♦ pitied by @biblioDisciplus
I have that BarkBeast in me. It is, unfortunately, one of those indescriBaBly old ones that sleep like they're dead and greatly worry you that they actually are. Until you hear the grossest rattling snore coming from them.
Got that BarkBeast in me in the way that I'm 10 sweeps old and trolls around me think I'll keel over dead of old age at any minute
i need to stop postin my "hot takes" (wwhich are right) its actually hittin my ego bad and i do not need an narcissistic collapse to ruin me last one took me MONTHS to recovver from and it wwas bad bad
8=l < I am an appreciator of the fine arts 8=l < This is not among them
Pulling your Bestie out of the maw of a giant mutated creature after it already attempted to eat her once Before and then shielding her when the mutated creature self-detonates like a WUSS. Just anotherrr regular night down here in Chez Bunker.
its actually been hours since but someone mocked somethin and its actually still pissin me the fuck off im doin my best to just ignore it because it aint that deep, its genuinely the dumbest shit and not important at all but FUCK narcissism is a bitch
I LOVVE MAKIN USELESS FUCKIN ROLLS
... ladaes are soe prettae and they make me nervous...
b♧c♤♢s♧ th♧n y♡♢ h♤v♧ th♧ ♧xp♧ri♧nc♧ ♡f wh♤t th♧y'r♧ r♧♤lly lik♧
dm says "i counted the enemies in this bunker... do not clear this entire dungeon"
W)(y is making friends sϕ )(ard? Can anyϕne answer me t)(at?
Amazing how the shopping list was three pages long, front and Back, I Brought two people along with me, who Bickered all the way aBout what I was Buying, and no one thought to go; "Hey, doofus, why are you Buying a shovel and not, like, those little plastic Bags, extra gloves, mayBe respirators". No one. Not one. At any single point.
To Be fair, a LOT has happened. Has Been happening. Will Be happening. The happening does not cease
anyone got experience on polymoiraillegence im takin the leap and i wwanna not fuck it up because i think anyone wwho knowws me knowws wwhat happened wwith the last one and maybe that shouldnt happen again
nOtE fOr thOsE Of YOU nOt wEll vErsEd In mEdIcInE. OnE whOlE sYrIngE Of mOrphInE mIght bE slIghtlY tO mUch.
Damn it all to hell I forgot I'm currently not even in my own Body. My Beautiful fat... My Belly... Ethics of graBBing the guy who's currently inhaBiting your Body and- actually I'm not finishing this chit.
I'd post a Belly reveal this #fatfuckfriday But I *am* in close quarters with aBout six other trolls and I do not want to explain myself taking shirtless selfies in a dilapidated Bunker aBlutionBlock mirror. So Belly reveal if/when I get out of here.
Wait w)(at dϕ yϕu mean typϕ? Did i fuck up spelling? ...gϕg damn it
...I u)(, fϕrgϕt yϕu fϕllϕwed me fϕr like um...fuck.
And imma gϕ )(ide fϕrever t)(at was an awful typϕ...ug)()()(
WWHERE IS MY VVR SET ivve torn my respiteblock ovver sevveral times, it is actually vvery upsettin i had plans
the debate in my head rn is about gettin a new vvr headset or not because yeah mine is ancient and horrid and had no battery life but i only play beatsaber, is it really wworth upgradin for fuckin beatsaber wwhen my shit quest 2 can play it just fine?
I AM, QUITE LITERALLY, JUST A MAN AS A TROLL ODYSSEUS WOULD SAY. PERHAPS IT IS ACTUALLY *YOU* HUNG UP ABOUT CARDS GAMES AND UNØ BOTS SINCE YOU'VE MENTIONED THEM MORE THAN I
did you know, 13,000 trolls die of fetch modus related deaths every year?
Yϕu knϕw w)(at, i'm tired enϕug)(, and maybe a bit sleep depraved, my turn tϕ message an ex.
THIS GAME IS BULLSHIT, FIRST OF ALL IT KEEPS MAKING ME BALD FOR NO FUCKING REASON, SECOND OF ALL I SHOT THIS PERSON POINT BLANK IN THE FUCKING FACE AND THEY STILL DID NOT DIE.
CAN'T A GUY JUST LIKE CARD GAMES FOR THE HELL OF IT? JEGUS, TROLLS THESE DAYS
if anyone is confused as to wwhy @carcinocytoGeneticist is alwways talkin about card games, this is the reason he wwil deny this, but wwe all knoww karkats cannot hide their truest of feelins for shit his kismesis is an uno bot named panini, and he is dowwn so bad for her this is timestamped, he is the karkat on the right of the screen
They're just sideways potholes... That go down a lot... Surely, troll Mamdani will get on the joB, right
[He uses his magical abilities to turn into a big tree] [Mocking voice] i am grut i am grut i am grut
i am grut ðis and i am grut ðat what if I am grut?
tva cant get me here, i am bey()nd ðe can()n