We here at the Gray House are proud to be working with founder and CEO of Oscorp, @greenGoblin, to definitely not fund any genetic testing, genome splicing, or military bioweapon creation. We would never do that.
Happy to be here Mr President, and of course as not the Green Goblin I will not be riding out on my glider to blow up innocent civilians similar to how we will not be doing any of the following things mentioned. Happy to be working with you sir.
That's great to hear. I'd like to purchase ten million vials of the serum that makes you go insane and then explodes you.
Do you want the purple batch or the green batch? They do the same thing just different vibes with colors, you know how it is.
Okay that's it. I quit.
YOU JUST STARTED
In order to be safe, I would prefer they be mixed in an abandoned warehouse next to a vital water intake facility for a populous city.
I've done all I can.
Funny thing, I already left them there!
Perfect!
Pleasure doing business with you sir