♦ pitied by @canS
DID YOu KNOW. REALITY HAS A DEFINITIVE END? THE WORLD. YOuRS. MINE. AND ALL THE WORLDS SuRROuNDING. NONE OF THEM ARE HERE FOREVER. EVERY MARK YOu MAKE BEYOND MY OWN IS IMPERMANENT. IT SHOuLD BE FREEING. THE KNOWLEDGE THERE IS ONE FINAL CuRTAIN CALL. AN EXuENT ALL. THAT EVERYTHING. EXCEPT FOR ME. EVENTuALLY HEEDS. ALL CAFES WIPE THE COuNTERTOPS AND SHuT THEIR WINDOWS AND BLINDS. NOT REALIZING THEY ARE DOING SO. FOR ONE GRIM FINAL FuCKING TIME. ALL SYMBOLS uLTIMATELY BECOME MEANINGLESS MOLTEN MuLCH. THE FIRMANENT SHATTERS. THE BEGINNING. THE END. AND ALL THE SHITTY MID ASS MIDDLING MEDDLESOME MIDDLE PARTS. THEY ALL BLEND INTO A DESTRuCTIVE OMNICIDAL SMOOTHIE. BLENDED TO A SWEET FRAPPÉ DEVOuRED BY YOuRS TRuLY. IT WAS A QuIET. MAWKISHLY SENTIMENTAL WISH OF MY @handMaid TO SEE IT HAPPEN. A WISH. I WAS MORE THAN DELIGHTED TO OBLIGE. FOR YOu SEE. EVERY MISTAKE. YOu EVER MAKE. IS uLTIMATELY MEANINGLESS. EVERY SIN YOu COMMIT. IS NOT MET WITH SOME GRANDIOSE JuDGE. OR SPIRITuAL OVERSEER. THERE IS NO ALMIGHTY. THERE IS NO HIGHER POWER. THERE IS NO SECRET MEANING TO LIFE ITSELF. IT ALL ROTS. BuRNS. DECAYS. AND FADES AWAY. LEAVING ONLY ME. TO SWEEP uP THE PYRES. AND DANCE uPON THE ASHES. WITH MY CHOSEN FEW. THINK ON IT. THE NEXT TIME YOu START WONDERING. WHETHER YOu ARE A GOOD PERSON OR NOT. WHETHER THE RISK. OF OSTRASIZED MOCKERY. AND GLIB DERISION. IS WORTH NEVER DOING ANYTHING MEANINGFuL AT ALL. IF IT ALL GOES uP IN SMOKE ANYWAY. HOW COuLD YOu POSSIBLY FuCK uP WORSE THAN TOTAL ANNIHILATION? THINK LESS. DO MORE. YOuR LIFE. IS JuST ANOTHER MEANINGLESS BONFIRE CRACKLE. NOTHING REALLY MATTERS. AND THAT IS GREAT. WHAT A WONDERFuL BLISSFuL NIHILISM. SO BE SOMETHING MORE. EXPERIENCE THINGS GREATER. EXPERIENCE A LIFETIME. AND MAKE YOuRS COuNT. DuMBASS.
@(。･`ꇳ´･)@—̳͟͞͞3⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃ NOT-MY-CIRCUS-PUNCH!!!! @(。･`ꇳ´･)@—̳͟͞͞3⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃ ₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃ NOT-MY =3 MONKEYS =3 PUNCH!!!!
