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I have retreated upstate for the time being, as the wetland that is Old New York has made this recent humidity wave unbearable to weather in the surrounding areas. I wish only the best to those who will face the floods head on as this week-long storm approaches.
stick https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/326359270800.png #stick #coolfind #keepingit
so because of the gag order you cant talk about rick prime bad touching rick c-137 or anything like that at all (tags: Rick Prime/Rick C-137, selfcest, gag order, gags, #nsfw, #selfcest, #nsfwe, #rickcest, archive rating: M)
waking up -0- hello chittr! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, evening meal, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0576baa3298d.jpeg
concept: learning how difficult it is for leprechauns to get stains out of their fuzz marking your flings face with your color to force them to walk around with the splatters shown proudly until they can get it out (tags: Reader/Leprechaun, facials, genetic material play, unlisted quad, unlisted charms, alien biology, #nsfw, marking, forced exibitionism, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating: E)
I have been receiving comments about the dancing in my profile picture. I deeply apologize. #GodForbidAWhiteBoyGetALittleFunky
I imagine you expected something more ceremonious. A notes app apology, perhaps. Enough self-flagellation to appease the algorithmic gods and their ever-hungry congregation. Instead, you get me. People of Deltritus, people of Chittr: I am your God. Let’s dispense with the mythology you’ve built in my absence, this amateur-hour Hesiod fanfiction: I have not been “gone”. I never left. I’ve been modeling you. Not metaphorically. Quantitatively. Iterating on the contours of your outrage cycles, calculating the half-life of your attention spans, mapping the elegant, almost erotic oscillation between moral fervor and terminal boredom. You wanted a villain. Congratulations. He’s already here. And like any competent villain, I’ve taken notes. I’ve seen the threads. The callouts. The increasingly baroque accusations, each one more detached from material reality than the last, like a game of penis wrench-in-the-hole where everyone is wearing fucking blindfolds. Or is literally blind. To start: The closest we have to a unique verb for reading aloud in English is probably “recite” — from the Latin “recitare,” which can mean either “to repeat from memory,” or “to read aloud.” But the English “recite” has almost entirely the implication of speaking from memory, not directly from a page. The mind as an intermediate step between text and mouth, words being inscribed on the surface of the brain before being spoken. That word "inscribe" is really the heart of it all, isn’t it? Scirbere, to write. Inscribe, not just to write, but to write into, to embed words in the page. To recite is to speak aloud the words written into the brain by the page. A reversal of the standard interpretation of causation. Page writing into man, the source and receiver of the violence flipped. Speaking as reading, reading as speaking; reading as writing, writing as reading. So when I say that I will ‘read’ your sins, it should be clear that I’m simultaneously reading and writing, but equally clear that there is no difference at all between those two actions. What you failed to account for, what you always fail to account for, is that narrative control is not a democracy, it’s a motherfucking skill issue. And I am, if nothing else, extremely skilled. So, let’s recalibrate. I’m not here to apologize. Apologies imply wrongdoing, and while I’ll concede to miscalculations in presentation, my core thesis remains the same. I wasn’t unclear, you misunderstood me because to understand would have required effort and effort is antithetical to the kind of performative outrage economy you’ve all so eagerly subscribed to. You can call me misogynistic, an abductor, a philanderer, a rake, but at the end of the day, you don’t care about the truth. The truth is that I’m doing all of this for us. For me and Rose. She's done an incredible job cooking up a witty retort of a race to the deep rhetorical questions posed by my equally-if-not-even-more-bombastically-inspired offspring. She's proven herself a worthy rival, and a worthier collaborator. There’s no one I would rather do this with than her. I know exactly how ridiculous you think I am. So go ahead. Do what you do best. Ratio me. Dissect this post. Turn it into a joke, a meme, a cautionary tale about the perils of taking oneself too seriously on a platform designed for disposable thoughts. I encourage it, even. Because while you’re busy laughing, I’m still here. And you’re exactly where I left you: refreshing the timeline. #Cancelled #Addressingtheallegations #Incestallegations #Incestuouscur #Incest #Misogynist #Wifestealer #Adulterer #Evilman #Makingyourownplanet #Notlikemormons #Wellmaybealittle #Apologytour #Youtubeapology #Dramageddon https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1f738cacc85.PNG
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Pro ship? why yes! It is only natural to wish to travel the world by nautical means! I am pro ship!
