Eridan Ampora
@cthonicAspirations
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some of you think that pailin is the best feelin in the wworld this is wwrong the best feeling in fact is the feeling a linin up fivve poor wweak wwilled suckers dressed as goblins for flarp and hittin them wwith the max levvel lightnin bolt to char them to a crisp petty gear and all
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mediating me eh i see you clowwn in the provverbial vvents a this internet platform
good idea honestly although givvin the clowwn too much isolation has nevver really provved an effectivve strategy i think he more bat shit alone wwith his thoughts honestly
not to say i do not enjoy the guy from time to time just calling the shots as i see em
this is me by the wway https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6937358d2965.png
evveryone knowws the hottest ladies are the most incomprehensible ones riddled wwith more issues and inflammatory bad habits than a wwhale corpse desiccated at the bottom of a trench wwith wworms crawwling in betwween the vvertebrae real taste makers knoww
a course you could ugh i wwill think on it i havve to retreat to a dark room and ponder menacingly
d0 y0u want t0 be 0n the ribbit list when i get ribbit my upgrades #suggestive #nsfw #vi0lence
࣪⊹₊˚{ okay so why a whale corpse though }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ so like }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ whats up with that }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i dunno just thought it wwas poignant and inspired a cool mental image it began wwith me thinkin about a girl riddled wwith wworms and naturally i imagined a beautiful sea dwweller so naturally i imagine their resting gravve at the bottom a the wwavves
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh, wow.... huh........ }*o*{ #hmmmm }˚₊⊹ ࣪
they banned me from the human pole dancing clubs because i tossed out dubloons and they complained the coins wwere too heavvy and thick they do not appreciate the vvalue of owwnin your wwealth in gold and not in electronic limbo figures
are you implying that i get up on the pole and dance ME nice try you wwill not succeed in gettin me to put on thigh highs and high heels that easily evven if i could absolutely shrug off that showwer a gold
I'm n⚣t implying i'm telling y⚣u! Y⚣u g⚣tta sh⚣w them that they need t⚣ simply get up t⚣ y⚣ur level, als⚣... I didn't say anything ab⚣ut thigh highs ⚣r high heels. D⚣ y⚣u need th⚣se f⚣r p⚣le dancing?
uh fuckin duh say you havve nevver been to the human pole dancing club wwithout SAYIN you havve nevver been to the human pole dancing club am i right
I haven't been t⚣ a human p⚣le dancing club 0-0 Where sh⚣uld I g⚣ t⚣ see ⚣ne? I'm pretty curi⚣us n⚣w
wwell if that is like some kinda serious question are you on earth first question earth c i guess or post vvictory earth or wwhatevver it is called
too many feelins feelins a clandestine and aroused and vviolet nature feel like i wwanna rip into somethin wwith my teeth and shake my head until its splattered on the wwalls
i w0uld try t0 ribbit understand ribbit but i 0nly ribbit kn0w tw0 ribbit em0ti0ns right n0w and they are currently ribbit vi0lence and h0rny right n0w ribbit i can 0nly d0 ribbit 0ne 0f th0se things ribbit until i get upgraded i cann0t ribbit d0 h0rny yet s0 if y0u want ribbit we can ribbit spar it is practically the same ribbit thing t0 me #vi0lence #nsfw #suggestive
searching up busty seafarin cosplay babes pin up kissin on my main wwwwindowwww no clearin history in vvvviewwww a evvvveryone no shame but openin a privvvvate tab turnin on a vvvvpn findin a spot under the stairs and constantly clearin my cookies wwwwhen i look up twwwwo normal sized men wwwwatchin the notebook together and sharin a kiss wwwwhen the music swwwwells does anybody swwwwim to this island too or just me
i am doublin dowwn and i hope they all choke on it https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5a5f3ba658c2.jpeg
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nooooooooooooooope cant make me nope nope nope i am teaching them VVALUABLE LESSONS it is perfectly alright to smack around babies from time to time HOWW ELSE WWILL THEY LEARN
i happen to read at a rate of 200 wwords per minute so check your goggles fef and try again owwned