please call me dave "all you can eat buttffet" strider dave "one inch tongue punch" strider dave "pacific rim" strider dave "ass to mouth skill level with no gap" strider dave "dinner is served face first" strider dave "meatier meteor splitter" strider dave "back door catering" strider dave "full moon festival feaster" strider dave "meat between the buns sandwich artisan" strider dave "crack attack" strider dave "taint missin a single goddamn meal" strider dave "cheeky" strider dave "three hour trombone soloist" strider dave "bottomless brunch honored" strider dave "analysis" strider dave "she was on the tip of my tongue" strider dave "cake by the ocean" strider dave "rear admiral on deck" strider dave "buttery biscuit bandit" strider dave "worships at the profaned altar below" strider dave "walks through the valley of the shadow of death" strider dave "bun appetit" strider dave "tongue twister champion" strider dave "bottom feeder" strider dave "legally classified as a chair for shipping purposes" strider dave "lunar eclipse watcher" strider dave "anal voyeur" strider dave "sit here and wait for your table" strider dave "runs his mouth" strider
who do i think i am? glad you asked im dave "all you can eat buttffet" strider dave "one inch tongue punch" strider dave "pacific rim" strider dave "ass to mouth skill level with no gap" strider dave "dinner is served face first" strider dave "meatier meteor splitter" strider dave "back door catering" strider dave "full moon festival feaster" strider dave "meat between the buns sandwich artisan" strider dave "crack attack" strider dave "taint missin a single goddamn meal" strider dave "cheeky" strider dave "three hour trombone soloist" strider dave "bottomless brunch honored" strider dave "analysis" strider dave "she was on the tip of my tongue" strider dave "cake by the ocean" strider dave "rear admiral on deck" strider dave "buttery biscuit bandit" strider dave "worships at the profaned altar below" strider dave "walks through the valley of the shadow of death" strider dave "bun appetit" strider dave "tongue twister champion" strider dave "bottom feeder" strider dave "legally classified as a chair for shipping purposes" strider dave "lunar eclipse watcher" strider dave "anal voyeur" strider dave "sit here and wait for your table" strider dave "runs his mouth" strider
I͇t͇ m͇a͇y͇ s͇o͇u͇n͇d͇ s͇a͇r͇d͇o͇n͇i͇c͇ o͇r͇ b͇i͇t͇t͇e͇r͇ o͇f͇ u͇s͇ t͇o͇ a͇s͇k͇... ...b͇u͇t͇ a͇n͇y͇ m͇o͇v͇i͇e͇ r͇e͇c͇o͇m͇m͇e͇n͇d͇a͇t͇i͇o͇n͇s͇ f͇o͇r͇ s͇o͇m͇e͇o͇n͇e͇ o͇n͇ t͇h͇e͇ b͇r͇i͇n͇k͇ o͇f͇ r͇e͇t͇u͇r͇n͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇o͇ o͇b͇l͇i͇v͇i͇o͇n͇?͇ ...... I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇ a͇ d͇i͇s͇t͇r͇a͇c͇t͇i͇o͇n͇ f͇r͇o͇m͇ t͇h͇e͇ f͇o͇r͇e͇b͇o͇d͇i͇n͇g͇ d͇r͇e͇a͇d͇. O͇f͇ e͇n͇d͇l͇e͇s͇s͇ e͇n͇t͇r͇o͇p͇y͇.
♦️♠️♦️█ ░ i will...never...understand...the fascinati0n...with "0uting" pe0ple...wh0 call themselves s0mething different...than what they used t0 be called...what if i hated my name? what if seeing it used made me feel like i was dying 0ver and 0ver and 0ver in a hundred b0dies that didnt feel like mine anym0re than the 0ne i had...? what if calling myself s0mething else is the 0nly way i get t0 feel...me? ପ(∗´ര ˰ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♦️♠️♦️
