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࣪⊹₊˚{ hold on i didnt see this earlier }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ 1st of all i do NOT order off of the hatchling menu! 2ndly. WHO THE FOURRRRK TOLD YOU ABOUT MY BATTLE PLATTER???? }⟡A⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ ohhhh back OFF!!!! get out of our BUSINESSSS wiggler! }*益*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ cant you see the post-molts are LITERALLLLY talking right now! }>O>{ goby jealous somewhere else!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
sharp fangs dont make biting into a jellyfish any less avwful babe.
look, im just saying. vwould i rather havwe lame shitty flakes or a nigh literal nothingburger... or vwould i rather havwe shipvworm, urchin, shrimp? yeah, im getting rid of the jellies.
DUE TO STUNNING CRITICAL RESPONSE. YOU GET ANOTHER ONE OF THESE. COME GET YOUR SLOP. THE CORRECT ANSWER IS. ONCE AGAIN. SHRIMP. #WADERBAIT #SHARKBAIT #RAGEBAIT #ALTERNIANFOOD #YUM.
Dr0wn y0ur l0cal seadweller In n00k #nsfw
#boysnight #meandmeandme #twwinnin #triplin @caligulaAscendit @cthonicAspirations
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
IF YOU BEAT ME IN THE CHICK-OFF. WHO KNOWS WHAT I MIGHT DO. IN MY FRENZIED DERANGEMENT. BUT YOU WILL BE FINE. YOU HAVE HAD LOTS OF PRACTICE. WITH YOUR CLOWN.
It will be what now.
BECAUSE OF MY GREAT RESPECT FOR YOU AS AN OPPONENT.
I WAS ALWAYS DOWN. AND I WILL CONTINUE TO BE DOWN. UNTIL AND UNLESS YOU DEFEAT ME. AT WHICH POINT. IT PAINS ME TO SAY THIS. BUT IT WILL BE INTERPLANETARY WAR.
@handMaid Are we actually going through with the photoshoot in the scenario that we end up in competing brackets? I thought that was a joke, but the scenario rapidly becomes more possible by the minute. I'm going to have to pick out a negligee.
ohmyfuckingod
wvell its confirmed: the crockercorp pr machine hates rustbloods. someone go cancel janey or something. there vwas a good turn out for aradia, including by the wveird vwhite guy himself, but it just vwasnt enough. jane movwes on! sorry rae rae. up next, the handmaid, the demoness, the scariest bitch on alternia, up against the heiress, the wvitch, the svweetest lil thing on alternia, feferi peixes! this propaganda is also #nsfwv for real. wvote belovw, vwhos hot, wvhos not? #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for feferi <3< or c3< for the handmaid
This platform's user base has me so dadgum paranoid that I just stopped dead in my tracks with my finger hovering over the "send" button on a PERFECTLY innocuous post concerning my new pedicure. On second thought. You don't need to see that. <:| #Perverts #Freaks And other various #SexualMiscreants
Pearls are s0 c00l, seadwellers really arent taking full advantage 0f the aura
being brought into another situation i just hope i get boing boing Z:/ #suggesti\/e
i play cod sometimes
a for effort babe <3
as it turns out hiding under a bed is still not a great place to hide!
COULD YOU SETTLE FOR A GUTTERBLOOD.
D0nt enable him
1 f1nAlly got A quest1on on my form. th1s comes from some fuck1ng loser 1t sAys: “1 jsst f1gfured outr why ur tAg 1ss dev1l1shDebbel (dd) becuz theoe r the only doubl ds ur g1nnA hsve eheheh” ...go fuck yourself.
COUNTERPOINT TO THIS REVIEW, FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS A THING OR TWO ABOUT ABSOLUTE FUCKING CINEMA. THE SCREWS ON THIS MOVIE ARE *TIGHT.* YOU WILL NEVER, FOR A SINGLE, PALPITATING MOMENT, BE ALLOWED TO PRY YOUR GANDERBULBS FROM THE SCREEN. NEVER HAS EVERY LAST FRACTION OF A FUCKING ZEPTOSECOND HELD MY ENRAPTURED INTRIGUE THE WAY THIS FILM DID. UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE. ELECTRIFYING VISUAL STORYTELLING. DON'T EAT OR DRINK ANYTHING WHILE YOU WATCH THIS. JUST SIT THERE AND STARE AND MUMMIFY BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT PAUSING IT OR GETTING UP TO GO TO THE ABLUTIONBLOCK. YOU'LL REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. WHICH IS A SENTIMENT THAT I THINK GETS ECHOED IN THIS MOVIE A WHOLE DAMN LOT.
ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE. YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE. SURE. WHY THE FUCK NOT. IF YOU'RE JUST PUTTING IT ALL OUT HERE. LOUD, UNBOTHERED RECHITT.
