♣ mediated by @cthonicAspirations
Si7 wi7h me. Ge7 real quie7 righ7[💎💎💎JACKPOT💎💎💎] now. Look a7 me. I do no7 give a shi7 wha7 you do or do no7 do. My advice is jus7 7ha7[🍋🍋🍋JACKPOT🍋🍋🍋]: advice. And s7op vagueing 7he chicks you like wi7h poe7ry you didn'7 even wri7e!!!!!!!
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࣪⊹₊˚{ IF THEYRE ACTING LIKE THEY CANT SEE YOUR BODY GLITTER THEN STRIKE THEM DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWNNNN, BESTIE!!!! \}⟡O⟡{/ \}⟡O⟡{/ YOU DONT KNOW WHAT MERCY IS! NO ONE TOOK THE TIME TO TEACH YOU!!!! \}⟡O⟡{/ \}⟡O⟡{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my GOD! are you fourking serious right now? youre REELYYYY going to get up in the middle of our {nl}LARP date to go + whimper on your shellphone to some guy that ISNT EVEN HERE right now???? }*益*{ UGH! we havent even ROLLED anything yet! \}⟡益⟡{/ #whatthefluke #hicacontent #violethysteria #unbaleenable }˚₊⊹ ࣪
-- amorousChanteuse [AC] has attached an image.png -- [Roro's face is faintly illuminated by the glow of the phone. Sitting atop his back is Cami, posing with her arm outstretched to capture both of them on the floor. Her free hand is holding the shaft of her weapon, using the flat of the gold spear to rest helpfully against Roro's cheek, propping his face up into frame. She's visibly in better shape compared to him - flushed from the initial strike while he.. sports furious hand-marks on his face, scrapes on his chest, and pink glossy marks all across his skin. There's a furious crinkle of her nose, still smiling prettily while he looks dreamily at the camera. In the background, the screen of his fridge is shattered.] i think i found my new album cover!!!!!!!! <3 #suggestive #<3<? @tipsyGlamour
࣪⊹₊˚{ also like, yeeeea, just send me whatever bra it is + ill just get it shipped to my hive }6u6{ okayyyy! yay!!!! \}^7^{/ #cullab #yayyyy }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ FUCKING SHELLO? eridan???? hey? hi???? WHAAAAT IS YOUR MALFUNCTION, BABES!!!! ୧}⟡ᯅ⟡{૭ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i ask because you mustve conchpletely lost your GOD DAMN MINDDDD four you to be doing this in front of one of the COOLEST COOL GIRLS on this on this fourking netsite!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ }*益*{ like, you are SOOOO lucky you didnt do this on grumblr! because i wouldve had you BATTERED GIBBETTED + FRIED four this!!!! YOU LITTLE PAIN IN THE WRASSE! \}*益*{/ \}*益*{/ \}*益*{/ WATCH IT!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
＼(=^‥^)// < OMGOMGOMG! MOG!!! WHY DIDN'T ANYPAWDY TELL ME THAT HUMANS HAD THEIR OWN FURSION OF "POST-PUPAL HOWLFIEND"??? I F33L LIKE I'M GOING TO START CLAWING AT THE WALLS FROM THIS NEW REVELATION! (=；ェ；=) < THESE HUMAN ACTORS... OMGM. I CAN'T. THEY'RE JUST SO CUTE AND GAY AND PERF. AND GAY!!! └(=^‥^=)┐ I'M GOING TO START YOWLING AT THE SINGULAR PINK MOON ABOUT IT!!!!!! #F33LS #I-CANT-EVEN
my gf rlly wants me to explore quads but i didn't even think i'd get this far to, like, get a gf in the first place. lol. #justsaying
nevver met a girl wwith tats wwho wwasnt an annoyin feminist wwith small spheres
Unfo+rtunately. So+me tro+lls are getting to+o+ bo+ld appro+aching wo+men.
Go+ld star fo+r yo+u. :-)
Your commentary is noted. I am very appreciative that you listened!
