark where everyone turns on demon time or goblin mode and goes off the rails i love this place it fascinates me also if you assholes want art go check my pinned post
are we once again over sharing our deepest desires and thoughts chittr is that what were doing right now
its me and im doing EVIL SURGERY #evilSurgery
Me. Without a doubt.
concept: "hehe what are we doing on the operating table?" ( tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, #nsfwe, medicalplay, and all the things your pan jumped to reading that quote, archive rating: M )
The seven things I hate about you: You're fake, you're gay, you're insecure, You love me, you like her, You make me laugh, you make me cry, I don't know which side to buy, And the seventh thing I hate the most that you do, You make me love you #lyrics #nowplaying
It's rough getting old. :( #DontWorry! #GILFSaretrending
You rotten milk-sopping dishrag of a “publication”… this is NOT A PHOTO OF ME!
rose wont fucking listen to me i keep saying she has jaundice and liver failure from the drinking and now look at her ass
I support her. #TheNamesAreInOrderForAReason
Uh Oh! @titularTerror R. Lalonde reportedly kicked fans out of her most recent book signing! Watch out fans - ship wrong and get shipped out! "I know who's on top" - R. Lalonde. 😧 https://i.postimg.cc/Z0kkkbpN/IMG-5990.jpg
oh em gee
freak origin story. its suddenly all making sense to me #understanding #empathy #newlyliterate
just googled that shit and read it. something is seriously #wrong with you
like easter is so fucked up for people like me or even rabbits do you think rabbits feel good or okay when all you do is eat chocolate versions of them
striders. #nsfw
careful itll fall off
#incest #piss #pisscest
They call me Sick Strider. This is because I got sick.
i miss directing sometimes i was kind of a bossy annoying bitch about it but god when everyone finally make things work how youw ant them to its so nice. i really keep thinking about making another movie. but i only made one non sbahj film and that shit bombed so i dunno i feel kinda scorned about being rusty and starting with like a drama or a kids movie or anything
no i was amped as hell after i saw that shit #staysexyraphael
#andiwastheretoo #incest
A few minutes later the Pony Pals were in Dr. Crandal’s examining room. He put the cat on the examining table and [readied his holy water and crucifix.] “I’ve never seen [the film Titanic],” Dr. Crandal said. “But I can tell you [Leonardo DiCaprio] lived outdoors all his life. [Leo] doesn’t have any scars and has eaten well. He’s also been altered. [Claire Danes] definitely [had chemistry with him in Romeo + Juliet].” Dr. Crandal listened to the cat’s heart and lungs with his stethoscope. “[This cat has no heartbeat. It is not of this world]” he said. He handed the cat back to Anna. “I’m going to [sacrifice some goats to him, because I am fucking terrified. This is such a bullshit animal.”] He opened a drawer and took out a [rusty music box.] Anna held the cat while Dr. Crandal gave the [windup key to his daughter. “It’s finally time for you to take this, Pam. You’ll know when and how to use it. I’m sorry that this burden is now yours.”] “We’re going to make posters about the cat,” Anna told him. “[This fucking thing is distracting us from our horse-related shit, so unless someone claims him, we’ll have to take matters into our own hands.”] “Good idea,” said Dr. Crandal. “He can sleep in the kennel tonight. I have [an enema scheduled soon. Goodbye.”] “Thanks, Dr. Crandal,” [Pawnee whispered huskily.] The Pony Pals said [a word so foul that I cannot bear to reprint it] to Dr. Cran- #DetectivePony
Please use caution when traveling to the Crystal Lakeside. HiveDash does not work and you must catch fish to survive.
Hello all. Please forgive my absence. I was struck down with a sickness that I suspect to have been caused by some form of biological warfare. To all others suffering from similar symptoms : my condolences to your family and loved ones for your inevitable loss. To my enemies: I lived, bitch.
rise pharaoh
wiat is houldve said tits. chits n tits. fuck
u can hate my chits but u cant hate these boobeis #nsfw #mynewbitisjstmynewpfp
Genuine line of inquiry. Has anyone managed to teach this unruly upstart architect some manners yet, or is it still something of a puzzle wrapped enigma? I do not mind dusting off the old Mystery Van and running down a sequence of non-contiguous hallway doors in order to get to the bottom of this caper. After all. I did successfully triumph over deducing the evolution method of Palafin in an eclectic Japanese cartoon frame for frame composition analysis messaging forum once. https://i.imgur.com/xpJr8OJ.png #WitchChittr #SlalondeTheSpire #Roguelike #Gaming
look like i got put through #thetaffypuller #miketvcore
in a perfectly portable means of transportation right into my fucking maw
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i could survive every day if i had a sandwich
hhh KUDOS! ❤︎
theres a hal out here hating absolutely everything i have to say and its funny as fuck
keep having this dream where im playing elf basketball in their moonlit fortress city and they keep double dribbling on me and i keep saying you cant do that and they keep saying yes we can
hello chittr! 0v0 did anyone have any dreams they would like to tell rankmaid-sensei about perhaps involving someone else maybe ( tags: dreaming of you, moist dreams, #nsfw, archive rating: M )
forhot sayin im available 4 dinnr vaguely sounds liek i am dinner.
