1t’s always some random asshole m1d-to-h1gh on the street wh1stl1ng and go1ng “you got someth1n 1n your pocket or are you just happy to see me”. and the answer 1s always “yeah actually, my scarab” and they get confused, so 1 have to take out #myscarab l1terally l1ke “go my scarab” and 1t attacks. they always act surpr1sed when 1 pull out #myscarab as though 1 d1dn’t JUST warn them https://f1le.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cf1/my%20scarab.png
🌳🌳🌳why🌿am🌲i🌸in🌸your🍄pocket?🌸let🌿me🌳out.🌳🌳🌳
erm well, what 1f 1 hgave you a co1n
🌳🌳🌳yes.🍄what🌸if?🌳🌳🌳
can you stay 1n my pocket a l1ttle longer
🌳🌳🌳that🌿may🌿be🍄amenable🌳to🍄the🌸arrangement.🌸kahhal🌳will🌲consider.🌳🌳🌳
@1mJun1or hey jun1or my guy, can 1 bother you for that scarab badge 1 feel l1ke 1t’s top1cal now actually
thanks jun1or you’re the real1st