:33 < Ang3l with a shotgun
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my GOSHHHH! this is SOOOO me when im feeling red four someone }/7\{ }/7\{ WHO ELSE???? }⟡ᗜ⟡ʃƪ }꩜ᗜ꩜ʃƪ ~ <3 #literallyme #cullquette #hicaricore #glubinterrupted }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ what is your PROBLEM with me!!!! you misurfable little RIPTIDE FREAK! }*O*{ }*O*{ }*O*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ when am i going to see you again }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Oh do you now? >::::D
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HAD A MEETING TODAY WITH THE RAGE EMPEROR AND THE HEAVENLY ORDER OF NEW KLOWNS. IF NOTHING ELSE, THE EMPRESS WAS RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING: GET A CLOWN TO DO THE HANDS-ON WORK AND EVERYTHING ELSE WILL FIT INTO PLACE. YOU SHOULD ALL BE SEEING MY MOIRAIL *VERY* SOON. I'VE GIVEN HIM LEAVE TO COME KEEP AN EYE ON ALL OF YOU STRANGE FUCKS, AND HE SEEMS EAGER TO MEET YOU.
is this, like, your very first date ever, eridan?
but eridan!!!!!!
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh wow! they just keep HRNNNNing at me!!!! }*7*{ fluke at them go!!!! #whichcouldmeananyfin #hrncore #thatscullquette #anglerfishing }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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࣪⊹₊˚{ MOBY GET YOUR GLANCE BUBBLES OFFFF OF MY POOP DECK IF YOURE SOOOO BOTHERED THEN!!!! }*皿*{ likeeee! its actushore-leave WAYYYY easier to mind your own gillnets than it is to stick your flippers in MINEEEE if you think about it like, ONCE! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + ALSO HES NOT A WIGGLER! what are you, his custodian???? iiii kinda think he WANTS me to make him miserable }9u9{ + WHO ARE YOU TO DENY HIM THAT IF THATS WHAT HE WANTS! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ hehehehe! SOOOO true! if i dont keep my horns up, howwww would i be able to feed you these cute little bites of basking shark paté???? }6u6{ say ahhhh! <3 <3 <3 <3 }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ dont look at any of those comments from your descendant, bee tee glubs }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ hold on i didnt see this earlier }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ 1st of all i do NOT order off of the hatchling menu! 2ndly. WHO THE FOURRRRK TOLD YOU ABOUT MY BATTLE PLATTER???? }⟡A⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ ohhhh back OFF!!!! get out of our BUSINESSSS wiggler! }*益*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ cant you see the post-molts are LITERALLLLY talking right now! }>O>{ goby jealous somewhere else!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
DUE TO STUNNING CRITICAL RESPONSE. YOU GET ANOTHER ONE OF THESE. COME GET YOUR SLOP. THE CORRECT ANSWER IS. ONCE AGAIN. SHRIMP. #WADERBAIT #SHARKBAIT #RAGEBAIT #ALTERNIANFOOD #YUM.
#boysnight #meandmeandme #twwinnin #triplin @caligulaAscendit @cthonicAspirations
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
IF YOU BEAT ME IN THE CHICK-OFF. WHO KNOWS WHAT I MIGHT DO. IN MY FRENZIED DERANGEMENT. BUT YOU WILL BE FINE. YOU HAVE HAD LOTS OF PRACTICE. WITH YOUR CLOWN.
It will be what now.
BECAUSE OF MY GREAT RESPECT FOR YOU AS AN OPPONENT.
I WAS ALWAYS DOWN. AND I WILL CONTINUE TO BE DOWN. UNTIL AND UNLESS YOU DEFEAT ME. AT WHICH POINT. IT PAINS ME TO SAY THIS. BUT IT WILL BE INTERPLANETARY WAR.
ohmyfuckingod
@handMaid Are we actually going through with the photoshoot in the scenario that we end up in competing brackets? I thought that was a joke, but the scenario rapidly becomes more possible by the minute. I'm going to have to pick out a negligee.
yeah ill call that a vwrap, i kinda wvanna rush through these boring match-ups. surprise surprise, aranea beat the lady nobody knovws in the #cronusbabeoff. shocker. bye dollie, better luck next time. er, hmm. actually im feeling a lil bad for her, giwven vwho she vwent against and wvhos running the thing... wvell! aranea movwes on! next up, novw heres an interesting one. porrim maryam vws. jane crocker! this is a high seed against lovw, but i think it could be anyones game. porrim has the ravw sex appeal and charisma, but janes been established on this site for a vwhile, just look through the "adored" tab dovwn there and youll see plenty of her cleawvage. i might havwe to let this one run a wvhile if its close. wvote belowv, as usual, for wvhich babe is hottest. #suggestiwve #nsfwv? <3 or <> for porrim <3< or c3< for jane
࣪⊹₊˚{ ummmm.... the way this is kind of super just like when i had that tragic career-ending flarp accident.... like to an alarming degree }O_O{ #alarmedbyit #violethysteria #gillgamers }˚₊⊹ ࣪
as it turns out hiding under a bed is still not a great place to hide!