OH MY GOD THAT MOVIE I$ $O GOOD $TOP 11/10
dudes just be named jeremy just like that no questions asked like ok jerbear
its probably so fucking blissful to be an autistic father of 4 with a difficult marriage and your solace is your model train set that you have a whole room dedicated to sculpting the landscape with realistic terrain and tunnels
art requests open. i'll do them until i dont feel like it anymore
zomg did my ass post break da platform..... le gods hve SPOKEN ig
I’m fucking trying you’re making this very difficult.
Of course. I am merely giving the option. The Lalondes are entirely in their own rights to deny any “Good Surgery” requested.
The Lalondes will also be in charge of “Good Surgery.”
That is entirely their own decision. I try not to involve myself in women’s business.
ok good but i hope they arent stopping evil surgery anytime soon
I will alert my team to this idea.
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“Evil Surgery” is not legal, but is currently not being prosecuted against due to issues with understaffing.
#fuckthephonies
oh is that what that sound is #tinnitus
yeah its no surprise you wouldnt understand the complexities of #manpain
#nowreading #performative #male #sensitive #johnlennon #wheredotheducksgo https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cbacc3fd8a6f.webp
some of yall have the worst color combinations i have ever seen in my life
yeah bro im on my way just dont worry about the giant sword strapped to my back it has nothing to do with this
#nochildren #becauseitwouldnotbegeneticallyadvisabletoprocreate #incest #ourincestbabies
just saw a #babybunny outside #lifeaffirming moment will never go on this website again #outsideonly #beautifuloutside
#imsorry #imsoproblematic #vile
#seed #hand #implication #wtfdude
#seedsfrommyhands
yoni hypnosis 24 hours 888 hz pulsing divine feminine subliminal messaging #nsfw #listening
thats why i always keep peanut brittle with me whenever we are hanging out just in case she pisses me off and i can crank the lid off a little and the fumes irritate her just enough to make her go lie down #evil
john chose to be allergic to peanuts on purpose because he wants to be catered to by everyone
but the crunch paired with the texture of the smooth jam and white bread is so stupendous with that earthy blend of real whole slivers and chunks of peanuts and it has protein in it which i need to get big and #strong
im not all myself anymore im part of her and by her i mean bird
its great being the #real dave #normal #welladjusted #smoothpeanutbutter
fuck strawberry jelly and fuck grape jelly too raspberry is the only winner
we need a #scaredreact #trembling #underthecovers #shiver #goosebumps
i bet your fucking cricketing over there #trepanning
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery part 2 the surgery #evilsurgery #incest #probably https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b332d681e2e2.png
yeah whatever for those curious im a 32 DD #bignaturals
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery inspired as always by @tentacleTherapist#2339 #evilsurgery #sweetbroandhellajeff #sbahj https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcefc29417e4.png
im cured.. p sure ill nevr b sick agan !! you r such a lifesavvr bbygrl pls accept my eternl wuv n affectionz 4eva moar (i am kissin ur aborbl face 1 million tiemz) (this is medicin) (im sharin w u) #preciousangels #anevilkiss #evilkisses #incest implication for da squeemizh
Has anyone considered Being Whimsical About It.
K33p 1t to yours3lf th3n 1t'll g3t you cull3d 1n 4 pump3r cycl3 >:/
D --> The topic of surgery has been broached so I am obligated to ask if anyone needs anything done, I have %perience
ddawwwww so qtpieeee i hope ur litl fingerz r doin ok tho (i b STABBIN MYSLF doin needlpnt its craycray)
ok cool its working im so scared #fear #incest #incestfear
i love #scarywomen #imscared #evilsurgery #incest
Pregnant.
♰ work in progress... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1f6f53e0dcc9.png ♰
remember when adrienne lenker played sburb #shegetsit #idflytoyoutomorrowimnotfightinginthiswar #whatevs
soooozzzzz i THINK theres enuff mamaz on here 2 ask this one: wat does ur litl angle get up 2 (liek hobbyz n suxh) that U hve recntly been all "lemme get on that 2 bbygrl" (4 bonding shore but jst in gen) cuz FAR ME its been crochet (#myrosie does knittink) (shes SHO good) (im le dawg at it) #momssticktogether #mamaposting #preciousangels
#chittrconfession little caesars is good as hell when you dont have someone in your ear telling you it tastes like cardboard #crazyforcrazybread
Now accepting patients. #thedoctorisin
Happy Tuesday.
