Eridan Ampora
@cthonicAspirations
twwelvve and a half swweeps | "recently" revvivved | blitherin annoyin meat heads dni | dm me for wwarhammer mini comms
and noww a passage i havve chosen for you all pulled out of the recovvered tome of a gallant and revvered knight of conquest, a hero of old alternia the gwwynvvere "Upon one night, my lady, thou dost drivve me to madness. Thou makest me furious, picking apart the little things I say or the manner of my dress. It maketh me yearn to run thee through! Some nights I lie awwake, haunted by thy face, and I cannot sleep. On nights like those, I find myself resolvving to givve thee a piece of my mind. I implore my courage to come wwith me, and I march to thy hivve to tell thee evverything I think is so deeply, deeply wwrong wwith thee. And then — mine eyes meet thine. By my troth, fair maiden, mine eyes doth lose the battle, and my heart payeth the price of the wwar levvies full dearly. In this wwar, I wwavve the wwhite flag of surrender — for thy face is too comely, thy hair too shining as spun silk, and thy undergarments too scant and tempting for a knight of honour to wwithstand. I answwer thee wwith Yes, my mate? WWhat dost thou require, my mate? and brace myself for the day ahead, as a vvassal before the lists." #poetry #flushromance #pitchromance #lightreading #suggestivve #archaic #finterature
Pu7 7he palmhusk down. Nerd. Loser. Dipshi7.
uhhhh wwell it is sorta nebulous i am in the talkin stages let us say wwith twwo youd havve to dm me to knoww more i do not wwant to risk any stray wwrath
did you evven read it i bet you did not evven read the poetry howw about you showw the gwwynvvere some respect for his craft i mean is this not so relatable
you knoww wwhat make me
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okay you are just jealous clearly wwhen wwas the last time katchi serenaded you wwith some poetry at least the shit i dig up is better then the bars he wwrites all you havve to do is ask
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is there supposed to be a cha ching somewwhere in here or wwas i supposed to just read betwween the lines
WWHAT THAT IS NOT HOWW A JACKPOT FUCKIN WWORKS GIVVE IT BACK
"soeemt|mes v|ollenc e |s the Anser" WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAT LUV ATTCK ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ᓚᘏᕐᐷ
holy shit i am healed
Glub!
glub
pls be so gluttonous that you try to fit my tit in your mouth. please bite on it like it’s yours!!!! #nsfw #yearning #latenightThoughts
#wwilldo
eridan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i havve to be honest it may hurt more than you think but if it leavves a nice bite mark i havve a feelin you may havve more fun than one might think otherwwise #suggestivve
#mybunny <3
WWWWOAH
yknoww the thing about a shark shes got lifeless eyes black eyes like a doll’s eyes wwhen she comes after ya she doesn’t seem to be livvin until she bites ya and those black eyes roll ovver wwhite and then awwww then you hear that terrible pitch screamin the ocean turns red and in spite of all the poundin and the hollerin she comes in and rips ya to pieces #vvaguepost #pitchpoetry
࣪⊹₊˚{ iiii think you were only pretending to play it vague four this 1! }⟡u⟡{ NIIICE TRYYYY THOUGH! }~7~{ }~7~{ }~7~{ #dobettanexttime }˚₊⊹ ࣪
your fins are glossy beyond compare your teeth are sharp and predacious your gills are flush wwith prestigious and royal affluence and your hair shines like the highest crests a the wwavves under the expanse a the first mornin lights
You guys are still out here pretending violet men deserve to live...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
oh so its alright for the rustie to say it fuck this chum wworld wwe livve in
-- amorousChanteuse [AC] has attached an image.png -- [Roro's face is faintly illuminated by the glow of the phone. Sitting atop his back is Cami, posing with her arm outstretched to capture both of them on the floor. Her free hand is holding the shaft of her weapon, using the flat of the gold spear to rest helpfully against Roro's cheek, propping his face up into frame. She's visibly in better shape compared to him - flushed from the initial strike while he.. sports furious hand-marks on his face, scrapes on his chest, and pink glossy marks all across his skin. There's a furious crinkle of her nose, still smiling prettily while he looks dreamily at the camera. In the background, the screen of his fridge is shattered.] i think i found my new album cover!!!!!!!! <3 #suggestive #<3<? @tipsyGlamour
why don't you lick the spear clean instead, stewpid. ;3
FUCKIN fuckin incorrigible you are i just had to tug my collar so much deal #ill #lickdat
um, can you not do that. i'm the one supposed to be tugging collars here, silly lap dog.
alright alright howw about you reel it in before your embarrass me in public so fuckin much that i am forced to skewwer you in your owwn spear i am no dog i am a hound a destruction and a force a nature i just happen to enjoy a good and tasteful beating and support people wwho kick other peoples ass
don’t threaten me ever again.
wwho do you think you are talkin to
someone who’s gonna be purple in the face when i choke him with his own scarf if he says some pendejadas like that again!!!!!!!!! >:(
for your information it is vviolet i implore you to come try
try??? do i look like a vampire to you????????
no but you do look like a girl wwho is biting off more than she can cheww