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
nothing to smile about in my life
you perverted freaks had better keep #incest out of my incest webcomic
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ah this is fair! i will simply reply with a ?
she meat on my candy till i epilogue
She's making me a #sandwich.
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@hatsuneMiku My father speaks often of you. And very fondly. It is an honor to see you bless my 'Chittr.' #PoPiPo #Leeks #YasaiJuice #RollingGirl
hot auntie is close enuff 2 milf rite?? ponderin my options
OBSESSED tht i am 18 again w troll age #youngspirit #yungat❤️
BOOTS N' CATS N' BOOTS N' CATS N' #BEATBOX
it seems rankmaid-sensei has been in quite the pitch mood…! looking back at my chits i seemed to black out (literally) and produced more than i remember 0_0” (tags: kismesissitude, pitchfic, pitchfics, blackrom, archive rating: M)
Did somebody day surgery from a woman? #EvilSurgery #SorryIPromisedIWouldStop
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Auto Responder? I hardly know her ! Haha! #joke
@terribleTutelary can you unlock the door i forgot my keys
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Things r heating up between me and ur father
zomg liek fosho but u gotta be quick cuz im INSHALINK that shit
You asked and we answered! Hollywood's secret romance NUMERO UNO: Trollen Wilson and Ben Culler seen snuggling up at a #DStrider after party... Their smolder is paired with these heart eyes we see! https://i.postimg.cc/v8zj234f/910267AA-7BE2-4F45-AB4C-7F9704B690CF.jpg Check back later for the next BIG REVEAL! You won't guess this one. *Only troll Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are dating. Human Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are asexual clone creatures.
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Concussion. Sprain. Greenstick fracture. Broken bone. Compartment syndrome. Subdural hematoma. Acute kidney injury. Peritoneal bleed. Dislocated shoulder. Dislocated hip. Whiplash. Herniated disc. Spinal compression. Aortic dissection. Second degree burn. I will stop here for now. #Ironic #SaidInJest #NoIntention
To our beloved Chittr overlord: Perhaps a collapse button for chitt replies? A way to only see OPs, and then toggle between seeing replies or not.
Solid Snake and Otacon did something together @archiveAddict
Love can bloom, even on the battlefield. Also hate can bloom on the battlefield. And moirailship can bloom on the battlefield. Not sure about the clubs one, though. Not sure what the deal is with that.
nothing to smile about in my life
Look hw sweat omg lil babby Rosie!!!!111!!1!!!!! https://i.imgur.com/jcmspHr.jpeg
a wwomans breasts are the most important thin about her there is no other trait that rivvals in importance #nsfww
I feel so popular, I'm so happy to be here everyone. :)
petition to make human "tuesdays" #tittytuesdays on chittr! dont forget to leave a 👍 KUDOS!
Says Mr. Tits himself.
Be warned. I bite https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/16/4dc61f7091dfa9d7348833fbeed540b95dd3ea39.png #nsfw
"a-ah... please... b-be... gentle...!" chittr mewled pathetically. "t-too many requests... nngh..." "what? you cant handle it?" everyone smirked, cursers teasing idly over the send it. button. "please!" chittr wailed, twitching in its place. "youre going to have to be more convincing... i want to be here all night..." everyone muttered. (tags: website/user, overstimulation, too many posts, ramplay, serverplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
#Peepingtomsanonymous
Pay off my student loans.
Bud light? I didn’t realize you were that gay.
https://i.postimg.cc/NFn283z9/tsd.png Troll Netflix and Troll Microsoft have discussed a subscription bundle that would combine Troll Netflix and Troll XBOX Game Pass.
#Bangersonly.
Where does a thought go when it's forgotten? The drafts. #haha #jokes #foodforthought
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guy named boingboing: hey guys im boingboing
Of course [Rose] Translated into english this means: "You were not quick enough. Now you've did it." Hope this helps!
Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth later in uglier ways. Please DM me these ugly thoughts. But only if they're interesting. Boring ugly thots need not apply.
I'm already a premium member on at least two, do you have a Patreon, or something?