O)( Y-------EA)(? Name 200 BOOKS. T)(AT ONLY T)(R-E-E P-ERC-ENT OF T)(-E POPULATION )(AS ALSO R-EAD. 38P
and i do mean this completely unironically https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/99111432cc65.wwebp
nah i havvent is he some human he sounds like it is he hotter than me
wwell actually shit yeah wwhat kinda movvie and wwhat do you bake do you knoww howw to make sea salt caramel blondies
I LOOOOOO\/E SEA SALT CARAMEL ANYTHING ^_^ i can make that!!! chocolate is kind of hard for me to come by anyways do you like horror mo\/ies?? Z:]
good chocolate is honestly for the masses a real joe schmoes choice a commonality i like to pick the more refined options anywways uh i do not wwatch many unless you count troll full metal jacket and troll jawws wwhich i havve seen many times i guess wwe could wwatch a horror movvie
tell me your fa\/orite mo\/ies ^_^ maybe we can share one another's!!!! my personal fa\/orite is in which a 7 sweeper named alice palmer disappears. Days later, her body is found in a stormwater drainage basin. Alice's parents, Russell and June, are called to identify the remains; Russell identifies the body as Alice's, while June refuses to \/iew it. Ten days after the funeral, the family begins hearing unexplained noises around the house, and Alice’s brother, Mathew, de\/elops mysterious bruises on his torso. Russell and June describe unsettling encounters in\/ol\/ing what they belie\/e to be Alice’s apparition: the former through a single incident in which an apparition aggressi\/ely confronted him; the latter through recurring nightmares of Alice's drenched corpse. Mathew begins experimenting with photography, seemingly capturing Alice’s figure in the backyard and, later, in a photograph taken at the lake. Belie\/ing Alice may still be ali\/e, the Palmers request an exhumation and DNA test, which conclusi\/ely identifies the body as hers. During this period, Mathew installs cameras throughout the house to record possible sightings, which appear to capture images of Alice. Seeking guidance, June consults self-proclaimed psychic Ray Kemeney, who conducts a séance but cannot explain the e\/ents. Months later, Mathew admits that he fabricated the "ghostly" photos and \/ideos in the hope of prompting the exhumation, gi\/ing June a second opportunity to \/iew Alice’s body; in turn, pro\/iding the former with closure. A home \/ideo recorded while the Palmers are away shows what appears to be Alice’s apparition and captures the figure of their neighbour Brett Toohey, whom Alice had babysat for, searching her bedroom. June subsequently finds a hidden \/ideotape depicting Alice in a threesome with Brett and his wife, Marissa. Russell concludes that Brett had been searching for the tape after hearing about Alice’s death. The Tooheys soon sell their home and disappear, and the Palmers are notified that any legal action would likely be limited to a suspended sentence, as the encounter would be considered consensual. Ray later re\/eals that Alice \/isited him months before her death, reporting recurring dreams about drowning, death, and her mother being unable to see or help her, fears also recorded in her journal. Alice’s boyfriend, Jason Whittle, pro\/ides mobile phone footage from a school trip to Lake Mungo, during which Alice is seen burying something beneath a tree. The Palmers tra\/el to the site and reco\/er her phone. Its footage shows Alice walking along the shoreline at night and encountering a bloated, disfigured \/ersion of herself – identical to the body later reco\/ered at the dam – floating slowly towards her. The Palmers come to belie\/e that Alice wanted them to understand what she had experienced, although they differ on whether her death was moti\/ated by the encounter at Lake Mungo. Feeling that the haunting has ended, they mo\/e out of their home. As June looks into Alice's room for the final time, audio from Alice's inter\/iew with Ray plays, recalling her fear that her mother could not see her; Alice comments, "she's gone," as June lea\/es. A photograph taken during the family's departure re\/eals the faint figure of Alice in a window, and footage shown in the end credits (including Mathew's fabricated photos) shows her elsewhere in the background. A post-credits scene shows Alice's ghost lingering during a thunderstorm back at Lake Mungo. it really is SUUUUUCH a good one!!!!! it has so many twists and turns and AAAAGH I LOOOOOO\/E IT!!!!
to wwhoevver out there readin this chit that wwas wwonderin today if maybe you looked good in your outfit or if anyone noticed those little almost trips you made or howw chipped your nails are or if you just struggle wwith loww self esteem and wwonder if anybody else really is faking it too no its just you its all in your head you look awwful and wwe all noticed just stay home next time chum
Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA. This is a name that has become all too common in the dream bubbles, however you have long left the dream bubbles out of the torturous stagnation that is everyone you ever knew and everyone they are related to trapped in the same echo chamber of juvenile drama and obviously you are above such things. You reside on a form of EARTH, one inhabited by trolls, humans and carapacians alike. You found a hivestem by the sea in the TROLL TERRITORIES and plan to stay here. You have recently delved into a concerning number of nerdy hobbies, such as MAGIC THE GATHERING, FIDUSPAWN, DUNGEONS & DRAGONS and WARHAMMER 40K. Most of these are human-born, but you played their Alternian variants, such as LAIRS & LUSII, when every sweaty deodorant-allergic waste of space was still in human diapers, and not the kind they wear to the game store. You have been instrumental in spear heading the translation of these game systems to Alternian and introducing other trolls to such games so as to BETTER the GENE POOL of the player base. Lamentably, you do still speak to the HUMAN GODS of this Earth and have been known to dabble in the CULT OF HOPE. You still enjoy HISTORY and it's many scrutinies, all academic and larped forms of warfare and aquatic memorabilia. You purposefully steer clear of wizards as it is a touchy subject that you find yourself gravitating more towards with each passing mention of it like a dangerous and addictive huffing substance. your new handle since having this fresh start at life is cthonicAspirations and you type in a manner befittin of a royal prince vviolet of a great and once dead empire a alien wwarmongers. https://i.imgur.com/K13it6g.jpeg
okay so for dramatic effect you havve to imagine readin my last chit wwith a dark and forebodin cape billowwin behind me perhaps an enchanted cape made a the purest seams a hope spun fabric and the squashed dreams a younglings er younglins anywways do that wwhen you read it
alright let us get somethin out a the wway i havve been seein a lot a eridans on this platform let it be formally knowwn that these eridans are the frothin degraded inbred short faced pug vvariants a me the true eridan the prime self i guess you could call it if you knoww me then yes i havve done deeds wwhich are not to be named if that is all you wwish to speak to me about then you may turn your rudder and swwim yourself back to the decrepit polluted land delta from wwhence you came neww life neww me i havve more gold than evver and i do not plan on grovvelin hello
do 7our misdeeds in(lude misspelling (hthoni(, be(ause man, i’ve been there
i havve actually coined a neww form of the wword it is an ampora original and it is in fact far superior to the original chthonic the original is sorta plebian if you think about it and this one is more dynamic
on a completely unrelated note do you think it invvokes negativve aura to delete your account after first posting
this is howw i knoww youre goin to be a loww tier eridan that wwe dignified amporas need not concern ourselvves wwith because your first flippin instinct wwas to followw the numerous failprince nobodies that came before you and disparage the likes a myself and @caligulaAscendit wwith this pathetic pickme screed like ANYONE givves a fuck if you think youre eridan prime because i BEEN eridan prime evveryone knowws that im eridan prime they been callin me that since eridan wweek due to my primacy and tendency to get into iconic evvent style capers thats strike one asshole but you aint shunned by the council a eridans yet so tighten the fuck up you could still join us if you play your cards right
you knoww wwhat i had begun to as usual type up a furious storm a keyboard wwarfare i had begun loading the cannonade into the artillery buttons a my vverbiage wwhich is liable to leavve you cooked dusted filleted and left abandoned by the side a the provverbial road but after takin a long hard look at your account and this other pansie you tagged i havve come to the conclusion that mayhaps MAYHAPS i wwas quick to condemn the rest a my useless shambling ampora doubles like the pathetic approvval seekin dirt lickers they are it seems i havve actually found a couple vversions a myself that seem like they just may be wworth their salt but you should knoww that wwhen i play cards i play for fuckin keeps and evven a potential invvite to the council a eridans is an acceptance that i may wwind up ruling it wwith my iron foot stompin on the neck a the vviolet hosts that are us princes this unbridled ambition that burnin flame i hope you recognize this you cheeky silt guzzlin chudlord and recognize it wwithin yourself for shootin abovve your wweight class is wwhat it truly means to be an eridan noww as for this eridan wweek clearly you dont knoww wwhat it means to havve an eridan around to actually givve you a run for your money on that high sky horse you are ridin on full send no condom so wwhen are wwe goin to havve the second one and duel like twwo real dukes a destruction
that wwas a test to see if the true roilin hopeflame wwas still inside you good eridan wweek 2 is all but inevvitable by noww and all youll be required to do is awwait the destined moment wwhere planets align and fate sneers upon chittr once again for the next ampora takeovver hopefully my chemical quadrant is avvailable glad you could see reason eridan the council wwill be in touch also i wwanted to ask wwhat is your queue lookin like for wwarhammer miniature commissions
ugh fuck me that is genius i tip my wwand to you eridan i should a fuckin called that a troll a your caliber wwould be made a the strongest stuff you knoww the kind that burns awway the impurities a lesser minds and cheap idiots uh actually it is freein up i locked in and got a lot a my comms done i currently only havve one ongoing comm the gal is payin me to fully paint sevveral squadrons a eldar wwraithlords to look like old alternian imperial drones i get to charge out the fucking gills because i am one of the only trolls on this planet wwho actually SEEN their robotic vvisage wwith my owwn eyes they are all too green in the toes to try to correct me on the markins cornerin the market as it wwere er anywways yeah free wwhat did you havve in mind bro