I gasp, sputter, claw my (Glossy black perfect manicured) way back up to the very top of the deep, cavernous pit filled with malignant foul black, inky water in order to share this with you all, and then I am subsequently pulled back under by an unknown force, disappearing once more. #Incest #NowPlaying https://open.spotify.com/track/5jLMFDMUkGpzIgPF2sxWkB?si=GSuU6UtcT6CrZE04cDWTZQ
Shakes your shoulders, What year is it Dave!!!! You've incurred a brain injury, it is possible that you may need evil surgery post-haste!!
oh shit i think you might be right. but who could give me evil surgery? it would have to be someone with a steady hand lest my brain get even more injuried. is evil surgery still illegal or did @barackObama get that shit sorted
#EvilSurgery was never legal and never will be... Not to worry my sweet, I have steadfast hands and a cursory knowledge of the various lobes of the brain #Cerebral. You are in the darkest, most evil... and best of hands. #GetontheGurney
yeah okay this totally isnt shady or weird at all. here i go onto the #gurney for my #evilsurgery. watch out everybody im about to be reborn, who knows what i'll be like once my brain gets uninjured? #newbrainnewme #evilsurgery
Surprise, it's a #Lobotomy. I'm going to be #trepanning the fuck out of you and keeping you in my basement.
I am going to lock you in my #Basement for #EvilSurgeryRecovery #Incest #FreakIncestFantasy
“Evil Surgery” is not legal, but is currently not being prosecuted against due to issues with understaffing.
Flying under the radar. May I suggest a #LalondeAmendment that allows me to do my own bidding at will?
I will alert my team to this idea.