CHALLENGERS (2024). PERHAPS THE CHEATING MOVIE OF ALL TIME. CERTAINLY THE THROUPLE MOVIE OF ALL TIME. A MOVIE THAT PROVES. BEYOND ALL DOUBT. THAT STICKBALL IS ABOUT SEX. SPORTS ARE ABOUT SEX. COMPETITION IS ABOUT SEX. AND SEX IS ABOUT POWER. HUMAN ZENDAYA'S FUJOFUL WARRIOR SPIRIT. IS A SIGHT TO BEHOLD. WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND WATCHING THIS MOVIE. WITH TWO MEN. WHO CAN BE CONVINCED. TO CHALLENGERS EACH OTHER. @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST @CALIGULASAQUARIUM. AWAITING YOUR REVIEWS. MINE IS OBVIOUS. FIVE BALLS. NO NOTES. ⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️/🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱 #MOVIEMAID.
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I finally feel like a person.
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh, wow.... huh........ }*o*{ #hmmmm }˚₊⊹ ࣪
sO COOL! i STILL WISH, mINE EVER CAME IN,,,
i can see the "ibispaint" logo yknoww i may be bulb challenged but i knoww a huckster wwhen i see one keep flappin those phony airfoils knavve but youre nevver gonna fool a seasoned expert in exposin the apocryphal fakeries wwhat continue to havve trollkind by the globes im just that guy science rules pixie dust drools an speakin a pixies if you happen upon one in the great barrens givve me a dial its been a boyhood dream a mine to capture an dissect one these storybook tricksters so i can finally provve that pixies are secretly an endangered branch a vvery tiny lowwbloods just a little pet theory a mine actually hmm that might be wwhy youre able to fly hold on im makin leaps an bounds in the great field a eugenics right noww
Is there n0t 0ne s0llux 0n this website with rizz
for the record, im not a rampant misogynist because i secretly vwanna be a wvoman. im in it for lovwe of the game.
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I AM NOT A FAK-EBOB!!! 3X(
I know you were talking about my sp)(eres.
T)(ank you for being open and )(onest. I am a grown woman and I play wit)( toys.
okay yknowv wvhat? i respect this. dm me for my sources.
⊹₊˚{ i have literally been SO busy that i almost fourgot to post this CUUUUTE pic from #fishingfriday }>_\{ omg!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ what do you think? }^o^{ WELLLL my catch is still probably bigger than yours anyways!!!! }9u9{ }9u9{ #cullfourthesummer #girlglubber #cullquette }˚₊⊹ ࣪ https: ࣪⊹₊˚{ i.ibb.co/DfKykLzF/cullfour.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪ https: ࣪⊹₊˚{ i.ibb.co/0jXTcCbz/the-summerrrr.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ literally allll of you are just SOOOO happy to skitter on here + completely fuck up your digital nubprint via chitt }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + then you sadsop wagies have the audaaaacity to come back like ""omgggg the imperial recruiters keep ghosting me i cant get a jobbbb"" }O_O{ ?! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ like babes. meet me at sea level reel quick }.____.{ do we seriously think that has nothing to do you posting "squirmy want boing boing" every time you leave the slime???? #hmmmm #richgillthoughts #socialfisshues #girlglubber }˚₊⊹ ࣪
#lairsandlusii #fitcheck #technically #wwizardwwednesday wwhile id originally made a big showw a unvveilin the vvisage of SORCERER HIGHTIER the persona intended for wwoegothes upcomin lairs and lusii campaign (and that fit is still legendary rest assured it aint goin nowwhere) i recently came to the ascertainment that my hunger wwas for a eldritch wwarrior of a grittier more crepuscular sorta vvibe so i stepped back into my ideation chamber at the pinnacle a the HOPESPIRE wwhich is wwhat im callin my apartment until the true HOPESPIRE has finished construction and cooked up a tenebrous antihero befittin my current inclinations this is DARKMAGE WWRATHION a vvengeful scion a the stygian blasphemies that creep behind the vveil a reality and culminate in the furthest ring wwith wwrigglin horrortentacles and bloodshot eyes that wwatch wwhen your back is turned and peep at unspoken truths that are better left ignored for sanitys sake he is an apprentice at the BLACK ORCHARD wwhere he hones the terrible powwer trapped wwithin his heart after a bold and heretical experiment fused his soul wwith that of an angel forevver tyin his fates to a portent a doom and misery that he nevvertheless strivves against in spiteful defiance to the ruinous destiny his ambition struck him wwith but it is through that vvery same ambition that he wwill climb his echelladder and return someday to the VVIOLET STEPS OF THALASSYN to slaughter the smallminded theurges that exiled him and claim the authority that is his hatchright
that wwas a test to see if the true roilin hopeflame wwas still inside you good eridan wweek 2 is all but inevvitable by noww and all youll be required to do is awwait the destined moment wwhere planets align and fate sneers upon chittr once again for the next ampora takeovver hopefully my chemical quadrant is avvailable glad you could see reason eridan the council wwill be in touch also i wwanted to ask wwhat is your queue lookin like for wwarhammer miniature commissions