Rose Kitty Lalonde
@tentacleTherapist
No mortal ever knows happiness and good fortune all the way to the end. Each one is born with his bitterness waiting for him -Euripides
I've been wandering in the woods, what are the current happenings? #Transcendentalism #IntheWoods #Cannibalism
Eridanweek, yaoi/yuriposting, this morning someone was getting shaved. That's pretty much it so far.
Seems I chose a good time to fade into the ether momentarily, then. Good god, did they have lice? #Shaved
I don't believe so, they were just being accosted by one Dave, and a petition was made. Signed by the CEO of Chittr, no less.
Gasp. So official. #OfficiallyShaved
Typing with wet nails, very very dangerous #Iamin #Danger
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE MASSACRE OF WET NAIL POLISH THAT WILL STAIN YOUR KEYBOARD.
God-willing I shall be spared. #VeryIntentional #Typing #VeryCareful
every time i do that i fuck up the polish and i just result to getting other people to paint my nails for me because i cant be assed to keep fucking it up and then going goddammit and then wiping the polish off and starting from the beginning all over again
I would never trust another soul to paint my nails. You are bold and brazen to do such a thing.
thanks i try so hard can you tell
That you are trying very hard? Yes, I can tell. #TryHard #Gotcha
#keepcallingmethat #imstilltopoftheleaderboard #bottomfragger
#ChronicallyOnline #<3
Can't whatever you're typing wait? (#incest)
No. My thoughts must be executed as soon as they bloom into my mind.
is it normal for your wife to eat your soul so that you will never truly be apart from one another? i do not mind it i am just wondering if this is a common thing.
Common necromantic practice.
remember when doritos had those late night bags that were like burger or taco flavored that shit was evil
Do you fuck with the Sweet Chili Doritos?
theyre alright
They are #crack to me. #Substances #BadGirl #IEatAWholeBag #KeepitAway
chittr watch my kid for me
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if its #chittrafterdark does that mean i can get a bit crazy for a moment #nsfw
If it's you, any time. #Fujorights
it probably feels good as fuck for the mana when the wizard uses it #nsfw #implication
I can confirm this.
i miss when lana del rey was fat #crying #sad #depressed
I would like to challenge LDR to a duel. #Hater
I would win against any version of that delusional harpy.
nobody has ever talked about the top fragger x bottom fragger dynamic #nsfw
i thought you were talking about fucking fraggles #fragglerock
'Tis like Jesus and Judas.
Who, in your opinion, is the best fraggle, and why is it Wembley?
#fatgirlsneed #fatgirlsiloveyou
You're just laying it all out tonight, aren't you?
missing all the daves come back youre all cool as fuck
I am often saying this.
the wicked pimp of the west approaches your town sheriff what the fuck are you going to do
whip out my big old pistol #phallicsymbolism
You're going to fuck the Wicked Pimp of the West? #Yourbullet #ENTERING #ThePimp? #Nsfw