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࣪⊹₊˚{ ummmm.... the way this is kind of super just like when i had that tragic career-ending flarp accident.... like to an alarming degree }O_O{ #alarmedbyit #violethysteria #gillgamers }˚₊⊹ ࣪
as it turns out hiding under a bed is still not a great place to hide!
COULD YOU SETTLE FOR A GUTTERBLOOD.
D0nt enable him
| cnn g|ve u my ssurgeons numbr bb |tts ok
COUNTERPOINT TO THIS REVIEW, FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS A THING OR TWO ABOUT ABSOLUTE FUCKING CINEMA. THE SCREWS ON THIS MOVIE ARE *TIGHT.* YOU WILL NEVER, FOR A SINGLE, PALPITATING MOMENT, BE ALLOWED TO PRY YOUR GANDERBULBS FROM THE SCREEN. NEVER HAS EVERY LAST FRACTION OF A FUCKING ZEPTOSECOND HELD MY ENRAPTURED INTRIGUE THE WAY THIS FILM DID. UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE. ELECTRIFYING VISUAL STORYTELLING. DON'T EAT OR DRINK ANYTHING WHILE YOU WATCH THIS. JUST SIT THERE AND STARE AND MUMMIFY BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT PAUSING IT OR GETTING UP TO GO TO THE ABLUTIONBLOCK. YOU'LL REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. WHICH IS A SENTIMENT THAT I THINK GETS ECHOED IN THIS MOVIE A WHOLE DAMN LOT.
CHALLENGERS (2024). PERHAPS THE CHEATING MOVIE OF ALL TIME. CERTAINLY THE THROUPLE MOVIE OF ALL TIME. A MOVIE THAT PROVES. BEYOND ALL DOUBT. THAT STICKBALL IS ABOUT SEX. SPORTS ARE ABOUT SEX. COMPETITION IS ABOUT SEX. AND SEX IS ABOUT POWER. HUMAN ZENDAYA'S FUJOFUL WARRIOR SPIRIT. IS A SIGHT TO BEHOLD. WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND WATCHING THIS MOVIE. WITH TWO MEN. WHO CAN BE CONVINCED. TO CHALLENGERS EACH OTHER. @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST @CALIGULASAQUARIUM. AWAITING YOUR REVIEWS. MINE IS OBVIOUS. FIVE BALLS. NO NOTES. ⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️/🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱 #MOVIEMAID.
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh, wow.... huh........ }*o*{ #hmmmm }˚₊⊹ ࣪
(=^･⩊･^=) < I HAVE A MATESPRIT?!?!?!
for the record, im not a rampant misogynist because i secretly vwanna be a wvoman. im in it for lovwe of the game.
#lairsandlusii #fitcheck #technically #wwizardwwednesday wwhile id originally made a big showw a unvveilin the vvisage of SORCERER HIGHTIER the persona intended for wwoegothes upcomin lairs and lusii campaign (and that fit is still legendary rest assured it aint goin nowwhere) i recently came to the ascertainment that my hunger wwas for a eldritch wwarrior of a grittier more crepuscular sorta vvibe so i stepped back into my ideation chamber at the pinnacle a the HOPESPIRE wwhich is wwhat im callin my apartment until the true HOPESPIRE has finished construction and cooked up a tenebrous antihero befittin my current inclinations this is DARKMAGE WWRATHION a vvengeful scion a the stygian blasphemies that creep behind the vveil a reality and culminate in the furthest ring wwith wwrigglin horrortentacles and bloodshot eyes that wwatch wwhen your back is turned and peep at unspoken truths that are better left ignored for sanitys sake he is an apprentice at the BLACK ORCHARD wwhere he hones the terrible powwer trapped wwithin his heart after a bold and heretical experiment fused his soul wwith that of an angel forevver tyin his fates to a portent a doom and misery that he nevvertheless strivves against in spiteful defiance to the ruinous destiny his ambition struck him wwith but it is through that vvery same ambition that he wwill climb his echelladder and return someday to the VVIOLET STEPS OF THALASSYN to slaughter the smallminded theurges that exiled him and claim the authority that is his hatchright