#sburb
I think... I died last night????????????????????? I mean. I was on my quest bed but I definitely DID DIE. No big deal. Ok a little big deal. It was weird though. Really weird actually. Little explanation. I've been getting desperate for progress since my teammates are being useless on purpose. And I happened to find my quest bed deep inside a tunnel in my planet. Once I found it, I instantly knew what it was. I wish I didn't have to stab myself and slowly bleed out to reach my godtier, but my teammates are STILL fucking uncooperative so I couldn't have someone else take me out of my fucking misery. I ...Read more
Kay making a pinned before i forget again Hey, im heart, erato obviously. Im a page of hope i guess, and about a week ago i finally "beat" the game Sburb. At the cost of my entire team, not getting into that right now. From what I know, the thing that wiped out my team is either extremely rare, or wasn't a part of Sburb period. So, theres that right now. As of now, im currently living the life of a hermit in the mountains of Pangea, my earth b as it were. So yeah nice to meet all of you. #sburb i guess
Memos fucking empty and it just makes me pissed. Sending messages about what I'm doing, plans, OR EVEN JUST "Hey. Still alive."s by the fistful AND ONLY DION OCCASIONALY RESPONDS. HOW AM I SUPPOSED DO ANYTHING. WHEN NO ONE COMMUNICATES. IM GOING TO HAVE TO PULL UP TO THEIR PLANETS AND SLASH THEIR ANKLES TO GET ANYTHING DONE. #SBURB #Violence
MY TEAMMATES ARE ALLLLLL MORONSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! #SBURB
Makin' my way back to my house. Or land. Don't know. Neither feel comfortable. Tired as hell. No ones talkin' in the memo. I SAVED my teammate and all i got was a pat on the back from 'em. I need a shirt that says "I'm playing SBURB and all i got was this stupid fucking t-shirt." #SBURB
Currently trying to get OFF of Raves planet because I'm highkey sick of them. #SBURB BUT we are tag posting. And mine is really dumb. composingCadaver is a bit of weird joke i made once when i was younger. decomposing and then just slash the de off leaving just the composing. Like putting the pieces together or writing something beautiful. Like a song. And cadavers mostly cause I felt like a fucking nasty, gross, walking, talking, corpse for a long ass time. Still kinda do. I don't compose music. I just thought it was a fun was to say I was like... a reanimated corpse. But alive and full of beautiful ...Read more
HAH. HAHAH. OHHHH GODDDDDDDD... OH MY GOD. The kiss worked. Rave is back I fucking guess. I would say this is a blessing but they're being a bitch right now. Talking about some "Oh! But it worked out in the end EL OH EL!!!!!! Shit happens!!! You saved me and its all good now! Doesn't matter that I'm under geared and shit! I'm going back to impulsively targeting shit that's too big for me to kill and having NO SELF PRESERVATION! BLEEEHHHHHHH!!! XPPPPPP" BITCH. GO BACK TO YOUR HOME. AND ALCHEMIZE SOMETHING. A WEAPON. NOT JUST. AN AEROSOL CAN AND A LIGHTER THAT YOU MERGED INTO A SINGLE CARD. #SBURB
A week later. I'm losing track of time. I managed to beat a few of the smaller area bosses in my own land. Got through the portal that one spawned and whoopdeedoo I learned that Crows land is the land of bugs and forests! My two least favorite things. Any who, I'm kidding. Crow didn't defeat the mini boss to get to the next land because he's too damn busy nerding out over these damn insects so I helped him out and went on my merry way to Raves planet. Place is... bleak. A big desert. Was able to find their body quickly. Very dead. Pulling them to their quest bed if I even knew where it was would be a lost...Read more
[BEGIN MESSAGE] a quezti0n f0r tth0ze 0f y0u wh0 have p|ayed #zburb. [ACTION:QUERY] why d0 y0u n0t have a databaze with item c0dez and guidez? [END MESSAGE]
yes im #sgrub/#sburb infodumping, mute if y0u dont want tw0 see. fraymotifs are a little m0re complicated than a n0rmal rpgs purchasable spells/moves. ive gathered that s0me (including the two y0u start with) are generic two y0ur class/aspect, some inc0ralporate b0th, and everyone has at least 0ne unique two them. likewise, fraym0tifs that require more than 0ne person can either be a "standard" c0mbo, 0r if the people kn0w each other well and have s0me kind of str0ng bond, unique tw0 their dynamic. as a general rule, unique ones are stronger, thats clearly the intenti0n of whatever sick twisted devs made...Read more
OH ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE GAME? THE GAME I TELL EVERYONE NOT TO PLAY? THE GAME THAT RUINS PEOPLE'S LIVES ALSO KNOWN AS THE RUINING LIVES GAME? THE GAME I KEEP WARNING PEOPLE ABOUT AND THEY KEEP NOT BELIEVING ME? THE GAME WHERE PEOPLE THINK IT'S WORTH LOSING EVERYTHING FOR SOME STUPID POWERS? THAT GAME? FUCK THAT GAME.