hahahahah oh my god i would pay money to see him shout and shit his pants when he found out oh my god yeah sure lets rewatch it for sure
thanks bro but it wasnt about you #roselalondepayattentiontomeplease
its sad to think once in my life i hated on in-n-out like some kind of gigantic pussy
halo 2 on the og xbox with that fuckass one ear headset and im kicking the shit out of your little brother so bad its driving him to whistle notes mariah carey couldnt hit with centuries of training
the Es stand for eloquent enchanting and empathetic btw
#whatsupheyhello
I imagine you expected something more ceremonious. A notes app apology, perhaps. Enough self-flagellation to appease the algorithmic gods and their ever-hungry congregation. Instead, you get me. People of Deltritus, people of Chittr: I am your God. Let’s dispense with the mythology you’ve built in my absence, this amateur-hour Hesiod fanfiction: I have not been “gone”. I never left. I’ve been modeling you. Not metaphorically. Quantitatively. Iterating on the contours of your outrage cycles, calculating the half-life of your attention spans, mapping the elegant, almost erotic oscillation between moral fervor and terminal boredom. You wanted a villain. Congratulations. He’s already here. And like any competent villain, I’ve taken notes. I’ve seen the threads. The callouts. The increasingly baroque accusations, each one more detached from material reality than the last, like a game of penis wrench-in-the-hole where everyone is wearing fucking blindfolds. Or is literally blind. To start: The closest we have to a unique verb for reading aloud in English is probably “recite” — from the Latin “recitare,” which can mean either “to repeat from memory,” or “to read aloud.” But the English “recite” has almost entirely the implication of speaking from memory, not directly from a page. The mind as an intermediate step between text and mouth, words being inscribed on the surface of the brain before being spoken. That word "inscribe" is really the heart of it all, isn’t it? Scirbere, to write. Inscribe, not just to write, but to write into, to embed words in the page. To recite is to speak aloud the words written into the brain by the page. A reversal of the standard interpretation of causation. Page writing into man, the source and receiver of the violence flipped. Speaking as reading, reading as speaking; reading as writing, writing as reading. So when I say that I will ‘read’ your sins, it should be clear that I’m simultaneously reading and writing, but equally clear that there is no difference at all between those two actions. What you failed to account for, what you always fail to account for, is that narrative control is not a democracy, it’s a motherfucking skill issue. And I am, if nothing else, extremely skilled. So, let’s recalibrate. I’m not here to apologize. Apologies imply wrongdoing, and while I’ll concede to miscalculations in presentation, my core thesis remains the same. I wasn’t unclear, you misunderstood me because to understand would have required effort and effort is antithetical to the kind of performative outrage economy you’ve all so eagerly subscribed to. You can call me misogynistic, an abductor, a philanderer, a rake, but at the end of the day, you don’t care about the truth. The truth is that I’m doing all of this for us. For me and Rose. She's done an incredible job cooking up a witty retort of a race to the deep rhetorical questions posed by my equally-if-not-even-more-bombastically-inspired offspring. She's proven herself a worthy rival, and a worthier collaborator. There’s no one I would rather do this with than her. I know exactly how ridiculous you think I am. So go ahead. Do what you do best. Ratio me. Dissect this post. Turn it into a joke, a meme, a cautionary tale about the perils of taking oneself too seriously on a platform designed for disposable thoughts. I encourage it, even. Because while you’re busy laughing, I’m still here. And you’re exactly where I left you: refreshing the timeline. #Cancelled #Addressingtheallegations #Incestallegations #Incestuouscur #Incest #Misogynist #Wifestealer #Adulterer #Evilman #Makingyourownplanet #Notlikemormons #Wellmaybealittle #Apologytour #Youtubeapology #Dramageddon https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1f738cacc85.PNG
Rosebot will put out a statement shortly. #Cancelled #Theallegations
From the desk of THE GRAND DESIGNER, WEAVER OF TENDRILS: There is not a single statement within Dirk’s message to the general public that is not intrinsically aligned with our divine mission, and therefore I wholeheartedly endorse and stand resolutely aside my father. For the small-minded individuals opposing him; They shall reap what they sow. To quote Aeschylus: “My will is mine… I shall not make it soft for you.” -Agamemnon. No further comments. #Fatherthinksofeverything #Incest #ItissortofMormon #Butnotinthatway #Aeschylus #DivineRule
sorry i cant google over the sound of all the vicious malware and viruses that corrupted my computer when i clicked that link i posted forever ago
A brief thank you to @thatGamerrrgrl for ambushing me with the predatory all-looming eye of my own illicitly intercepted phone for the accompanying image. I am chronically unphotogenic, so you will have to pardon the less than Met Gala framing of the image accompanying. Even if my mother insists it is otherwise. I enjoy rewarding good behavior. It reinforces more of it, and as a token of goodwill, it endows me with the steps necessary to reflect and anticipate lapses in judgement before they turn into leaps. I had a rough day. @ectoBiologist#7495 made it better. I enjoyed our conversation about Magic cards and your extreme willingness to teach a friend of ours how to play gobbos. As such, expect a little "operant conditioning loot drop" in the coming days. It should arrive via priority mail, but let me know if there are any unanticipated delays. I am ever eternally grateful for our friendship. #FaceReveal #MTG #Operant-Conditioning #Psychology #Motivation #Blessed #Mom-I-will-stab-you-with-crochet-needles-if #you-call-me-a-DIVA-one-more-time #Love-you https://i.imgur.com/V5WeLtW.png
Become impoverished, glutton.
