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No mortal ever knows happiness and good fortune all the way to the end. Each one is born with his bitterness waiting for him -Euripides

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I've been wandering in the woods, what are the current happenings? #Transcendentalism #IntheWoods #Cannibalism

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Eridanweek, yaoi/yuriposting, this morning someone was getting shaved. That's pretty much it so far.

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Seems I chose a good time to fade into the ether momentarily, then. Good god, did they have lice? #Shaved

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I don't believe so, they were just being accosted by one Dave, and a petition was made. Signed by the CEO of Chittr, no less.

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Gasp. So official. #OfficiallyShaved

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Typing with wet nails, very very dangerous #Iamin #Danger

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@imperialistHalcyonite[IH]

I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE MASSACRE OF WET NAIL POLISH THAT WILL STAIN YOUR KEYBOARD.

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God-willing I shall be spared. #VeryIntentional #Typing #VeryCareful

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

every time i do that i fuck up the polish and i just result to getting other people to paint my nails for me because i cant be assed to keep fucking it up and then going goddammit and then wiping the polish off and starting from the beginning all over again

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I would never trust another soul to paint my nails. You are bold and brazen to do such a thing.

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

thanks i try so hard can you tell

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That you are trying very hard? Yes, I can tell. #TryHard #Gotcha

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#keepcallingmethat #imstilltopoftheleaderboard #bottomfragger

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#ChronicallyOnline #<3

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Can't whatever you're typing wait? (#incest)

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No. My thoughts must be executed as soon as they bloom into my mind.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

is it normal for your wife to eat your soul so that you will never truly be apart from one another? i do not mind it i am just wondering if this is a common thing.

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Common necromantic practice.

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

remember when doritos had those late night bags that were like burger or taco flavored that shit was evil

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Do you fuck with the Sweet Chili Doritos?

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

theyre alright

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They are #crack to me. #Substances #BadGirl #IEatAWholeBag #KeepitAway

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chittr watch my kid for me

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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae1e7fbf8d86.png

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if its #chittrafterdark does that mean i can get a bit crazy for a moment #nsfw

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If it's you, any time. #Fujorights

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it probably feels good as fuck for the mana when the wizard uses it #nsfw #implication

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I can confirm this.

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i miss when lana del rey was fat #crying #sad #depressed

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I would like to challenge LDR to a duel. #Hater

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if its vs ozempic lana youd win by a landslide

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I would win against any version of that delusional harpy.

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nobody has ever talked about the top fragger x bottom fragger dynamic #nsfw

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i thought you were talking about fucking fraggles #fragglerock

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'Tis like Jesus and Judas.

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Who, in your opinion, is the best fraggle, and why is it Wembley?

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#fatgirlsneed #fatgirlsiloveyou

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You're just laying it all out tonight, aren't you?

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missing all the daves come back youre all cool as fuck

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I am often saying this.

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the wicked pimp of the west approaches your town sheriff what the fuck are you going to do

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whip out my big old pistol #phallicsymbolism

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You're going to fuck the Wicked Pimp of the West? #Yourbullet #ENTERING #ThePimp? #Nsfw

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