Eridan Ampora
@cthonicAspirations
twwelvve and a half swweeps | "recently" revvivved | blitherin annoyin meat heads dni | dm me for wwarhammer mini comms
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wwhat the fuck do you happen to be in the market for an evvil master
being brought into another situation i just hope i get boing boing Z:/ #suggesti\/e
evver since i wwas a wwee fry i dreamt a the empress flattenin my wwrigglin day cake under her wwetsuit clad superass #nsfww #cakesittin
The 0verwhelmingly vi0let dashb0ard is spiking my bl00d pressure.
many such cases do not wworry ara if i can help it wwell get that pressure up to a clean wwhatevver number is required for your head to bloww up in a smattering of gore
0nce y0u bring the amp0ra v0lume high en0ugh y0ull all start killing each 0ther s0 im n0t w0rried
this is true but after the slaughter and the wweaker amporas havve been shot to blitzed crumbs by my potent gun then i can stand tall ovver the mountain a their smoldering corpses and turn to a nearby lustful maiden such as you ara this is you time to jump into the scene and groww some actin chops and smolder wwith the passionate intensity and libido a like the most memorable historic wwarriors a old
Im already fucking 0ne 0f y0u. Are y0u s0 desperate t0 slurp y0ur alts seed 0ut 0f my n00k? #nsfw
first of all more embarrassing for you to be spreadin your legs and showwin me the vviolet drip but wwhat can i say i alwways kneww you wwere sendin signals my wway the current of romance speaks for itself second of all i alwways bring a handkerchief to wwipe it dowwn and replace it wwith my vvastly superior vviolet seed so tell me wwhich a my alts i am going to be cuckolding wwhen you come ovver to my place so i can showw you my ancient historical tome collection
oh howw i absolutely lovve a bean based traditional beforus beyond burger no bun of course i havve to fit into my explorers romper i prefer a nice leaf of lettuce abovve and beloww my vveggie based slice of grilled delight
i hate you i hate you i hate you are they actually evven good or i mean shut up nevvermind i am sending you to the depths a tartarus for your toenail painted transgressions you fucking fiend
@cthonicaspirations just slipped and fell into 25 different whoopee cushions,, and upon impact he opens a door and attempts to leave da whoopee room but a water bucket falls on his head!!!
wwell i mean this is just sorely untrue do not get me wwrong i appreciate you havvin the guts to reach out and try to initiate socialization but i am standing here wwhoopee less and wwearin no contraceptivves on my head at all
only someone who fell into whoopee cushions and has a water bucket on his head would say
i think you mistyped this you gentle spaz a nature should havve said this at the end
CHALLENGERS (2024). PERHAPS THE CHEATING MOVIE OF ALL TIME. CERTAINLY THE THROUPLE MOVIE OF ALL TIME. A MOVIE THAT PROVES. BEYOND ALL DOUBT. THAT STICKBALL IS ABOUT SEX. SPORTS ARE ABOUT SEX. COMPETITION IS ABOUT SEX. AND SEX IS ABOUT POWER. HUMAN ZENDAYA'S FUJOFUL WARRIOR SPIRIT. IS A SIGHT TO BEHOLD. WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND WATCHING THIS MOVIE. WITH TWO MEN. WHO CAN BE CONVINCED. TO CHALLENGERS EACH OTHER. @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST @CALIGULASAQUARIUM. AWAITING YOUR REVIEWS. MINE IS OBVIOUS. FIVE BALLS. NO NOTES. ⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️/🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱 #MOVIEMAID.
ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE. YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE. SURE. WHY THE FUCK NOT. IF YOU'RE JUST PUTTING IT ALL OUT HERE. LOUD, UNBOTHERED RECHITT.
࣪⊹₊˚{ okay, quick poll.... is it wrong of me to hire a psychic to tell me about my future quads? }.-.{ because i like, want to be prepared four battle later on.... OKAYYYY, VOTE ON YOURS HUSKSSSS \}*o*{\ /}*o*{/ \}*o*{\ NOWWWW!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ <3/<> = no youre not wrong hicari + if you ever were wrong we would literallyyyy fourgive you + also we can TOOOTES see your body glitter tonight bestsea }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ <3</c3< = yes i think youre wrong four some reason + also im a lvl 7 flarp carry.... okayyyy VOTE NOWWWW!!!! \}*o*{/ \}*o*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
oh fuck off givve me a real option rename one a these quads to put "hicari you are wwrong but only because divvination and prophecy is fuckin bs easily digestible slop for explaining the intricacies a science and probability and i refuse to acknowwledge that you should stoop to something like wwitchy hullabaloo to powwer your choices" on there like a normal person also im not a carry so i literally cannot click that react
Im g0nna be s0 h0nest. If i were a cat i w0uld t0tally step 0n y0ur b00b. I am n0t s0rry.
evveryone knowws the hottest ladies are the most incomprehensible ones riddled wwith more issues and inflammatory bad habits than a wwhale corpse desiccated at the bottom of a trench wwith wworms crawwling in betwween the vvertebrae real taste makers knoww
࣪⊹₊˚{ okay so why a whale corpse though }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ so like }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ whats up with that }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i dunno just thought it wwas poignant and inspired a cool mental image it began wwith me thinkin about a girl riddled wwith wworms and naturally i imagined a beautiful sea dwweller so naturally i imagine their resting gravve at the bottom a the wwavves
O+h, what the heck. #YO+DO+, am I right? Do+n't unblur this image if yo+u do+n't want to+ see my tits. #NSFW https://cdn.imgchest.co+m/files/c931e54dee7a.jpg
fuck it sharin most pin up or nudes ive taken in the past 2 months #nsfw #substance for 1 pic
mediating me eh i see you clowwn in the provverbial vvents a this internet platform
not to say i do not enjoy the guy from time to time just calling the shots as i see em