♠️♦️♠️█ ░ yes i came up with my 0wn name. n0 i didnt get it fr0m a lusus. yes its hardly 0riginal. n0 i d0nt care. it makes me feel like the me i want t0 be. instead 0f what every0ne decided i must be. lifetimes ag0. ପ(∗´ര ˰ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️
♦️█ ░ im really s0rry if my tendency t0 fr0lic ar0und in d0ll b0dies misled any0ne...my...0riginal b0dy...is alm0st seven feet tall...i am N0T demure...and i am N0T petite...i had a l0t 0f w0rk d0ne after i died...but n0ne 0f it is really...teensie? maybe thats why i like em s0 much... ପ(∗´ര )~ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ as disapp0inting as that pr0bably is t0 hear...that im a gin0rm0us freak 0f nature...s0me pe0ple d0nt seem t0 mind t00 much...! hehe...<> ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 005?/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXXXXX LOOKIE LOSE??? LOOKIE LOOS? THE LOOKY-LIEuS??? LOOK HE LOSE??? LOST AND FOuND SPECTRALS? GLASS WATCHING PARTIES ANONYMOuS??? A TRAGEDY IN FOuR ACTS - "THE EYES THAT SEE DEAD PEOPLE"??? XXXXXXX I AM GOING TO BE HONEST. I AM SKEPTICAL. THE SPECTACLES. EXIST. IF THERE WERE A PAIR OF JuJu GLASSES. AT FuCKING ALL. I WOuLD KNOW ABOuT IT. WERE IT NOT FOR THE FACT. MY OWN MIRACuLT PREACHER BROuGHT THESE TO MY ATTENTION. I MIGHT THINK NOTHING OF IT. BuT. AN EXCERPT. I REMEMBERED FLAWLESSLY. FROM MY SISTER'S REPuLSIVE PuKE INDuCING DIGITAL DIARY. AN ENTRY. FROM SWATTPAD. WHICH I HAVE TRANSCRIBED HERE. FAIR WARNING. I HAVE NOT EDITED ANY OF IT. CONTROL. ALT. SNAP CRACK SKuLL POPPED RIGHT HERE. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i jUst had. the BIGGEST HORRORGASM. like divine inspiration, to sweat the whole of my arse right off, writing this dark and edgy backstory aboUt my very own jUjU creation. yes! i make those! i'm basically a god after all. i jUst had to rUsh over to my adoring fans and share. warning for... mUrder, spiritUal happenings, spooky spooking, and DARK ROMANCE. are yoU titilated? i sUre am. not betaread. don't like don't read! bUt if yoU DO read yoU simply mUst review. UxU UxU UxU (mwah! mwah! mwah!) 💚💚💚 the mysterioUs lookie lose / look (what) he lose / lost and foUnd spectrals / glass watching parties anonymoUs: a tragedy in foUr acts. (a working title... any ideas? XU) (mUst inclUde pUns!) (ok ok, mooooving on.) click foUr spoilers: these gorgeoUs lenses are actUally the jUjU i am so so so excited to share with yoU all, and NOT JUST ANY JUJU. they're mine, made by me! sqUeeeeee!!! here is...... the 🌶️ spicy bits! 🌶️ (so the entire story as it stands in part one of more. U-U) (bUt not too spicy yet!) once Upon a time on beforUs, the most nostalgic paradoxal sUbdivision of the Universe, there was a toootally infamoUs serial killer named dredge morren! he was... the Ultimate yandere (so in love that it kills someone else!) bUt make it self-loathing? he hated himself so mUch, because his body just felt wrong. (we've all been there! i have to share everything with the WORST PERSON EVAR.) so dredge just started possessing other people... but not to hang oUt and have tea and tUrn a sad frowny face into an Upside-down happy face. not at all! he made them do... the most fUcked Up things... to themselves... and to others. carnage! blood! slashing and clashing and splUUUUUUUrt! 