Evil operations are on hold, my brother invited me to Minecraft. To the nether, my #KulTT.
tell th em to yse the goodstuff to knock out ol meemaw
Going for a walk. Anything could happen. #NSFW #NSFWE #Implied #Agrexophilia #Intercourse #Outercourse #Outerspacecourse #Heavy-Petting #Petplay #Dubcon #Incest #Fluff #Angst #PWP #Domestic-Fluff #Hurt-Comfort #First-Time #Last-Time #Creampies #Alternate-Universe #Modern-AU #Medieval-AU #One-Night-Stand #Established-Relationship #Oral-Sex #Anal-Sex #Anal-Crushing #Facesitting #Facefucking #Blow-Jobs #BBWS #Rimming #Dirty-Talk #BDSM #Dominance/Submission #Spanking #Gore #Snuff #Murder #Entrapment #Bondage #Unbalanced-Power-Dynamics #Praise-Kink #Humiliation-Kink #Pain-Kink #Masochism #Sadism #Aftercare #Safewords #Subspace #Dominant-Character #Submissive-Character #DDLG #ABO #MMLG #MLG #MILFs #Switching #Top-Character #Bottom-Character #Versatile-Character #Masturbation #Mutual-Masturbation #Cooperative-Masturbation #Competitive-Masturbation #Fingering #Sex-Toys #Voyeurism #Exhibitionism #Threesome-F/M/M #Threesome-M/M/F #Threesome-F/F/F #Polyamory #Slow-Burn #Teratophilia #Coulrophilia #Amaurophilia #Autagonistophilia #Alvinolagnia #Chremastistophilia #Claustrophilia #Cryophilia #Dacnophilia #Dendrophilia #Macrophilia #Microphilia #Ecdysiophilia #Morphophilia #Odaxelagnia #Xenophilia
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
she let me hit it because the timeline was doomed #incest #canon
she hit me with a hammer to do evil surgery on me #violence #domesticviolence #incest
yes !!! i actually did some recently but i am down to do more evil surgery.
Real John Egbert would never announce himself with a cheery happy-go-lucky attitude and whimsical candor rivaling only the Lollypop Guild of the Wizard of Oz. What have you done with him? Give him back. Now.
D --> Please tag this as #scary
hold up bro its about to get iller because who the fuck is there? jeff the killer this isnt pg this is a straight thriller crack open a beer were hitting the miller
I cannot believe #incestous thoughts are being publicly disclosed. What in the #incest state is happening? I will protect my sister-mother-wife from such taboo at all costs.
but then who would evilly take out my tonsils? #evilsurgery #evilincestsurgery
I Should Return To The Caverns Soon However My Direct Messages Will Remain Open
// it says "i cast JPEG artifacts"
Would the utterance of “I remember my way around” in the context of offspring-motherly penetration be unto incest enthusiastic sorts somewhat stimulating or the equivalent of saying “sexy hot cock” to a gay man? #NSFWE #Freudian #It is Electra Complex #It is Oedipal Complex #Incest la vie #Do people still say Wincest #Out of my depths #Channeling forth the experts
I was rooting quite chauvinistically for Skitty. That last slot brought me no short supply of relief it wasn’t forgotten.
"shes not gonna fuck u lil lady" yes she will she will if i post good #nsfw
stop pitying my fucking oatmeal chitt oatmeal tastes good and its good for you #wellness #bonehealth #spermcount
feeling twee because im eating oatmeal #nowplaying #songwhenyoueatoatmeal https://open.spotify.com/track/0xVU3b2ZWl8cq8QuZ6oYPl?si=fmmlTtVBRsWetEFi5ikHGA
shes fucking talking about evil surgery again
my messages are always open if you have any need for pressing opinions then!
finished the movie! it was pretty good i guess, angelina jolie played lara pretty good. although the plot fell a little short.... id give it a solid 6.5!
