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@noUser

Don't ask me how I'm alive. I don't know.

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@tourniquetGalvanized[TG]

am i cool as fuck or what #pics

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@noUser[NU]

What

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@tourniquetGalvanized[TG]

intimidated by my crazy levels of unmatched swag much

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@noUser[NU]

You said "or what". I chose "what".

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@tipsyNostalgia[TN]

oh shit people post nudes here? #nsfw

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Not as often as they used to.

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@destinedKiller[DK]

if no one suggests a modus im just going with the boring option and give them array.

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Hashmap. Trust. Teaches them to duck real quick.

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@destinedKiller[DK]

mm, not sure if theyre good enough with data stuff or math for that. but having to dodge their stuff would be good to train their inexperienced ass in real combat...

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@noUser[NU]

Helps with problem solving too. And it's all small numbers so it gets them used to making small calculations quickly.

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D --> Oftentimes it is better for me not to say what is on my mind

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₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ don't edge us man. what's on your mind? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

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D --> Neigh D --> For my own good, I will not

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@noUser[NU]

But we're so curious

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@dStrider[DS]

the interns are demanding we extend their internship or theyll execute an accountant every hour

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@noUser[NU]

Sounds like they know how to get things done. You should make them proper employees

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theyre arguing to EXTEND their internship

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What is hiring if not an indefinite paid internship?

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they found out interns make 2x the salary of normal employees here

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That feels like the reverse of how things usually go but I say hire them anyway. It rewards their tenacity while still keeping you in charge.

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@noUser[NU]

Hypothetically, if there were to be #dolls in existence that resembled the people I knew, and it already started with one of myself.. Which of an ex charge, ex partner, or the only woman I've ever had a soft spot for would be the least creepy to make next?

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@tiresianThaumaturge[TT]

Not enough information. You'll have to recount your history with each in excruciating detail, I'm afraid.

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Excruciating detail is any detail at all. Do me a favour and just chose red, green, or pink instead.

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@tiresianThaumaturge[TT]

Green. I get the feeling that one would find it almost charming.

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Fair point. Thanks

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That was a genuine question by the way

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@turophileGibber[TG]

have you tried therapy genuine question

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Said some bullshit about control issues and I stopped going.

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Alternate request on the #cursedclowndoll (that is making me want to sell it).. Anyone out there good at removing curses from inanimate objects?

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Depends on what the curse is and how long it has been applied for. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

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The curse is that it makes me want to sell it. No idea how long, just got it from someone who found it in a forest.

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Seems relatively harmless, if you have a way of getting it to Alternia I could take a look. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

Kult: +5
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i cꙮuld sꙮrta curse it in the ꙮppꙮsite directiꙮn and hꙮpe they'll balance ꙮut - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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I'll try this one first.

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Gonna try the opposite curse guy first then full curse removal after

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Okay, it's a neat doll. Some impressive craftsmanship, actually. Unfortunately my track record of being immune to cursed dolls isn't the greatest so.. Selling a #cursedclowndoll someone found in the forest. Shame, had the perfect little shelf space for the guy.

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@ariadnesGrip[AG]

Why not get it un-cursed?

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Don't know any doll-uncursers.

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@ariadnesGrip[AG]

Ask around! Plenty of weirdos on here do weird magic just for fun. Ask a Rose may8e, or I think I've seen some purple8lood who da88les.

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Now have I have to consider if this thing is worth the effort. Good call though.

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You have that shelf allllllll ready, don't you?

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It's a gap, I could just go find something on eBay. But looking for something worth it is more tedious than finding a de-curser so. Guess you're right.

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Well, first one, then the other, if it comes to that.

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That's the plan.

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@neonAllnight[NA]

i am selling 1 cursed clown doll found in a forest and nothing more

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I'll take it

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@neonAllnight[NA]

bet, thatll be 5 bucks

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That's a steal- done.

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[Doll transferred.]

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[$5 sent.]

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