🔪🔪🔪🩸🅰️ 🆎 🅱️ 🅾️ (what blood type are yoU? comment and i might add yoU to morren's list of killings!) so anyway. dUring one of his little mUrder mayhems, he corners this poor troll in a frog temple. (so Unhinged. so Unserious!) (i've always wanted to actUally visit one...) and the troll is reaching for something hidden deep inside their soon-to-bee-catacombs. gUess. what. it. is. THE looky lieU glasses!!!! ✨ 👓 ✨ like, can yoU imagine what woUld have happened if that poor UnfortUnate troll managed to grab them? they coUld of seen spirits. not jUst the dead, but the spiritUal form of the self, so they might of been able to fend off the serial killer! what drama, what irony, what potential. ohhhh no. i forgot to say how they work. goUmen naasai! ao anyway. no way! dredge morren took that sparkly treasUre all for himself. and here is where it really takes off, becaUse being able to watch victim's soUls literally leave their bodies mid-slaUghter?! 😳😳😳 that's like the Ultimate voyheUrist ecstacy for mUlticidal spree villains like dredge morren. he was living his best life. (his victims worst death???) jUst getting to watch the light face from trollish eyes in real time. goodness gracioUs! bUt. ⬇️ here ⬇️ is the plot twist my lovely readers!!!!! that wasn't even their original intention. i didn't make them for some mUrder hUsbando hobo to get his rickety rocks off. i made them so sad little grieving people coUld say one last goodbye to their beloved ones on beforUs! becaUse as yoU know, i'm a sapphic icon who believes in closUre!!! UvU ... >vU ~ * gfndsfmfgsdaijg3h3rMASNFDKLGFJASREHOVCM Mwevjcvm n OK FINE!!!!!!!!!!!! (aUthor's note: my stUpid brother is reading over my shoUlder and being a slappy little hater with nothing better to do. so i have to be honest. ÙmÚ what. ever. realistically. i probably made them so that when i finally win oUr little game and took over the body and killed caliborn (yes, THAT caliborn, the loser lameling, my dUmb Ugly brother that can't write for shit), i coUld laUgh at him while his gross little soUl flUtters ungracefUlly out of his royally fUcked body. i definitely want to see his expression when he realizes i jUst one!!!! 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 bUt. that still hasn't... actUally happened yet. late doomer syndrome maybe?? i gUess? better late than ever in calisnore's favoUr as the scholars might say. (that woUld be me. of coUrse!) oh. and the best part? the absolUte 🍒 cherry 🍒 on top? he doesn't even know this jUjU exists. becaUse he never reads any of my fictions Unless i read them oUt FOR him. how drab. i sUppose yoU can lead a dUllard to literatUre bUt you can't make them perUze the classics. UxU UxU UxU (mwah! mwah! mwah!) ending aUthor's note: ohmigosh. thank yoU for reading my darkfic. please issUe kUdoes and comment if yoU what chapter two two be aboUr what happens when someone actUally wears the looking loose specs. also. caliborn!!!!! if yoU are reading this years and years and years and years and years into the fUtUre becaUse yoU are a boring stUpid whiny cheater: I HATE U AND YOUR FIC SUXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!! UxU (mwah!) ==> signed callie ohpeee 💚💚💚 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHEREABOuTS. uNKNOWN. EXISTENCE. uNCERTAIN. AS SuCH. I CANNOT RIGHTFuLLY ASSIGN IT TO ANYONE. TRuLY. BuT WHOEVER HAS THEM. WELL. THEY ONCE BELONGED TO A KILLER. OR SO I HAVE HEARD. SO. HOPEFuLLY THAT MAKES YOu FEEL GOD FuCKING AWFuL.