I used to think I knew everything about that stupid game. And then I woke up in stupid green puffy pantaloons without ever having been a player in the first place and suddenly I understood that there is no knowing everything about something who's only goal is to test if you're competent and traumatised enough to become a god.
As much as I want to and crave to undertale post like all of you, I am unfortunately playing #SBURB and I'm starting to think my land generation is glitched. THERES NO RETURN NODES. I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO BEAT A BOSS RIGHT NOW TO CREATE A GATE. Talk to you all later. Going offline for a bit to see if I can find a return node or figure out whats wrong with my planet.
I'm shit at video games and you bitches think I COULD POSSIBLY SURVIVE SBURB? Ain't no way. No can do. My sessions doomed just from having me in it. Cade was the one who was good at games and he had a nervous breakdown and killed a shit ton of dersites. #SBURB #joke #violence
Here's my screenshot from when I first realized Rave is either very dead, or their land is stopping them from contacting us. First option is more likely. Hardly knew this guy but I still feel... gross. Don't mind the beginning of the message is cut off, I've been using pesterchum mobile for quick messages and its WAYYYY worse than the computer version. All I said was "Hey! Nice to meet you! Sorry for dragging you into this, but at least you get to live, RIGHT HAHAHAHA?" and then they fucking died. So... Fuck. Their phone went offline RECENTLY. So they're probably in their land. Making it my mission to g...Read more
I don't even want to sleep. I just know I'll wake up in a fuckin' jail cell or some shit LOL... Or worse, I wont wake up on derse at all. Thanks Cade. #sarcasm #SBURB
Takin' a break. I think I've been wandering in circles for 3 days. Which might explain the not finding a return node thing. Stupid fuckin' adorable newts are no help with directions and most of the land looks the same to me. #SBURB
Current group is: -Dion, Chill guy who lowkey don't give a fuck (who I might be in love with, but it ain't the time to unpack all dat.) Based on what he knows. Probably a breath player. We aren't sure of the class because his little consorts are fucking mean as hell and keep lying about shit. -Cade, Fuck if I know what he's doing. He's been quietly doomer posting in all the memos about how he's destined to fail no matter how hard he works and that the universe is working against him or some shit... Public enemy of Derse. Somehow. Which makes the rest of us Derse dreamers, ALSO PUBLIC ENEMIES. -Crow, Cr...Read more
Also. Don't know how but my teammate has become public enemy NUMBER 1 OF DERSE. FUCK. THIS TOTALLY WONT EFFECT ANYTHING. FOR SURE. #sarcasm #SBURB
Scratches my stupid fucking brain. This quest shits hard as fuck. #SBURB
I think my teammate might have died. And I'm in my fucking land farming imps in dungeons. I knew this would happen and I'm still upset :/// I don't think any of us can even help them. I only joined it to delay my death and now I genuinely thought we'd all survive. Once again disappointed by my own thoughts. Whatever. Can't do shit about it. #CW-DEATH #SBURB
Lost track of time... Not a fan of how even if there's a day night cycle, without my usual responsibilities I can't seem to keep track of how many days have passed #SBURB
Still haven't heard from that one teammate. last thing they sent was a picture of them entering their gate. I hope they're alright. #SBURB
96 hours and 37 minutes until this thing fucking explodes i guess.. we still don't have any ideas, so rose is going to do some seer shit while i take the twins out for ice cream. not even 5 yet. i'm gonna be sick.
