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Sorry! My cat sprite thing keeps trying to get into my devices. This is the second time I've had to disconnect, destroy and make a new one. Ugh. #sburb #shouldnthaveprototypedthat
I am starting to understand why the Non-Cohabitation Treaty of 4030 happened. It makes a lot more sense now why the intergalactic republic of earth, and the alternian empire decided to enter a no-contact agreement. We haven't even met in person yet in our session, and we're already having human on troll conflicts of morality and heated arguments. That war lasted for nearly three centuries of on and off fighting before both sides just decided not to interact at all. Many lives were lost. I hope my coplayers and I aren't barreling towards the same fate all over again. #cw-war #sburb #worldbuilding #fanse...Read more
I'm worried about Darlyn. I can't put my finger on exactly what is making my stomach twist into knots about it, but I feel like something is wrong. She just seems different after getting into the game. We can all pretty well tell that she's depressed, that's for sure, but she's also not letting any of us in. In a situation where she has nothing left to lose and previous societal norms are no longer, she is still choosing not to let herself get attached to anyone else except the two high blood trolls she brought with her. It wouldn't be the first time that she's lied by omission, or directly, and at this p...Read more
On an sweeter note, I want to share some more social updates as well about how our session is going. So, one of my co-players, Haiwei, has been asking us girls a lot of questions. They were obsessed with humans, mammals, and the things that our bodies can do. At first it was really irritating, they'd ask all kinds of intrusive questions about how bodies work for human women, sometimes men but mostly women. Some of them were very inappropriate questions, which I think is a product both of them being a rather isolated individual and also probably some kind of troll specific neurodivergence making it more...Read more
I apologize sincerely that it has been so long since my last update. Things have been getting complicated for my co-players and I. All of us are safely in the game, but the word safe is hardly the way I would describe the situation that we are in now. If you've ever heard the turn of phrase, out of the fire and into the frying pan, that's about where we are now. I am looking down into a giant mystery tubeslide hole in the ground leading to nowhere on my otherwise extremely empty and boring player land, and debating whether or not I should jump in or wait for my co-player who is trying to get to and joi...Read more
Things are different now. My cat's a monster, my room is a mess and half of my friends are aliens who I can't tell if they want me dead or not on a daily basis. Made two awesome girl friends, if we ever got separated I think I'd throw a fit, and they would, too. No more job, no more corporate bullshit bogging down my days. Look at me, cursing, inappropriate, lashing out in ways I never thought i could, never thought I would. It's all so much, it's overwhelming. I'm back and forth between joy and despair in a way that makes me feel like I'll rip apart at the seams. I'm not sure what's wrong with me, but I ...Read more
The current environment has undergone a critical pivot, necessitating an immediate transition from discretionary engagement to a high-stakes operational necessity. My personal residential asset is now facing significant existential risk, rendering the previous leisure-based paradigm obsolete. In retrospect, the allocation of additional labor hours would have optimized long-term resource stability and mitigated current exposure to these unforeseen volatility factors. #sburb
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WIKIPE-TAN'S ARTICLE OF THE NIGHT IS ABOUT… SBURB! Sburb (stylized as SBURB) is the human name for a sandbox-style game that takes place superimposed over the real world, rather than in a virtual space¹. The game is known as Sgrub (stylized as SGRUB) to trolls². In the game, the server player is able to manipulate the client's environment in real time in a manner reminiscent of The Sims³. The client of the game has no need to interact with the computer and can freely roam around completing objectives. Computers are only necessary for interacting with other players and performing actions like downloadin...Read more
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! While paused, hold L2 and R2, then enter up - up - up - left - down - down - down - left - up - up - up - left - right for invincibility. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball #shrub
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! The Sus fetch modus allows free retrieval of captchalogued items, as long as you can avoid the impostors! Try to remember what colors of items you've stored. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball #shrub
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! You can install modern classic Unreal Tournament 2004 for free at https://www.oldunreal.com. This doesn't have anything to do with the universe-propagating game but it's still quite fun. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Cute girls making out sloppy style will increase the readership of the fanfic, fancomic, or other fansession you're in and make it that much more likely for your story to actually reach a conclusion! #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Visit the Shop tab to purchase crossover outfits featuring characters from Overwatch, Nier Automata, and Citizen Kane! #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Prototype your body and make out with your resulting spriteself. Do it you coward. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball #nsfw
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! If you or a loved one were in a universe-propagating game with Vriska Serket, you may be entitled to financial compensation. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Don't prototype an unprototyped kernelsprite with another unprototyped kernelsprite; it Will crash your session and it Will make the server admins pissed off. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! If you need to god tier someone in a pinch, beat them to death with their own quest bed! #gore #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! If your muscular fortitude stat of choice is high enough, you can pick your denizen up by the tail and swing them around to do a surprising amount of damage. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball