Ambrose Strider
@noUser
Don't ask me how I'm alive. I don't know.
fuck i'm getting so damn drunk tn #substance
That was a genuine question by the way
have you tried therapy genuine question
Said some bullshit about control issues and I stopped going.
Hypothetically, if there were to be #dolls in existence that resembled the people I knew, and it already started with one of myself.. Which of an ex charge, ex partner, or the only woman I've ever had a soft spot for would be the least creepy to make next?
Not enough information. You'll have to recount your history with each in excruciating detail, I'm afraid.
Excruciating detail is any detail at all. Do me a favour and just chose red, green, or pink instead.
Green. I get the feeling that one would find it almost charming.
Fair point. Thanks
I'm going to say a collection is 6 or more. For my own sanity
It has to get to four before it's a collection, right?
[A #video is uploaded. It shows a small plush that looks like a Coraline doll version of Ambrose, though without a mouth or nose. It is scarily accurate for being 8 inches long, sitting on a desk and propped up by a block of Tungsten. The shot hovers for a second then the person holding the phone huffs in annoyance and aggressively flicks the removable hat off the doll's head.]
Alternate request on the #cursedclowndoll (that is making me want to sell it).. Anyone out there good at removing curses from inanimate objects?
Depends on what the curse is and how long it has been applied for. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
The curse is that it makes me want to sell it. No idea how long, just got it from someone who found it in a forest.
Seems relatively harmless, if you have a way of getting it to Alternia I could take a look. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
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I'll try this one first.
Gonna try the opposite curse guy first then full curse removal after
Should work out for you, godspeed. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
Okay, it's a neat doll. Some impressive craftsmanship, actually. Unfortunately my track record of being immune to cursed dolls isn't the greatest so.. Selling a #cursedclowndoll someone found in the forest. Shame, had the perfect little shelf space for the guy.
Why not get it un-cursed?
Don't know any doll-uncursers.
Ask around! Plenty of weirdos on here do weird magic just for fun. Ask a Rose may8e, or I think I've seen some purple8lood who da88les.
Now have I have to consider if this thing is worth the effort. Good call though.
You have that shelf allllllll ready, don't you?
It's a gap, I could just go find something on eBay. But looking for something worth it is more tedious than finding a de-curser so. Guess you're right.
Well, first one, then the other, if it comes to that.
That's the plan.
The mini Lalonde is trying to get me to go get diagnosed. We all know I ain't going to therapy or getting medicated so there's no point- and it's just outright wrong. Dunno what a P adds but I definitely don't have OCD, I'm not anxious about anything.
I know no peace. [Uploaded is a picture of a scruffy white kitten with its legs tangled up in red yarn, going hog wild trying to attack the ball like its tiny critter, except the yarn ball is twice its size.]
Every time I see that test again I'm thankful I didn't post my results.
I don't like that BDSM quiz.
I'm just call the thing Lil Man. His legal name can be Cat.
HOW IS THIS BETTER THAN ANY OF MY SUGGESTIONS THIS IS UNFAIR
No one gave me good ideas so I went with the original plan. Don't be bitter
i'm bitter i got banned from giving name suggestions and this is what was decided call him clyde
Still going to call him Lil Man but fine his legal name can be Clyde
Yeah sure
I don't think he likes touching grass
pick him up he was meant 2 be held
Don't worry Lalonde, he gets nice and cosy on my shoulder when I'm not forcing him to have fresh air. Even gets to use my hat as a bed when he hangs out on my desk
awe that’s really cute glad the cutie found such a softie 2 look after him
Not soft. He's just clingy
sounds like u two make quite the pair two peas in a pod
Never mind. I'm back. Seething. He made a completely false statement about me so now I'm going to feel better by watching the rest of you being pathetic.
God, people on here are desperate. I'm out, I have replicas to make
Taking suggestions for names for the soggy rat I now have in my care Current lead is Lil Man but it is just a kitten so that might not work if it ends up acting like a spoiled brat when it's older
Didn't I already ban you from giving more suggestions?
Oh I get it now, you're delusional
That's the only thing you could be if you think you can give me orders
Ah, cowardice. I should have expected as much
Don't think it, I know it.
Actually speaking of Flambae.. I could probably pretty accurately cosplay that
I've been too wholesome this last hour I think I could take Flambae
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This thing fits in the palm of my hand How does a creature even get this tiny
Oh, my heart. They are so precious.
Do they even know they exist?
From the way it just smashed it's face into a plate of watered down pâté No
