#homestuck
i have met enough versions of the people from my original session that i think i am qualified to assign them averages karkat: 8/10 remarkably consistent across realities occasionally correct terezi: 9/10 dangerous once solved a murder that had not happened yet did not prevent it nepeta: 10/10 almost universally delightful one version hunted me for six months still delightful kanaya: 9/10 excellent company excellent judgment becomes significantly more frightening in timelines where she stops pretending to have patience equius: 7/10 some versions are much easier to talk to than o...Read more
It would seem as though my Handmaid has once again roused the unbearable indignity of employment. This is, of course, an amusingly charitable word for her arrangement. Employment generally implies that one may resign, negotiate terms, or at the very least be allowed the small spiritual luxury of believing one’s labor is not simply the maintenance of a cage with better branding. She has none of these things. She has instead been handed a role, a title, an audience, and a wallpaper pattern she has evidently grown tired of staring at between atrocities. Her mistake is not in wanting to be fired. He...Read more