ALSO!!!! Still worried about my teammate who hasn't responded to any of my pesterchum messages in like... three fucking days? Can't be a good sign. #SBURB
Oh. My. God. That dungeon was difficult but soooo worth it??? I got a dope ass piece of gear, a shit ton of grist, and a few extra strife specibi I could hypothetically use. I'll get a picture later. For now. I need a nap I think... Just a little nap never hurt no one. #SBURB
I have an intricate and above average sized pair of scissors and a dream. HOW AM I SUPPOSSED TO BEAT HOARDS OF ENEMIES IN A DUNGEON????? Alright. I'm doin' this shit. If I die I die... What fuckin' ever. #SBURB
DUNGEON. IT WAS A DUNGEON. NOT A FAN OF THAT. THE STAIRS LED DOWN INTO A DUNGEON. #SBURB
'Bout to take a nap to go back to... whatever the purple dream place is called. Honestly I don't know but I like the place. It's pretty. After that I'm going to go into a random ass dark doorway with stairs I found in my land. #SBURB
Just saw my reflection in my phone screen and scared the shit out of myself. Hahaha. Its only been what... three or... no was it two days? Or has it only been one? Dunno. I'm goin' with the flow though and still on this planet place. Its pretty. There's always a party going on somewhere. But I miss my bed. #SBURB
Just learned that Autophyes is the planets like... god???? Or something??? Not sure, brah. This shit hard as fuck to understand. All I know is that its been here for a long time. And its currently asleep. The newts with masks really hate this thing btw. Not sure why. ALSO. The newts without masks (very few of them) are somehow getting masks. Don't know how. Don't know why. But the masks are what make them... weird! Like distant and apathetic weird. Creepin' me out big time. #SBURB
Entire planets just fucking Venice btw. Big canals, newts swimming in the canals, beautiful buildings... Boats. How the fuck did these little guys build this shit??? #SBURB
The fuck is an autofeeyes????? Jesus christ, these newts keep saying its like. important or something. Something about self existence and essential nature. Whatever that means. #SBURB
Fuckkkkk yeah! Newts have started calling me their valiant knight for some reason. Dope ass title. #SBURB
Woke up with one of the newts on my face. Very slimy. Not a fan at all. #SBURB
Feelin' oddly paternal about these lil newt guys... #SBURB
Newts are disappointed I called them lizards. They're not even mad. Just disappointed. Fuck. #SBURB
Apparently this place is called the land of soirees and masks. Its actually... really pretty. Think like a dope ass masquerade ball, BUT IT NEVER STOPS. Been wandering around for a while and nearly everywhere I've wandered is a busy town. Seems this place is like... FULL of these little guys. some sort of amphibian I think. Salamanders...? Or newts? They're all oddly apathetic though. Keep mentioning the masks they wear and that they're like... STUCK. Like they cannot get them off and they're weirdly affecting them. I've tried pullin' on their little faces and it does JACK SHIT. They wont give me a str...Read more
Also... went through the gate. This place is weird asf. #SBURB
I'm probably in love with my best friend but I'm playing #SBURB so I'm just not gonna worry about that right now. #joke
OKAY! Weird ass purpley dream with a shit ton of towers but whatever. I never really actually dreamed before this. Y'think its cause I nearly died? LOL. Anyways. I feel mostly better. Server player made the platform a little too high so I have to jump into the portal and it freaks me out a lil bit... #SBURB
Bigthing at yhe top of th e platform beat my ass. I won. but itook a a nasty beating. I thijk i have a brokenrib and im bleedin pretytbadly. I got the final bit of damage as it grabbed me and when it exploded into grisdt i fell. I think i need a nap. #SBURB
I CAN ALMOST SEE THE TOP OF THE STAIRS HOLYYY FUCKKKKKKK. Can't see anything up there yet but I haven't run into anythin' huge yet so I KNOW something bigs going to spawn. Dion will never hear the end of my complaining. #SBURB
Super awesome epic persona thrown out the window because I cannot keep doing this. These stairs will kill me and enemies cant even spawn on them. I'm going to throw myself down these stairs. FUCK. #SBURB
Oh my fucking god... THESE DAMN STAIRS #SBURB
Alright, Alright. My groups tellin' me I got to go up the stairs they built to the gate. Guess I'm climbing. #SBURB
ALRIGHT. I think I went a little crazy with the alchemy and farming grist. I have... A crazy amount of grist right now and its a little weird cause I don't think I'll ever need THIS MUCH GRIST. Starting the ascent up to the portal soon. But I'm mostly just chillin' and shanking imps. And from what I've heard theres a big mini boss that spawns up there and I'm not dealin' with allat yet. #violence Oh. And I haven't heard from one of the players in a while. Little concerned about that. But its alllllll good. Everythin's FINE and DANDY. God. I don't know where Mother went either. She was here one day. ...Read more
Haha! How does my internet still work out here in this fucked up place when my house is stranded... somewhere? Anyways. Been grinding a lot of grist for alchemy. a few of my teammates already made it to their portals. Dunno how but I'm going to bet they're totally underprepared LOL. #SBURB
Teethsprite actually keeps fuckin' jumpscaring me... When does this guy fuck off??? #SBURB
it wasn't supposed to exist here. we specifically made sure we wouldn't have to deal with it again- its not even a separate earth we just went to a timeline where we knew it didn't exist. rose said she couldn't see it anywhere. jade chose the exact area for us to go to #sburb is not supposed to happen in this world. i can't bring my twins into the game- i'm not subjecting them to any of this fuck what do i do