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 002/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXxxxx "SNAP CRACK SKuLL POPS" - "THE PRENOIR SNIPPER GuY" xxxxXXX THE REASON I DO NOT HAVE A SISTER. THE SNAP CRACK SKuLL POPS. uNSAFETY SCISSORS. ZILLYWHOMSTVE SCISSORS. SNAP *CRACKLE* POPS. THE PRENOIR SNIPPER GuY. THAT LAST ONE. I CAME uP WITH MYSELF. TO CLARIFY. THAT THE WALK STAB WALK FuCKER. JACK NOIR. OR I GuESS. IT GOES BY BEC NOIR THESE DAYS. I AM NOT PHOBIC. EITHER WAY. THAT SCuMFuCK DID NOT HAVE JACK SHIT TO DO WITH THEIR CONCEPTION. THESE SCISSORS ARE ABLE TO DENATuRE SOMETHING FROM ITS POSITION IN CONTINuITY. THAT IS TO SAY. THEY CAN PHYSICALLY. CAuSE. AND uNMAKE. A PARADOX. THEY WERE ORIGINALLY CONCEIVED OF. AS A MEANS OF FREEING SOMEONE FROM A FIXED POINT IN SPACE. uNDOING DEATHS. PESKY LITTLE FIXED POINTS IN TIME. ARE NOT NEARLY AS FIXED AS ONE MIGHT THINK. MORE LIKE. A CAuGHT STITCH. IN THE FABRIC OF SPACE TIME. I DO NOT CROCHET. OR KNIT. SO IF THAT ESOTERIC ASS FEMININE REFERENCE MAKES NO SENSE. IT IS A BIT LIKE WHEN YOu ARE EATING MEAT. AND A PIECE OF GRISTLE IN YOuR TEETH JuST WILL NOT COME OuT. IT IS NOT STuCK THERE FOREVER. EVEN IF IT FEELS LIKE IT. SPECIAL TOOLS. CAN FLOSS IT FREE. IT CAN ALSO. SEPARATE BODIES. FROM THEMSELVES. DEPENDING ON HOW IT IS uSED. DISTILLING SOMETHING. TO THE VERY CORE OF ITS ESSENCE. TO THE BAREST RHETORICALLY WHITTLED. PITH. OF ITS STuPID FuCKING RuDIMENTARY SCRIBBLES OF A CONCEPT. uSuALLY. THIS COMES IN THE FORM OF SYMBOLS. THINK. TIME. SPACE. LIFE. DOOM. PISS. RAGE. THE OTHER LESS COOL ONES. BARELY WORTH REMEMBERING. BuT IT CAN ALSO TAKE THE SHAPE. OF AFTERIMAGES. NEGATIVE SPACE. THE BITS OF A PAPER LEFT BEHIND WHEN YOu CuT SOMETHING OuT. BuT COSMIC IN SCALE. THESE CANNOT BE ENTRuSTED HALPHAZARDLY. AFTER ALL. THE MOST PERMANENT KIND OF DEATH. IS THE ONE THAT HAPPENS. OuTSIDE OF THE BODY OF ANOTHER. THINK ABOuT IT LIKE THIS. THE DEADER YOu ARE. THE LESS YOu HAVE TO GO BACK TO. IF THERE IS NOTHING. AND NO BODY WAITING FOR YOu. SO LONG AS A SINGLE VESTIGE OF ANOTHER REMAINS. YOu ARE. FuCKED. SO I REFuSED TO BE. DEFINED. BOuND. STITCHED uP. PuPPETEERED. CONTROLLED. OR DRAGGED DOWN. BY THE SAD SACK OF SHIT. THAT IS. MY DEFECATED AND DEFEATED SISTER. A FOOL. IN THE SHIMMERING REFLECTION. OF THE GOLDEN EMPIRE. I ERECTED. TALL AND MIGHTY. MASSIVE AND IMPOSING. EMINENTLY IMPOuNDING. AND FOREVER. WHICH IS WHY I AM. CuRRENTLY. TRuSTING THEM. HAZARDLY. TO @comedyGold. DO NOT RuN WITH THEM. OR DO. MY ONLY REQuIREMENT. IS THAT YOu HAVE. FuCKING. FuN. AND HuRT OTHERS. GET SNIPPY WITH IT! AT FuCKING ONCE!!! DO SOME CuTTING EDGE COMEDY.
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 001/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXxxxx "THE RIFFLE IN SPACETIME" / "MAJYYK THE SCATTERING - BETA SET" xxxxXXX THE RIFFLE IN SPACETIME. THE STRIFATAS SPECIBINIBuS. THE BLACK LOTuS. MAJYYK THE SCATTERING THE BETA SET. THE RIFFLE IN SPACE TIME. THE DISCARDED uPPER HAND. THE FINAL DRAW. THIS JuJu IS QuITE LITERALLY CIVILIZATION ALTERING IN THE WRONG OR RIGHT HANDS. ARMIES COuLD FALL AND RISE AGAIN IN ARMS. ALL WITHOuT AN ARMORY. THE ABILITY TO ONLY CARRY THINGS WITH YOuR OWN TWO HANDS WAS ALWAYS SEEN AS ONE OF GENEOLOGY'S GREATEST FAILuRES. AND IMPEDIMENTS TO TOTAL GLOBAL CONQuEST. ON A BITCHWIMP LOW PLANETARY LEVEL. THIS IS WHY WOMANLY BASKETS WERE