Eridan Ampora
@cthonicAspirations
twwelvve and a half swweeps | "recently" revvivved | blitherin annoyin meat heads dni | dm me for wwarhammer mini comms
D --> The problem with relating myself to characters is that there are so few characters who are super STRONG and also good at archery and blacksmithing and also very c001 and possibly capable of using dark magic
i do not think you understand the ancient system a god tier if you think i need to ascend to it to havve the title i am the prince a hope regardless of if i wwear the silly pajamas perhaps this is all stemming from a deep seated jealousy you havve ovver my title it is only natural sympathetic evven since yours is such a cruel cosmic joke you knoww equius perhaps if you asked kindly i could take you under my wwing lead you off a this silly misguided path you are on a complete delusion of course you wwould havve to ask nicely maybe a little grovveling if you wwill youre used to that right despite wwhat you say wwhich by the wway gavve me a good hearty laugh
D --> Why would I be jealous about a title as miserable as yours D --> Destroyer of hope D --> What a sad e%istence D --> And you call mine a cosmic joke D --> I am perfectly content with being the heir and embodiment of the void D --> Though naturally I have aspirations to become even more D --> At the very least I achieved my fated purpose unlike you D --> You didn't even succeed at destroying hope for anyone but yourself D --> You are beyond presumptuous to think you would have anything to teach me D --> Your life has always been one of endless failures and it is obvious to me you have not made any attempt to course correct or grow STRONGER in that time
yeah destroyer a the enemies hope simpleton you are awware that your aspirations mean nothin right you are to become and inherit wwait for it nothin if your fated purpose is to be a jackass wwith more titles than sense then sure yeah congrats on achievvin it my rifle is stronger than you by the wway just to let you knoww your strength is pretty run a the mill
D --> I literally broke your rifle when I picked it up
in an unrelated note do you wwake up evvery evvening covvered in a thick cocoon a swweat or only wwhen you lay your head dowwn initially
D --> I use my godtier powers to constantly remove my sweat so I am not generally sweaty at all
wwell that seems like a cop out if ivve evver heard one are you not constantly under a migraine focusing on somethin as small and constant as your swweat beads i imagine it is not dissimilar to holding a magnifying glass to a swwarm a ants that nevver ends
D --> I also don't get as flustered as I used to so that helps
1’m hot and 1’ve never watched LOTR 1n my l1fe
a lot 1s wrong w1th me. also 1 am ampora-based sea dweller prejud1ce, next quest1on
unbelievvable on a completely unrelated note i am sendin sevveral giant sea beasts to your location to be air dropped on that dirt filled hole in the ground you livve in
oh noooooo, whatever w1ll 1 do?! g1ant sea beasts can’t f1t 1n a 3x8x12 squarefoot hole and they’ll dry out. now what
not all a them many a them can survvivve on land for hours i wwonder wwhat wwould happen if a certain dashin orphaner wwere not around to shoot them through the cranium for you and alloww you to get ovverrun alloww all your favvorite shops to be smushed under their giant levviathan bellies and your idiotic interest be wwashed awway hm
you underest1mate my pat1ence and ab1l1ty to do fuck all for hours at a t1me. 1t’s called tak1ng a d1rt nap but 1mag1ne 1f 1 had a favor1te orphaner actually lol. maybe one of those dualscars 1s actually cool, 1’ll look 1nto that
haha oh yes i havve nevver heard this tree barked up before i agree actually dualscar is the best and most badass orphaner to evver wwield the legendary rifle upon wwhich your fragile wworld sits so glad you could agree that the one on top is the coolest a them all one orphaner to rule them all maybe unless you do not understand that reference and are too busy dirt nappin just make sure not to covver up your screen wwith your finger grime too much