COULD YOU SETTLE FOR A GUTTERBLOOD.
D0nt enable him
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COUNTERPOINT TO THIS REVIEW, FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS A THING OR TWO ABOUT ABSOLUTE FUCKING CINEMA. THE SCREWS ON THIS MOVIE ARE *TIGHT.* YOU WILL NEVER, FOR A SINGLE, PALPITATING MOMENT, BE ALLOWED TO PRY YOUR GANDERBULBS FROM THE SCREEN. NEVER HAS EVERY LAST FRACTION OF A FUCKING ZEPTOSECOND HELD MY ENRAPTURED INTRIGUE THE WAY THIS FILM DID. UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE. ELECTRIFYING VISUAL STORYTELLING. DON'T EAT OR DRINK ANYTHING WHILE YOU WATCH THIS. JUST SIT THERE AND STARE AND MUMMIFY BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT PAUSING IT OR GETTING UP TO GO TO THE ABLUTIONBLOCK. YOU'LL REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. WHICH IS A SENTIMENT THAT I THINK GETS ECHOED IN THIS MOVIE A WHOLE DAMN LOT.
CHALLENGERS (2024). PERHAPS THE CHEATING MOVIE OF ALL TIME. CERTAINLY THE THROUPLE MOVIE OF ALL TIME. A MOVIE THAT PROVES. BEYOND ALL DOUBT. THAT STICKBALL IS ABOUT SEX. SPORTS ARE ABOUT SEX. COMPETITION IS ABOUT SEX. AND SEX IS ABOUT POWER. HUMAN ZENDAYA'S FUJOFUL WARRIOR SPIRIT. IS A SIGHT TO BEHOLD. WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND WATCHING THIS MOVIE. WITH TWO MEN. WHO CAN BE CONVINCED. TO CHALLENGERS EACH OTHER. @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST @CALIGULASAQUARIUM. AWAITING YOUR REVIEWS. MINE IS OBVIOUS. FIVE BALLS. NO NOTES. ⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️/🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱 #MOVIEMAID.
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh, wow.... huh........ }*o*{ #hmmmm }˚₊⊹ ࣪
(=^･⩊･^=) < I HAVE A MATESPRIT?!?!?!
for the record, im not a rampant misogynist because i secretly vwanna be a wvoman. im in it for lovwe of the game.
#lairsandlusii #fitcheck #technically #wwizardwwednesday wwhile id originally made a big showw a unvveilin the vvisage of SORCERER HIGHTIER the persona intended for wwoegothes upcomin lairs and lusii campaign (and that fit is still legendary rest assured it aint goin nowwhere) i recently came to the ascertainment that my hunger wwas for a eldritch wwarrior of a grittier more crepuscular sorta vvibe so i stepped back into my ideation chamber at the pinnacle a the HOPESPIRE wwhich is wwhat im callin my apartment until the true HOPESPIRE has finished construction and cooked up a tenebrous antihero befittin my current inclinations this is DARKMAGE WWRATHION a vvengeful scion a the stygian blasphemies that creep behind the vveil a reality and culminate in the furthest ring wwith wwrigglin horrortentacles and bloodshot eyes that wwatch wwhen your back is turned and peep at unspoken truths that are better left ignored for sanitys sake he is an apprentice at the BLACK ORCHARD wwhere he hones the terrible powwer trapped wwithin his heart after a bold and heretical experiment fused his soul wwith that of an angel forevver tyin his fates to a portent a doom and misery that he nevvertheless strivves against in spiteful defiance to the ruinous destiny his ambition struck him wwith but it is through that vvery same ambition that he wwill climb his echelladder and return someday to the VVIOLET STEPS OF THALASSYN to slaughter the smallminded theurges that exiled him and claim the authority that is his hatchright