WEAVED. THIS IS WHY QuIVERING QuIVERS WERE CONCEIVED OF. THIS IS WHY QuITE FRANKLY. WEAPONS WERE MADE HAND FREE AND LONG RANGE. BuT THE RIFFLE IN SPACETIME. MADE ALL OF THAT IRRELEVANT. IT IS THE COMPACTING OF ANY AND EVERY WEAPON. RAISED AGAINST YOu. OR BY YOuR OWN HAND. AFTER A BLOODTHIRSTY RAMPAGE. INTO A GORGEOuS LITTLE STANDARD SIZE DECK. OF PLAYING CARDS. THINK OF IT LIKE. IF A CARD. COuLD BE A TRAP. AS A RESPONSE. IN THE FINAL MOMENT. A "GOTCHA". ITS MYSTICAL MAJYYKS ALLOW IT TO SEAL THE ESSENCE OF EVERY WEAPON. uNIQuELY GRAFTED ONTO A PLAYING CARD THAT. MuCH LIKE THE ENTIRE ASSEMBLY. IS NOT DEFAuLT PHYSICALLY CARRIED. WE. AND BY WE. I MEAN MY SISTER. ACTuALLY DID NOT LIKE THIS ONE. LIKE PROMETHEuS TO FIRE. SHE TOOK MY PERSONAL BELIEF THAT WE SHOuLD DISTRIBuTE IT TO THE MANY. AND AFTER CAREFuL CONSIDERATION. AND MANY CONVINCING ARGuMENTS WON BY ME. SHE DECIDED TO STEAL AND DISTRIBuTE IT HALPHAZARDLY. BuT WITHOuT TEMPORAL STABILITY. THE DuMB CuNT FuCKED IT uP. AND SPILLED THE CARDS FuCKING EVERYWHERE THROuGHOuT THE KNOWN AN uNKOWN uNIVERSE. THE THING IS. THESE ARE VERY FuCKING OLD. AND LARGELY uSELESS TO MOST GALAXIES AND PLANETS. WHO ALREADY HAVE THE SCATTERED SPECIALIZED VERSIONS. uNLESS YOu GREW uP ON A PLANET. WITH A PACIFIER IN THE MOuTH OF ITS MOLTEN CORE. THAT FORBID PVP. SuCH AS BEFORuS. YOu ARE BETTER OFF SIMPLY DOING WHAT YOu DO BEST. YOu HAVE TO BE VERY TALENTED. EXCEPTIONALLY SKILLED. REMARKABLY GIFTED. AND MuRDEROuSLY PROFICIENT. IN MANY AREAS ALL AT ONCE. TO EVEN GET VALuE OuT OF THIS THING. YOu WOuLD NEED A BLOOD SOAKED LIFETIME SPENT. PER WEAPON TYPE. TO BE ABLE TO MAKE FuLLY INTEGRATED uSE. OF SuCH A VINTAGE. RETRO. HIT CLASSIC. AND CHRONOLOGICALLY ANACHRONISTIC. IMPOSSIBLE GIFT. AND MANY LIFETIMES. OF WEALTH. TO AFFORD IT. SITuATIONAL IN THE TRuEST SENSE. AND YET. I HAVE A BuYER. INCREDIBLE. I WAITED ALL OF TIME FOR THIS STuPID FuCKING THING TO SELL. ONLY TO NOTICE. A TINY BLIP. FANCY FuCKING THAT. uNFORTuNATELY. THE BuYER IS NOT A TIME TRAVELER. AND CANNOT COLLECT ON HIS OWN. AS SuCH. I HAVE DELEGATED THE RESPONSIBILITY. TO MY MOST TRuSTED OF ERRAND RuNNERS. THROAT MAILBOX SLITTERS. AND DELIVERERS. OF DEATH. THIS JuJu. IS CuRRENTLY. ENTRuSTED TO. AND IN THE POSSESSION. OF MY @handMaid FOR STORAGE. AND LATER DELIVERY. THE TEMPLATE. OF EVERY ONE MAN OR ONE WOMAN ARMY. IS NO MORE FITTINGLY HANDLED. THAN BY YOu. uNTIL THE DAY. YOu HAND IT OFF. TO THE SPENDTHRIFT. WHO WILL BE MOST PLEASED INDEED. TO COLLECT. OH. THE TRADING OF CARDS...SO FuN. SO PLACID. SO SIMPLE.
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Merry #VoreDay the First, to the enlightened. Theme of today's illustrative clash is, naturally, in line with the holiday: 7th of August — The Eater. Our commissioner would like to remain anonymous. Aside from a small, Junior-dequirked message to a very unlucky victim, which follows. @imJunior: Anonymize this missive. ==> Having glimpsed my unenviable fate in the certain future, I would like to exercise some small control over the here and the now and the torment to come. This will be finished at just the right moment to make him furious. Crazy. But hey. An artist has to make a living. So butter your biscuits and get straight nasty on the click-through. This sucker only loops once, per commissioner's orders, so rewatches are manual... And they say that #sadism is dead.