1’ve come to the conclus1on that 1f 1 were to have a v1olet orphaner preference, 1t would be the shackler barbette. and yes, 1 w1ll enjoy my d1rt nap thank you
checkmate, now be gone w1th yee
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only if you manage to do a successful triple kick flip or wwhatevver stupid dogshit bs you try to do wwith that pathetic piece a drift wwood you got
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yep okay good job bro real slick this is about as good as i expected so good job on not divvin under the bar
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disgusting i wwill be doing no such thing you howwevver probably havve too many foreign objects in there to count
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obvviously if there is to be a livve action reenactment of lord of the rings i wwill be playing sauron the lidless eye is my pleasure to portray wwith the wwhite hot fires a SCIENCE
ホビット役の一人を演じてみてはどうだ？それともゴクリを演じるのがいい？
howw dare you a course i wwould nevver play one a those simple hairy foot bastards i wwould only settle for one a the great casters sauron saruman the wwitch king a angmar or gandalf
じゃあ、足の毛が生えてるより、顔に毛が生えてる方がいいってこと？
wwell feet not legs hairy legs are fine manly evven hairy face is ideal but smooth shavved can be nice as wwell preferable evven it is as the old antiquities say a sign a being civvilized transcendent and knowwledgeable like my smooth shavven face handsome too i dont knoww if you havve noticed
アタシの上にのしかかった時に、あごひげが胸の谷間に挟まるほど長い男とは付き合ったくない。
wwell then you are in luck i havve no long beard at all just a smooth face for that cleavvage
MAYBE IF YOU EVER WATCHED ACTUAL FUCKING CINEMA LIKE SMASH ALTERNIAN HIT "THE ONE IN WHICH AMANDA SEYFIEND PLAYS THE ROLE OF A MIDBLOOD ABOUT TO ENGAGE WITH THE HIGHS AND LOWS OF YOUNG FLUSHED ROMANCE IN A MUSICAL FOR THE AGES BUT FINDS HERSELF WONDERING ON WHETHER OR NOT SHES MAKING THE RIGHT CHOICE. SO BEFORE SHE COMMITS TO THE RELATIONSHIP SHE TRIES TO FIND INFORMATION ON HER ANCESTOR AND FIGURES OUT IT CAN BE ONE OF THREE PEOPLE AND INVITES THE OTHER DESCENDANTS OF THOSE TROLLS TO TRY AND SEE WHICH ONE IS MOST LIKE HER WITHOUT REVEALING WHY THE FUCK THEYRE THERE BECAUSE SHE'S A LITTLE CRACKED IN THE THINK PAN AND EVENTUALLY HER LYING AND TRIPLE SWITCHEROO COLLUDING RESULTS IN EIGHT DEATHS AND TWELVE ABBARATION MUSICAL NUMBERS AND ALSO MERYYL SCREECH IS THERE" YOU'D UNDERSTAND WHAT REAL JOY AND MEDIA ANALYSIS FEELS LIKE.
finally a decent opinion on media literacy and movvie choice the people here are starvved and pan dead wwithout guidance like this spoon fed to them i dont knoww wwhich kar you are but i approvve
I'M THE ONE WHO WON, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER. WHAT DID I WIN? BOTH THE GAME AND THE ENDLESS WAR AGAINST PEONS WHO REFUSE TO WATCH ACTUAL FUCKING MOVIES.
wwhere havve you been all my life do you wwanna hang out i mean hey that is cool bro did evveryone wwin or just you showw those fuckin peons wwhat they deservve am i right
I'M REALLY NOT SURE HOW WE'D DO THAT. BUT YES, EVERYONE WON. WE ALL REACHED GOD TIER AND GENERALLY KICKED SGRUB'S PATHETIC, WAILING WRIGGLER ASS. WE CLAIMED OUR PRIZE. AS FOR THE PEONS, I CARE LITTLE FOR THEM SO LONG AS THEY STAY THE FUCK IN LINE. ITS NOT LIKE THEY'RE FULLY FORMED PEOPLE LIKE WE ARE ANYWAY. THEY PROVED THAT.
holy shit you talk like the perfect leader i alwways kneww you could be kar but hold on wwhat you are sayin is you havve your owwn eridan you knoww if he evver slips up and pisses you off and you need a neww bro i am avvailable i am sure wwe could find a wway EXACTLY yes kar oh my god wwe havve the same pan trust me on this
THE HOPE EMPEROR AND I HAVE A PROFESSIONAL WORKING RELATIONSHIP. WE'RE FRIENDS AS MUCH AS I AM WITH ANY OF THE OTHERS. AND YEAH, WE SEEM TO BE PRETTY ALIGNED ON THE IMPORTANT SHIT. I'D BE HAPPY TO CONTINUE CORRESPONDENCE.
the hope emperor are you fuckin glubbin me right noww kar yes hell yes wwe wwill continue much correspondence exchange noble vvalues and ideas of leadership i wwant to knoww all about your planet