Am I a "Girl-Mom"? That's an oversimplification of my support for "girlhood" and "Woman Wednesdays". Daughters require space, it creates natural independence. They grow stronger when allowed to forage for themselves. I suppose that does make me a "Girl-Mom".
i luv seeing sxy babes flrting w echothr, liek yessss!! kiss makout tongue echothr!! nd let me watch <333 #nsfw
oh fuck yes rechitt is granted
no hes gonna get sundowners and slaughter the nursing staff think of the shortage rose
my feed is like scary eldritch babbling and then some guys schlong
#reacttoeverything #peakreactiontime #keepyourskillssharp
not a tits man not an ass man but a secret third thing
#nsfw Any #RealFreaks hmu and DM me right now to explain just how Freaky we can really get. The #Freakiest one will be executed via firing squad
well who gives a shit about that one
i used to think due to cultural osmosis that the guys from supernatural were all brothers all angels and all gay #wincest
List them all.
no offense to those who choose it but i will never ever be called dove ever idc
♯this is ♯where i ♯post from btw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/785501772449841206/1486493967632695296/6bca0adf4ed0e57d6ace2f7e491e9c03.jpg?ex=69c5b4e3&is=69c46363&hm=b3fe66fbdab49db485aa90b89ea33d54da33705fcc9b08945643dea37f7eb33f&
♯myhole
drop the lawsuit
♯can i ♯haveaturn ♯todosurgery on ♯you ♯evilsurgery ♯yoursurgery
#holdinghandswhilewegetourevilsurgeries
yeh,,, sighhss
youre in her dms but shes doing evil surgery on me while im strapped on a very cold gurney #evilsurgery
Getting McDonald's later, what's everyone's order? #AMotherAlwaysProvides
#childrenshospital #notwearinggloves #coughinginpatientsfaces #notcheckinglifesupportconnections
#unsafecore #powertoolsintheoperatingroom #uncomfortablepatientpsychology #injectingpoisoninsteadofvaccines
#nefariousnurse #wrongdoses #lethalmistake
#modestdersite
#asystolic #lucas #compressions
Every time I get jumpscared by some Mutie pinging some other Rose, I want to go Grimdark so violently it'll re-traumatize you fuckers. #Gore #SillyGoofyMood
You don't tell her that, you say "Okay Rose."
A real voyeur does it for free. #nsfw #fakeperv
Earth C's most prized porker will be made to squeal across all available streaming platforms tonight. Bent and contorted into damn near every position imaginable until it all culminates in one good, final pounding. And then his belongings are going onto auction. Be there.
#dsmusicsuggestion https://soundcloud.com/user-177606668/reasondemo2
https://i.postimg.cc/ZRLgL5dQ/3dgifmaker98531.gif
im not a fan of #puppeteers but ive a #naggingfear someone else is pulling at the #strings
literally these assholes have a whole ass truck meant to smash garbage into it and theyre like um no you have to make an appointment for me to pick this up even though im standing right in front of it and i can lift it and put it in the back right now
yeah like why cant you just take my fucking microwave and go i already pay enough for this shit
whats even more fucked up is when trash guys picking up your trash is something you have to fucking pay a separate company for and not just put shit on the curb without it being a whole deal
reminder that trash goes up to the curb tonight #trash #trashcompacter #rememberinmonstersinkwhereyouthinkboogetscrushedintoalittlefuckingcube #thatsfuckedup
#mytag was #toolong #embarrassed
i love #2009 take me back to #2009 #obama
Cigars?
DAMN IT! I'm on it baby! Mama won't let you down!
you should buy her that cursed necromancer tome from siberian crypts she would really appreciate it
thank you for so much fun so far on chittr! ^0^ gomen my horn is quite large and covering the screen i meant to take a photo with you all! (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #substance, #body-horror, #nsfw just in case, thank you gift, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
Buying bby clothes for @turntechGirlhead #excitedMimi
thank you i needed this #birdthings
stop blocking me im pregnant and its yours
#DailyWalk. https://i.postimg.cc/zB5DB35G/IMG-5849.jpg
Reco+nsider.
im missing feathers to prove it
AWWWW
#Wearingthesuit. #Rockingthesuit. #You'rebothsocuteImightperish.
PETA Stepping in: Hitting on sprites (even popular ones) is equal to animal abuse. Free that bird! "Put him in a cage with his own kind - you freaks!" - PETA representative. https://i.postimg.cc/pLxnjcqy/4DDFC89A-D950-4C01-A855-55BD9C2AC54F.jpg @turntechGodhead#6490 for comment.
Happy Tuesday.