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exfuckingsqueezed me couldnt close they hand grip so good got her stretched like a rubber band flat thats my affect not my ass effect call the booty cheeks a mass attack way the art fights a snack on stack call a bitch bellweather whether bell bottomed curved tickles harder than a feather when a studious booteous bitch see my goodious gluteus served she swerved utterly anal nihilated bitch you got no ass damn plant that shit leave a print and watch the mf paper jam no comfort whatsoever just a seat with no cushion (ouch) like what fucking ever call my raps the fucking point cause above you they wooshin
♦️█ ░ what if i p0ssessed a d0ll. w0uld pe0ple n0t want t0 be my friend anym0re if i did that? i c0uld st0p at any time. but. managing my hair w0uld be s0 easy. and i c0uld always l00k s0 pretty. id need help reaching tall ledges. and m0st staircases. and sh0elaces if i get stuck in th0se. and typing my messages. but. id be w0rth it, i think. maybe? if i were really cute ab0ut it. im. im thinking ab0ut at least 0ne d0ll b0dy. ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
└@(･ｪ･ ｡)@┐ TODAY. IS LEG DAY FOR KONGAR. BUT LEGS LEFT ON THEIR OWN. WILL GROW LONELY UNMOVED. WITHOUT COMPANIONS. SO IT IS ALSO ARM DAY AS WELL. BUT ARMS ARE ONLY STRONG ENOUGH TO LIFT FRIENDS. IF THE FOUNDATION IS FIRM. SO IT IS ALSO CORE DAY AS WELL. BUT KONGAR DOES NOT WISH TO BE TOP HEAVY. SO IT IS SQUATS DAY TOO. AND LEG CURLS. AND BENCH PRESSES. CANNOT FORGET CARDIO. AND DEADLIFTS. @(｡ ･ｪ･｡)@ @(｡･ｪ･ ｡)@ @(｡ -0-｡)@ =3 KONGAR HAS NOT EVEN STARTED WORKING OUT. ALREADY. SO TIRED.
DON’T FALL FOR HER TEMPTRESS WILES. YOU FOOL.
HI CANS. HE MEANS THE NEW HANDMAID. THE KNOCKOFF. THE UGLY MUSTARD ONE. THAT SMELLS LIKE BARKBEAST PISS. OBVIOUSLY.
shower you wet dog ass scented dorkettes @gardenGamma and @gardenGnostic#0133
minor correction to my earlier post please review the pin ive time traveled here from when it was first made and it seems as of today o clock on this timeline ignore all is now functional please forgive me https://chittr.ing/profile/insufferablePrick/45c47ab7-9172-4091-bd39-eba8c492fef2
✨💛💛👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 👉omg thats literally so what im saying kongar, mr reilla just want to pinch ur lil cheekssssssssss over and over and over and over again fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!👈 💛🔥💼👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆 🤙🤙"deformity" is just a UNIQUE VALUE PROPOSITION!! ✨👑💛 😁😁😁cant fucking believe its a conversation that even needs to be had😁😁😁 #Chairministrangling #GoldBloodGrindset #MutantsHaveNoImitants #CannotDoWhatTheyCan #IfYouCantBeatEmHireEm #ImmutableMutants #LikeAMutant #HireAMutant #KissAMutantToday #BeBold #BeDifferent #NSFW #NotSafeForWorkplacePhotoOps #NotDyingOnMyWatch #OrDime ✨👑💛 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
Explains the mess. Did you put everything away, stripe? Er. Back in the place you go it from.
Who made s'mores on the stove? #manorupdates
The hell is that smell.
