Ambrose Strider
@noUser
Don't ask me how I'm alive. I don't know.
Hypothetically, if there were to be #dolls in existence that resembled the people I knew, and it already started with one of myself.. Which of an ex charge, ex partner, or the only woman I've ever had a soft spot for would be the least creepy to make next?
Not enough information. You'll have to recount your history with each in excruciating detail, I'm afraid.
Excruciating detail is any detail at all. Do me a favour and just chose red, green, or pink instead.
Green. I get the feeling that one would find it almost charming.
Fair point. Thanks
That was a genuine question by the way
have you tried therapy genuine question
Said some bullshit about control issues and I stopped going.
Alternate request on the #cursedclowndoll (that is making me want to sell it).. Anyone out there good at removing curses from inanimate objects?
Depends on what the curse is and how long it has been applied for. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
The curse is that it makes me want to sell it. No idea how long, just got it from someone who found it in a forest.
Seems relatively harmless, if you have a way of getting it to Alternia I could take a look. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
i cꙮuld sꙮrta curse it in the ꙮppꙮsite directiꙮn and hꙮpe they'll balance ꙮut - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
I'll try this one first.
Gonna try the opposite curse guy first then full curse removal after
Okay, it's a neat doll. Some impressive craftsmanship, actually. Unfortunately my track record of being immune to cursed dolls isn't the greatest so.. Selling a #cursedclowndoll someone found in the forest. Shame, had the perfect little shelf space for the guy.
Why not get it un-cursed?
Don't know any doll-uncursers.
Ask around! Plenty of weirdos on here do weird magic just for fun. Ask a Rose may8e, or I think I've seen some purple8lood who da88les.
Now have I have to consider if this thing is worth the effort. Good call though.
You have that shelf allllllll ready, don't you?
It's a gap, I could just go find something on eBay. But looking for something worth it is more tedious than finding a de-curser so. Guess you're right.
Well, first one, then the other, if it comes to that.
That's the plan.
i am selling 1 cursed clown doll found in a forest and nothing more
I'll take it
bet, thatll be 5 bucks
That's a steal- done.
[Doll transferred.]
[$5 sent.]
>> theres this british gilf im talking to and and i hope he says good heavens whenever i send him a nude. #nsfw
They all absolutely fucking do
LIL BRO BACK TO CORNER OF SHAME!!!
What'd he do now
HE SENT INK BOMB TO BEC!!! NOW BEC ANGRY AT ME AGAIN!!! :(
I think he deserves the closet for that
10 MINUTES IN SHAME AND A DAY IN COLD CLOSET!!!
Perfect. Bro Strider approved.
i only had a bad trip once and it was because i saw a puppet and then suddenly i was downright certain everything was actually made of puppets and nothing was real so yeah forgive me #substance
Lmao
But how do you know everything wasn't puppets?
once i was not high anymore i was able to stand again and, stay with me now, im generally actually smarter than i look. i can tell when something is not a puppet.
Hmm.. Dunno if I believe that one
Must be all the stairs.
I'm just call the thing Lil Man. His legal name can be Cat.
HOW IS THIS BETTER THAN ANY OF MY SUGGESTIONS THIS IS UNFAIR
No one gave me good ideas so I went with the original plan. Don't be bitter
i'm bitter i got banned from giving name suggestions and this is what was decided call him clyde
Still going to call him Lil Man but fine his legal name can be Clyde
Yeah sure