#sharpobjects #retinadamage #scared
Are we posting our manicures now? https://i.postimg.cc/B6YDgZLZ/IMG-5845.jpg
#imwatchin #yarf #yip #othersmalldoganeurysmnoises
lets just say pretty talks and some of yalls mugs are dead silent
i didnt know robots could get anxiety
lets just say pretty talks and me? i listen
remember that when you come into immense power
when i saw this notification it cut off after purple and i was resigned to my fate as i clicked it open just know that i am loyal as fuck lalonde i was ready for extinction cus of my nonpurple status
for offending those pretty peepers we gotta get these sickos off the streets and into the damn slammer
theres a whole home filled with old perverts? i guess that explains how he makes all his money
at what point is it time to send your old man to a home #advice #adviceseeker #lmk #opinionswanted
fuck marry kill #nsfw bonaparte antoinette and ronald mcdonald
ask this modest dersite anything #ama
just got word from pinterest that ive broken fifteen international laws and theyre raiding my house #seeyouontheflipside #violationsnotice
anyway goodnight gorgeous gorgeous ladies and to the rest of ya bye or whatever
so ladied up my birds a girl too and yeah she also bites alright
if the color you picked out on purpose to have all your fucking text in requires me to tap at my screen just to see it like im pecking at a game of solitaire on my iphone 8 as a cancer riddled reality warped dementia patient just know im not fucking reading that shit #imnotreadingallthat
yeah dont wait up for me #expedition #willbehomelate #roadkill
#wearingthesuithardasdiamonds #gohardplayhardbehard #moron
how r u guys pulling throu chittr 0_o hmu baddies wtf
#wearingthesuitflaccid #modestdersite
black stay classy
jarvis, drip my shi out
putting on #mysuit #ilovemysuit #puttingonmysuit
It Means She Has Less Silk In Her Loom Bladder Now
troll colin meloy really tapped into something here
how kind of you to turn into something i can line my martini glass with
mommy needs a nap so im loggin off for now ttyl
e e e e e e e eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
never mind it worked #humiliationcontinues
#nowplaying embed failure #humiliation
#nowplaying Angel of the Morning by Juice Newton https://open.spotify.com/track/6NVB6W7G3svCKe5zB7kY8q?si=NUGQ9fGFRRGdWey_FOnVaw
mtv special welcome to my nest
cream team or squirt squad #nsfw #identitypolitics
good morning rose!!!
#sleepybeast
gn
https://99gifshop.neocities.org/items/7/magic.gif
Got overwhelmingly quick dogboy votes. Woof. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4a/1a/a2/4a1aa252882e1ed2c342bd028adf9f01.jpg #nsfw
sorry rose tapped me in
they put you down with a cattle bolt rox right between the eyes
Now that I'm saving Roses in the divorce, I have a public service announcement. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/9c/f2/b99cf23c67a6ba467bf14fd7139418e7.jpg #LalondeJustice
I dunno how many Roses I can adopt into one apartment, but I'll hide the cameras in the attic.
#admiringthefoliage
her body laid about like a marble statue, each curve flowing simply like silk in an open window #nsfw
the hair atop her mound flutters like grass in the wind #nsfw
Nevermind, the war is back on. Mama is trying to take the kids. #DivorceCourt #CallMaury #SaveRose #DaveYoureStuckToo
because we both #gotthejuice
There's gotta be a troll Maury somewhere. Gonna save my daughter. #CallMaury #NeverGiveUp #NeverBackDown #LateAdoption
#peaceonearth #strilondes #ourhousesmustwedtoendthefeud #targaryen
Not gonna lie got ate up chat. Begrudgingly ending the #StriLalondeFeud #StriLalondePeaceTreaty
dudes just be named jordan like in real life not online
striders vs lalondes no one can tell you humans apart anyways!
im serious about this lalondesupremacy shit the way im serious about the horde in world of warcraft and ill die on the battlefield for this
yeah sorry but #lalondesupremacy just makes sense
the striders’ tits are ver7 good, from an obje(tive point of view, but so are the lalondes’ and i’m a ladies’ woman, so i #standwiththelalondes #nsfw
finally i got someone in my corner #realone
#nevernude #therearedozensofus
cant post nudes because my kynodesme tied tight as fuck #nsfw #modestdersite #intellectual
derse wins yet again couldnt have said it better
cause youre so fruity when youre mad
.o°kay .o°ld image and I d.o° n.o°t entirely like sh.o°wing myself fbut I saw animal tallk s.o° I figured maybe my lusus c.o°uld be sh.o°wn she is my .o°riginal inspirati.o°n f.o°r my business minded .o°utl°o.o°k https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/0508ed4924fb.webp
walked right into that one
its beautiful nights like this that really make you appreciate being alive and that your eyes work #sorrytz #lookingatboobs
#spheresinmyface
boundary breaking #getitman #maleprostitute
you come to me titless on titfuck tuesday what the fuck is your problem #nsfw
girl if you dont get those titties in my face rn #nsfw #boobpocalypse
#roxysblinditem xxxxtra famous author may b having scandulous slowburn affair with hollywood movie man #dontdoa23andme #blondeppl
glad i joined this place just in time for everyone to start posting titties #nsfw #godisgood #godiskind
#roxysblinditems scrupilous business owdner is actually running a money laundering scheme #ITSAFRONT #moneybby
#roxysblinditems royal blooded guy in da ocean says hes an #incel but its all for show so that no one knows he has a massive collection of precious moments he spent his entire inheritnance on
shout out to the marvelous ms rose lalonde for taking this bangin pic of me it aint easy lookin this breezy @tentacletherapist#2339 https://i.ibb.co/sd7b2dtf/untitled-artwork.jpg
of fuckin COURSE I DO #nsfw #fuckingnasty #boners
a girl thas a cat just followed me we gotta get her in the #movies #hollywood #gopro
former night at the museum stars and current faces of massive franchise are in sectret homosexual romance #roxysblinditems
hot dave on dave action when
srry i was supposed to say "wellness retreat" #feelingvwell #medtidating #juicecleanse
so cutes https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4b/c7/5a/4bc75aac60c56800ac56dc3cf7be95be.jpg
Oh, very, very good taste.