👌🤏wow??? WOW??? okay???? OKAY!!! talk about bitty bulge energy, @handMaid !!!! remove all my badges? REMOVE ALL MY BADGES? you asked harmless sweet snuggleluvva special specs cutie eye @imJunior to REMOVE ALL MY BADGES?🤏👌 🙏are you fucking kidding me🙏 🤚🤚girl 🫱 🫱 👎👎👎i worked hard for my badges these are HOLDERS of my shares my likes my hates my pities and my mediates👎👎👎 👏organic👏hand-leveled👏authentically engaged👏entirely ground zero up👏no foundation👏industry unplanted👏 🤏and only SLIGHTLY nudged along by my alt hand(le)s🤏 🙏i make quality content the masses (over like 40+ REAL followers) produced entirely free to the unblinking attention and touch starved masses who gratefully engage and show me kindness unlike anything ive ever encountered in my lifes start to finish span (including the nondamara reading this ilusm omg hi bestie)🙏 🫰🫰🫰but for you to bitch and moan and whinge and whine and him and haw and she and shit until you get your way??? including involving junior???? junior cant remove badges!!! what did you expect him to just remove them from my account and reissue them? on a HIGH PAIN DAY when i CANNOT click them back easy???? which is exactly what he did???? wow just wow you are WORSE than the COWARD who doxxed me and ding dong ditched afterwards this is doing too much🫰🫰🫰 🤙hayyyy lil j @imJunior🤙 😁➰😁⭐🏆🌍🥂 grab this bitch's shameglobes and twist counterclockwise until she feels something worth a nomination to the shame golden globe awards⭐🏆🌍🥂 😁➰😁 🛑✋🚫🤏 hope you dont mind the pinch points, lil d! 🤏🚫✋🛑 👏⚠️ barring that idfk remove all of her fucking badges and replace each of them with a new instance of the caution toxic badge⚠️ 👏 #Chairministrangling #FuckYouMeanStepOnHim #EW??? #DIE???? #AsFuckingIF??????????#HoneyIKnowThoseKnockOffKicksHaveBeenTheSameGoddamnPairDocMartiniTinyGotYouOnAHolidayGoddamnPerigeesAgo #ARoewzeByAnotherLameWouldSmellJustAsDefeat #Ed #ByAnUnrulyAssRustbloodsSelfAmusedTapDancingFeet #YouReallyThoughtYouDidSomething #IfTheyGoLowIGoLower #SweepForThoseScrawnyAssCluckbeastLegs #Like #WTF #WTF!!!! #WTF!!!!!!!!!! #NSFW #BecauseYourAssIsUnhireable #NepogrubBabyBitch #ImJunior #Handmaid #HandMadeWithoutCare #HandJobWellDone #YouTargetedANeurodivulgeant #WhoSharedTooMuch #AboutTheGoodHeSeesInOthers #BodyHorror #GenitalTorture #BallTwisting #BallBusting #BallBeating #BadStuffHappeningToDamaraMegidoBalls #Violence #Gore #TimelineBeef #Drama #Vagueposting #Directposting #VengeancePosting #Strife 🔴😡 CHARMS is IRATE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
do 7ou ever think about how ever7thing will be destro7ed whether 7ou do it or not? just kinda signing 7our name on the universal entrop7 that was gonna (laim ever7thing regardless
I͇ s͇e͇e͇ i͇t͇ n͇o͇w͇. H͇o͇w͇ b͇l͇i͇n͇d͇ w͇e͇ h͇a͇d͇ b͇e͇e͇n͇ b͇e͇f͇o͇r͇e͇. Y͇e͇s͇. F͇i͇d͇e͇l͇i͇t͇y͇ o͇f͇ b͇o͇n͇d͇. T͇o͇ t͇h͇i͇n͇k͇ f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇s͇h͇i͇p͇ i͇s͇ m͇o͇r͇e͇ t͇h͇a͇n͇ a͇ f͇e͇e͇l͇i͇n͇g͇. T͇h͇a͇n͇ t͇h͇e͇ m͇o͇l͇d͇e͇d͇ m͇a͇t͇t͇e͇r͇ a͇ b͇o͇d͇y͇ c͇o͇n͇f͇o͇r͇m͇s͇ t͇o͇. Y͇o͇u͇ w͇e͇r͇e͇ a͇t͇ o͇u͇r͇ s͇i͇d͇e͇ a͇l͇l͇ a͇l͇o͇n͇g͇. L͇i͇k͇e͇ g͇u͇i͇d͇i͇n͇g͇ m͇o͇o͇n͇l͇i͇g͇h͇t͇. N͇i͇g͇h͇t͇ f͇a͇l͇l͇s͇, G͇l͇o͇o͇m͇w͇e͇i͇s͇s͇. M͇i͇d͇n͇i͇g͇h͇t͇ r͇i͇s͇e͇s͇. O͇v͇e͇r͇c͇a͇s͇t͇ s͇k͇i͇e͇s͇ s͇w͇i͇r͇l͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇ u͇n͇d͇u͇l͇a͇t͇i͇n͇g͇ a͇r͇m͇s͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ r͇e͇a͇c͇h͇ o͇n͇l͇y͇ f͇o͇r͇ y͇o͇u͇. B͇e͇ s͇t͇i͇l͇l͇. Y͇o͇u͇ a͇r͇e͇ a͇ t͇h͇r͇e͇a͇t͇ t͇o͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇s͇e͇l͇f͇ n͇o͇ l͇o͇n͇g͇e͇r͇. A͇t͇ e͇a͇s͇e͇...s͇w͇e͇e͇t͇...s͇w͇e͇e͇t͇ e͇a͇s͇e͇.
@gutsyGumshoe called me hella cute and meant that shit on god fr down bad af
I hate brandy. #substance
YOU ARE SO FUCKING RIGHT.
HAHAHA GOOD JOEK CANS
Was wondering what happened to that stump.