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Dave the cat is forthwith to be known as Pringle the cat.
Nothing like chilling with lil cal while playing tony hawk pro skater 3.
...collars. need one. spiked. hm. concept. collar with spikes on inside and outside. #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #guro
I’m gonna have to reword that to be ‘what the chittr users don’t know won’t hurt them.’ because whoops.
hm... thats true, actually. maybe ill alchemize it and the wizard thing roro suggested together. make them shout a spell that aligns with the value of the card.
What Dave doesn’t know won’t hurt him. He doesn’t need to know.
Let it be kn0wn y0u can have b0dy image issues and still be a wh0re #nsfw
8=l < I am feeling it
@cesarianAqueduct anyone ever tell you you look like handsome Squidward?
there are two types of people in this world those who can extrapolate data from incomplete information
calling me depressed is so goddamn boring theres far more interesting and accurate things to call me
Green. I get the feeling that one would find it almost charming.
>> always open. always watching. sometimes answering. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsfeikzis7bh7f_n0icvwx9xtsy4-pweooojdy8doiazrcegrg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111
clicking not interested on something used to mean they stopped showing it to you. B/
grumpy old man is grumpy.
shut up im fucking this burger up.
me rn.
mm burger.
Should work out for you, godspeed. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
Seems relatively harmless, if you have a way of getting it to Alternia I could take a look. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
i cꙮuld sꙮrta curse it in the ꙮppꙮsite directiꙮn and hꙮpe they'll balance ꙮut - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
thinking about my brother falling asleep on the futon and i crawl onto it and start to mouth him through his jeans and he thrusts against my mouth without realizing #incest #somno #somnophillia #cnc #cw-cnc #dubcon #nsfw #nsfwe
a fuckin cheeseburger
organs are just stuffing that got a bit too wet. #gore #puppet
being spanked is sooo uhhnderrated... being puhht across someones knee, ass uhhp in thhhne air whhhnile youhhre defenselessly stuhhck... not knowing whhhnen thhhne next hhhnit is coming or hhhnow hhhnard itll be... all youhh know is youhh hhhnave to lay thhhnere and take it uhhntil thhhney believe youhhve learned a lesson hhhnghhhngngnhhhn #nsfw
i need to get deunk or high or both but it's not fun alone. actually pretty pathetic alone. #substance
i need something with questionable ethics going on in my life rn
(( heph wants to beforan cull the kinky equius and he's having moral dilemmas over the desire ))
10 MINUTES IN SHAME AND A DAY IN COLD CLOSET!!!
i only had a bad trip once and it was because i saw a puppet and then suddenly i was downright certain everything was actually made of puppets and nothing was real so yeah forgive me #substance
D --> I've thought of being branded by someone D --> Somewhere hidden to most, but always there D --> The body can never forget
y3ah y3ah.. post workout or what3v3r h3 said ...
God, I wanna tie someone up and tease them, itd be a fun way to spend my evening. #nsfw
TODAY I'M GONNA TURN INTO A LITTLE CAL!!! :)
sounds like u two make quite the pair two peas in a pod
pick him up he was meant 2 be held
my lore may b tragic but my whimsy remains unwavering ✨️💅
PORTFOLIO IS THE THIN CASING TO HOLD THE CONTENTS PORT AS IN THE HOLDER FOLIO AS IN THE CONTENTS PORT... FOLIO... GET IT???
D --> I am busy with D --> Certain responsibilities D --> Tonight
I want to+ see a man in a slutty o+utfit.
I was in a mood and I just kept hitting up girls from my contacts list. Was incredibly exhausted but a day well spent I think.
I JUST WANT A HUG...
HOPPED OUTTA BED!!! TURN MY SWAG ON!!!
HEY SOULJA BOY CAN I??? YAH TRICK YAH!!!
rise and shine kiddies oglogoth is goin off https://i.imgur.com/7p960wH.png
i refused to sell a lady more fish bc she has a 2.5 gallon tank with a goldfish, black skirt tetra, and baby pleco in it she went and got a different worker to get her another goldfish for the tank and i deadass just stood there and went "you're getting more fish???!" in a really bewildered tone and she looked offended im gonna crash OUTT #rant
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=>>Always nice tø Meet like Minded individuals :)>>>
I win.
Just bornt.
Do they even know they exist?
Oh, my heart. They are so precious.
when i was 16 i had a phase where i would ONLY eat blueberry bagels and cream cheese for months it's back. i am ONLY eating blueberry bagels and cream cheese fuck it's so good i'm [description removed to retain public image]
On the flip side of Sburb talk Don't go "wah wah wah I have to play the game-" Then proceed to horny post over and over and not lock the fuck in if it bothers you that much. What are you doing???
lmao my username is running off my phone screen.
8=l < I am beefy and I also fought
I fucking love popcorn.
A Bro Strider variant? At the #FightNight I'M at? It's more likely than you think.
20 likes and we will shave evidet 8ald if he loses this fight #evidet8ald #fightnight
i managed to get dirk oUt of the hoUse for a photoshoot!!! poor bloke's been a bit reclUsive of late. when i designed his Updated god tier, he had two non-negotiable reqUests: "Keep the poofy asshole pantaloons," and "Don't let me look too much like that asshole." while certain design sensibilities are shared, sUch as the samUrai-inspired look and the popped collar, i think i've made it look distinct enoUgh! one of *my* non-negotiable featUres was keeping the green accents normally only present on the prince's shoes! accUrate aspect coloUr palettes are important to me. ~u~ oh, and the tiara. the hood shape is too iconic to do away with entirely, after all!
always dog on people you distrust people show their true colors when your bark has got some bite to it also always dog on motherfuckers you close with tells em i see you true colors and all
you ever see a couple and wish they would open their relationship
why are we stating our pronouns like they aren't a bio thing not hating just curious
fine. fine! i'll post it. just paints me in a bit of an intense light! cw gore, but he had it coming. as did his stupid gank-squad time clones. fun fact! when fighting a bunch of out of synch time duplicates of the same dude, they will all probably block the same way when you hit them with the force of a semi. you can't block a hammer like this without some serious grit. he did not have it.
you ever eat chicken so bad that you're unsure if you just ate canned cat food? yeah
Some of you will claim to have powers like ‘rewriting reality’ but will still get ragebaited by a stranger calling you gay.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/9yohTzew5b0AAAAC/benson.gif
Jack voice: I am going to fight the guy who has, in the four or five days since he got here, posted no less than three times about degloving someone for fun. #violence #gore (but only if you google degloving, which i reccommend) #pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
i do love being retired but i do sometimes still struggle to watch movies because i wish they were directed differently and sometimes it reignites a spark
idk man freedom of expression gives you the right to post however you want and thats cool and fine but it also gives me the power to comment on it lol im not infringing on your right to do so by having my own opinions