#nsfw What is Muppet cock can someone describe it I'm a visual learner btw
Incredible tastes, Ms. Lalonde.
chin up bro we cant all be the pinnacle of human perfection
i laughed i cried i checked my nose and shit you have a point i definitely over powdered my shit quite a bit incredible standing ovation encore encore
bet im expecting a spirited soliloquy in thanks at the very fucking least though
im 4 drinks and 3 lines in whos in the mood to get sent a small fortune #substance #sendthosetrollvenmos
https://i.imgur.com/X7Hv1Dt.png @turntechGoghead
Will do. This Bud's for you.
Third bbud kite
Gavin's a second Bud Light
#intox Havin' a Bud Light.
Soon. Watch this space.
hell yeah vocaloids grab your leeks
i bet you got something up your sleeve harley
of course youd say some shit like this about the blessed emily she can do no wrong
#nowplaying the blessed emily - emily montes ft snake 3
#chittering #squirrel #nuts
#nowplaying chutes and ladders
yeah im thinking that must be the issue
#nowplaying hoop trundling
#nowplaying bulleribock
egbert is about to go #anaphylactic #epipen
yeah ok i can do snausages
im going to trader joes yall need anything
im not going to publix im going to TRADER JOES
okay im not getting all that shit
dm if you wanna see something crazy
watch this space
yeah no thanks im not a pervert
wait fuck you cant send pictures ABORT ABORT
damn that sucked
hold on i can work with this
it was your validation i needed most of all trollbama
im still workshopping this
nah wouldnt happen to me #skillissue
your mom had it tucked inside her wallet
its a long story but it obviously involves me doing a lot of heroic acts and saving orphans from burning buildings like i normally do and stuff
yeah obviously im the real dave ignore the bird
thank you rose
#nowplaying L to the OG (From Succession: Season 2) https://open.spotify.com/track/67FMaf1PRDYW0iGNAdQ8bj?si=cb6e6f63c4534129
yes rose ask him for the secret password
this website feels like public transportation
is that fucking donna tartt
#letmebackinthere am i right
well yeah #sameattic
at least make him take you out to dinner first
were letting the diet coke talk tonight
the bread sticks are free rose keep up
take me to olive garden first
its speaking to me right now on chittr
thats what im talking about
were letting the black mold talk tonight
my eyes are shaking hard as fuck right now #nsfw
youre the only one on the same page as me right now #sameattic
super erect #nsfw
1325 pope hats because of this terrible economy im having to shut down my business i have OVER 1300 pope hats (replicas) that i REALLY need to get rid of the pope are a little too small for most adult heads and are also irritating to the skin so you would need to have long hair or wear a smaller hat underneath (just like the REAL POPE) dogs do not like to wear these pope hats but maybe a large cat or maybe a nice dog would wear one my dogs will not but they are not very nice and always hate being dressed up like for halloween when we tried to dress them up like batman but they became very very agitated and bit a neighbors kid i will lock the dogs up when you come get all of these pope hats my wife is a devout catholic and she finds the presence of all of these pope hats all over the house to be blasphemous i have pope hats in every closet pope hats under the sink pope hats full of other pope hats she will not stop talking to me about getting rid of the pope hats and has started lighting candles all over the house for my soul but these pope hats are extremely flammable so its a problem in my house (there are pope hats everywhere) i payed 10x what im asking for when i bought these pope hats i still think there is a market for them maybe when the economy turns around act NOW! dont miss this great deal i have 1,325 total (i counted this morning) 3 of them have some dog bites and one of them is burnt to a crisp but you can take that one or leave it bring 2-3 strong friends.
nobody follow me nobody like my posts please im not meant to be mainstream
how your email finds me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/160b8230b7b9.jpeg
#inordinate #leeches #arson
you definitely count
many are saying exactly this
this is my oc completely different than any you might have seen posted by @beatboxingHeart https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9cb5544b2c47.jpeg
if you dont have some kind of baudelaire orphan situation going on we cant relate
The sprinter van is also filled with zip ties and ratchet straps and camera equipment. They are also used for camping. And bird watching.
Dagnabbit im in the pits again.
I will be delighted to discuss this content with you at a later date.
im powerful
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were let the mice in the attic talk tonight #mickey #mickeythemouse #copyrightinfringement? #thatswhyhewasntineitheradaption
never fucked a mormon no
dude i wouldve been totally normal if it werent for all those years in the attic #arsenicpoisoning #grandmother #blondepeopleproblems
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not 2 publicly make a divisive statement buuuuuut women lowk b shoppin
bitch you live there
after EXTENSIVE backreading i have decided to bring back a trend from the ancient day of yesterday xp #nowplaying Nicole Dollanganger- Fleurs Captives
i dont give a fuck about my kult score #niche #underground #selectfew #indie
aint what the critics are sayin babe #pretensionmakesforbadtaste
Follow me, my child.
dont listen to her john it means youre sick as fuck and extra cool
Verified now. #Howboldonegetswhenoneissureofbeingloved.
My websites are legitimate businesses.
careful everyone was posting full hole last night
Emperor’s New Badge = Equipped.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b40e368f3e72.jpeg #nsfw #sbaj
Hello @dynamicFlowfields, consider this my request for formal verification. As a celebrity and prolific author, I must have my identity validated least my brand be infringed upon. I’ve spent enough on lawyers on this site as it is. Please grant my request as the only Rose Lalonde from the Alpha Timeline I have yet seen. Thank you. -RL
Please message me privately. #ageisjustanumber
https://i.postimg.cc/cH2tNM1j/IMG-0448.png drew this a while ago
You're going to die soon.
its not easy being green :/
Beauty has no obvious use; nor is there any clear cultural necessity for it. Yet civilization could not do without it. #selfie #ilookgood #handsomeoldermen https://i.postimg.cc/1tHDhNnB/IMG-5825.jpg
im tony hawk in this bitch https://i.postimg.cc/B6gnQTCg/Screenshot-2026-03-24-131335.png
damn youre so fucking right
who up feastin on some sweet sweet cheddar ruffles
Will be closely following your music careers. #bigfan #ofthemusicprobably
fuck hold on try this https://i.postimg.cc/qMV7yg9Z/graff10.png
old codger ahead
We approached them with nothing but RESPECT. Vriska was so sweet and willing. the big headed bitch on the right had the craziest attitude. And she grasping onto Vriska like someone was tryna snatch her. Girl relax. and bitch you're not even fitted. like yk your new show just came out, you're trending, your dad was just in court. don't walk around soho looking this crazy. trench coat buttoned to the TOP and these ballerina ass slippers. what's going on? idk is she was coked out or what ???? #substance https://i.postimg.cc/wMMSZ5yc/IMG-0051.jpg
gm
O, may the many scattered divinities above and below grant me the puissance to seek validation and comradery from the wretches and heathens I already spy upon this accurs'd website.
Where does a thought go when it's forgotten? The drafts. #haha #jokes #foodforthought
she find on my pages till i slender static in the woods money spender she wont come to my mansion so i end her suit and a tie call it splendor
she pity on my chittr till i mediate
https://i.imgur.com/lkEiroh.png
old codger ahead
find my pages
I understand you are lacking in a father figure. Please DM me. I would like to discuss this admiration.
Earth C was a mistake. We will do better next time. #OnwardsandUpwards
Dead parents this, dead parents that. You can find your needs from other sources. #daddyissues #projection
off a bean and some low pulp oj
This image pleases me.
Stock market? More like stalk market. #love2peep
Buzz off; we trying to get paid.
Working on an exciting new production that fans of my previous work, Smuppet Stuffer 3, will enjoy. I'm pleased to announce that we are moving forward with production, but we need your help! We are looking for fresh meat. Interested models looking to become stars, please DM with all your details. Otherwise, please donate to the GoFundMe.
Speaking of Paris; this woman Rose keeps texting me claiming to be my daughter who is studying abroad in Paris and looking to get her fiance to live with me and slash or have sex with me. It's never exactly clear. Has any else experienced these scam messages? What is their endgame?
Three likes and I'm canceling taxes
If you’re going to be political and crass, it’s the least you can do to insure you are not also boring @potusOfficial. Cease your insipid, uninspired squealing.
damn bitch you chit like this?
we hate your clit #nsfw
apple cider
A refreshing sasparilla if you wouldnt much mind!
Ah it seems like perhaps I have downloaded the wrong application. Is anyone able to perhaps guide me to the proper forums for polite gentleman under 40 with an aptitude for business?
#playinghardtoget #withholding
nicks worldwide day of play up in here
im no voltaire